Chapter 45: Purring
"Brother Green Onion, forget it, don't worry about them, we are all civilized" The snake-faced monster persuaded a pig-headed monster.
"Hmph, Zhu Yeqing doesn't mean I have to quarrel with him, you see that he is an ugly monster with a long bag on his back, and he has to say that he looks like Peng Yuyan, I Wu Yanzu is not convinced. ”
"What's wrong with the big bag on my back, it's better than your pig nose with green onions, and besides, this buddy next to me Ding Ding has a long face, and he also said that he is Gu Tianle, did I say anything. The camel demon looked disdainful.
The elephant monster who was eating on the side is gone, and I've annoyed you by eating well. Touching the table, he stood up and pointed to Zhu Yeqing and said
"My tintin grows on the face, its face grows on the tintin, do I speak?"
Then the whole seat was overturned, and in the end, they all pulled their arms and trouser legs ready to fight.
Chen Wuji was looking at it, and the Jindan monk in the room seemed to see it, and a burst of coercion emanated. The little demons were honest in an instant, burying their heads and eating desperately.
After almost an hour and a half, Niu Li was a little drunk, leaning against the wall and touching the new house, Chen Wuji hurriedly stepped forward to hold Niu Li's arm.
Niu Li's hazy eyes looked at Chen Wuji and smiled: "You windmill car, you have eyesight, you know that your king is not strong enough to drink, I will reward you well when I go back."
It's not me who blows it to you, or those masters, take turns pouring me wine, and Lao Tzu can drink them all alone. ”
"Yes, yes, King Cowhide. Chen Wou-Ki nodded yes, thinking that he would let you know the price of bragging.
"You, the windmill is very good, I want to focus on cultivating you, and you will follow me to work hard in the future, I will not treat you badly. ”
Nima, you talk a lot of, send Niu Li to the new house. Chen Wou-Ki stood outside the door, looking at the magic weapon in the warehouse, thinking in his heart how to beat him to death quietly.
In the end, I found that as long as I used the magic weapon, it would make a sound, and if I didn't kill once, I sent a distress signal to let the other monks run away, and it would not be beautiful to find rescuers.
Forget it, deal with the other monsters who are coming to clean up these Jindan monks first, fly out of the mourning bell and start from the corridor, shaking the small bell all the way and speeding forward.
I just happened to get together today, so it's convenient for me to catch them all. All the demons who are lower than themselves turn white and fall to the ground or die on the table when they hear the bell.
Chen Wou-Ki took the merit out of the warehouse. The dead little demon seemed to be stimulated by something, and a white soul floated out of his body, and flew directly into the merit department.
The Ministry of Merit was like a bottomless pit, and countless hideous-faced primordial spirits flew into the booklet, and nothing abnormal appeared.
Chen Wuji opened it and saw that it showed that the amount of Yuan Shen was eight hundred, ranking eighteen thousand three hundred and sixty-one, and the corresponding official was a small lieutenant.
Inside the matrimonial room
Niu Li staggered to the table in the room, and then poured a few sips of tea.
Looking at the bride on the bed, he smiled. Blowing out the candle, he reached for the bed
"Kiss, dear, little darling, I'm coming. ”
Hungry tiger pounces on sheep~
Strive for the impossible or the unachievable~
Double Dragon Playing Pearl~
Jiaolong goes to sea~
How is it wrong?
Although Niu Li is a demon clan, he still has some basic common sense. I feel like I'm missing a little bit of feeling
Maybe it's the sperm on the brain, and Niu Li doesn't care so much
"Whoa, purr" A terrible pig cry resounded through the room. Niu Li's sleepy eyes were hazy, and he suddenly heard a pig cry.
???????
Woke up in an instant and hurriedly pulled off the bride's hijab.
A big pig face appeared in front of Niu Li.
"Gross,,Gh. ”
"Chrysanthemum, why are you, the bride?" asked Niu Li, who woke up, looking at the pig-headed chrysanthemum. Suddenly thought of something, before Chrysanthemum could speak, he blew Chrysanthemum's head with one move, and then walked out the door with his pants.
Where did his bride go, did he run away, it is impossible that he has sealed the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, unless no one can solve it by Brother Jindan.
