Chapter 357: Calling Dad
Hongyan said in surprise: "Stinky and shameless, whose wife are you calling?"
"Wife, come back with me! Son, he misses you. ”
The man said affectionately.
Hongyan looked confused, Shen Tianqi touched his chin, and then walked in front of the man, "Hey, buddy." ”
"Huh?"
The man turned around and was greeted by a big mouth.
"Does it hurt?"
Shen Tianqi asked.
"It doesn't hurt. ”
Shen Tianqi thought about it, and backhanded another big mouth.
Zhang Erpao: "???"
"Does it hurt?"
Shen Tianqi continued to ask.
"It doesn't hurt. ”
The man said.
That's where it gets interesting.
Hongyan also said, "What are you talking about? I don't know you. ”
"Wife, I admit that I was wrong before, I failed you, but who can not look at the sake of the child... Thank you, young man, for my daughter-in-law for so many years... Puff puff..."
Before the man finished speaking, Shen Tianqi directly punched him in the face.
"Does it hurt?"
Shen Tianqi asked again.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!"
"What the hell are you going to do?"
The man said annoyedly.
Shen Tianqi said to Hongyan: "We may be dreaming. ”
"Dreaming?"
Hongyan was a little puzzled and said, "We slept again?"
Shen Tianqi: "......"
Shen Tianqi said, "Did we sleep?"
"No, I don't. ”
Hongyan said, "I remember that you didn't take off your clothes at that time. ”
"I hit him several times, and he said it didn't hurt, which means that we are in a dream. ”
Shen Tianqi said.
Hongyan thought for a while, "Husband, stretch out your arm!"
Shen Tianqi subconsciously raised his hand, and then Hongyan bit it.
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Q, what should I do if my girlfriend is a fool?
"It hurts, it hurts..."
Shen Tianqi said.
"Hey, you don't hurt, he hurts, that is, you're not dreaming, he's dreaming?"
Hongyan said.
"But who is he?"
Shen Tianqi said curiously, "He's a dream?"
Hongyan thought about it, and then said to the man: "You said that I am your wife, let me ask you, what is my name?"
"Uh..."
Zhang Erpao was stunned for a moment this time, and then slowly spoke:
"Tiger girl?"
Hongyan: "???"
Shen Tianqi: "???"
Hongyan gave him a punch on the spot, "You are called Tiger Girl, and your whole family is called Tiger Girl!"
"Then let me ask you again, when did we get together?"
"Three hundred years ago?"
Zhang Erpao said uncertainly.
"Three hundred years ago, I was still in the pool, and you had a child with the air?"
The man's face was extremely ugly, and Shen Tianqi didn't hesitate at all, and punched him directly.
Poof...
The man disappeared.
Seeing this scene, Shen Tianqi and Hongyan were even more sure of their conjecture in their hearts.
Someone must be playing tricks!
Who could this person be?
Thinking about it, there is only that cloud called Zhang Erpao.
......
"You're paralyzed!"
"You're paralyzed!"
"You're paralyzed!"
"You're paralyzed!"
Along the way, Jiang Yuchen and Tuoba Zhan scolded each other.
Suddenly, the two saw rows of people lying in front of them, and their faces immediately changed slightly, and they rushed over.
"You're paralyzed, phew, why are there so many people lying here?"
Tuoba Zhan's face changed slightly.
"yes, why are there so many people lying down?"
Jiang Yuchen also said curiously.
"Don't repeat what I said!"
Tuoba Zhan said: "Say something practical!"
"Hey, you see, what are the five gold coins with strange symbols on them?"
Jiang Yuchen said.
Tuoba Zhan said: "This is a gold coin with five strange symbols, if I guess correctly, it should be a gold coin, right?"
Jiang Yuchen: "???"
Do you still need to say this?
"Hmm... Yes... Well... Ahh
At this time, a man next to him woke up faintly.
Tuoba Zhanle said: "This voice is quite chic. ”
"Are you alright? ”
Jiang Yuchen said curiously.
"It's... Where is this?"
"Who are you?"
The man looked at Tuoba Zhan and Jiang Yuchen with a confused expression.
"We are from Lingyunmen, why are you all lying here, what happened?"
Jiang Yuchen said curiously.
"Lingyun Gate!"
The man exclaimed, and then several people woke up one after another.
When they heard that these two people were from Lingyun Gate, they couldn't help but be overjoyed, and they all cast grateful glances.
They thought it was Tuoba Zhan and Jiang Yuchen who saved them.
"Two immortals, what is this thing that is the same as gold coins?"
Someone asked curiously.
Each of them has five on their bodies.
Jiang Yuchen replied stubbornly: "This thing is the same as gold coins, maybe, it should be, maybe it is gold coins." ”
Topa War: "???"
Everyone: "???"
Someone bit it with his teeth and immediately said, "It's really made of gold!"
According to their description, they met a handsome young man, and the handsome young man came up and asked them if they could suck their essence, which was naturally rejected by them, and then they didn't know anything.
They just felt like they were in a dream.
"It must be the Dream Spirit. ”
Jiang Yuchen quickly made an analysis, he looked ahead, "Tianqi Village is not far ahead, now Tianqi Village is sparsely populated, and the luck is excellent, Mengling will definitely go there." ”
"Senior Brother Tuoba, I'll go back and report to Master first, and you go check first. ”
"You come back to me!"
Tuoba Zhan said with a dark face: "Don't want to slip away alone, if you want to drive away, I will burn all the series you gave me!"
"Don't~"
"It's all a limited edition!"
Jiang Yuchen said painfully.
"You, I'll joke with you, why are you still serious?"
"Okay, okay, okay, can't we go together?"
Jiang Yuchen said helplessly.
Eventually, the gang left them with great gratitude.
......
"Dad!"
"Roll the calves!"
Shen Tianqi slapped him, and the seven or eight-year-old child was directly slapped into the air.
"Son, daughter-in-law!"
"Don't take advantage of you!"
Shen Tianqi directly shattered the illusion of the 'Shen Ping'an' couple.
"Ahhh
"I'm!"
It seems that the power of dream transfer is used too much at one time, and the dream is lifted, and Zhang Erpao's whole person is weak.
Then, he shuddered, "It's cold!"
If you use too much of the power of dream shifting at once, it will produce cold.
"It's cold!
And Shen Tianqi and Hongyan heard Zhang Erpao's muttering at the door, and immediately walked over, "Yo, Brother Erpao, it's still there!"
"What's wrong with you?"
Shen Tianqi wondered.
"I'm cold!"
"Do I have any clothes here?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"It's called Daddy. ”
Zhang Erpao: "???"
Shameless!
Despicable!
What a nasty thing!
"Daddy!"
Zhang Erpao said decisively.
Have you ever heard of the humiliation?
It's being implemented on its own.