"In the eyes of this king, the women of the human race are incomparably beautiful, and the men are extremely ugly. ”

"So you only have gender in your eyes?"

For example, the brown bear, the lion and the tiger beast, and the four different beasts are very heroic. ”

"Yes, it turns out that he is another guy with abnormal aesthetics! Fortunately, the seniors of the big drama spirit did not go along, otherwise the two of you would not have quarreled together?"

"The big drama senior?"

"Well, let's not gossip, since you are so good, then I will reward you with a drink, we are the ones who reward and punish clearly. ”

......

Looking at the small glass of wine in his hand, the ape-shaped long-haired beast was very disdainful in his heart-

What a slamming door!

Obviously, there are dozens of catties, so I gave such a small cup.

Is that a reward to be called?

It smells good, but it's too little, and what can it do?

I'm afraid I can't even hook the wine worm.

Hmph, there are a lot of good wines in the Palace of Eternal Life, and this king still rares your wine?

......

After thinking about it, he immediately raised his head and swallowed it.

The lion's wine was so good that the ape-haired beast immediately jumped up in shock: "What kind of wine is this? Why is it so mellow and strong? Can you give some more alms?"

"Can't!"

Ai Surf replied very simply.

"Isn't it possible for this king to exchange cultivation resources for it?"

"No!"

"Well, you've won! ”

"Hey, you see you're not stupid?"

"Hmph, you are so kind to invite this king to drink. It turns out that this king will drink alcohol and know the taste, so that he can blackmail and extort it!"

"Extortion? It's too ugly to say! Let's this Jiang Taigong fishing, whoever is willing to take the bait, no one will force you. You can choose not to take the bait, as if you drank it in your dream. ”

"How can it be a dream? Such an aftertaste is like this, I'm afraid I want to taste it again in my dreams!"

"Then there is no way to do it! This wine is so valuable, don't you see that my brothers are not willing to give it? Originally, I kindly invited you to taste it, but I didn't expect you to forget it, and you can't extricate yourself from it. Alas, it's all my fault!"

......

Seeing Ai Surf blaming himself so much, the ape-shaped long-haired beast couldn't be cheeky anymore: "No, no, it's not your fault, it's that this king is insatiable!

"Priceless!"

"Judging from its taste, rejuvenation, mellowness, and ability to assist in cultivation, it is indeed worthy of the four words 'priceless treasure'! I don't know which master made it? For this wine, this king plans to go out with you. ”

"The master doesn't dare to be a master, it's just a mere one!"

When the ape-shaped long-haired beast heard this, it was very surprised, and immediately bowed its head: "The little beast has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, and I hope the master will forgive me." ”

Claiming to have changed from the king to a small beast, it can be seen that this ape-shaped long-haired beast is really addicted to alcohol. For the sake of alcohol, you can do whatever it takes.

Such a guy, whether it is a man or a beast, is extremely easy to control.

The disadvantages are too obvious!

......

"No excuses! ”

"The little beast is willing to follow from now on, and I ask the master to accept it. ”

"Because of this wine?"

"Yes, the little beast is not very demanding, as long as he can drink a small cup every day. ”

"This requirement is not high? Master Ben can't meet this condition. ”

Just said that "the master doesn't dare to be", and in a blink of an eye, Ai Surf called himself a master.

That's his donkey temper.

......

"Then change it to a small cup every two days?"

The ape-haired beast awkwardly piggybacks on the beast's head, and looks at Ai Surf.

"Let's talk about this later, we have to see how you perform next, and then Master Ben will consider whether to accept you as an entourage. ”

As soon as the ape-shaped long-haired beast heard that there was a play, it suddenly jumped up: "Then let's go to the Hall of Eternal Life to have a drink?" Of course, the little beast is invited, and the master is invited!"

"Walking. ”

Ai Surf waved his hand and led the crowd first.

Don't know where the Hall of Eternal Life is?

He didn't know, didn't the ape-haired beast know?

If the ape-haired beast doesn't take the initiative to tell, can't he take the initiative to read minds?

......

From the king of the beasts, he instantly became a little follower, and the ape-shaped long-haired beast not only did not feel the slightest unhappiness, but was also extremely excited.

Such a strange performance made Yu Changsheng, Liang Zhongliang and others, who did not know the history, as well as those monsters, all stunned.

They all think that there may be a big problem with the brain of the ape-shaped hairy beast.

At the same time, I also admired Ai's amazing means of surfing.

What is a tongue retreat soldier?

That's it!

......

Why is Ai Surfing so easy, and why is he able to play with the ape-haired beast whose combat power is not weaker than his own?

There is only one answer: do what you like!

After reading the thoughts of the ape-shaped long-haired beast, I realized that this guy is not only lustful, belligerent, and powerful, but also good at drinking!

The so-called "wine color" is not separated, which is vividly reflected in the ape-shaped long-haired beast -

It has to get drunk at every meal!

The wine of the Hall of Eternal Life cannot be touched by anyone except it.

Only when it is in a good mood will it give a handout to those close to it.

Because they don't know how to make wine, they drink a little less, and the ape-like long-haired beast naturally regards it as a treasure.

In addition, it has a total of thirty-six wives!

It is not too much to describe it as a group of wives and concubines.

......

It was precisely knowing that the ape-haired beast was addicted to alcohol, and Ai Surf decided to use monkey wine as a weapon to control it firmly.

The strange old man, as a dignified emperor, still bowed down to his monkey wine, not to mention a monster?

As long as you are addicted to alcohol, you can't escape the palm of Ai Surf.

Is it better to teach a man to fish than to teach him to fish?

That's the reason, but isn't the scoring object?

Although Ai Surf is not a murderous demon, she is not a virgin either!

......

After leaving the primeval wilderness forest, Ai Surf was already brewing a bold idea - to form an army of beasts.

It is naturally imperative to revive the "Flying Dragon Sect".

But what about after that?

Handed over the "Flying Dragon Sect" to his mentor Yi Hongchen to maintain and develop?

With his strength and prestige, it is obviously not.

Be the suzerain yourself?

The pool is too small!

Moreover, if he personally guards the "Flying Dragon Sect", when will his wish to be proud of the world be realized?

Therefore, his abacus was: to form a trustworthy and powerful army to guard the "Flying Dragon Sect" on his behalf, and then select a group of capable and prestigious generals to maintain and develop the "Flying Dragon Sect."

As for the mentor Yi Hongchen, just take care of his old age.

Why not be an emperor who has nothing to do, who has a noble status, and drinks and drinks tea all day long?

How many people dream of life?

......

The source of the beast army is naturally dominated by the three brothers who formed a rebellion in the primeval flood forest.

Nowadays, a group of fierce beasts led by ape-shaped hairy beasts can also be added.

Wouldn't it be a pity not to impose this good resource?

What? The ape-shaped long-haired beast is so fierce, I'm afraid that the second bear, the third monkey, and the fourth Qingluan can't be suppressed?

Otherwise!

This Ai Surf has been considered for a long time......