"Sell pork, sell piglets, sell pig's trotters."

A shout rang out in the bazaar.

This swineherd sells not pork, but whole pigs.

"You pig, are you home-raised? you won't get miscellaneous goods, right?" a middle-aged man in a plain robe frowned slightly.

The swineherd's face immediately sank, "This objective, if you buy it, you can take a look for yourself, if you don't buy it, then don't say something slanderous, after all, I just belong to a small business." I don't lie to you, my pig is indeed not the best ingredient enjoyed by those princes and nobles, if you really want to be a high-quality pig, no, turn left, and see that the six-story restaurant is not, that is inside. ”

The middle-aged man was red-faced, and in the midst of the pointing and pointing of the people around him, he immediately threw off his sleeves and left.

And at this moment, as the swineherd shouted, no matter how close anyone approached, he gave a thumbs up: "Old horse, your pork is indeed not bad, let's say a word of conscience, although it is not as good as the quality of the first-class meat, it is also considered to be above average." We poor people, it's good to have meat to eat, how can we care about the quality of pork. It's good to have something to eat, but you guys, don't you? ”

Some people around laughed and coaxed, "Yes, there's nothing wrong." ”

"It's such a reason, the old horse has been working with us for many years, and the meat he sells, I can rest assured that the old cow!"

As he spoke, he said to the swineherd, who was nearly forty years old: "Old horse, come and weigh fifty pounds!

"Okay"

After the swineherd shouted, a piglet weighing nearly sixty pounds was caught in the pigpen with sharp hands and feet.

He snorted in surprise, sighed a few words, and said angrily: "Old Niu, you are lucky today, this is the wild boar that Lao Tzu lost before!"

The old cow was overjoyed when he heard this, laughed, and took out a money bag happily, as if it had been prepared in advance, and he said without changing his face: "I have prepared it for you a long time ago, Lao Tzu and others like to eat your pork." ”

The swineherd smiled implicitly, "Thank you for your presence."

After the strong man surnamed Niu left, the people around him immediately rushed up: "Pony, come, catch a smaller one for the eldest mother." ”

"Pony, that's it, yes, yes, the seventy-pound one, look at it dancing so happily, the meat must be delicious. ”

The swineherd surnamed Ma immediately replied: "Haole."

Immediately, he skillfully caught the two, paid the money with one hand, and delivered the goods with the other.

In this way, in just half an hour, nearly thirty pigs of this swineherd were sold out.

The handymen who came in a hurry were disappointed, and they couldn't help asking: "Old Ma, why did your pork sell so quickly."

The swineherd surnamed Ma smiled implicitly, "It's all the strong support of the neighbors."

At last he packed up his belongings, picked up the sticks and tied them, placed them on the fence, and left.

and came to a grove.

He approached with ease, and when he looked up, he saw that a small number of people were waiting for him.

He was not surprised, took out the money bags, and returned them one by one.

And he took out of his bosom what he had gained today, and gave him nearly fifty taels of silver.

Only a dozen piglets remained.

The swineherd smiled lightly and said to himself, "Tomorrow after tomorrow, tomorrow is so much, how much." ”

Immediately with a shout, the piglets were driven back to their homes again.

After half a month of repeating the cycle, he became the best pork seller of pork in this market.

This swineherd is none other than Sima Yuan's mental projection.

But I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet.

After he earned nearly 10,000 taels of silver, the incident happened.

The defendant sent.

This swineherd surnamed Ma was directly ordered by the county master and sent to prison.

In prison, he went up and down, and took out more than 9,000 taels before he could feed the whole job.

Three days later, he came out.

But this time, he flew away and didn't go to the market.

I went to a ferry port in Fengling Ferry and worked as a boatman.

"Come on, come on, start the boat, open the boat, ten cents a piece, ten cents a piece, and you will be able to swim all over the supreme scenery of the Jialin River. ”

There is a pair of fairies who seem to have walked out of the painting with a slight frown, "Ten cents, so expensive?"

Sima Yuan will return to his original appearance, and after hearing this, he was stunned and said: "Fairy, ten cents, it's cheap enough, no matter how little you do, you won't be able to support a family." ”

The fairy looked at the slightly dirty little sailboat with some disgust, raised his eyebrows and picked again, and after the last entangled bargaining, he made a deal for eight cents, and took the fairy around the five miles.

Sima Yuan called out, and when the small sailboat reached the center of the river, his eyes glancing at the fairy seemed to glow a little.

He said unintentionally, "This is the first time the fairy has gone far away?"

The fairy was not in a high mood and sighed lightly.

Sima Yuan laughed loudly: "Since the fairy is traveling for the first time, I wonder if you have brought enough coils?"

The fairy looked vigilant and looked at Sima Yuan: "What do you mean?"

Sima Yuan smiled and rubbed his hands: "Hahahaha, this, this, I've been a little tight lately, can you find a fairy to help?"

The fairy shook her head desperately, "No, no, no, the three thousand taels of silver on my body were exchanged for my mother's jewelry and dowry, and I can't give it to you!"

Three thousand taels, Sima Yuan shuddered, can this mud horse be held by a fairy like you with confidence?

Wealth touches people's hearts, and evil is born from the side of the gall.

He viciously threatened, "Call out the silver!!"

"Otherwise, I'll let you eat a meal of hob meat to taste!!"

Unexpectedly, the fairy's frightened expression suddenly changed color, and he said coldly: "I heard that there is a boatman on this Jialin River, who likes to rip off customers, it turns out to be you!"

This stealing customer is not a slaughtering wallet, but a real slaughter.

After killing people, they were thrown directly into the river to feed the fish.

Sima Yuan's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he was puffed, and a sword light suddenly came.

poked several holes directly in him.

He died a tragic death on the spot.

Afterwards, the fairy killed the 'slaughtering boatman' and was famous in the rivers and lakes, and was once called the 'demon killer fairy'.

The fairy did not notice that instead of approaching the corpse, the man-eating pomfrets, man-eating crocodiles, and vampire eels that had pounced like wolves and tigers at the sight of a certain point of blood, formed a strange whirlpool of fish to protect it.

Just kidding, this is the way of heaven, who dares to eat it.

I don't know how long it took, but the corpse, under the protection of this group of man-eating crocodiles and man-eating pomfrets, slipped down to a certain reed.

In the reeds, there seems to be the sound of girls singing and laughing.

Some people sing loudly and melodiously, and some people whisper softly, which makes people think about it.

But none of this has anything to do with this corpse.

"Ahh

"Ahh

Well, it matters now.