Mortal Song Chapter 101: One Birth and Ten Treasures
Half a moon later, a pair of men and women came to the majestic Fengtian City, the man had a small frog on his head, a purple-gold crow on his shoulder, a large green ring on his hand, and a blue jade pendant on his waist, and he looked very handsome.
It's a pity that this kid sneakily looked behind him while walking, as if he was afraid that someone would catch up.
The woman is dressed in a green dress, with big eyes, a small five-colored flower on her head, and a verdant small wooden hairpin is inserted in her hair, which contrasts with the girl's pretty face.
"You kid, just ran away like this, my Ling'er of the Red Leaf Clan is so infatuated, and he was cheated by this kid of you!"
Mu Hongyan laughed at the unscrupulous boy in the Soul Eater Ring, crying out for the girl of her clan.
"Sister Hongyan, I really don't agree with that Mu Ling'er, and I don't like her from the bottom of my heart!"
"Then you peeked at other girls' bodies in the ring that day, your heart beat fast, and you swallowed saliva, I now recognize you as the master, I know everything about you! You also reacted in other places, sister, I am from here, you can't deceive me!"
"I'll ...... Sister Hongyan, don't bring this, you also know the situation that day, I didn't mean to see it, and besides, I have a reaction, which means that I am a normal man, as long as I am a man, I will react a little when I see the scenery that day. ”
"The mouth is very hard, the body is sincere, you have to buy cheaply, you stinky men, you are all bastards who don't dare to ask for it, you can't get it and think about it every day!"
Mu Hongyan simply scolded, she has lived for tens of thousands of years, and she has long seen through the grievances and grievances in this world, right and wrong, love and love.
"Liu Er, we came to this day to close the city, where are we going?"
"Anyway, the fat people can't be contacted, let's go to Fuyao Tower! Anyway, Pan Tao Yanran doesn't want our money, don't go for nothing, don't eat for nothing!"
Liu Er took out a pass from his arms and said with a big grin.
The two walked to the front of Fuyao Tower, revealed their identities, and immediately someone took them to the private room in the backyard.
Liu Er hadn't sat down yet, but he saw the girl Panpan coming in a hurry.
"Little fairy, you're here, go to my house to see Qian Daoyou!"
"Hey, the fat man is here, this kid is quite happy!"
"What kind of blessing, now Qian Dao is friendly like ...... It seems to be a difficult birth, and now it hurts so much in bed that I scream, I haven't seen a man give birth to a child when I'm so old, and I can't help it, fortunately, the little fairy is here, you hurry up and save him, it's not over, it's really a corpse and two lives. ”
"I'll go, it's only been half a year, and I'm going to give birth so soon!"
When Liu Er heard this, he jumped up from the chair, pulled up and down, and ran towards Miss Pan'er's room.
Sure enough, before he reached the house, he heard the fat man's humming.
"You Liu Er, who has suffered a thousand cuts, you Jiang Qianfan who has no conscience, I have fallen to such a point, I can't get rid of the two of you, I'm about to die of pain, where did you two go?"
The fat man has a big belly, and he is really snorting in pain in bed, and he can't stop cursing his two friends!
"Jiang Qianfan, why don't you come back yet? This Pan Tao Yanran is also unreliable, I have been moldy for eight lifetimes, a big man is going to give birth to a child, and he is a dead man, the key is that it really hurts! This is a female ghost who is in love with me, what kind of blood wood pill seed? It's really evil! You have a different way, you really killed Lao Tzu!"
The fat man scolded the heavens and the earth, and rolled around in pain.
"Fatty, who are you scolding?"
Liu Er pushed the door in, looked at the chubby fat man on the bed, and couldn't cry or laugh.
"I'm going, what's the matter? Why is the belly so big, how many tuplets are this? Fatty, do you want to get a baby and ten treasures?"
"Boss Liu, you're finally here, I'm looking forward to you, I'm going to die fat, how can this thing be born? Jiang Qianfan and Pan Taoyanran went to find Lang Zhong for a long time and didn't come back, they wanted to kill me!"
When the fat man saw Liu Er suddenly come in, he was very excited, struggled to get up, hugged Liu Er and cried.
"Liu Er, hurry up and find a way, I can't stand the fat man!"
"I haven't given birth to this thing before, how do I know what to do, you bear with it for a while, I want to find a way"
Liu Er lowered his head and thought about it, secretly contacting Mu Hongyan.
"Sister Hongyan, have you ever seen this situation?
Mu Hongyan came out of the Soul Eater Ring and circled around the fat man.
"It's really a blood wood pill seed! I've only heard of it before, but now I've really seen it alive, what kind of stupid girl is this, so infatuated, it's really cheap for this stinky man with a negative heart!"
Mu Hongyan's eyes showed a strange light, and he said hatefully.
"Sister Hongyan, let's not care who bears whose heart, who is right and who is wrong, you save this fat man first, he is my brother, and it has not been easy these years!"
"Ten thousand years ago, I heard the old man in the clan say that it seems that Qin Xian also suffered this kind of curse, when the melon was ripe, he also died of pain, and later it was his senior brother Ghost Jizi who saved his life!"
"How to save it, if there is a way!"
"I heard that it seems to be pulling the belly apart, and five little dolls with wings were taken out of the dantian, and I don't know exactly how they were pulled apart!"
