Chapter 137: The Ventriloquist

There is a poem that says, if you want to be poor, go to the next level.

So not suitable on Baiyan Mountain, Su Yang and Yan Ruyu are on this Baiyan Mountain, but see the clouds and mist Feifei, the smoke and clouds rise and close, look down from the top, the smoke swirls and fog covers, the sky is full of green, and it is not far at all, and then look back at this mountain, there is a natural pond in the middle, the water surface is wide, there are gaps on the east and west sides, pouring down, the water and stones are intertwined, and the roar is loud.

Originally, the Guanyin Temple here is completely gone, even the shadow of a monk is gone, on the top of this mountain, there is a group of scholars and teachers wandering around in this mountain, Mr. always out of the question, the following students answer each other correctly, but everyone has made a few poems, to select a few excellent chiseled poems on the mountain.

In addition to this group of scholars, there are also some landlords, bringing food and drink, gathered together in this mountain, and there are also large families with their own families to come to this mountain to play, but such people have families in front and back, ordinary people can easily see the true face of the relatives inside, and the story of this scholar and the young lady is difficult to happen.

Yan Ruyu held a small bag in her hand, and was selecting pumice stones in this mountain, but whenever she got the pumice stones, she must be examined twice, so that she could make a choice, Su Yang saw her body bullying Haoxue, her face was hibiscus, her every move was calm and elegant, and she saw a beautiful woman who could move people's hearts on weekdays, Su Yang was not overlooked, but she was also familiar with Yan Ruyu recently, and there was nothing unusual and eye-catching in Zuo Jin, so she took a few more glances at Yan Ruyu.

Yan Ruyu is also a book immortal, quite a talent, at this time by Su Yang, naturally sensed Su Yang's gaze, his face couldn't help but have a red glow, turned his face, and looked at Su Yang angrily.

"I also looked around this mountain, and I only found you a fairy. ”

Su Yang didn't blush when he spoke, he pulled out one of the azaleas beside him, handed it over, and changed the topic: "How about keeping this flower in the temple?"

Yan Ruyu took the cuckoo, looked up and down, and said, "It's good", and then pointed to a Taoist aunt who had just climbed the mountain, and said, "Look, that's the fairy you are looking for." ”

Su Yang looked at it, and saw that the Taoist aunt was in her thirties, handsome and dignified, wearing a Taoist robe, with a wooden hairpin on her head, a bell jingling around her waist, holding a small flag in one hand, writing "Immortals give medicine, all diseases are eliminated", and the other hand is holding the dust and shaking it from side to side, which is accompanied by smoke in the mountains, and it really seems to be a fairy among the people.

Immortals give medicine?

Both of these are ordinary fools.

"She's a fairy?"

Su Yang still asked Yan Ruyu, he knew that his eyes could see through ghosts, but some monsters and immortals in this world could hide from his eyes, but in his heart, he felt that this Dao Gu was a charlatan.

"You'll find out when you go talk to her. ”

Yan Ruyu looked down at the stone, and said this to send Su Yang away, this person's eyes were always on her, and sometimes stopped in front of her waist and back, she couldn't stand it as a yellow flower girl.

Su Yang looked at the Dao Gu for a while, seeing that the Dao Gu leaned on the crowded place intentionally or unintentionally, shaking the bell on her waist to attract people's attention, and then looking at the woman and a scholar inside, he had a number in his heart.

"There's no need to talk about it, this woman is mediocre, at most she is a god, where you have such a fairy appearance. ”

Su Yang took out a few small bags from the gossip bag, put them on top of the stone, Yan Ruyu put down the cuckoo in his hand, and saw that what Su Yang took out were red dates, melon seeds, dried tofu, variegated sugar, and a little fruit preserves, all of which Su Yang bought yesterday and brought them out when he left today.

"Ruyu, what do you think of that scholar?"

Su Yang handed the dried tofu to Yan Ruyu, and pointed to the students who were playing in the landscape and reciting poems on the side, and Su Yang was referring to the middle one, who looked white and clean, looked like a handsome guy, spoke and behaved generously, and the clothes he wore were also silk and satin.

Yan Ruyu nibbled on dried tofu, stared at the scholar for a while, and said: "This kind of person has few muscles and bones, but he is spiritual, and he looks very good, but it must be Jin Yu outside, and he is a soft bone, which makes people unreliable." ”

Although there is a saying that people know their faces but do not know their hearts, a person's inner cultivation is usually exposed, and through these observations of his aura, he can also see people's seven, seven, eight, eight.

"His name is Zhang Shan. ”

Su Yang said to Yan Ruyu.

As soon as he said this, Yan Ruyu immediately knew that when Cai Fu was killed last night, Cai Fu once greeted an old man, claiming that this old man was angry with his son Zhang Shan, and at this time he knew that this scholar was Zhang Shan, Yan Ruyu couldn't help but snort lightly.

In the Yin Division, unfilial piety is a felony, Su Yang was in the examination of the City God, the questions he answered were also mostly about filial piety, after learning that Zhang Shan gambled and killed his father, Sha Fulin cut Zhang Shanfulu in the book of life and death, life expectancy, just waiting for Zhang Shanshou to count, and then took him to Yin Si to ask for guilt.

"Take a closer look at this Zhang Shan and that woman. ”

Su Yang said to Yan Ruyu.

