Zhenguan year, September

Chang'an City, Taiji Palace

Chen Yi woke up in a daze and found himself lying on the cold ground, surrounded by strangers, all dressed in ancient costumes.

Where is this? Ancient people acting?

I was still watching Journey to the West just now, why did I suddenly appear here?

At this time, a middle-aged man roared in his ears.

"Where is the imperial doctor, once my imperial brother has any three strengths and two weaknesses today, you don't have to live!"

There was chaos in the palace.

He got up, puzzled by what was happening.

Who is that?

The middle-aged man was wearing a bright yellow robe, and he had a majestic existence.

Chen Yi shuddered, and then subconsciously touched his head, bald!

His mind went blank at this point.

What about Lao Tzu's hair?

Then a wave of obscure memories came into Chen Yi's mind.

This is Datang, and the middle-aged man in front of him is Li Shimin! The strangers around him are his ministers.

For example, Cheng Yanjin, Gao Shilian, Yu Shinan, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, etc. were all present.

Chen Yi knew that he had crossed over, and he had also traveled to the world of the West, and took away Tang Sanzang, and the royal brother said that it was himself!

According to the setting in Journey to the West, since he is Tang Sanzang, he is also the legendary human monk.

He looked at his white hands, if he took a bite and swallowed it in his stomach, would he be able to live forever?

Also, according to legend, Tang Seng was born handsome, and he still doesn't know what he looks like.

"The holy monk is awake!

Cheng Yanjin pointed at him and shouted.

"Brother Yu, you're okay! That's great!"

Li Shimin saw him get up and interrupted his thoughts.

"Give me a mirror!"

As soon as his words came out, everyone was shocked.

"What?"

"Your Majesty, the holy monk wants a mirror. ”

At this point, a wonderful woman repeated.

There were not many women in the hall who could speak.

She is transcendent.

It turned out to be the eldest grandson queen.

Regarding Tang Sanzang's request, Li Shimin was a little stunned.

The civil and military officials were even more puzzled.

Li Shimin didn't ask any more, just ordered.

"Come on, bronze mirror! Hurry up and get on the bronze mirror! What are you doing in a daze?"

But at this time, the civil and military officials were suspicious.

"The holy monk must be to give us the Buddha's teachings, and the Buddha can shine on people's hearts like a mirror. ”

"The spiegel, so the form is also examined; Those who have gone to the past, so they know the present. ”

"It must be so, the holy monk is really a high monk, which is admirable. ”

......

A moment later, someone brought a mirror to the top.

Tang San hid his belly, Lao Tzu just wanted to see if he was handsome, where was there so much speculation?

You are so powerful, why don't you become a monk?

Then he took it in the mirror and looked straight at it.

At this time, a handsome guy appeared in the mirror, what a handsome man.

"Sure enough, he's so handsome that he gets rid of scum! It's really a good skin, it's a pity to be out of the house!"

He muttered to himself.

With such a handsome appearance, if it is in modern times, it will definitely attract a lot of attention, and it is not a problem to attract fans when he debuts.

When the civil and military officials heard what he said, they were completely shocked.

Is this still Tang Sanzang?

Why is it so different?

大石石康英达 says:

"I know, the holy monk must be saying that the mirror shines on people, and after becoming a monk, the Buddha also cherishes it. ”

It's a pity that the word "" was misinterpreted to be cherished.

This made Tang Sanzang speechless.

Whatever you do, you can be interpreted as having to do with the Buddha.

And Li Shimin looked at Tang Sanzang with incredible eyes.

I wondered if his royal brother had broken his head.

It was fine before the fall, why did it become like this after the fall?

In the end, it was the eldest grandson queen who solved the game.

"Your Majesty, since the holy monk is fine, that's good, it's not early, why don't we see off the holy monk?"

Tang Sanzang reluctantly put down the mirror, thinking, "Where are you going?" I just arrived in Datang, where are you going to send me?

"Where are you going? Why are you sending them off?"

The civil and military officials guessed in their hearts that Tang Sanzang must have broken his head by the fall just now.

So Li Shimin explained.

"Has the royal brother forgotten this trip to the west to learn the scriptures?"

It's funny now, I actually wore it to Tang Seng to learn the scriptures.

Don't wait for him to reply.

Li Shimin said again:

"Brother Yu, today is an auspicious day for travel. This is a customs clearance document. I also have a purple gold bowl to use for you on the way. Then choose two long-distance servants, a war horse, and send them to the foot force of the long journey. ”

So how much Li Shimin wants to leave?

Everything is prepared.

He looked at the civil and military officials around him, and everyone's expressions changed to pious again.

At this moment, two small yellow doors each carrying a plate came towards them.

One plate is three glasses of wine, and the other is loess powder.

Li Shimin picked up two glasses of wine, one of which was given to him.

"Royal brother, please!"

Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded, and then blurted out.

"I'm thirsty!"

Tang Sanzang didn't care that this body was a monk before, and he was not afraid of breaking the drinking ring.

He took the wine and was about to drink it, but was stopped by Li Shimin.

"Wait. ”

Li Shimin is really ink.

I saw Li Shimin put some of the loess on another plate into the wine glass.

How do you drink this soil?

Li Shimin said with a smile:

"Royal brother, this goes to the west, the days are long, the mountains are far away, the royal brother can enter this wine, rather love the Tang Dynasty and twist the soil, and don't love the other country ten thousand taels of gold. ”

That's what it was intended for.

After hearing this, the civil and military officials were all moved to tears and wept.

Speaking in his mouth, Your Majesty is wise!

Tang Sanzang looked at the wine mixed with soil in his hand, and suddenly lost his mood.

What the hell, don't let people drink?

This Li Shimin is really good at engaging in demons, since this is the case, then let's eat soil together.

"Your Majesty's kindness, the poor monk knows, he will remember today's events in the future, he will definitely remember it deeply, why don't Her Royal Highness the Queen have a drink together?"

His words provoked Li Shimin to nod his head.

That's good!

even gave the eldest grandson queen a glass of wine.

"Let's love the concubine together. ”

Empress Eldest Sun took the wine glass, and her expression became pleased.

Tang Sanzang is finally normal.

And then Tang Sanzang picked up the soil on the plate and put it into the cups of Li Shimin and Empress Changsun.

Slowly two cups.

Such behavior caused everyone to be amazed.

"The poor monk borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, and His Majesty and Empress drank this cup of wine with soil, which means that the world is the loess of the Tang Dynasty as far as the eye can see, and I wish the Tang Dynasty a thousand generations. ”

At this time, the civil and military officials actually spoke: "The holy monk is right!"

"Thanks to the holy monk's auspicious words, my Datang will be able to live for thousands of generations. ”

......

When Li Shimin and his wife saw this cup of loess, they couldn't help but gasp.

Empress Changsun's heart is refusal. "Your Majesty, this ......"

"Your Majesty, the poor monk does it first as a respect. ”

Tang Sanzang drank it all in one go.

Fortunately, I don't have much soil.

He turned the wine glass upside down, indicating that he had finished drinking, and looked at Li Shimin.

"Drink it, concubine!"

Li Shimin had no choice but to drink that cup of soil.

I'll give you a twist of loess, you give me two cups, and let us eat soil together.

The key is also to make the civil and military officials applaud.

This Tang Sanzang is not simple.

And when Tang Sanzang drank the wine.

A voice came to my head.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully breaking the ring and activating the confession madness system!"