Chapter 45: True and False Su Yang
It has been three months since Su Yang left Zichuan, and after coming back this time, looking at this time to summer, most of the people are wearing shorts and shorts, and the trouser legs are high.
Su Yang was watched, didn't care, swaggered into the city, this goodbye March, in addition to the people in Zichuan dressed less, there are other changes in the city, such as vendors peddling the current fruit trees, vegetables, all kinds of tea stalls outside, Su Yang came all the way, and felt that Zichuan was more lively than three months ago.
These should be the exploits of Wang Shunying, the commander of Zichuan County.
Looking for a tea stall, Su Yang sat down and ordered a bowl of herbal tea.
At that time, there were a lot of people sitting in the tea stall, most of them were ordinary people, wearing short clothes and shorts, Su Yang was wearing a spring shirt, neat and tidy, and his bearing was not bad, and he was noticed when he sat on the tea stall, and after hearing that he wanted a bowl of herbal tea, the tea stall owner took out the tea set below, and after some mixing, Su Yang met a bowl of hot tea.
Su Yang picked up the tea bowl, and looked at the tea bowl with plum blossoms, orchids, chrysanthemums, lotus, jasmine, and roses, which floated in the tea bowl, in a variety of postures, and it was very good-looking, and then Su Yang picked up the tea bowl and took a sip.
"How?"
The tea stall owner hurriedly asked.
"Hot mouth. ”
Su Yang smacked his lips and put the tea bowl back.
"Hahaha......"
The people around him who were drinking tea laughed.
The owner of the tea stall was laughed at by this, and immediately became angry, stretched out his hand and snatched Su Yang's tea bowl back, splashed the tea on the ground in an uproar, and said angrily: "I saw that you were neatly dressed, I thought you were a gentleman, but I didn't expect that you couldn't taste the true meaning of this tea at all, this tea is really a cow chewing peony for you to drink." ”
As he spoke, he took the tea bowl back and cleaned it indignantly.
"Am I doing something wrong?"
Su Yang looked at the people around him and asked, "But this tea is really tasteless except for burning your mouth." "No kidding, Su Yang is telling the truth.
The surrounding people laughed again when they heard this, after all, it was a common man in his thirties who saw that Su Yang was well-dressed and approachable, sat on Su Yang's table, and said to Su Yang: " Childe, you tell the truth, naturally there is no fault, it is our boss Zhao who was deceived, someone pointed him out a tea recipe, and asked him to dry orchids, plum blossoms, chrysanthemums, lotus, jasmine, roses These flowers are dried and put together, put them in a tin pot, put them in the water, and wait until the water boils, and then pour the boiling water into the tin pot, claiming that they can taste the true meaning of flowers. ”
When the surrounding people heard this, they all laughed again, and the whole tea stall was filled with a happy atmosphere.
After Su Yang heard this, he laughed, the vassal elegance is nothing more than that.
"Hey, a bunch of vulgar people, vulgar and unbearable. ”
Boss Zhao was indignant and dissatisfied with the tea, and brought Su Yang a bowl of herbal tea.
Picking up this herbal tea, Su Yang took a sip and felt that his whole body was moisturized.
"Your herbal tea tastes good. ”
Su Yang did not hesitate to praise this herbal tea, but Boss Zhao turned his head and ignored Su Yang.
"Lao Zhao, who have you been deceived? ”
Someone asked the owner of the tea stall.
When the tea stall owner heard this, he shook his head angrily and said, "Gu Fang, you don't understand!" After finishing speaking, he no longer paid attention to the tea customers who made fun of him.
Su Yang held the tea bowl, and when he drank tea, he asked the people around him about the current situation in Zichuan.
Since the Qingtou Gang was wiped out, everything is fine in Zichuan now.
Then Su Yang asked about the Guan Sheng Emperor Temple.
When Su Yang came to Zichuan, it was because Emperor Guan Sheng asked Su Yang to write a couplet for him, when Su Yang came here, Emperor Guan Sheng was gouged out by the villain for a while because of the punishment of the eight ghost marshals, and then he asked Su Yang to borrow his eyes, and it took a lot of twists and turns to drive the eight ghost marshals away from Zichuan.
And the Guansheng Emperor's Temple also collapsed at that time, and now it is three months after a farewell, the Guansheng Emperor's Temple should have been built.
"The Guan Sheng Emperor Temple has been built. ”
The tea drinker said: "Master Han took the lead, the major gentry have paid for it, and the current Guansheng Emperor Temple is more magnificent than before, especially the couplet in front of the door, the words are really good, and many distant gentlemen heard the handwriting here, and they all ran over to see it from afar." ”
When Su Yang heard this, he was happy in his heart and said: "I have seen that pair of characters, and the calligraphy of the world can beat the full number of these two lines of words. Su Yang was extremely confident in this regard, and the people around him also said yes after hearing it, although they didn't know much, they also felt that this handwriting was rare, and it was much better than the words of ordinary talents.
"Childe, I think you're also very talkative. ”
A common man also sat beside Su Yang and asked, "It's already the middle of summer, what is your intention in wearing spring and autumn clothes?"
Su Yang looked down at his clothes and said with a smile: "I didn't bring a change of clothes." ”
When he was about to continue talking, a Taoist priest came to the front of the tea stall, the Taoist priest was very torn and ragged, but it was also very clean, after coming to the front of the tea stall, he obviously had a place, but he did not sit, he sat on the ground, leaned the flag in his hand on the table next to him, his eyes narrowed slightly, and shouted to the owner of the tea stall: "Get a bowl of water." ”
"Okay......"
