Chapter 153: Seppuku said
After Wu Guo saluted Cai Kaihuai with a few glasses of wine, he used the excuse that he would discuss something with the head of the Shi family, so he ran to the fourth small side with a smoke.
Well, it's all an excuse to discuss things with the head of the Shi family, and it's true to talk to Xiao Tao!
Little Farewell...... I miss it!
According to the character of the harmful fruit, it is too restrictive to eat and drink at the same table with the elders...... I used to eat with them...... That's because the identity of his son-in-law is still uncertain! At this time, at that time, now his son-in-law's identity is like an iron beating, and naturally his original form is exposed, and he can flash when he can! The best thing is that his daughter-in-law is surrounded by her father-in-law and mother-in-law in the middle, and she can't come over to monitor it.
"Su Zhen, this time Guo'er has already retrieved the Divine Soldier Sword, you can tell him the essence of our swordsmanship in the Hanging Pavilion......" Taking advantage of the absence of the little son-in-law, Wanxue Zhenren immediately whispered to his baby daughter: "Although he is a disciple of Qingyang Zhenren, he has hardly learned the swordsmanship for a day!
"Hmph! In order to study advanced martial arts, others will hide alone and concentrate on studying...... He's good! There are already a lot of people in the neighborhood, not to mention, this time I have taken a few little monsters as my little brothers...... I can see it! He's a natural worrying fate! Advanced swordsmanship or something...... Don't count on it in this life!" Cai Suzhen pouted and whispered.
"......" Wanxue Zhenren and Cai Kaihuai looked at each other, and they were speechless for a moment...... If you think about it, it's really like that!
"I haven't seen you for a few days, our little peach is getting more and more beautiful!" Not to mention that the family of three over there was crying and laughing to themselves, Wu Guo had already sat down beside Xiao Tao with a smile and laughed quietly: "What? Where is it beautiful? Of course, it's the eyes! It's a big circle after a few days of not seeing, it's not beautiful but what!"
"Is that a good way to cry and swollen...... Who's from your family!" Xiao Tao's face was flushed, but her big eyes were full of joy: "Brother Guo, I just heard that Miss said that you met the little demon queen...... After you met the demon fox...... Didn't she take her soul?"
"Hmph! The fox clan is born to confuse men! Brother Guo's soul is strange if it is not hooked!" Before Wu Guo could speak, the little wolf king said hatefully...... Ahem! He and the demon fox clan are really bitter and bitter!
"Who said that!Brother Guo, I am famous among the flowers, and the leaves don't stick to my body!" The harmful fruit pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Little Peach, you don't know, that demon fox will pull me to the small black house later...... Hehe, I politely rejected it on the spot!"
"I'm afraid that if you refuse on your face, your heart will already fly into the little black room!" Xiao Tao covered her mouth and snickered, although she couldn't even sleep these days, she saw his radiant appearance...... It's just satisfied!" I have passed among the flowers, and the leaves do not touch my body...... I see! If she pulls you into the flowers...... Maybe you'll follow!"
"......" hurt people and suddenly ran out of words...... Female farewell three days, when the eyes are impressed, a few days of kung fu, the little housekeeper teases people's kung fu that has made great progress!
Several people were whispering and laughing to themselves, when they suddenly saw the stairs clattering, and they all turned their heads to look, but saw Huang Banxian striding up with his head held high, swaggering up!
"Huang Banxian, where did you go just now? It's a rare thing that you can't find your shadow even when you're feasting and drinking!" Wu Guoqi said.
"I heard that before the banquet and wine on the human side, all the immortals have to speak one after another according to the seat ranking, well, that's not all, some old immortals still have to wear reading glasses and take a stack of speeches...... When he finished reading the daylily, it was cold, where could I wait! Hehe, as soon as I entered the door just now, I went directly into the back kitchen, regardless of whether it was raw or half-cooked, the big fat chickens have already eaten several of them now!" Huang Bantian licked his lips on the oil-stained twist, and suddenly glared at him vividly: "Phew! What is Huang Banxian! That's all about Huang Li! After eating a few fat chickens, I am now a fake Huang Tai Sin!"
Everyone looked at him in unison, and saw the back of his robe...... Sure enough, there was no big tail!
"Huang Banxian, you go down first and call Wanhuo Bao up, well, ask him to bring the head of the Shi family, I have something to talk to them!" Wu Guo ignored the Great Immortal and Half Immortal...... After being a half-immortal, you will always be a half-immortal! Now that you have no tail, you think I don't know you?
Huang Banxian obediently agreed, and went downstairs again...... Huang Banxian, who has eaten chicken, is really happy now, and whatever errand you send will not be discounted at all!
Follow Brother Guo, it is really promising...... No tail!
A few people gossiped again, but before Wanbaotang could wait, Xue Jie ran up first!
"Brother Guo, show me the Divine Soldier Sword!" Xue Jie's small face has now turned into a pig's liver color, and his mouth is a strong smell of wine: "Those who don't know the following want to know what the Divine Soldier Sword looks like...... Hehe, please let me come up and take a look!"
"There will be time to see the sword or something in the future, let me ask you first, how have the soldiers cultivated recently?" Seeing Xue Jie, Wu Guo remembered another important thing in his heart, and said, "Is there any news over there in Dingbian?"
