Chapter 193: Chapter 234: Trickery
A mess of sticks knocked away a fly, although it was a bit of a fuss, but it was also very happy.
I've been putting up with you for a long time, okay!
Everyone is mixed on the territory of the human race, why do you always eat fragrant, drink spicy, and if you have nothing to do, you can still organize a group to travel abroad, and then have a good time with the local natives, and finally carry all kinds of loot home to enjoy...... And we can only stay in the Niangzi Pass and drink the northwest wind!
It's all mixed on the rivers and lakes, why is the gap so big!
One is a son, and the other is a passerby!
Ahem, it turns out that the ...... is hidden behind the great happiness. It turned out to be **Si's jealousy of the local tyrants!
One in the sky, one in the ground, it's strange if you don't be jealous!
If no one comes to disturb you, you will not be able to see out of sight, and your heart will be pure, and you will be forced to endure by jealousy, and you will even come to the door to provoke...... If you get cheap, you have to sell well, it's light to beat you, I can't wait to beat you to death with a stick!
Let's play one by one, come with two by one!
But after being happy, there are words of suffering!
Needless to say, Shi Wenyuan, who fled back to the Tiger Prison with a blue nose and swollen face, must have cried in front of Situ with a handful of snot and tears.
I know it even if I think about it with my knees...... That Yu Qingshan will definitely stir up a few words on the side, and the immortal princess of the golden branches and jade leaves and the bloody general Fei Xiao will naturally have some ideas.
As for the ** Yuan Baby...... Surely I won't be idle! I can't run away by saying a few cool words on the side!
Master Taifu has given gifts from afar...... If you don't want to be grateful, how can you dare to support your subordinates to beat the messenger?
Is he crazy? The two armies are still fighting without beheading...... Why would you do such a crazy thing!
Do you still want to get mixed up?
Is there any royal law left?
And the little general in the Doll Army...... Really ate the gall of the leopard, and knocked the messenger out of the palace gate in one go, not to mention, but also carried a big wooden stick and chased it all the way to the city gate?
Why didn't he chase all the way to the Tiger Prison!
Did he treat Master Taifu's staff as rabbits?
It's really the other way around!
Ahem! These cool words are to be said...... Even a mud bodhisattva would be furious when he heard it!
Every stick not only hit Shi Wenyuan's ass, but also hit everyone in the tiger prison in the face!
Cough! Whether it is Situ or Shi Wenyuan, naturally they will not tell them what kind of gift they are giving......
Giving gifts is beaten...... It's strange that Princess Changsheng and General Fei Xiao are not indignant!
Not to mention anything else, the Liangzi of the Immortal Army and the Doll Army has been concluded since then!
The Immortal Army takes revenge, it's not too late for ten years, don't let us see you in the future!
Spanking you? How can there be such a cheap good thing in the world! Doesn't it charge interest? Without saying a word, interrupt your lonely crutch first!
It turns out that Situ's plan kills two birds with one stone!
Ginger is old and spicy!
not only deceived the Demon Saint, but also put the Harmful Fruit on the back of a big black cauldron!
From then on, the Immortal Army and the Doll Army were enemies when they met, and they were very red!
It's really sinister! If it's not good, you will withdraw!
Everyone present did not know that Wu Guo had a hard time, and because of the sudden occurrence of the historical incident of the stick beating, a quiet dinner party immediately began to become lively.
Well, playing is always the most exciting!
What's more, it's still a one-sided play!
It's so enjoyable!
The four little ones made a mess, and even Wanbaotang, who had been lost his soul, became high-spirited, grabbing Bai Baoxiang's little hand and pouring out his heartfelt ......
As for the eldest lady and the little maid...... Then he sat on the side and whispered! Well, I'm about to leave north for Zhenyang Mountain...... What clothes to bring is not negotiable!
Only Wanxue Zhenren called Wu Guo to his side and whispered: "Guo'er, I don't think this matter is so simple! You and I have a deal, is it a plan for Situ to give a gift this time?"
"It must be a plan! What kind of character is Situ! Usually his breath is foggy!" "For this kind-hearted and clever mother-in-law, Wu Guo has always respected her very much, and she didn't dare to hide it a little, so she immediately said all the speculations in her heart.
"......" Wanxue Zhenren was speechless when he heard it, this Situ is too evil, right? This kind of evil trick can be had? The person he is worried about is really bad luck for eight lifetimes!
