At the same time, Sun Yuan, although he didn't want to see the war in the world and wanted to avoid the world, but under the development trajectory of the Queen Mother of Yaochi, he was interested in watching a few games, but Sun Yuan had to accompany him.

What's more, Sun Yuan was also interested, and he didn't want the record of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in later generations to be related to the desolate world, so Sun Yuan couldn't help but be curious.

As a result, after looking back curiously, I found that it seemed to be a little different from the records of the Romance of the Gods in later generations.

I don't want to be a human Dong Zhuo didn't stay after entering Luoyang in the world, but went directly to Chang'an with the little emperor, which was Chang'an City nearly five hundred years later.

Therefore, Sun Yuan and the Queen Mother of Yaochi ignored the vision that happened on Dong Zhuo's road, but they happened to catch up with a lively scene in the world, which was even more lively than when the flood was sealed as a god.

That is, a few old people incarnated in the world, pretending to be ghosts for a long time, but they put up an oolong, because although Situ Wang Yun, a human in the human world, has been plotting to let Lu Bu kill Dong Zhuo, but he has not yet implemented it.

Therefore, the current human Lu Bu did not have the idea of killing Dong Zhuo at all, and the result was that no matter how much he reminded him, it attracted the crusade of the princes of the Seventeenth Route under the Tiger Prison.

In the past, when the flood was sealed as a god, it was the eight hundred princes who cut down the king, but this time it was the seventeenth princes who gathered under the Tiger Prison Pass to kill Dong Zhuo, and it also interrupted the Zen concession of the human emperor in time in time.

The tiger prison in the world is closed, far away on a hillside.

So this time, Sun Yuan and the Queen Mother of Yaochi appeared at the right time.

Sun Yuan incarnated as an ordinary farmer, and the Queen Mother of Yaochi also incarnated as an ordinary human woman, obviously as excited as when she once traveled to Hongmeng Heaven and Earth.

Queen Mother of Yaochi: "Senior brother, will the husband and wife of the earth be called husband and wife by the husband and wife of the earth in the future?"

Sun Yuan nodded and couldn't help but be curious: "Hmm." ”

The Queen Mother of Yaochi smiled: "Then senior brother, you can call me wife." ”

Sun Yuan, who was looking from afar, almost fell headlong, and said without twisting his head: "Ahem! What kind of system is that?"

No one else was present, but the Queen Mother of Yaochi was not shy at all and said, "We are husband and wife now, shouldn't you call me wife, senior brother?"

Sun Yuan continued to say without twisting his head: "It's not a real husband and wife." ”

Queen Mother of Yaochi: "Then senior brother, we can also be real husband and wife." ”

Sun Yuan: "Ahem!"

Queen Mother Yaochi: "That Dao ancestor Laojun has a child, and Jade Emperor Haotian also has a child, doesn't the senior brother want a child? I have an egg in the womb of the Honghuang Wilderness, and I just want to have a child with the senior brother." ”

Sun Yuan: "Ahem! ahem!"

Queen Mother of Yaochi: "Senior brother, you won't be shy, right?

Sun Yuan couldn't do that Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi didn't have feelings for women, and when he heard it, he couldn't help but be teased by the Queen Mother of Yaochi so much that his old face was slightly red, so he had to say: "I'm just an incarnation now." ”

The Queen Mother of Yaochi immediately couldn't help but rejoice: "Then when the body of the senior brother saint is in the future, let the egg in my womb begin to give birth to our child? ”

Elder Sun looked embarrassed: "Ahem, Yaochi, look, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei seem to have come over in the distance." ”

The Queen Mother of Yaochi couldn't help but smile and said: "Senior brother, I can say okay, I will be married to my senior brother in the future, and in private, senior brother, you will call me wife, and then we will have a child together." I don't think it's so much fun to be mortal. ”

No one in the Three Realms knows that the Queen Mother of the Heavenly Court Yaochi Heavenly Palace is already in the Nether Realm, and she is incarnated with the former saint Sun Yuan, and has self-sealed into a mortal couple.

