The poem says:

Bright as a peach and plum, cold as frost, wearing plain clothes to cover red.

The three-foot Qingfeng is always in his hand, and there is a cold soldier in his sleeve.

The group night is known for being frightened, and it is lost before it happens.

Sword warriors help the needy, who says that women are not as good as Lang?

The breeze is blowing, and the day is over.

On the lonely and desolate country road, from west to east, two people slowly walked over, but look at these two people, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin. One of the thin man's arms was always on the back of the fat man's neck, and he was reluctant to take it down. Perhaps because they had been on the road for too long, they both had sweat on their foreheads, their bodies were tired and tight, and their steps were pitifully small, and when their feet fell to the ground, they made a burst of "pop, pop" sounds.

Walking, walking, the thin man's footsteps suddenly stopped, let the fat man urge in every way, no longer willing to move half a step forward, gasped a few times, raised his hand to wipe the sweat on his forehead indiscriminately, spat on the ground, and grumbled: "His grandmother's, if you go on like this, when will you get home?

The fat man gave him a fierce look, and scolded: "What's the point of whining and? Walk slowly! Before dark, we can rush back!"

The thin man turned his eyes sideways, glanced at the fat man, and saw that his angry appearance was very scary, but he didn't think so, hehe smiled, and said, "Brother, it's not a brother's complaining, I really can't walk," stretched out his hand, stroked his left buttocks, and flattened his mouth: "Look, my brother is injured here, and it hurts so much that I can't take a step at all!"

Although the fat man is angry in his heart, it is a fact after all, and it is not easy to have a seizure. Holding the pergola in his hand, he glanced around, and suddenly saw that not far ahead, there was a very thick willow tree, standing alone on the side of the road, and said, "Ah, let's go, Zhu Er! Let's go there and rest for a while, and when we get better, it's not too late to hurry!"

"Oh, this is the best!" the thin man Zhu Er said happily.

The brothers supported each other, and walked to the tree, as soon as the fat man let go, Zhu Er fell to the ground with a "bang", stretched out his hand to stroke his buttocks, and kept shouting: "Zhu Da, you have been cut by a thousand knives, you want to fall to death!"

Zhu Da was too lazy to take care of him, took care of himself, sat down next to the tree trunk, closed his eyes and rested. Zhu Er secretly scolded a few words, got up with difficulty, and found a place where the roots of the tree protruded from the surface, but sat down next to his right buttocks, bit his lip and scolded: "His grandmother is a bear, this time she came out to make a living, not only did she not steal anything, but she also drilled an eye on her ass, which is really unlucky!"

"Who can blame this?" Listening to his non-stop complaints, Zhu Da's heart was full of anger, his evil eyebrows rose, and he glared and shouted: "I don't do serious work, but I just got into the girl's house to fool around, dragging me down and almost catching someone, and I lost the guy who ate, hum! You deserve to be hairpinned!" he said, and poked him hard at the temple.

Zhu Er knew that he was wrong, so he couldn't refute it, so he smirked and said: "Brother, you can't say that, after being discovered, I ...... Haven't I already escaped from the house!But who knows, that girl will actually use the hairpin as a dart and pierce my ass so painfully!" said as he stroked the pierced ass with his hand.

Looking at the ghost appearance of his hippie smiling face, Zhu Da only felt angry and funny, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Okay! It's polite enough that you didn't stab you! As the old saying goes, if you eat a trench, you will grow wise, and you will do things in the future, but don't be confused again, do you hear?"

Zhu Er hurriedly said "um": "Brother, don't worry! I have written it down, from now on, I promise that I will never again......!"

"Just what?"

Zhu Er scratched his scalp and muttered with a frustrated face: "It's just that my wound is really painful right now, and there are still several miles to go from our house here, how can I go back?"

Zhu Dabai glanced at him, and snorted: "Don't worry about this! I saw the ...... over there" just now, pointing behind him, and said: "There is just a horse over there, let's bring it over later, why don't you just ride it home!"

Following the direction of Zhu Da's finger, Zhu Er really saw a horse on a grassy beach only two miles away, with a red body like a fire coal, eating tender grass leisurely, and his heart suddenly felt ecstatic, clapping his hands and exclaiming: "Great! This can save more effort!" Relieved, he leaned his head against the tree and closed his eyes to rest.

While he was recuperating leisurely, Zhu Er suddenly felt that a foreign object slipped on the top of his head, and when he reached out and touched it, it was a bird's nest, and he was very angry in his heart, "His grandmother's, even you, the ghost Laoshizi, have come to bully me, get out of the way!"

After resting for a while, Zhu Er only felt that his throat was very thirsty, and muttered to himself: "Water! How good it would be to have a pot of water!" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a cold and wet look from the top of his head to his forehead, looked up at the sky, "Huh", and said, "It's raining?"

