Chapter 294: Chapter 336: Surprised?
There are guests from afar, and they are very happy...... What's more, this time it is still the most distinguished guest!
After walking into the pastoral courtyard, Miao Yiyi and Tao cooked together, Wu Zhenmei and Chitu Nu also stood in the kitchen to help, and after a while, a plate of delicious food was served on the table.
The main seat is naturally the real person of Wanxue, and then everyone sits around, eats and drinks together, talks and laughs...... Wanxue Zhenren and the others were very nervous, and they didn't talk about the coming of the Demon Saint to the east.
This time the Demon Saint came very abruptly, but no matter how abrupt it was, it couldn't affect this free and happy time in front of him!
Even if the road of life arranged by God for happy people is very wide and smooth, there will be some confusing three-way junctions from time to time on the way...... Not to mention the ill-fated harmful fruits!
No matter what intersection it is, you can't escape, you just have to go head-on!
Cherish the present, cherish the present!
Miao Yiyi accompanied the three mother and daughter of Wanxue to talk and chat, and Yueminglou and Xue Dingbian only cared about eating and drinking...... As for Wu Guo, except for the occasional frown and contemplation, the rest of the time he was waving chopsticks and pouring vegetables into the dishes in front of the evening snow real person!
"Oh, okay, okay! There's a mountain in the saucer...... Guo'er, don't help me with the vegetables anymore!" Wanxue Zhenren looked at a large table of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and said in amazement: "I said that Su Zhen and Tao have been happy since they lived here...... I didn't expect your life to be really nourishing! There are not so many delicacies of the mountains and seas in Niangziguan...... Guo'er, you have to be careful, Tao Cong is a foodie...... Every day, the delicacies of the mountains and the sea...... If you let her eat again, you won't be able to support that family in the future!"
When Tao heard this, he laughed so much that he almost threw the chopsticks in his hand directly to the ground!
"Ahem, aunt, you only know one thing, but you don't know the other...... Although my family background is thin, I have local tyrant brothers! Naturally, there are no of these delicacies and delicacies from Zhenyang Mountain, and they are all purchased by Ye Zhi's subordinates from various market towns in the north! Not to mention peaches, when these children in front of me were all growing bodies, they were all brought back by me from the demon zone...... Although I don't have those legendary opportunities for promotion and fortune, I must be full of big fish and meat! What is a happy life? First of all, we must eat a full stomach......!" Eating and drinking is originally a pleasure in the world, if you don't even have the mind to eat and drink...... What's the point of being alive! And the tsundere queen beside him never moved her chopsticks, just took an occasional sip with a glass of vegetarian wine.
"No! You can tell me about the plate of fish fillets cut like tofu, I've heard you say that those fish are from the sea...... And I don't know how far the ocean is from here, how can there be such a rare thing in the surrounding market towns!" Wanxue Zhenren rolled her eyes and said, "Well, when our family used to have dinner together in the Niangziguan Mansion...... I think I've heard you say it a few times...... What is this called 'sashimi' among island nations?"
After having dinner with my son-in-law a few times, even Wanxue Zhenren now knows a thing or two about the legendary island country books!
"Well, aunt, you're right...... There is absolutely no such thing in the nearby market town...... But money can make ghosts grind! Maybe it's because I introduced a daughter-in-law to Ye a while ago...... Not only has the silver been spent like flowing water for a while, but even Uncle Zhao in the Beijing Division has sent a large caravan of chariots and horses every now and then...... Needless to say, all that was shipped was dragon liver and phoenix gall, and delicacies from the mountains and seas! Cough! I really didn't know if I didn't know it, and I was shocked when I saw it! If we talked about the real rich families in the world, in addition to the old Zhan family and the Lao Yu family, they belonged to the Ye family! The demon girl later married into the Zhao family and became a young grandmother...... I've been eating and drinking spicy food all my life!" Wu Guo first shook his head and boasted a few words, and suddenly felt two disdainful glances shooting around him, and hurriedly changed his words: "Oh! Don't roll your eyes! I'm not pink eye, but I'm really happy for Ye! What do you think! Who is Ye? That's my hair from playing together to growing up! And most importantly, my family background is a little thin...... But no matter who it is, as long as his friends are fat and rich people...... Then he will naturally have no worries about food and clothing in this life! This is called a building near the water...... Well, those who are close to the local tyrants have meat to eat! So, the pink eye in the world is not terrible, but the terrible thing is that you can't find a local tyrant to be friends in your life!"
"......" Everyone was speechless for a while...... Only Wanxue Zhenren nodded secretly yes, and then said strangely: "Speaking of Cao Cao...... Why didn't Cao Cao come? Why didn't Zhao Gongzi come up the mountain today?"
"Ahem! Ye will never get up if he doesn't sleep until three poles in the morning every day! At this time, most of them are still dreaming of Zhou Gong! Well, it is also possible to be a demon girl...... "Wu Guo pursed his lips, and suddenly exclaimed: "Oh! Auntie, don't patronize and talk now! If you don't move the chopsticks, a large plate of sashimi will be eaten up by that gluttonous cat!"
