Chapter 15 Leopard print skirt

"Master, I'll discuss something with you. ”

"What?"

"In the future, if you see Guanyin Bodhisattva, I hope you don't talk about today's events. ”

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong's face is quite thin.

The so-called lowly people are invincible.

So at this point, Tang Sanzang is the leader.

But why is it Guanyin? Why don't you let her know?

Could it be that the monkey is thinking in his head that he can't know?

Or is it not like this to the monkey in the script?

"Are you afraid that Sister Guanyin will have a biased opinion of you?"

Tang Sanzang quipped.

"Master......"

"Hahaha......"

"Master, I beg you!"

"It depends on the mood!"

Monkey king:......

"Okay, let's go, it's important to hurry!"

Tang Sanzang was happy in his heart, and he could do whatever he wanted next, and take in the female goblin well.

Let's say that Tang Sanzang was riding a horse, and Sun Wukong was carrying his luggage and walking in front.

After a short time, the two crossed the Two Realms Mountain.

"Finally got out of there. ”

Sun Wukong sighed.

There is his pain, if a person is trapped in one place and cannot move, he can't stand it for a day, let alone five hundred years?

The two walked and walked.

Suddenly, a cheetah the size of a cow ran towards the two of them.

Such a behemoth is almost a refined person.

In its eyes, the two of them are delicious food.

Sun Wukong stood in front of him, a depressed.

"It's not the right time for this cheetah to come, if it is a mortal, it can still eat meat, but it is the master who meets it, it is really sad. ”

As he spoke, he only heard Tang Sanzang say:

"Wukong, peel off the cheetah that blocked the way, and the teacher wants to pull a dress for you to cover your lower body. ”

Only then did Sun Wukong realize that he was covered with monkey hair, and the previous Monkey King costume had long been turned into ashes by Rulai.

It is a little indecent to appear in front of everyone's eyes like this.

Sun Wukong smiled a little embarrassed but politely.

"Skirts, Master, the apprentice is a man! Don't wear that!"

"Can't men wear skirts?"

"Why doesn't Master wear it?"

"Are you teaching the teacher to do things? Do you really want to disobey the teacher?"

Tang Sanzang's face changed.

"Don't dare!"

was so scared that Sun Wukong didn't dare to shout.

Tang Sanzang was majestic, even if he was a Monkey King, he was also afraid.

From the moment he patted the monkey on the back of the head three times, the monkey had already purified him as a Bodhi patriarch.

And Guanyin said that only by worshipping Tang Sanzang as a teacher can you achieve positive results.

The cheetah on the side looked at the strange two, and even forgot that they came out today to eat human flesh.

"Why don't you go soon, the next time you see Sister Guanyin, you will have a good image. ”

When he said this, Sun Wukong agreed.

"Yes, Master. ”

He put down his luggage, pulled out a needle in his ear, and under the pretense of facing the wind, a bowl appeared in his hand and a thin iron rod, which was a wishful golden hoop stick.

He took it in his hand and said with a smile: "This baby, I haven't used it for more than 500 years, and your leopard can die under my wishful golden hoop stick, which is a blessing from thousands of years of cultivation!"

Then he dragged him away and met the cheetah.

"Evil animal, where to go!"

The leopard crouched on the ground, gathering momentum.

Before he set off, he hit him head-on, and his brain burst out.

"Master's leopard is dead, what should I do next?......

"Let me do it!"

"Master, what are you?"

Tang Sanzang didn't know where to get a sharp knife, picked the skin from the leopard's belly, peeled it down, peeled off the skin, chopped off the claw armor, cut off the head, cut a boxy piece of leopard skin, lifted it, and measured it.

"Hmm...... Good size. ”

"Master, do you really want to wear it?"

"Are you afraid that it won't look good? Don't worry, the teacher will definitely design a wild and elegant leopard print skirt for you...... You are definitely at the forefront of the times, and the fashion trend is led by you!"

Sun Wukong regretted it a little.

But it's too late to say anything now.

"Master, in this wilderness, if you have fur but no needlework, it's better not to do it. ”

"I have!"

Tang Sanzang took out the needle and thread from the package given by Li Shimin and began to sew it.

How could Tang Sanzang have these things? Oh my God! What happened?

"This is Master's good intentions, and I can't live up to it!

Monkey king:......

According to the modern way of thinking, Tang Sanzang divided five by five, and after a while, the two legged leopard print short skirts were completed.

There are also two shawls along the way.

"Two sets of leopard print clothes, you can try them?"

Sun Wukong had no solution, he didn't dare to say no, he could only do as he wanted.

One day he left Tang Sanzang, it must not be because of monsters, it must be because of these strange requirements.

When the clothes are put on, he also does not forget to pull down the skirt.

"The skirt is a little shorter, Master!"

"It's called fashion, you know? Wear it, you're the prettiest cub in the audience! Beautiful, really good-looking! And it's the latest style after a thousand years, and you don't necessarily have to buy it if you want to wear it. ”

Monkey King would rather not.

Tang Sanzang actually admired it alone.

Sun Wukong was speechless again.

As for Guanyin in the sky above, looking at everything below, his heart must be full of thoughts.

"Why is this golden cicada's behavior so weird, I didn't know that he could design clothes before?"

"Master, I think that monkey is really good-looking......

Guanyin said angrily to the wooden fork:

"If it's good-looking, why don't you also go down to help Tang Sanzang go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?"

As soon as these words came out, Mucha hurriedly changed his words.

"The apprentice still wants to serve by the master's side. Don't want that dress!"

Guanyin then suddenly thought of something.

"By the way, where is Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea?"

"Back to the master, Ao Lie was relegated to the Snake Pan Mountain Eagle Sorrowful Stream a few days ago, and then suddenly died violently, because his wife, the daughter of the Ten Thousand Saints Dragon King, the Ten Thousand Saints Princess, was punished on his behalf. ”

Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, was shown to the heavenly court by the Dragon King of the West Sea because he set fire to the pearl of the palace, and sued him for disobedience, and the Jade Emperor hung it in the air, beat three hundred, and was punished in a few days. Later, because of the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea, he was exempted from the death penalty, and was relegated to the snake pan mountain eagle stream, waiting for Tang Seng to learn the scriptures.

"This is a great merit, and it is very good that the princess of all saints has this enlightenment. ”

And the atmosphere of the master and apprentice below was a little awkward.

Sun Wukong didn't want to say anything, he just wanted to leave.

I don't want Tang Sanzang to keep talking.

"Master, ten miles ahead is the Snake Pan Mountain Eagle Stream, let's rest for a while at that time, and go get some water!"

"Is the snake pan mountain eagle sad? Okay, let's go!"

That's not the white dragon horse is coming out, you can upgrade the mount under you, just imagine using the gods as mounts, how awesome it is!

I'm really looking forward to it.

Tang San hid his horse.

Sun Wukong picked up the luggage and put it on his back.

All the way to the west, Tang Sanzang will have four helpers, and these four people can be driven by him.