Chapter Seventy-Five: The Mountain Monarch is Please

In the middle of the night, a second visitor came to the haunted house.

At this time, the space rippled.

Not much.

The sarcophagus has been transformed into a high bed, the dried corpse on the ground has become a vase, and the gloomy burial chamber has been transformed into an elegantly furnished guest room.

On the other hand, the visitor was obviously impatient, listening to the urgent and heavy sound, he was afraid that he was about to get on his feet.

Li Changan glanced at Ma San, and the group of ghosts looked up in a daze.

He had to lead the group of ghosts and Mrs. Huyan to the front yard, instructed the woman to hide, and asked Ma San to open the door to welcome the guests.

"It turned out to be the Willow Messenger. ”

After greeting in front of the door, Ma San introduced a man.

The Taoist priest raised his eyes and looked, but he was happy.

This man's appearance is really funny.

The upper half is dressed in a Confucian shirt and a square scarf, but the lower half is dressed in a floral skirt. With rouge on his face and a silk scarf in his hand, he walked like a boneless, swaying all the way to the atrium, looking around with a pair of triangular eyes, and spitting out a snake letter when he opened his mouth.

"Hey, Ma Sanla, isn't your master here?"

Ma San followed in, with the same wooden appearance on his face

"My master heard that Shanjun's wife was newly mourned, and he was worried that Shanjun had no one around him to serve the pillow, and he happened to meet a beautiful woman nearby, and he was about to arrest the woman and present it to Shanjun. ”

"Your master has a heart, but he doesn't have to. ”

The snake demon shook the silk scarf lightly with his orchid fingers, and Ma San was silent and hid farther away. The snake spirit didn't care, only covered her red lips with a silk scarf, and said in a greasy voice:

"Shanjun patrolled the mountains yesterday and got a stunning beauty, that handsome, even the fox spirit from Qingqiu can't catch up, at that time, Shanjun decided that the beauty is the next wife!"

As he spoke, he took out Zhang Dahong's post.

"I'm here today to deliver invitations. ”

"Congratulations to the mountain gentleman. ”

Ma San was happy, but his tone was a little undulating, this snake demon was boring, and his eyes fell on Li Changan, who was watching the excitement next to him.

"Ouch, where did you come from, the little brother, the face is very raw?"

Several people had already prepared, and Ma San said unhurriedly:

"This is a distant cousin of my master. ”

"The old ghost's cousin?"

Saying this, the snake demon was interested, and circled around Li Changan twice, and the snake letter probed a few times in the air.

"Weird, how is it alive?"

Li Changan was perfunctory.

"Contemptible people are not ghosts, they are naturally alive. ”

"Isn't it a ghost, is it a demon?" the snake demon thought that the relatives of this ghost were naturally also monsters, so he leaned out the letter again, "But why don't you have any demon flavor?"

"It's not a good thing to be a demon lately. ”

"Why is it so human?"

"It's a coincidence that it's a monster that has become a human. ”

"It's a strange thing to be a monster turned into a human!"

The snake pointed at his fingers and calculated.

"Our snake has become a snake demon, and the mouse has become a mouse demon, has this person become ......?"

He slapped his head.

"By the way, it's a shemale!"

Shemale?

The expression on Li Changan's face froze for a moment.

It is said that the snake hits seven inches. The Taoist priest's eyes burned and swept up and down the snake demon, but he didn't know where the snake that turned into a human shape, where was the seven inches?

"Scared, this little brother ......"

The snake demon's handkerchief covered his face, revealing a pair of triangular eyes and turning towards Li Changan.

“...... The eyes are straight and not penetrating, our family is a serious male monster. ”

After that, he stuffed the red post into Ma San's arms.

"We still have posts to send, so let's leave. ”

........................

"In this way, the old ghost really only wants to pull the red line?"

After the snake demon left, Li Changan thought for a while, felt that it was quite related, and after careful inquiry, he finally knew what was going on.

It turned out that there was a "mountain king" living in the nearby mountains, and his wife had just died, and it happened that the two of them were passing by here, but the woman's appearance was chic, and the old ghost was anxious to lick the ditch of the mountain king, and he moved his mind when he came and went......