"......" Catwoman rolled her eyes and said disdainfully, "Phew! I'm not uncommon to be a tyrant or something! Well, I've only been friends with sashimi in my life!"
It turned out that between the jokes of several adults, the bad boys were just holding their heads down for a while, the red rabbit girl bowed her head and ate vegetables, the cat woman munched on fish fillets, and the rat king also stretched out his two paws and kept eating seas...... Only the wolf king was worried, and he didn't even have the heart to eat the roast leg of lamb in front of him...... Ahem, since he's already worried about the victim...... I don't know if I'm dead or alive in the future! I have the heart to hide in a no-man's place and cry...... Where are you still in the mood to eat!
"Brother Guo, you just said that you have something important to tell me...... What the hell is going on?" the wolf king asked after a moment's hesitation...... Alas, since sticking out the head is a knife, shrinking the head is also a knife...... Instead of being worried all the time and restless, it is better to close your eyes and let the knife that hurts people fly out as soon as possible! But then again, who is not afraid of the flying knife that hurts people? It is second only to the legendary Li Feidao...... It's almost impossible to miss!
"Oh, that's right. After a while, the Demon Saint will form a group to come to the hinterland of the Central Plains for a while...... I wondered if the masters of the demon and demon clans had already been dispatched...... That demon land must be empty......" Wu Guo is not hypocritical, even if he wants to say what he thinks in his heart...... However, as soon as he was halfway through his words, led by Miao Yiyi, Yueminglou and Xue Dingbian were so shocked that they jumped up directly! "What?
"Ahem, even if the Demon Saint is coming, it will be a meteor stride directly to the victory over their house, what are you so nervous about!" Wu Guo said.
"......" Miao Yiyi looked at each other, all of them looking surprised...... However, the Wolf King was even more calm, and said tremblingly: "What does it have to do with me when the Demon Saint comes out occasionally? Even if the Demon Land is empty...... Brother Guo, do you still want to go fishing in troubled waters? The Land of Demons is very poor now, even if there are a few miscellaneous fish...... You touched it all when you went last time!"
"Of course! There is a way that is the fish of the world, and you can only touch it!" Wu Guo's eyes rolled, and he suddenly smiled evilly: "But this time I have something serious and can't pull away, so I want you to go back and touch the fish once!"
"Shenma?!" The wolf king was taken aback, and his jaw almost fell directly to the ground! Look at his appearance, let alone an egg, even a cow can be stuffed into it!
"How's it going? Surprised, surprised?" Unexpectedly, Wu Guo was chasing ducks to the shelves, and only cared about the rhythm of nonsense on the side: "Well, it seems that the wolf king is also a good boy who misses the old! You see that he is now happy when he hears it and goes home...... I was so happy that I dislocated my jaw!"
"Accident...... It was quite an accident...... But the surprise is that there is no more at all! Fortunately, I am still old and do not have any heart disease...... Otherwise, I would have been scared to death by you just now!" The wolf king said with a bitter face, and said in despair: "Brother Guo, I was scared by you because of my dislocated jaw! Brother Guo, you told me the story of escaping with heavy ears before! Why is it back on your word now? My father has now been completely bewitched by the fox...... If I go back now...... Isn't that a meat bun beating a dog? It must be that there is no return! Well, I miss my grandmother more in my heart...... But Brother Guo, you can send a few people to bring your grandmother here, there is no need to let me go back in person!"
"Phew, are you a meat bun? Are you the prince of the wolf clan like a fake, are you still afraid of dogs?" Wu Guo rolled his eyes, but saw the red rabbit girl who also looked terrified...... Suddenly, his heart softened, and he said with a pleasant face: "Wolf King, Red Rabbit Girl, you two don't have to be careful! Since I brought you out in the first place, I want to take care of you for the rest of my life! Well, follow Brother Guo and I ...... Although you can't get promoted and get rich...... But there are still days of freedom and happiness! But now there is an extremely important thing, which only the wolf king can do...... Don't worry, the Wolf King is just going back to Wolf Mountain to show his face this time, and there will be no danger! Then again, we have a lot of bodyguards here! After a while, the Demon Saint will come to the east, and there will be no need for the Doll Army to garrison Niangzi Pass...... When the time comes, let Dingbian lead and protect the wolf king back to the land of demons!"
"All the baby soldiers are my bodyguards? Oh! This can definitely be had!" When the wolf king heard this, he suddenly felt a little confident in his heart, although he still didn't know the purpose of this trip, he was no longer panicked.
"Oh, Brother Guo, do you mean me?" Xue Dingbian was suddenly overjoyed...... For fear that I heard it wrong, I confirmed it again! cough! The desperate Saburo who had killed countless demons had been trapped in the Jade Valley...... He has already been suffocated by a few serious illnesses!
"Well, it's you! Now you can finally go to the land of demons...... Surprised, surprised?" Wu Guo said with a smile.
"Oh my God! What a surprise, what a surprise!" Xue Ding slapped his thigh hard, and his eyebrows fluttered: "Brother Guo, you are so clever! This time I can not only kill demons to my heart's content...... And those skilled old demons and old demons have all gone out in groups...... The rest of those demon cubs are not one by one, and they will be cut down and eradicated directly!"