"What? I want to open my stomach!"
The fat man heard this, and was so frightened on the bed that he didn't even dare to hum.
"Liu'er, where did you get such a beautiful goddess fairy?
"Oh, I forgot to introduce, this is Sister Hongyan, the ancestor of the Wood Spirit Clan, she is a soul body, she can't stay outside for too long, Sister Hongyan is well-informed, what she said should be right, it is estimated that your stomach is about to burst!"
"If you have to pull it, then hurry up and get the knife, I can't stand the pain, and after a while, these few little things will toss me to death! Liu Er, hurry up and do it, I can bear it!"
"I'm not an obstetrician-gynecologist, I won't!"
"You are my boss, count me fat, I beg you today, hurry up! I don't blame you for being dead or alive!"
The fat one really can't stand it, and now I hear that there is such a way, and immediately like grasping a life-saving straw, he refuses to kill him.
Liu Er's hand was dragged by the fat man, and he looked at this beautiful wooden red-faced ancestor.
"Sister Hongyan, are you sure? Don't let me kill the fat man then, then I won't be able to feel at ease for the rest of my life!"
"It should be like this! The woman abandoned by Qin Xian back then was an ancestor of our Red Leaf Clan, and the ancestor had deep roots, so he gave Qin Immortal this Blood Wood Dan Seed, so I know more detailed, I get angry when I think of this, what happened to the women of our Red Leaf Clan? Should I be born to be abandoned by you men?"
"Oh, I see, if I say that, I'm a little sure. ”
Liu Er saw that Sister Hongyan didn't seem to be joking, and the fat man's matter couldn't be delayed, so he secretly made a decision!
"Whether it's a gamble of death or life, Lao Tzu's luck has always been good, and it will inevitably be the case today!
Liu Er took out a delicate dagger, asked Miss Panpan to take a jar of good wine, put the dagger into the wine vat and sterilized it, it seemed that she was really preparing for a caesarean section.
"Sister Hongyan, you look at me a little, if there is anything wrong, remind me!"
"Don't worry! It should be like this, although I haven't seen it, but at that time, a few old people in the clan said that they had seen it with their own eyes, and they said it in great detail, and I was also curious at that time, and I heard them talk about it several times! This man's skin is layer by layer, you carefully pull it away, take out the holy grace, and finally it seems to be sewn with a needle and thread!"
"Alright then, fatty, then we'll get started, you bear with it!"
Liu Er took the dagger and made a comparison on his fat belly first, but he didn't dare to start!
"Boss Liu, what are you doing? You want to scare Lao Tzu to death like this, hurry up, it's okay! Boldly go under the knife, my fat man is blessed with a big life, and he can't die." ”
Liu Er no longer hesitated to make a move, but suddenly he thought of a problem again, and hurriedly took off the three on his head, and let him take a breath of cold air at the fat man's big belly, and immediately freeze the fat man with a layer of frost!
Without waiting for the fat man to speak, he then punched the fat man again, knocking the fat man unconscious, and took out an elixir from his sleeve and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Fat man, I Liu Er has done everything I can think of, whether it's a blessing or a curse, it depends on this knife. ”
Liu Er carefully used a knife to pull open the fat man's belly, although this scumbag is not good at mathematics, physics and chemistry, and the language is not good at memorization, but its biological and physiological knowledge is quite good, he actually knows a lot of knowledge of human body structure, under the command of Mu Hongyan, unhurried, unhurried, methodically and successfully opened the fat man's belly layer by layer.
"Oh, I'll go, it's really a baby and ten treasures!"
I saw that in the fat man's dantian, there was a row of naughty and cute little guys, kicking their legs, opening their mouths, and two of them were still fighting, making trouble in the heavenly palace.
These little guys all have a tentacle on their heads, big eyes, small noses, and look exactly like the children of the mortal race, just pulled out of the fat man's belly, they crawled around, and a few of them even climbed onto the body of the Panpan girl, arching in front of her, making the big girl's little face red, and I don't know how to get better for a while.
"The fat man's nutrition is really good, he has given birth to so many, and each one is not small, and it is estimated that each one has seven or eight pounds! I'll go, how many are there? I didn't count them just now, if you want, you quickly gather them together, count them, how many are there? When the fat man wakes up in a while, I will have an explanation. ”
Ruoruo and Miss Pan'er are all over the house catching children, often catching this one, and that one runs away, these little things look exactly the same, and I haven't counted how many there are for a long time!
Because Liu Er froze the fat man first, so until the operation was completed, the fat man did not shed too much blood, Liu Er carefully sewed the fat man's skin layer by layer, and this second obstetrics and gynecology operation in the immortal world was completed in this way, and it seemed to be quite successful.
"Very good, very good, I didn't expect my Liu Er to be the director of surgery. ”
Liu Er patted the fat man's fat belly, covered the fat man with a quilt, and breathed a sigh of relief, feeling very good about himself, and a little swollen for a while.
"I'll go! Ruoruo, there's a little thing, crawl out the door!"
Liu Er shouted, couldn't care about pride anymore, and hurriedly jumped out of the door, picked up this naughty little thing, and prepared to put it in the fat man's bed.
As soon as he raised his head, he saw Jiang Qianfan and Pan Tao Yanran walking over from the front yard with a Lang Zhong......