"Aunt, don't worry, anyway, we have never been on good terms with the gang in the capital, but the two sides are fighting wolves, and they have concerns about each other, so they have always covered their ...... Now it's just that kind of tacit understanding made clear all at once. Wu Guo was not in a hurry, and said with a faint smile: "It's okay to pick it out! It's like a swollen blister, it hurts for a while, and it doesn't hurt for a lifetime! So I said, it's better to pick late than early, and it's best to pick it up now! Who is afraid of whom! No, let's go into battle together to compare! I'm afraid that they won't dare to compare now! Because after fighting and losing both, it is the Demon Saint who picks up the big bargain!"
"Well, you can just make up your mind about these things! There are capable people in the rivers and mountains, and the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves! In the future, we old guys will slowly fade out of the rivers and lakes. "Evening Snow really sighed faintly.
"Auntie, what are you talking about, you're not old at all! By the way, do you still drink the pine nut tea I gave you......?" There is a snow ginseng doll around Zhenyang Mountain, and this time I will go back and capture it alive, and then unscrew a snow ginseng fruit from its head and give it to you to eat!
Ahem! When Wu Guo and Bai Baoxiang divided the fruit that day, only the last fruit was not divided...... The last one is gone!
I haven't seen a single hair of the snow ginseng doll...... The nine fruits of the head are already named...... Sure enough!
He really deserves to be the little ancestor of the white wolf with empty gloves!
"Oh, what about that kind of baby? Guo'er has a heart!" Although Wanxue Zhenren's eyes are like torches, but this time the sycophants are the victim Guo patted in the heart, who doesn't like the eternal youth! Especially those peerless beauties who are naturally beautiful and difficult to give up...... Haven't you seen what kind of sadness the real people have become for the eternal youth!"Your uncle has already told me just now, do you want Su Zhen to accompany you back to Zhenyang Mountain? Well! I'm absolutely no problem here! I'll talk to Su Zhen tomorrow! Don't worry, she has always listened to me the most!"
Oh my God! This is really crooked, after dividing a fruit, the mother-in-law passed this level at once!
"In the future, as long as you two get along well, your uncle and I will be at ease wherever we go. Wanxue Zhenren had a loving look on her face, and as she spoke, she seemed to have some sadness: "Children still have to spread their wings after all...... Although we are reluctant in our hearts, we are helpless......"
"Auntie, don't worry! I will not want to fight for my life in this life, and I will not let Zhenzhen suffer the slightest harm!" Wu Guo hurriedly swore.
"Well, in a few days, you will go back to Zhenyang Mountain together! In the future, the Zhenyang Sect and the Hanging Pavilion will be a family, and it is only right for Su Zhen to live for a while......" Wanxue Zhenren was extremely satisfied in his heart, nodded and smiled: "You don't have to worry about this, in case something happens...... You two are harnessing the crane, and you will fly back in a few hours!"
"I originally wanted to go back with Majin...... But now suddenly there is a new idea......" Wu Guo scratched his hair, and suddenly the tone of his words changed.
"Oh, what new ideas?" said Wanxue Zhenren.
"But it was Situ's plan that gave me some inspiration...... Do you want to!Since Situ can set up a ** formation for the Demon Saint...... Then why can't I give Situ another ** formation!" Wu Guo looked around cautiously, and then laughed quietly: "All along, I am afraid that people in the world will not know that it is really my daughter-in-law...... In fact, this kind of psychology is a typical manifestation of timidity! Well, Zhenzhen and I can also deliberately make some small awkwardness for others to show in the future! Hehe, occasionally acting, just to deceive my opponents!"
"I understand what you say! Isn't it just beating and kissing, and scolding is love?" Wanxue Zhenren rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Do you want to show others that you are making trouble?" Well, Su Zhen is the one who can't cheat the most...... I watched it for a few days, and let her chase you around Niangziguan with a sword! Don't talk about your opponents, everyone in the whole world knows that you are making trouble!"
"......" Wu Guo suddenly broke out in a cold sweat! "Oh my God! That's not awkward, it's a step-by-step chase, okay!"
It turns out that this is self-defeating!
Parents all over the world naturally want their children to be harmonious, sweet, and sweet......
He wanted to have trouble with someone's baby daughter this time...... The mother-in-law is naturally unhappy!
Directly let your daughter chase you a few laps with a sword!
(End of chapter)