Sun Yuan could only be embarrassed, he knew that he had come to the world with Nuwa, Nuwa definitely didn't have the trouble of the Queen Mother of Yaochi, but it would not be as interesting as the Queen Mother of Yaochi.

Although the two of them sealed themselves as mortals, their mana cultivation realm was still there, but when they looked up, they saw three goods coming on horseback, but they were Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, and then they also stopped on a hillside.

Liu Bei suddenly pointed to the distance in front of him and said, "Second brother, third brother, in front is the place where Yuan Shao gathers all the princes, let's go to the alliance quickly." ”

Although the three brothers Taoyuan Sanjieyi were picked out this time, they originally knew it with the scheming of the three of them, but this time they were picked out by the hateful old man.

Besides, the old man and his wife have also been beaten to death by Zhang Fei in Taoyuan, so the three of them are still the same as before, even if they know each other's thoughts, they still pretend not to know, and then they eat at the same table and sleep in the same bed.

The only thing is that Guan Yu's two-foot-long beard, which is equivalent to a half-meter-long beard in later generations, looks quite individual, but in fact it looks like a neurotic.

First of all, how does Guan Yu's half-meter-long beard stay neat at all times?

Therefore, Guan Yu must have combed his beard when he was fine, and no one had ever seen Guan Yu comb his beard, which means that Guan Yu secretly combed his beard every time.

That is, the real side is that every time Guan Yu secretly hides in the dark to comb his beard, so that no one has ever seen Guan Yu comb his beard, and Guan Yu's beard remains neat at any time.

And then the point is, when you wash your face in the morning, do you wash the half-meter-long beard on your chest? After washing, you don't dry it for half a day, so Guan Yu can't wash his beard every day, and the actual smell on the beard is only known to Liu Bei and Zhang Fei.

The last point is, where to put Guan Yu's half-meter-long beard when he goes to the toilet and squats on the toilet? It will be messy when he presses it on his legs, and he has to comb it again after squatting in the toilet, so he can only hold it with one hand and go to the toilet at the same time.

But it is inevitable that there will be a mistake under the hundred secrets, so Guan Yu has also been in a hurry to squat in the toilet and forget to hold his beard, and the result is that he urinated on his beard as soon as he squatted.

In later generations, many people admired Guan Yu, and it seems that they never thought about where to put Guan Yu's half-meter-long beard when he squatted in the toilet? If he didn't hold it with his hands, it would inevitably hang down to the ground!

And when you hang down to the ground, when you pee, you will definitely pee on your beard.

I saw that even though the three of them knew it this time, they still deliberately pretended to be brothers, and they did not doubt Liu Bei's identity as a relative of the Han family.

But I didn't notice that on the same hillside in the distance, there was an old man and a couple who were beaten to death at the beginning, but this time they turned into a young human couple.

Sun Yuan also suddenly said: "Okay, I will call you wife, but you are not allowed to say it outside, otherwise the two of us will be husband and wife in this world, what will it be like to spread it?" ’

The Queen Mother of Yaochi immediately couldn't help but be happy: "Okay! ’

Then the jade hand lightly pointed at the three of them, and Zhang Fei suddenly said rudely: "It's okay to go! But there is one, the eldest brother has to rely on me!"

Liu Bei couldn't help but be curious, and said lightly with an indescribable look of joy and anger: "Third brother, you say." ”

As a result, the voices of the two fell, and the princes of the Seventeenth Road, who were already present in the Yuanhui Alliance, couldn't help but be silent at the same time, and then looked at each other, and they couldn't help but wonder: 'Who is talking here?'

Immediately after hearing the rough voice just now, he sounded again: "Since we are going to the alliance, then the eldest brother has to be the leader of the alliance!

In an instant, the human princes Yuan Shao couldn't help but look gloomy, and the other sixteen princes couldn't help but be surprised: 'Who is this?'

Everyone couldn't help but look up into the distance, only to see that the sound seemed to be blown by the wind, and for a moment everyone couldn't help but wait quietly to see who it was?