Could it be that the congratulatory Jindan monks, when they couldn't go by themselves, they either fell to the ground drunk, or continued to make fists and drink.
Could it be that a human monk came up with this idea and ran frantically towards the hall?
When he walked to the hall, he saw Chen Wuji holding a bell on his left and a big tripod in his right hand and smashing the Jindan monster inside.
Chen Wuji heard the voice and turned his head to look at Niu Li. Forget about this minotaur.
As soon as Niu Li saw the Jindan monster who fell to the ground and Chen Wuji, who was covered in blood, he knew that this human monk was invincible, so he turned around and ran.
Today's Chen Wou-Ki is no longer the Chen Wou-Ki of the past, can he still let himself slip through the net?
Xiao Zhong shook, Niu Li wanted to be immobilized and motionless, Chen Wuji picked up the big ding and flew directly to his head.
"Bump" didn't imagine that his head cracked, and smacked an empty space, falling into the clearing.
What's the situation, didn't the system say that he was unconscious for five seconds, why didn't he wake up for a second?
Niu Li's three souls scared two souls, but he didn't expect that there was a soul attack magic weapon on the opposite side. Fortunately, the ancestor gave him a defensive magic weapon for the soul, otherwise he would have confessed here today. Fly out of the trident to find a place, and fly into the sky with a "whoosh".
Chen Wuji looked at Niu Li who was leaving, and sneered in his heart, running away, the horse was old.
Take out the bundle rope from the system and throw it at the cow.
Yell: "Look at me EQ"
The rope turned into a yellow golden light, like a meteor chasing after the desperate bull force.
Niu Li turned his head and looked, my mother, the yellow light was as fast as lightning and thunder had come behind him.
True Qi oscillated and wanted to speed up, but the speed of the immortal rope was faster.
"Bang" Niu Li was tied up and down with a knot all over his body. The true qi condensed, and the demon with the magic weapon fell from the sky.
Chen Wou-Ki flew over in an instant, looking at Niu Li, who was desperately trying to break free on the ground. Suddenly I wanted to laugh, a cow crawled on a pig, the picture was too beautiful to think about.
Forget it, lest you be ridiculed by your demon clan peers in the future, today Uncle Ben will be merciful and give you a ride.
Raised the big tripod and smacked it on the bull's head, and the sound of "bang" metal collision sounded, but it was not exploded?
A 3D projection appeared on Niu Li's head, and Chen Wuji looked at the projection and knew it. When I was a bride, bah, I saw the monk on the wedding stage.
On the projection, the two eyes stared at Chen Wuji fiercely, almost scared to pee
"If you dare to hurt my great-grandson's life, you will come in a moment when you leave me, and you will definitely take your life. Refine your soul with the fire of the Nine Shades for 7749 days, so that you can't survive and die. ”
Chen Wuji dared to stop and run, he didn't expect that he would be able to come back in a moment during the Merge Period.
Halfway through the run, I remembered that I didn't collect the fairy rope, what should I do. Could it be that the prize I drew was given away like this, no, I'll go back and see.
Returning to the place where Niu Li was tied, he stretched out half of his head to carefully observe the surrounding environment, only to see Niu Li constantly struggling, and there was no monk of the Harmony Dao.
Chen Wuji's head was full of question marks, and he touched it lightly.
The heart is horizontal, don't do two endlessly, kill first.
Niu Li was still secretly rejoicing that he had escaped, but he didn't expect this human race to touch it again, and suddenly a group of grass and mud horses flew by.
Hurriedly said: "My great-grandfather will come soon, if you dare to kill me, you wait to be wiped out by the Nine Clans." ”
Yo, do you dare to threaten me? Lao Tzu is going to see how the monk can kill you today and kill me.
Lift the big tripod and smack it hard
The 3D projection of "Bang" appeared: "Who monk dares to hurt my great-grandson's life... Chen Wuji looked at the projection.
I didn't expect it to be Xibei goods, and I was frightened and scared if I didn't use it.
"Bang Bang Bang" is a few dings, and the smacked head is sparse. A triangular object flew out of Niu Li's head, fleeing like a small insect.