Boss Zhao hurriedly fetched him a bowl of water.
"Childe, are you literate?"
A common person was beside Su Yang and asked in a low voice, "What is written on that flag?"
Su Yang glanced at the banner, sighed, and said, "Doujintang." ”
When he opened a pharmacy in Yishui, Su Yang hung the sign of Tongrentang, but he didn't expect that there were still people in this world who collided with him.
"Doujindo?"
After hearing this, the people looked sideways at the Taoist priest sitting on the ground, and then a man about forty years old stepped forward and asked the Taoist priest, asking, "Daoist, you may cure the disease?"
The Taoist priest put down the tea bowl, glanced around with his eyes, and said: "Listed donors, Xiaodao's surname is Su, before he left home, he practiced medicine in Yishui, and he hung this [Tongrentang] at that time The name is also well-known in Yishui, and later got the fairy fate, apprenticeship under the door of Zhang Tianshi in Longhu Mountain, the practice is immortality law enforcement, the art of thunder and demons, how can you inquire, you can find a Yishui person to inquire, but also because the trail is not finished, can not be detached, so the master asked me to go down the mountain, save the danger of people, help the poor of the world, accumulate 1,700 good deeds before returning to the mountain, so in order to help the world, I used this Tai Chi gourd, refining the herb elixir, can cure the world's eight hundred and eighty-four diseases......"
Su Yang silently put down the tea bowl, originally Su Yang regarded him as a brand, but he didn't think that the fake Li Ghost met the real Li Kui, this person was deceived in his name, and deceived him.
"The Taoist chief is the famous Su Divine Doctor in Yishui?"
When the people heard this, they leaned towards the Taoist priest one after another, and soon gathered around.
"Naturally. ”
When the Taoist priest heard this, he said proudly.
The people immediately surrounded the Taoist priest and asked for medicine.
"Dao Chief, my mother has a cough, I want to buy a pill from you, can this medicine cure cough?"
A young man in his twenties asked.
"Nature can heal. ”
The Taoist priest took the gourd beside him, poured out a red pill in it, and said to the young man: "It seems that these pills originally cost one or two silver, but seeing that you are lonely, I will charge you four yuan." ”
The young man hurriedly took out the silver from his arms, weighed four coins, and traded with the Taoist priest.
"Dao Chief, my father is deaf, can this medicine cure it?"
Another man in his thirties asked.
"Yes. ”
The Taoist priest poured out the pill again, and said to everyone: "My medicine can treat 884 diseases in the world, blindness and deafness are not a problem, this blind person is liver stagnation, and deaf person is kidney weakness. ”
Most of the people around them did not understand these pharmacology, and when they heard what the Taoist priest said, they felt that it really made sense, and they stepped forward to buy medicine.
"Dao Chief. ”
Su Yang also came to the front, looked at the Taoist priest, and said: "You said that you are Dr. Su, and we can't tell the difference, but I heard that this Dr. Su subdued a fox demon in public in Yishui, and he has supernatural abilities, you have to show us your hands before we can believe that you are Dr. Su." ”
Su Yang's words made the people who impulsively buy medicine pause, and they all stood still, looking at the Taoist priest one by one, hoping that this Taoist priest could show them his hands.
"It's fine. ”
The Taoist priest looked at so many people around him and said with a smile: "Today I will let you know about the three flavors of Taoism." Walking the rivers and lakes, he naturally has the means to be around, the Taoist priest rubbed his hands, and a blue-green flame immediately burned on his hands, and at the same time white smoke came out, and the people next to him were surprised when they saw this.
The blue flame burns in the hands of the Taoist priests, but does not burn the palms of the hands at all, is this the three-flavor true fire of Taoism?
"It's phosphorus fire. ”
Su Yang pointed to the Taoist priest's hand and said: "This flame is produced by phosphorus fire, and the weather is very hot now, and the phosphorus fire will burn by itself, not to mention that he rubbed it, and he smeared the batter on his hands early...... You should all be able to smell it, and behold, the fire is going out. ”
Su Yang pointed to the people around him to make an introduction, and the people next to him watched from the side, and the fire in the hands of this Taoist priest was really extinguished little by little.
"Burn another one!"
Su Yang said to the Taoist priest: "Burning one more is the three true fires." ”
The Taoist priest's face was blue and purple, and it was not only a matter of losing face for him, but also his own safety.
Seeing this, the people around them knew that the person in front of them was a charlatan, and the person who bought his medicine threw the pill back and took back four coins of silver from him.
"Childe, how did you see through him?"
There were people next to him who asked Su Yangdao.
"I'm going to do a two-handed trick and see through his tricks. ”
Su Yang smiled: "This kind of trick of his can only be regarded as a small trick, and it can't be elegant, I also have a trick, do you want to take a look?"
When the people heard this, they naturally wanted to see what tricks Su Yang would have.
Su Yang looked at the Taoist priest on the ground, and then looked at the people around him, strode towards the Taoist priest, and when he arrived in front of the Taoist priest, he grabbed it, and the Taoist priest's clothes covered Su Yang's body.
It's kind of putting on your own vest.
The people didn't understand Su Yang's intentions, so they applauded one after another, looked at the bare Taoist priest on the ground, and beat him up first, and then grabbed him and sent him to the official.
PS: Then you guys just wait for seven o'clock...... By the way, ask for a ticket
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