Chapter 400: Camping (Ask for Collection, Ask for Subscription)
patted his chest, swallowed the pastry in his mouth, took the tea handed over by Li Tian, and drank it in one gulp.
Li Tian picked up a piece of beef and brought it to Xiao Youyu, and said with a smile: "What were you doing in the backyard just now?"
Xiao Youyu hurriedly ate it in one bite, and then said: "The boss wants the boss to teach those two crybabies to practice, but the boss doesn't teach!
Li Tian took out two more dishes from the small second tray passing by, handed them to Xiao Youyu, gave a thumbs up and said, "Big fish is awesome!"
Xiao Er wanted to say something and stopped, so he had to go back and inform the kitchen to redo it.
Xiao Youyu sandwiched a piece of food to Li Tian, then moved the two plates to his side, patted his chest and said, "Yes, they can't beat me! I also give the boss face, otherwise he can't beat me!"
In the evening, the guy informed Li Fuchen to pick up Xiao Youyu.
Looking at Xiao Youyu, who was already asleep on the table, Li Fuchen wiped the crumbs from her mouth for her.
Sitting next to her, he took a wine bowl and poured a bowl of wine for Li Tian and himself, with a serious expression on his face.
After drinking, he asked, "Do you think I'm a blessing or a curse?"
Li Tian smiled contemptuously and said: "Don't pretend, don't pretend to be like it at all, isn't Da Li suitable for you again!"
Li Fuchen didn't pretend anymore, and immediately showed a smile, gave a thumbs up, and said: "I'm so smart! I'm not leaving now! Your Majesty is especially interested in me now!"
Li Tian drank a bowl of wine and said, "Then what you said at the beginning, does it still count?"
Just a few days ago, Li Fuchen asked her if she needed help, and when she heard this, she immediately patted her chest and said, "Of course it counts!"
Li Tian thought for a while, and then suddenly realized: "I remember, Prime Minister Fang Chucai, you can teach him a lesson for me!"
Li Fuchen's face changed on the spot, and he leaned closer and said, "Sister-in-law, the prime minister, alas! Can I enter his house? If I find out, I'm afraid I will lose my position!"
Li Tian's face changed, "Then are you unwilling?"
Li Fuchen's eyebrows furrowed, and then he nodded: "Give me some time, three days, I want to find a way!"
"Hahahaha......"
Li Tian suddenly laughed, and then he was afraid of affecting Xiao Youyu, so he covered his mouth, and finally smiled: "Just kidding, the Prime Minister's family has a Cave Heaven Realm, you can't enter it, and the place where they live is always guarded by the Cave Heaven Realm, what kind of enmity can I have against him!"
Li Fuchen asked again: "Is there really no hatred?"
Li Tian shook his head: "What kind of hatred can there be?"
Li Fuchen muttered a little disappointed: "If there is a grudge, in fact, you can find a way, but their family is okay with me!"
In fact, Li Fuchen is talking about the court, Fang Chucai has relieved himself several times, and he has also pleaded for himself in front of His Majesty.
But Li Tian thought of the 10,000-year-old celebration that day, and he jokingly asked him who he had taken a fancy to, and Li Fuchen said without thinking that he had fallen in love with Fang Chaoyu, who was the lead dancer.
So he approached Li Fuchen and asked in a low voice: "You said last time that you fell in love with Fang Chaoyu, and now you say that it is good for you, Li Fuchen, it's okay!
Li Fuchen pushed her away with one hand, "I said nonsense at the time, Fang Chaoyu helped me, and Fang Chucai also helped me out of the siege above the court, what I said was that this is good!"
On the second floor of the grocery store, Xiao Yan and Zhang San stood by the window, looking at the two who were drinking.
Zhang San said indignantly: "Mother, my father runs to other people's houses every day, be careful that she snatches it away, and you don't talk about your father!"
Xiao Yan smiled and shook his head, "It's okay, your father is not like that!"
Zhang San continued: "That's not necessarily! Or I'll find a chance to disfigure the proprietress surnamed Li!
Xiao Yan trembled with fright, and immediately warned: "Don't move! Just your little cultivation, be careful of being beaten by others, and don't think about calling someone, I'll tell them!"
"Bang!"
Zhang San slapped his fist on the window railing and said angrily: "It's all that redundant, is there nothing she eats in your own house?
Then he looked at Xiao Yan and said, "Mother, I'll go and drag her back, starve her for three days and three nights, let her have a long memory!"
Xiao Yan learned from Li Fuchen, stroked his forehead with one hand, and said worriedly: "I can't control you anymore, let's leave it to Li Siguan!"
The next day, sooner or later, when there was only the last meat bun left, Xiao Youyu's eyes lit up, and he stood on tiptoe on the table with one hand to get it.
Seeing this, Li Fuchen immediately took a picture of it, saying that Xiao Youyu was too fat and wanted to lose weight, in Xiao Youyu's bitter expression, Xiao Yan snatched the bun from Li Fuchen's hand and handed it to Xiao Youyu.
The poor demon actually affected the mood of the day for the sake of a bun.
Zhang San carefully monitored the tavern opposite on the second floor of his house all day long, until he saw Li Tian go out, and immediately went downstairs to follow.