"Ahem! It's still the same! You've only been gone for a few days! What will happen! But all the sergeants are extremely diligent and diligent in their daily cultivation!" Xue Jie said innocently: "As for the third brother, he has been cultivating Zhenyang Mountain! Ahem! You said that the human race has nothing to do here, and what kind of prosperous world has entered! Originally, it was quite leisurely...... It's a good thing, since entering the heyday, everyone is like a demon, and you chase me every day...... I don't even have time to catch my breath!
"......" Wu Guo suddenly had an urge to run away in his heart, who is this! You still complain about letting you enter the game for free!Shaking his head and smiling bitterly, "There is another important thing, this time I went to the land of demons, I found another helper, and finally the three of them fought the demon saint...... It gave me a great inspiration! If you have nothing to do, you can also think about it, and we in the Northwest Army can also practice a formation in the future! Three or five soldiers lined up in a formation, with meat shields just in front of them, sneak attacks in a roundabout way, and cold arrows in the middle of the fire! Let me tell you, legend has it that in ancient times, there was a Qi family army that was good at making mandarin duck formations, and after a few battles, they beat those ronins in the island country to the ...... of blood."
"Ahem! Use a cattle slaughtering knife to kill chickens! What kind of formation do you use to fight a few island country ronins!" Xue Jie first pursed his lips disdainfully, and then frowned in a daze: "Huh? No! What kind of country is an island country? How come I have never heard of it!"
"Don't be careless! The island country is a country on the east side of the sea, and the ronins there are all homeless sergeants after the defeat of their own generals! The island ** team is very disciplined, and those ordinary sergeants are extremely obedient to the command, and if they usually do the slightest mistake, the officials will slap them in the face and greet them vigorously! When the two armies face each other, the officials tell them to go to the knife mountain...... None of them will go into the sea of fire!" Wu Guo did not have a look of joking on his face, and said with a straight face: "Ahem! Anyway, those ordinary sergeants don't dare to disobey orders! Let me tell you, if those sergeants don't obey orders, they will cut off their fingers...... What? What is seppuku? As the name suggests, it is to use a knife to open a big hole in one's stomach horizontally, and then the intestines flow all over the ground!"
"Isn't it? The sergeants of the island country are so bloodless?" Xue Jie obviously drank too much, and said with slanted eyes: "Brother Guo, you haven't brought any soldiers, so you don't know, our soldiers in the Central Plains are not easy to bring...... If it's a big slap in the face...... Maybe they're going to be slapped back with the same big slaps! It's the same with slaps, let alone seppuku! I dare to pack a ticket! No matter which seppuku you make...... I don't know if he ended up cutting his stomach or not...... But I know he'll definitely take a knife and poke your intestines out before he cuts your stomach!"
"Discipline is more important than blood! As small as an army, as big as a country! Of course! Ordering his subordinates to cut their hands is of course too crazy, too much...... But that spirit of obedience from the bottom up...... We are far from being able to, from ancient times to the present!" Wu Guo pondered for a long time, and as usual, finally summed up his opinion into one sentence: "The crazy killing of the island countries in the past is precisely because of their cowardly obedience in nature, and we have always been beaten passively in the past, because of the audacity of thousands of years!"
"......" Xue Jie blinked his drunken eyes for a long time, but he didn't understand what was going on.
"Brother Guo, what are you talking about! What are you talking about at the dinner table...... Seppuku! Bloody, how can others eat?" Although Xue Jie was honest, the little butler refused to agree: "Besides, why are we so bold? Why do you suddenly raise the morale of others and destroy your own prestige!"
"Ahem! I was just that...... Naturally, I didn't know it before, and if I wanted to complain, I would blame the bad guy Ye Hao! He found a book on the island country out of nowhere! I went over and over and read the hot spring double cultivation in it countless times...... Hehe, double cultivation or something is even more shadowless! I have read the history of the island country in the book many times!" Seeing the little girl's anger, Wu Guo hurriedly smiled and said: "I'll tell you, the emperor will take turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year...... This sentence is a typical boldness! The island country also has an emperor...... For a long time, the emperor was in name only...... Well, it's like Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty in ancient times...... However, no matter which general of the island country unified the whole country, at most he opened a shogunate to blackmail the Son of Heaven to order the princes...... And what about us in the Central Plains? coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes to ...... It's just an overkill to achieve the ultimate goal! Who is right and who is wrong is another matter...... However, the hearts of the people of the Central Plains have no fear, but it is true that they are bold! Well, what is the shogunate? cough! It is surrounded by cloth curtains in the barren mountains and mountains...... Hehe, there's a lot of people here, I'll talk to you later......"
"Yes, yes, I haven't heard you tell a story for a long time!" Xiao Tao suddenly turned to joy, and a pair of big eyes flowed in anticipation, full of joy!
It doesn't matter if it's good or bad, it's good to have a story to listen to!
It turns out that no one is invincible! The tsundere queen is most afraid of the sweet words of the little bad guys, and the little butler ...... As long as you listen to the story of the harmful fruit...... Immediately fascinated!
A few people were laughing to themselves, when they heard a sound of footsteps on the stairs, but they saw Wan Baotang and Huang Banxian leading a fat businessman with a short figure to come up!
(End of chapter)