Chapter 41: Singing and dancing
The three of them arrived at the door of the family.
At this time, the house is singing and dancing.
Logically speaking, this is clearly unconscionable.
But existence is reasonable, someone performs, there is an audience!
Tang Sanzang just wanted to be an audience.
They hear who is singing, full of rhythm and beautiful voice.
Coupled with pipa, Xiao and other musical instruments and songs, it is simply beautiful.
"Master, there are twenty goblins in this house, and the leader of them is a tigress spirit, which is powerful, Master, you have to be careful. ”
Sun Wukong saw through it at a glance.
"As a teacher, you have your own measure, for a while, you just don't talk less, don't scare the fairy sisters. ”
Fairy Sisters......
The monkey was speechless.
These monsters say that they are also a thousand years old, and they are not sisters anymore.
He wanted to say something.
No, then Tang Sanzang has already gone to knock on the door.
I really know that there are tigers in the mountains, and I prefer to go to the tiger mountains.
Or tigress!
It is said that Tang Sanzang is also.
In the eyes of others, he must be crazy.
But he didn't care, you know, these goblins are all good things.
One is that you can get rewards, and second, you can also fill the harem bowl.
Forged an immortal body for yourselves.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but pick up his purple gold bowl and wipe the bowl.
He muttered, "Black Wind Monster, you won't be alone in the future. How about adding a few more sisters to you?"
The Black Wind Monster inside doesn't have to choose at all, right?
While thinking, he arrived at the door, and he knocked on the door.
The voice inside the door disappeared, and then an exotic beauty appeared in front of him.
This woman should only be in heaven, and there is nowhere to find it in the world!
Zhu Bajie also came over to take a look.
He pouted and said, "Brother Monkey, you must have read it wrong, these people are clearly mortals, or good-looking mortals! You don't want to swallow it alone, do you?"
His mouth watered.
"Idiot, can't you tell the real from the fake?"
But no one is as sharp-eyed as Sun Wukong and can see through everything.
"It doesn't matter if he's true or not, with such a beautiful woman as his companion, it's also a ghost to be romantic! Brother Monkey, let's go together! Lighten the burden on Master!"
Sun Wukong was about to say something.
The woman folded her hands together and opened her mouth.
"It turned out to be an elder, where did the elder come from?
"Oh, miss, the poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty by himself, because it was getting late, he wanted to borrow a night, and he would leave as soon as it dawned tomorrow. I wonder if it's going to make it easier?"
"The little girl's name is Hu Xianfeng, and the elders don't dislike it, so they call me Xianfeng!"
In the original book, there is a tiger pioneer, who dared to misread it, but it is actually Hu Xianfeng, right?
Anyway, it's none of your business.
He doesn't dig deeper.
"Yes!
I should cooperate with your performance, I can't pretend to turn a blind eye, I still have to accompany you to perform, I'm really tired.
"Since the elder has come from afar, as long as you don't dislike it, then it doesn't hurt to stay in the cold house for one night. ”
Hu Xianfeng continued.
"Thank you so much!"
"The elder is polite. If the elders don't dislike it, how about the little girl accompany you in the evening and chant with you?"
Another goblin said, "No, this long night is long, very difficult, and the weather is cold, why not explore the mysteries of life in bed?"
Such a teasing, if ordinary people couldn't stand it for a long time.
At this time, Tang Sanzang happened to have this intention.
He looked at these goblins, all of them were touching and touching, and he rubbed the harem bowl again, and he dared to have more than twenty more than twenty.
However, it's really hard to run into such an active youkai.
If she really confesses and she agrees, isn't that stained with cause and effect?
So when you confess like this, you have to find the right time.
At this time, he suddenly remembered that maybe he could go to the Yellow Wind Cave and have a look.
Therefore, you can't be too strong at this time.
He is Tang Sanzang, who is powerless.
At this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly asked: "Miss Xianfeng, I don't know if there is a sister in the house? My old pig will still be in the bed!"
As soon as these words came out, Sun Wukong scolded him.
"Idiot, you don't practice enough, I'm afraid you will fall and lose yourself. ”
Hu Xianfeng looked at the two of them, and naturally had a plan in his heart.
That is, he said: "Yes, yes, there are still my nineteen sisters in the house, and I will let them come out together?"
"It's good to dare to be affectionate, Brother Monkey, let's go in?"
"You can rest under the tree outside, what are you doing inside? Do you want to steal the limelight with the teacher?"
At this time, Tang Sanzang suddenly said this.
Monkey king:......
Pig:......
At this time, Zhu Bajie was thinking in his heart, okay, you Tang Sanzang, do you want to swallow it alone?
Twenty beauties come together, and your appetite is not small.
I wanted to think about it, but I didn't dare to say it.
"Elder, I see that you have had a good time all the way, why don't you let your two apprentices go together?"
"No need, you two are waiting here, this scripture must be read to three hundred and ninety pages before you can sleep!"
Then, he threw a scripture book to the two of them.
The two took it, and they were indignant in their hearts.
But so what?
Hu Xianfeng has no solution, it is said that this Tang Sanzang is lustful, and now he is more than greedy when he sees it, and even more greedy.
She didn't think much of it, and just closed the door.
Singing resumes inside.
As for the two brothers, they were kicked out.
Sun Wukong is okay, he doesn't feel anything.
However, Zhu Bajie began to count Tang Sanzang.
"Master is really, there is such a beautiful woman, she actually thinks about herself, and she doesn't care whether the apprentice lives or dies. It's really not interesting, I might as well go back to Gao Lao Zhuangzhong, but I can be happy!"
"Idiot, if you let Master hear this, I'm afraid you will be punished. ”
"How can he have time to pay attention to us, now he is happy in the gentle country, huh!"
"I always felt that Master was a little weird today. But it's not weird. ”
"Hasn't he always been like this?"
"No, he never let us read the scriptures, is it all in this scriptures?"
Sun Wukong was not right together, and directly turned up the scriptures.
Sure enough, there are more than a dozen words written in this scripture.
"If you don't return at noon tomorrow, you will find Lingji Bodhisattva to come to Huangfengling!"
"Sure enough, Master is really a clever plan, he calculated that he had a difficulty, and specially asked us to find Lingji Bodhisattva for help. ”
"Brother Monkey, I don't understand. ”
"Idiot, Master is entering the tiger's den for us, he is leading by example!"
Zhu Bajie doesn't understand very well, when you set an example for you, there are beautiful fairies, Tang Sanzang rushes ahead, and if the other party is a man, he rushes ahead?
Obviously, I forgot about my apprentice when I saw it, and I said it so nicely!
"So what do we do?"
"Stay here for one night. ”
"How can you sleep here?"
As he spoke, he saw that the house in front of him disappeared directly.
The two senior brothers watched for a long time before they came to their senses.
Master is gone! The goblin is about to finish.