Chapter 501: It's said that he is a domineering president, and he is pretending to be evil and crazy
"It's done!?"
Looking at the figure of Guanyin Bodhisattva, who disappeared into the sky in the blink of an eye, Jiang Liu lowered his head and looked at the forbidden hoop in his hand, although there were three points of joy in his eyes, but more of them were still surprised.
In fact, Jiang Liu and Sun Wukong played a wave of double reeds, and at the beginning they didn't say that they wanted to plan the forbidden hoop, but simply found an excuse to let Sun Wukong kill the Hydra and the Halloween Princess.
One is to avoid the existence of the little white dragon in the hands of Guanyin when these two handles are pinched, and the other is to prevent the two of them from entering the purple bamboo forest and becoming a resistance when they fight with the West Tianling Mountain in the future.
After all, Guanyin came suddenly and brought the soul of the little white dragon with him, and Jiang Liu didn't have so much time to think about it, so naturally he couldn't think of it so far.
The reason why I want to plan the forbidden hoop is just to try, after punching and kicking Sun Wukong, I thought about the scene of the real and false Monkey King, so I repeated the old trick.
To be honest, Jiang Liu was only in the form of trying, and did not hold out hope.
However, I didn't expect that in the end, it actually succeeded? This made Jiang Liu happy and surprised at the same time.
However, although I was surprised, it was not a bad thing, so the last forbidden hoop, Jiang Liu naturally put it away.
"Master, how did my old grandson play just now?" Guanyin left, Sun Wukong naturally didn't need to pretend anymore, and asked Jiang Liu with a smile.
"Well, that's good, I'll give you an Oscar statuette!" Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Jiang Liu smiled with great satisfaction, and raised his thumb and praised.
"Hey, hey, hey......" was praised by Jiang Liu, Sun Wukong smiled like a flower, and his tail behind his buttocks was dangling, obviously very happy.
Zhu Bajie next to him was not surprised that Sun Wukong suddenly changed his face, after all, he had just played that wave, and Zhu Bajie also helped.
But Sha Wujing next to him, listening to the conversation between the master and Sun Wukong, how could he not understand that he was just acting?
"Hey, in this team, am I stupid? Even the second senior brother can see through it? But I don't see through it? My IQ can't even compare to the second senior brother? He's a pig!" Sha Wujing lowered his head, thinking silently in his heart, the more he thought about it, the more terrible he felt.
"Hey, hey, Master, you just said that if I can distract Guanyin Bodhisattva, you will teach me another trick of picking up girls?"
After the dust settled, Zhu Bajie stepped forward twice, rubbed his hands, and looked at Jiang Liu with anticipation and shyness.
"Warriors!"
Listening to Zhu Bajie's words, thinking of what he said to Guanyin Bodhisattva just now, Jiang Liu also gave a thumbs up and praised it.
Jiang Liu just asked him to think of a way to divide Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart, but he didn't expect that he would dare to say those words.
"Master, don't be busy praising the old pig, what about the brand-new pickling skills you said!?"
Unlike Sun Wukong, who is beautiful when he gets praise, Zhu Bajie is more pragmatic and needs substantial benefits, so he is not happy about Jiang Liu's praise, and his mind is on the new tricks that the master has promised to pick up girls.
"Well...... this"
At that time, what new pickling techniques were just temporary excuses for Jiang Liu, and suddenly Zhu Bajie wanted what kind of pickling techniques? How can Jiang Liu give it for a while?
In his last life, he was single, and in this life, he just talked about a girlfriend in Gaoyang, and when it comes to it, Jiang Liu himself has no experience.
I taught him some earthy love words before, and it can be said that he emptied all the goods in his stomach, where is there any new earthy love words to teach him?
"Master?" Seeing Jiang Liu's thoughtful appearance, Zhu Bajie's eyes were full of expectation, staring at Jiang Liu tightly.
Apparently, waiting for his so-called new pickle trick.
"Ahem......" After being silent for a moment, Jiang Liu cleared his throat and said, "Actually, Bajie, about the matter of pickling girls, let's teach you another trick for the teacher!"
"Okay, Master, say it quickly!" nodded busily, and Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up.
Sha Wujing next to him looked calm, but he also quietly pricked up his ears to listen.
As for Sun Wukong, he is bored.
Pickled girls? The love between men and women is already in trouble, and they take the initiative to provoke it? Isn't this asking for trouble for yourself?
It's just that although he complained about the words in his heart, Sun Wukong couldn't help but think of the appearance of Zixia Fairy in his mind......
"There is a very classic piece of advice for you, licking a dog is not a good death! Bajie, you have to remember this sentence clearly!" Jiang Liu's face was serious, and he said to Zhu Bajie seriously.
"What is licking a dog?"
