Chapter 471 Chapter 462: Drinking, Jerking off skewers.
The situation is very serious, and Wu Guo is very anxious.
In this situation, he must not drag mud and water.
If he could, of course he wanted to sit down with the little demon queen to drink tea and chat...... Everyone is mixed in the rivers and lakes, not only do they look down and don't look up, but one more friend is one more road...... Life is originally composed of many choices, just like the truth of the three holes of the cunning rabbit, the path to choose in front of you is always the more the merrier...... Although he may not necessarily take the demon path of the little demon queen, every road in the world does not eat grass and food...... When you have nothing to do, you can keep it quietly at home, and when the situation changes suddenly in the future, it is many times better to have a few back roads to choose from than none at all!
If you can...... Well, you can't go into the little black house! But you can find a roadside stall and sit down with the little demon to drink and drink together, play strings, exchange ideas, and enhance friendships, talk about some stories of demons and monsters, and say some drunken words that are not boundary!
Feelings are sometimes spoken by words, and sometimes they are made by drinking!
But he can only think about these things in his heart now...... Because he has something more important and urgent to do!
I have walked a long road of thousands of mountains and rivers, and I have seen Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Er Mazi...... The trap was arranged, and the Demon Saint finally came with a swagger, and finally stupidly crashed into the trap of the Terrans...... This is exactly the narrow road where the brave wins, and the Buddha determines life and death in the palm of his hand...... As soon as he thought of this, Wu Guo's whole body felt as if a fire had been born!
That is the fire in the heart of the teenager, the blood in the heart of the teenager!
After all, he is still a hot-blooded teenager! Although in his heart he also yearns to be a scheming old fox...... However, when the matter came to an end, he strategized and won a decisive victory thousands of miles away, and all of them were thrown out of the clouds! At this time, he saw that he was a little demon queen in his eyes, but his heart had already flown back to the big Buddha statue...... There is his master over there, as well as his elders and friends...... He's going to fight alongside them!
Although his daughter-in-law will also go into battle to kill the enemy, in his opinion...... It was more like a life-and-death battle between men!
At the same time, it is a wise man's thousand thoughts, and there will be a mistake...... After meeting with the little demon queen this time, they didn't have the artistic conception of talking and laughing when they first met...... Ahem, in fact, this is also reasonable...... When he first met in the Demon Land, there was no doubt that it was the home of the little demon queen...... Well, not only is she fighting at home, but she is also the biggest boss in the home field, so she is naturally confident in talking and doing things, more than enough, not only will she talk and laugh with him, but occasionally send a wisp of autumn waves or something, but this time she is alone and plunged into the hinterland of the human race...... It's like being in an unfamiliar away place...... It's a dragon, you have to coil it for me, it's a tiger, you have to lie on my stomach...... To put it mildly, if the Terrans make dumplings, they can only consider themselves unlucky! In this way, she is suspicious, and she doesn't even have the heart to laugh with the harmful fruit!
More confidence at home, more fear at home.
How can people not bow their heads when they are under the eaves!
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"What Situ Yan still wants to wipe out the demons and demons in his heart, who does he think he is, the legendary fisherman of the East China Sea, I'm afraid that he doesn't have such a big fishing net at home!" Although the little demon queen listened to the drums in her heart, her face was fierce and inward, and she refused to show the slightest timidity, "Let's just say that Situ led the army out of the customs to attack the demon clan last time...... In the end, it wasn't that the Demon Saint slipped away, hum! Although the Demon Saint's brain was a little confused, his fists were not confused at all!"
It turned out that the human race had indeed set up a pocket array in the Meridian Yin Yang Ridge, and the Demon Saint had now plunged into it!
Now the situation is clear...... Although the human race has gathered all the Yuanying real people, they can only barely fight with the Demon Saint...... So this harmful fruit flashed out to be a lobbying messenger again!
Phew! The Terrans are really good at calculating...... I heard that after slapping someone, they have to give people another sweet date to eat! But the human race desperately slapped the Demon Saint, but he didn't give her any benefit!
"Neither deliberately blown, nor deliberately black...... The cultivation of the Demon Saint is naturally extremely difficult...... However, people are mixed in the rivers and lakes, and force cannot solve all problems! For today's decisive battle, Situ began to prepare for it a long time ago...... He scooped a scoop of water today, added a handful of firewood tomorrow, and slowly boiled the water in the big cauldron of the world, just to boil the old devil of the Death Demon Saint like a frog in warm water at the end!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes and laughed quietly, "For Situ's methods, I actually disagree with them in my heart...... Bitter or not, think about your majesty two hundred and fifty...... Although the Terran was a little overwhelmed by the Demon Saint, after all, there were thousands of miles between the two sides, and many times they could be out of sight and out of mind! Compared with Your Majesty, the Terran was not worth mentioning at all for this little crime! It was risky to fight a decisive battle with the Demon Saint! The dog was in a hurry and jumped over the wall, not to mention cultivating to the Demon Saint of the sky!"
"Phew, you're two hundred and five!" the little demon queen rolled her eyes angrily, but she didn't say anything to interrupt the discord that harmed people.
"The human race and the Demon Saint are thousands of miles apart, but Your Majesty, you have always been neighbors with the Demon Saint...... Not only do you have to kill chickens and sheep every day, but you have to kill them every day, and you have to jump over the wall and work hard for them...... Your Majesty, who are you provoking and provoking someone! Why are you so unlucky! I know that you are the supreme king of the demon clan, and those who don't know think that you are a little angry daughter-in-law of the demon clan! I can't afford to lose that person if I say it!" Seeing that the little demon's face was already a little moved, Wu Guo hurriedly hit the snake and followed the root, and said with a smile, "What is the most unlucky thing in this world......? And those who can never hide are the most unlucky! Your Majesty, you have always had a difficult neighbor who can't be hidden, and that is really not the most unlucky, only more unlucky! Hehe, the amount is not a gentleman, and it is not poisonous or demonic...... Instead of being sulking by the Demon Saint all the time, you might as well take this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to turn a blind eye and let him report to Lord Yama as soon as possible!"
Sow discord!
Naked sowing discord!
"......" the little demon queen was speechless for a while...... That's right, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read...... But why is it that the most difficult harmful fruit in my family is now trying to sow discord, but there is one sentence that is not bad at all...... I am recruiting someone to provoke someone! It took a lot of hard work to climb the throne of the demon clan, and I still wanted to live a comfortable life in the south for a few days...... I don't want to have a demon saint on top of my head!
Phew! You are the Great Mountain of the Five Elements!
Even if you are the Five Elements Mountain, I am not a stone monkey!
"We are human beings for a lifetime, and we must pay attention to the return of both life and work...... For example, last time His Majesty invited me to drink a cup of tea, next time I will definitely invite His Majesty to drink and masturbate together...... But that guy from the Demon Saint is a high-spirited and insatiable one, and after you pour him a glass of wine, he drinks it as soon as he cranes his neck; after you work hard to make a good skewer for him, he just throws up all your skewers with a big radish face! Good guy! You and him are not at all an equal and mutually beneficial cooperative relationship, but a one-sided master-servant relationship! If you are so compromised, what will others think of you, don't be a demon, and what will think of you in the entertainment industry...... Phew!Phew!Phew!What's the showbiz thing about!"
"......" After listening to the provocative words of the harmful fruit, the little demon queen was not only speechless, but also had an inexplicable look of grief and indignation...... No one is a fool, and everyone thinks about masturbation instead of skewers!
It's shameful to be skewered, and it's hard to say now...... But the masturbation must be extremely glorious!
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