Chapter 38: Tang Seng protects the short
"You two can shoot this ass. I like it very much for the teacher. Come on, come on, say more of this, I love to hear it!"
Lick somebody's boots?
Bai Youma under Tang Sanzang's seat was shocked, this is to slap his ass?
She's a woman, how can she allow these two monsters to slap her ass?
If it was Tang Sanzang, then it would be better to say something.
Therefore, I can't help but speed it up a bit.
Bajie said: "Master, we didn't make a sycophant! ”
The word sycophant came after the Yuan Dynasty, and at this time it was the Tang Dynasty, and it had to be hundreds of years later.
So, they don't understand what it means.
"What the teacher is talking about is flattery. ”
If it's flattery, everyone understands.
Only then did the white dragon horse relax a little, not just beat himself.
Sun Wukong corrected the right color.
"This is the truth, my grandson doesn't lie!"
"Brother Monkey is right!"
The desire to survive of these two goods is strong.
Not bad, yes, the children can be taught, and the rotten wood can be carved.
"Don't be afraid, the teacher doesn't mean to blame you, because the teacher likes to hear this!"
Bajie said again: "Master likes to listen, and I will talk more about the old pig in the future!"
"My grandson only tells the truth, unlike a nerd, who only flatters. ”
"Go, go, Brother Monkey, what you said is wrong. ”
......
The two brothers quarreled again.
At this time, they reached the foot of a mountain.
Tang Sanzang asked, "Wukong, what is the name of this mountain?"
Before the monkey could speak, Zhu Bajie was the first to say: "Master, I know, I know!"
"Nerd, are you taking the initiative?"
"Wukong, let Bajie say!"
Now Tang Sanzang finally realized the ability of this Zhu Bajie, it is really not weak, for grabbing a piece of credit, he is the first, and the monkey can't grab it.
The Eight Precepts:
"This mountain is called Futu Mountain, there is a Wuchao Zen master in the mountain, who practices here, and the old pig has known him hundreds of years ago! He also persuaded me to practice with him, wanting to take me as an apprentice, but I didn't go because I waited for the master. ”
This sycophant can be filmed, and it is refreshing to hear.
Hundreds of years ago, Tang Seng in this life had not yet been born, but it was okay, it would sound good.
"Idiot, you know a lot of people! Why didn't the backstage keep you? I was demoted to become a pig?"
"Hmph! I think back then, when I was the generalissimo of the cang, it was very majestic...... Brother Monkey, listen to me......"
When Zhu Bajie rose, Sun Wukong turned around and left.
made Zhu Bajie very depressed.
No one wants to hear about his past.
Who doesn't have something awesome?
"Wuchao Zen Master, I don't know if it's a man or a woman......"
Tang Sanzang muttered, and then rode a white horse towards Futu Mountain.
Sun Wukong also followed.
Zhu Bajie chased after him, very puzzled.
"Brother Monkey, what is Master talking about?
Sun Wukong sighed and said, "Hey, Master is going to harm others again, let's go! ”
"Brother Monkey wait for me!
Let's say that when the three of them went to the top of the mountain, they saw the cranes flying together, the surging green water, and the auspicious clouds, and the scenery was very elegant.
Above the treetops, there was a golden light, like the sun.
Zhu Ba said with his eyes on the top: "Master! That's Wuchao Zen Master!"
Following Zhu Bajie's point, Tang Sanzang really saw an old man above.
The old man is not a girl.
Seriously, this made Tang Sanzang a little disappointed.
It is recorded that this person's strength was transcendent, and he sat with the Buddha.
If it's really a girl, if he confesses, it may have to be unclear.
After all, it is the existence of getting up and sitting with the Buddha, and if he is unhappy, he is afraid that he will not even have a small life.
Now it seems that it is an old man, but he is a little lucky.
As soon as Zen Master Wuchao saw the three of them, he flew under the tree.
"I've seen Zen Master Wuchao!"
Tang Sanzang took the lead in saluting, and his performance was normal at this time.
This Wuchao Zen master is superb, passing by your place, it's better not to provoke.
In the spirit of watching the show, Sun Wukong's hopes were disappointed.
"It turned out to be a monk from the Tang Dynasty! ”
As Zen Master Wuchao spoke, his head was raised, and there was no polite ingredient.
Tang Seng is depressed now, did I recruit you?
As for it?
Everyone is in the same way, there is no need, right?
Wouldn't it be because Zhu Bajie didn't worship him as a teacher, but turned to himself as a teacher?
So he's angry?
Can immortals be so stingy?
Zhu Bajie stepped forward at this time and said: "Old Zen master, the old pig is polite!"
The Zen master asked in surprise: "Zhu Gangguan, you are following such a mortal monk, and you are not willing to worship me as a teacher!"
In the final analysis, that is to look down on Tang Sanzang.
said that he was a mortal, but in fact, he was no longer a mortal, and even had a more advanced physique than this old man.
"Old Zen Master, this is the meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
The Zen master pointed to Sun Wukong and asked, "Who is this?"
Sun Wukong was a little unhappy, what do you say, he is also a person from the same period as Zhu Bajie, this old guy really doesn't recognize himself?
The name of his Monkey King is not covered.
So he said, "How can this old Zen master recognize him, but not me?"
The Zen master said: "There are thousands of little monsters in the world, where can I know them all?"
There was disdain in his tone.
It seems that he really doesn't want to see himself.
However, Tang Sanzang was not afraid of him.
Why, because he is covered by Rulai, even if he is a Wuchao Zen master, he can't beat Rulai, right?
There is no need to hurt the harmony.
But in front of this goods, the waist pole should be straight.
Don't lose face.
Tang Sanzang said at this time:
"Wuchao Zen Master is in the mountains all the year round, and he naturally doesn't know the outside world, even if someone makes trouble in the Heavenly Palace, there is no way to know, that is normal. ”
That is to say that Zen Master Wuchao has a short vision.
I didn't even know about something as big as five hundred years ago.
Sun Wukong muttered: "What bullshit Zen master, Master, you are more powerful than him, aren't you? At least you know how to be polite than him! And you are more handsome than him!"
This made Tang Sanzang very happy, and he was telling the truth.
"Monkeys are unscrupulous. Wukong, don't be rude!"
Then he winked at him.
Sun Wukong actually understood, he turned around and changed, and directly changed into the queen mother.
He also said: "Wuchao, do you still not salute when you see this palace?"
This change made the Zen master's face change as well.
"Bold, you are ......"
Wuchao Zen Master was furious, and the momentum on his body became extremely strong, and it seemed that he was about to start beating people.
At this time, Tang Sanzang was directly in front of Sun Wukong.
This kind of behavior made Sun Wukong very moved at this time.
That's what teachers are for!
Zhu Bajie was even more moved to tears.
"The apprentice is not sensible, and he fights with the juniors, I am afraid that he will lose his identity! I'll teach him a good lesson when I go back!"
Can't blame the monkeys?
Not only is this the case for Sun Wukong, but Tang Sanzang also has to protect his shortcomings.
It seems that he doesn't like this Zen master very much.
"Zen master, we still have something to do, leave first, and come back later when we have time!"
Then, it's time to leave.
was stopped by the Wuchao Zen Master.
"Wait! Is this leaving?"