Li Tian was walking in front, and suddenly Li Tian looked back.
Zhang San was so frightened that he couldn't find a place to hide around, so he had to turn around straight.
Li Tian smiled slightly, and then continued to walk forward, Zhang San secretly turned his head, turned several times, slowly increased the angle, and saw that Li Tian was far away, so he immediately ran to catch up.
After walking for half an hour, Zhang San squatted at the foot of the mountain, watching Li Tian walk on the steps of a barren mountain, smiling happily.
The cat went up the stairs and took out the big wooden sword.
Halfway to the road, a cold wind blew, Zhang San shuddered, and he couldn't see Li Tian's figure anymore, but he still followed.
After climbing for a long time, Zhang San felt that the weather was getting colder and colder, and looked at the sky, which was originally cloudless, but now it was gloomy.
Some wanted to back down, but gritted their teeth and followed.
On the top of the mountain, a deserted temple stands here, the courtyard is already overgrown with weeds, Zhang San stood at the end of the road, the breeze blowing his hair, looking at the flash of a figure in the broken temple, and immediately followed.
At this time, Li Tian was standing in front of a giant statue of evil ghosts carved with hideous faces, and Zhang San appeared at the door.
On the colossus of evil ghosts, a green light shone down, Zhang San stood at the door, looked at the big wooden sword and swallowed his saliva, no longer had the previous arrogance, and asked with some trembling: "Li ...... Aunt Li, what are you doing here...... What are you doing?"
"I'm hungry!
Li Tianru's voice echoed in the ruined temple, as if there were still a lot of laughter echoing in the ruined temple, so frightened that Zhang San's legs trembled a little.
But he gritted his teeth and asked, "Eat...... What to eat!"
"Of course I eat you! I love the fine skin and tender meat!"
As he spoke, he turned around, and suddenly became several times larger, almost filling the entire ruined temple, his hair and clothes on his body also fluttered wildly, his face was pale, and his face changed back and forth with the face of the demon colossus, and a layer of green light appeared, opening his hands to make claws, extremely terrifying!
"Ahh
Zhang San shouted, then his eyes widened, and he fell directly backwards and fainted.
Seeing this, Li Tian's figure flashed, and he returned to his original appearance, catching Zhang San, who was about to fall, with one hand, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a smile.
In the room on the second floor of the grocery store, Li Fuchen sat at the table and dozed off.
"Ahh
Suddenly, Zhang San bounced up from the bed, covered in sweat and panting.
After Li Fuchen was awakened, he walked over as soon as possible, and said, "What are you fuss about?"
Zhang San grabbed Li Fuchen's shoulders with both hands, shook it wildly, and shouted: "Dad, I've met a ghost!
Li Fuchen held down Zhang San and said with a smile: "What the hell did you meet?" I heard from your mother that you went to Li Tian for trouble!"
Zhang Sanyi lifted the quilt and said with a feeling: "Yes, it's Li Tian, she's a ghost!
Li Fuchen pressed a finger on Zhang San's eyebrows, and scolded with a smile: "People are joking with you, and they still eat you, just a few taels of meat, it's better to eat too much! You were sent back by others!"
After scolding, he also reminded: "Hurry up, clean up, let's go and apologize to others!"
"Daddy! but...... But Li Tian is a ghost!"
Zhang San was still a little unconvinced, Li Fuchen stretched out his hand to stop what she was about to say, and then walked out.
After a while, Zhang San still came out with a little pale face, and he looked absent.
Seeing this, Li Fuchen took her to the tavern opposite, but he didn't want to go.
After that, the officials of the Ministry of Officials sent a light crimson official uniform, which was much more exquisite than before, and this was the court uniform of the fifth grade.
The next day, under Zhang San's entanglement, the whole family went to the mountain to watch the demon colossus.
With such a long road, it is definitely not possible to take a trip in vain, so I changed to camping, although it is a cave, but it has little impact.
On this day, the door was closed, and Li Fuchen, Xiao Yan, Zhang San, Xiao Youyu, Xiao Xiaogui, Jiulan, Aunt Lu, You Su, Bishui Niangniang, Ghost Car, Feng Sijing, Cai Die, Nanzhi, Shi Huaijin, Shi Huaiyu Fifteen people, set off together.
After going out, Xiao Yan pulled the curtain and invited Li Tian to get in the car.
The mountain is called West Mountain, west of the imperial city, in this imperial city where every inch of land is valuable, there are only three or five such mountains.
The mountain is not high enough, but according to legend, the mountain was once a Buddhist temple, and the fortune-telling was extremely effective, but later the Buddhism declined, and no one came, so it was slowly abandoned.
Li Fuchen, Xiao Yan, and Li Tian's first car, the little ghost drove the car, Aunt Lu, Jiulan, and Bishui Niangniang drove the car, the ghost car drove the car, and the rest of the people rode horses, Zhang San and Nanzhi were riding a unicorn and chatting in the back, originally in front, it is not difficult to see that there is still a little weak-hearted!
Li Fuchen sat in the car with the two of them, feeling uneasy, and just sat in the front seat, without even a window, so he got up and said, "Little ghost, are you tired of driving the car? I'll help you!"