Yan Ruyu also watched these two people, and after a while, he saw these two people eyebrows, and knew in his heart that he was afraid that this Zhang Shan was playing a game here and wanted to deceive his classmates.

Sure enough, after the female Taoist priest approached the scholar, Zhang Shan began to coax inside, using words to tease the female Taoist.

At this time, female Taoist priests are not a good profession, and many female Taoist priests in Taoist temples are really the same as the girls in the Qinglou, so these scholars see it, and they are also light-spoken.

"Humph!"

I saw that the female Taoist priest shook off the dust, looked at the scholars around her coldly, and said sharply: "You scholars don't know how to be cautious in words and deeds, you really read the master's book into the dog's belly......" and shouted at Zhang Shan, who took the lead in teasing him: "Zhang Shan, you are filial piety, and you dare to say such frivolous words?"

As soon as he said this, Zhang Shan's face turned pale, and he trembled at the female Taoist priest, and he couldn't make a sound.

"Li Shi!"

"Li Gen!"

"Zhao Wei!"

"Wang Xiang!"

"Feng Duyi!"

"Zhu Xiangren!"

As soon as the female Taoist priest opened her mouth, she called the names of these scholars clearly, and all the scholars here were frightened at once, and they were silent one by one, looking at the female crown in front of her, and then she understood in her heart that this female crown had "real skills".

"The immortals forgive me......

Zhang Shan knelt on the ground and begged the female Taoist priest again and again, and the female Taoist priest stretched out his hand a little, Zhang Shan immediately stopped his mouth, whining in his mouth, grabbing his mouth with both hands, but he was still speechless.

After this hand, it was really made that the students here knelt on the ground one by one and begged for the forgiveness of the female Taoist priest.

"Am I the kind of person who wants your life for the slightest offense with a word? ”

The female Taoist priest took a pinched posture, looked at Mr. Teach, her eyes were cold, and she shouted: "Liu Ruibo, you have also committed a lot of crimes! On August 13 last year, when you lost the money you were carrying, she grabbed a woman who was close to her, said that she searched her body, stretched out her hand to do everything, and the money was never found, and she hid it on her body, and picked up people's clothes...... The woman committed suicide when she turned around, and who will pay for this unjust debt?"

As soon as he said this, the teaching gentleman also turned pale, and he knelt on the ground with a plop, kowtowing to the female Taoist priest again and again.

This matter has never been in the archives of the City God Temple, but looking at the performance of this teaching gentleman, but in fact, Su Yang paused, planning not to break it first, and see what development this matter will have in the future.

Sure enough, the female Taoist priest named the scholar in front of him one by one, and what she said was their personal privacy, and the strange woman in front of her made everything clear, and they knew that "there is a god with three feet on the head" is not false.

"It's not that I want to spare your lives, it's this Lord Yama who wants to ask for your lives!"

The female Taoist priest said coldly: "There is a way that is a calamity of Zhaozhao, the punishment of the underworld, Zhang Shan, your family property is all ruined, Liu Ruibo, you broke your leg last year, Feng Qianyi, you are not feeling well now, these are all the Hades Lord punishing you in the underworld!"

After saying this, the female Taoist priest turned around in a dashing manner and was about to leave.

"Dao Chief, help! Dao Chief, help!"

Zhang Shan, who was in front, opened his mouth at the moment, and hurriedly ran to the female Taoist, knelt down with a plop, kept kowtowing, and begged the female Taoist to save their lives.

The scholars in the back followed suit, and they all followed closely behind, and after being intimidated by this female Taoist, they really felt that their life was at the end of their life, and this female Taoist priest was their first chance of life.

The female Taoist priest looked at them for a long time, and finally sighed, her voice was full of compassion, and sighed: "Okay, today I walked on Baiyan Mountain, and saw that the fairyland here is amazing, so I left this remnant, and now I am with you, it is also fate, and I have to save you, but ......"

"Although the immortal chief is powerful, we will definitely give everything to repay the kindness of the immortal chief. ”

Zhang Shan took the lead and took out all his silver.

Seeing this, the scholars in the back also took out the silver taels one by one, and soon in front of this Zhang Shan, the silver taels were piled up in a pile, and after a rough calculation, there were hundreds of taels of silver.

"It's good ......"

The female Taoist priest said: "Then I will invite Lord Yama and talk to you, if Lord Yama can speak, he will naturally be able to spare you, if Lord Yama refuses to forgive you, then there is nothing I can do." ”

What a big breath.

Su Yang knocked on the melon seeds and looked at the female Taoist, as the son-in-law of the Wheel King, let alone the King of Yama, even his father-in-law did not dare to invite easily, but this female Taoist priest could open this mouth.

According to the requirements of the female Taoist, this please God needs to be in a very secluded and closed place, no one on the left and right, which is in the deep mountains, naturally it is impossible to find this place, under Zhang Shan's suggestion, everyone will bring the place of the meal to bully, surrounded on all sides, but it is just so that the female Taoist can "settle" in it.

Everyone knelt on the ground and did not dare to raise their heads, and then they listened to the wind in the curtain, and looked at the corners of the cloth from the corner of their eyes, but they did not move at all, and then they heard the wind inside for a while, and the ghosts cried for a while, and there seemed to be magma bursting out from the ground, and thousands of ghosts came together......

Su Yang's hand that was eating melon seeds stopped.

Is there a ventriloquist in Beijing?

Chat fasting, ventriloquism!

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