Scratching his head with a loose mane, Zhu Bajie looked dazed, and said, "Master, your words are too profound, what do you mean? Also, I'm not a dog, I'm a pig!"
"The so-called licking dog is actually an adjective, describing the kind of good that pours out the heart and lungs of a woman and does not ask for anything in return, and besides, do you know that you are stalking about the woman you like?"
"Master, doesn't this mean my old pig?" Jiang Liu's words made Bajie react.
However, after reacting, Zhu Bajie became even more strange: "Master, shouldn't this be the case when you see a woman you like? Otherwise, how can you pursue it?"
"You taste, you taste, think about it yourself first, and then talk about it......"
How should I pursue it? Jiang Liu himself is also confused, how can he have any experience?
However, on the surface, it is light and light, and Zhizhu is in his hands.
"Oh, I see, Master, my old pig understands!"
After thinking for a while, suddenly, Zhu Bajie suddenly realized his appearance, and said: "Master, you have walked all the way, and all the fairies and demon girls rushed to stick to you, but you have never shown that you want to pursue women!"
"Also, Brother Monkey is the same, but there is also Fairy Zixia who is fond of him? So, Master, do you mean that if you want to pursue girls, you have to be like you?"
"Understanding!"
Zhu Bajie's words made Jiang Liu give a thumbs up, nodded, and said: "That's right, it should be said to be a domineering president, pretending to be evil and crazy!
"Domineering president?evil and crazy?" Zhu Bajie didn't know much about these two words, and he didn't seem to understand them.
Every word is separated, and Zhu Bajie recognizes it, but what does it mean when it is put together, Zhu Bajie finds that he doesn't quite understand.
"Master, I, I'm back......" It's just that before Jiang Liu could continue to explain, suddenly, a familiar voice sounded.
It turned out that after talking for a while, the little white dragon Ao Lie slowly opened his eyes and was completely resurrected.
"Xiaobai, are you okay? This is really good!" Seeing Ao Lie wake up, Sun Wukong was the first to react and said happily.
"Sure enough, welcome back, don't do such a stupid thing in the future!" Seeing that Ao Lie had woken up, Jiang Liu naturally didn't have the heart to discuss with Zhu Bajie what skills to pick up girls, and his heart was also relaxed.
"Master, I'm sorry......" Hearing Jiang Liu's words, Ao Lie lowered his head slightly and said, "Actually, I didn't know what was going on with me before, that is, inexplicably, I withdrew my move!"
"It's because of the body's instinctive withdrawal that it seems that the princess of all saints is more important in your heart than you think!" Hearing the words of the little white dragon Ao Lie, Jiang Liu's heart sighed secretly.
Of course, this sentence is not spoken.
"Wait, Master, the two of them, they are both ......" After being resurrected, there was no time to rejoice, and suddenly, the little white dragon Ao Lie pointed to the corpses of the whispering Hydra and the Ten Thousand Saints Princess, looking surprised.
"Xiaobai, these two guys have killed you, my old grandson knocked them to death and avenged you! Let them all scatter!"
"Kill them, hey, actually, there's nothing wrong with them, after all, it's just how good I am, and it's not me that she likes......"
Although Xiaobai was killed quite miserably, he was more open-minded, and when he heard that Hydra and the Princess of All Saints were scattered, he sighed and said with emotion.
Looking at the question of right and wrong in the mouth of the little white dragon, Sun Wukong pouted: "Between heaven and earth, the weak and the strong eat, how can there be any right and wrong? In the past five hundred years, my old grandson has been pressed by Rulai under the Five Finger Mountain and has not been angry, what is there to be angry about if his skills are not as good as others? My old grandson is just deceived by Rulai......
Looking at the appearance of the little white dragon Ao Lie, Jiang Liu opened his mouth, wanting to say that his Soul Returning Curse's divine skill might be able to resurrect them?
At the same time, Jiang Liu also happened to want to test whether the Soul Resurrection Spell could really resurrect all the people whose souls were scattered.
However, when these words came to his lips, Jiang Liu swallowed them again.
Although from a neutral point of view, Hydra and the Halloween Princess are indeed not very wrong, but they are not the same, and if they are really resurrected, they are completely causing trouble for themselves.
Why resurrect them?
Besides, killing them was killed by himself and Sun Wukong acting a double reed, and now they are resurrected because of the emotion of the little white dragon? Isn't this too indecisive?
As for experimenting with the Soul Rejuvenation Spell, there will be a chance to experiment slowly in the future, so why rush to test it now and cause trouble for yourself?
Shaking his head secretly, what Jiang Liu was about to say just now swallowed back, and there was no meaning to say anything more.
Immediately, my heart moved, and I silently recited: Shopping mall!
I've now reached level 60 and unlocked the functions of the mall, so now I have time to study what is going on in the mall.
With Jiang Liu's silent thoughts, a translucent interface appears in front of the future's eyes.