Chapter 594: The Legendary Scolding
Wu Guo was very happy.
Wu Guo was satisfied.
The things of the world have always been better than the generals...... Unexpectedly, this time his wish came true, and before he could stir up, the little bear king and the little wolf king had already begun to grit their teeth and be filled with righteous indignation!
It's really a good situation! It's not a small good! It's definitely a big deal!
"Little mouse, what are you still doing there? It's your turn! At the moment of the great enemy, you didn't say a word when we expressed our determination in turn, what do you mean?" After the little wolf king finished speaking, he glanced at the mouse king again.
"Oh, do I still have to speak to show my determination? You can't cure the pain in my heart even if you give me bone-setting pills now! Brother Wolf, Brother Xiong, in the final analysis, you two and the Dog King are just some battle of will...... And our rat clan is the one with the most bitter and bitter hatred with the dog clan, and the one who doesn't share the sky......!" Under the gaze of the rat, the mouse king immediately waved his two little paws, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Although the cat clan has been catching us rat clan...... However, this matter was arranged by God in advance, natural mice are afraid of cats, and natural mice are born to restrain each other...... So in the end, even if we were caught by the cat clan, our rat clan had no complaints, and could only sigh in my heart and admit that we were unlucky! Since ancient times, who has not died? Who has few natural enemies in the world? Right? Not to mention us little monsters with ordinary skills, even those who are as cunning and difficult as Brother Guo have several natural enemies! But then again, what are the dog clans? Why do they want to arrest us rat clan if they have nothing to do? Are they full of food? It's all dog meddling with rats! Anyway, tomorrow I will go around the Tibetan Jade Tower with Brother Wolf and Brother Xiong! Although I may not be able to beat the Dog King...... But one good demon and three gangs...... When Brother Wolf and Brother Bear and the King of Dogs are in a mess, I can wave flags and shout on the side, beating drums and cheering!"
"......" The little wolf king and the little bear king listened, although they were not very satisfied, but they didn't say anything...... Although the little mouse is not of much use, there is no money field and there is a demon field...... So then he looked at Catwoman......
After making trouble for most of the day, these little monsters would have mobilized the masses as well...... No, every little monster has to raise their hand to speak!
Luckily, there are a few down-and-out people here, if there are a few legendary landlords...... Needless to say, I must be caught by these little monsters!
It's messed up!
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"......" Catwoman blinked her eyes wide and blew her beard again...... I searched my stomach for a long time but didn't think of any allusions to cats and dogs, so I had no choice but to push the red rabbit girl next to me, and whispered: "I'll think about it for a while, and I'll talk about it later...... Tutu, you come first, I'll be the last one to speak after you're done!"
"......" Chitu girls are honest, naturally they will not make those gnashing teeth and hateful postures, they lowered their heads and thought for a long time, and finally whispered hesitantly: "Do I want to speak too?" In fact, we rabbit clan and dog clan do not have much grudge...... Cat and I have been wandering in the grasslands of the Demon Land before, and the canine clan has left the Demon Land a long time ago...... I can't beat eight poles, and suddenly I don't know how to say it! I can't just say bad things about the dog clan for no reason!"
"Why not? I haven't heard of the sin of desire, why is there no excuse?" Before the others could speak, the little cat woman was first unhappy, rolled her eyes and said: "The human race often says 'the cunning rabbit dies, and the lackey cooks'...... Why does it have to be the rabbit to die first? Is there some reversal of the cart? Can't it be said, 'The lackey dies, the rabbit cooks.'"
Ahem! It turns out that this little cat girl is also afraid that the world will not be chaotic! I haven't figured it out yet, but I came up with an idea for the red rabbit girl first!
"Oops! Cat, when you say this, I immediately remember!" The red rabbit girl was taken aback when she heard this, and drew inferences: "There is also a saying on the human side called rabbit death and fox sorrow...... Listen, how good it is! Why have we always liked the demon so much? Because she has a good heart, if I die one day...... Youyou-sama will definitely cry bitterly!"
It's messed up!
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"Oh, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately...... Madame, what are you talking nonsense, what are you going to die one day...... How unlucky! We are all following Brother Guo now, if he can break through the sky in the future...... Maybe he will take us all to the legendary fairy world! When the time comes, Brother Guo will be an immortal, I will be a fairy wolf, and you will be a fairy rabbit...... Hehe, that's all immortal! What is dead or alive, don't say it in the future!" The little wolf king was suddenly startled, first scolded his wife with a straight face, and then looked at the little cat girl with disgust and said: "Okay! My wife has already said it now! It's your turn! You can't hide from the first day of the first year, but you can't hide from the fifteenth ...... I've run away from you, the cake seller!"
It's messed up!
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"We cat people and dog people have not been together since ancient times...... So it's always far away, the well water doesn't interfere with the river water, and there is no intersection!" The little cat woman suddenly panicked, blinked her eyes and thought for a long time, and finally whispered hesitantly: "I have been thinking about it for a long time, but I just came up with a plausible word...... A cat and a dog...... There are both cats and dogs in this sentence...... I don't know if it counts?"
"Ahem, daughter-in-law, you are also smart, confused for a while...... You're completely a bad word abuse!" Before the others could speak, the mouse king first rolled his eyes on the side and said: "A cat and a dog is a juxtaposition, which roughly means that both are waste, and neither is much better than the other...... In other words, it's a raccoon dog...... It's a sure thing that the dog is trash, and now you call yourself trash...... It's like killing a thousand enemies, and self-damage is also four two hundred and five!"
"Phew! You're only two hundred and five! I haven't scratched you for a few days, are your skin itching again?" The little cat woman suddenly became furious, and a cat's claw swung out like lightning, and at once she grabbed one of the little mouse's ears, shook it vigorously a few times, and said angrily: "Gossip! I only ask you one word! Do you want to die? Do you want to die?"
"Oh......! Don't you always have domestic violence with me!" The mouse king cried bitterly.
"Phew, what kind of domestic violence, little mice just can't speak!" The others were stunned for a moment, but Wu Guo secretly glanced at the tsundere queen beside him...... Sympathy, that's quite sympathy! Alas, you haven't married a daughter-in-law who is so violent and powerful, and of course you don't know the suffering...... With a clear heart, Cai Suzhen immediately looked back, Wu Guo immediately panicked, and spat viciously at the mouse king: "Beating is kissing, scolding is love...... When your daughter-in-law beats you and scolds you...... It's not scolding, it's kissing you and loving your body language!"
It's messed up!
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