"Phew!" Mrs. Huyan took a sip, "this pickled old thing!"

The Taoist priest smiled and didn't say anything, just thinking about what is the way of this mountain king?

The word "mountain king", in ancient books, one refers to the tiger, and the other refers to the mountain god.

He turned his head and asked Ma San.

"This mountain king, is it a fierce tiger who has attained the Tao, or is it a god in the mountain?"

"Huh. ”

There was a rare expression on Ma San's face, but it was mocking and disdainful.

"The Taoist is too high-minded, where is the tiger demon and the mountain god, it's just an old man. ”

"This old mandrill has a bit of Taoism, and took advantage of the efforts of this troubled world to gather a large number of mountain spirits and wild monsters, and took the name of 'Mountain King' himself. ”

"The mandrill is so promiscuous that it is better to take away the beautiful woman, but his disposition is so vicious that the woman he plunders is either tortured to death by him or committed suicide in disgrace, and counting the one before him, fifty or sixty beautiful women have been taken away by him and died of humiliation. ”

After listening to this.

Li Changan sighed, this world is really sinister everywhere.

was just a quick way to get rid of an old ghost, but it involved a monster mountain king. This monster is really human-like, and when there are many of them, they collude with each other.

But at this point, Li Changan also figured out how to deal with this group of resentful ghosts, that is......

Whatever!

Since he doesn't harm people, let him go! He is a Taoist priest, and he is not an angel judge, and he can still punish people's crimes?

In the final analysis, Taoist priests do not have any dreams of "universal harmony". In this chaotic world, all we can do is to take care of the things around us and get rid of the evil in front of us.

So, the Taoist priest was no longer entangled, and was about to order the ghosts to escort Mrs. Huyan home.

At this time.

"Knock knock. ”

There was another knock on the door.

Isn't that the snake demon seeing some flaws and going back again?

..................

instructed the woman to hide again, and Li Changan opened the door with Ma San this time.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw a majestic figure blocking the door, as if looking at the stone beast next to the door.

"Accidentally lost ......"

When the door opened, the man turned his face, and was stunned for a moment, then covered his face and turned away.

Li Changan hurriedly stepped forward and called:

"But Brother Yan?"

............

"It's not that Yan is ungrateful, but he is really ashamed of the Taoist. ”

Li Changan stopped the visitor, but he didn't think that it was really Yan Xinglie, who had just been separated for a long time.

The Taoist priest pulled the bearded man in and asked what was going on?

"After separating from the Taoist leader, I was afraid of being discovered by the White Lotus Sect, so I also kept walking in the wilderness, but I was still discovered by a good hand and sneak attacked, and when I finally repelled the good hand, I turned around and ......."

The bearded man has a guilty face, and it is difficult to say a word.

Li Changan looked at him carefully and found that he was not only alone, but even the cloak and armor on his body were gone, and he had a matching sword on his body.

"The enchantress?"

"It's gone. ”

"Your yellow horse?"

"I lost it too. ”

"And what about your talisman?"

In this Zhenfu Division, it seems that Yan Xinglie was born in the battlefield and became a monk halfway through the arts, except for martial arts, all the skills are in those objects.

"It's all gone on the horse...... I was healing...... Hey, forget it. ”

The bearded man is happy.

"After that, I searched in the mountains for a while, but I lost my way here. ”

What else can you say? Disasters don't go alone.

Li Changan pondered for a moment and asked, "Next, what is Brother Yan going to do?"

The bearded man gritted his teeth.

"I have to ask for help from the division. ”

"You're not afraid ......"

The Taoist priest didn't finish speaking, but the bearded man nodded and smiled bitterly.

"Oh...... There is no other way. ”

"I don't even know if the demon girl is dead or alive, whether she has returned to the White Lotus Sect, or if she has fallen into the hands of someone else?"

Li Changan was about to nod, but suddenly a flash of inspiration appeared.

"I have a clue?"

As he spoke, he asked for the wedding card from Ma San and placed it in front of Yan Xinglie.

"Shanjun is invited, I don't know if Brother Yan will appreciate his face?

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