Hearing this, Zhu Da only felt very funny, and said angrily: "What nonsense! On a sunny day, where does the rain come from?"

"But......" Before he could continue, Zhu Er suddenly saw a pair of small feet sticking out from the end of the branch hanging above his head, "Wow" and shouted: "Someone!"

He didn't care about this scream, he almost didn't scare Zhu Da to death, "snap", slapped him on the back of the head, and scolded: "Damn, what are you screaming about? Scare me!"

Zhu Er stroked the sore spot of the beating, raised his finger and pointed upward, pouted and said, "There really has to be someone!"

Zhu Da was suspicious, looked up his neck, and really saw a young man sitting at the end of the branch, holding a water bag to drink, while looking down at the two people under the tree and giggling. But look at this young man, his body is petite and thin, standing up, I am afraid that he is not more than six feet, his face is like a crown of jade, his appearance is handsome, his head is tied in a high bun, the top is inserted in an emerald hosta, he is dressed in a light cyan thin woven shirt, and his feet are blue and gray thin-soled cloth boots, and a pair of small feet are constantly swinging, and his appearance is very obedient and naughty. The canopy is tall, the branches and foliage are luxuriant, and the boy has long been hidden in the tree, and he has not been noticed for a while.

Seeing that the young man was interested in finding his own happiness, the thieves and brothers of the Zhu family were very annoyed in their hearts, and they pointed at the young man and shouted: "Bah! stinky boy, hurry up and get rid of Lao Tzu! Otherwise, I want you to look good!"

Instead of thinking about it, the young man couldn't stop laughing, laughed for a while, and said: "Ben ......" stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and changed his words: "The young master is sleeping soundly, and I don't know where to run two wild dogs, one barked, not to mention the young master's dreams, and even tried to steal the master's horse, what a big thief!" Although the tone was strong, the voice was crisp and beautiful, like a copper bell.

After listening to the young man's words, the thief knew that the horse had a master, although he felt that he was wrong, but he was teased by others, and he was scolded as a wild dog in front of him.

"I can't go down, what can you do?" he said, took out a date from a delicate cloth bag, put it in his mouth, and chewed it with relish.

Seeing this, the thief was even more angry, Zhu Dasi searched around, bent down, picked up a piece of soil the size of a copper coin from the ground, "whoosh", and threw it directly at the young man. The young man hurriedly flashed his neck and shouted: "Yo he! still dare to vote for me?" He was annoyed in his heart, and took out a jujube from his bag and shouted: "Return you!" "Whoosh" and "Slap", impartial, and hit the fat man's head. Don't look at it as just a small jujube, the momentum is not small, and the thief only feels pain, and he is so angry that he yells "wow, yes".

Seeing that his brother Zhu Da was beaten, Zhu Er was not annoyed, but laughed out loud gloatingly, Zhu was angry, and scolded viciously: "Laugh a fart!"

Zhu Er smiled honestly, he didn't watch out, "pop", and a jujube was also beaten on his cheeks, "Damn, dare to hit me?" bent down to pick up the jujube, "whoosh", threw it back, but it fell short.

When the young man saw that he couldn't hit, Gege couldn't stop laughing, took out the dates, and threw the thief again and again. He was very annoyed in his heart, rolled his eyes, thought about it, and shouted: "Fat man! Look at dates!" "Whoosh" and "Slap", but he hit the bridge of the thin man's nose. Zhu Er stroked his nose and was angry: "Damn, why don't you follow the rules!"

The young man stuck out his tongue, made a grimace and deliberately angered him, and spread his hands: "Yo! I'm sorry!

After being teased by him repeatedly, the thief was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, so he turned his head and asked, "Brother, what's the matter?"

Zhu Dayi gritted his teeth and shouted angrily: "What else can you do? Go up the tree! Pull him down!"

Thin man Zhu Er's buttocks were injured, and it was still difficult to walk, not to mention climbing a tree? The fat man Zhu Da could only do it for him, and he circled the tree seven or eight times, and tried five or six times, but instead of climbing half a foot of the tree, he also fell on the ass, which caused the young man to laugh and mock: "The stupid pig goes up the tree, and he wants to be beautiful!"

Seeing that his brother Zhu Da was embarrassed, and his whole face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, the thin man Zhu Er stretched out his hand and scratched his head, rolled his eyes, and suddenly came up with a way, and came to the side of his brother's ear and muttered a few words softly, and the thief was overjoyed. But seeing Zhu Da come to the tree and squat, he let the thin man Zhu Er's legs ride to his neck, and slowly stood up with his hands on the trunk. dared to love the two thieves, using the trick of "stacking Arhats". When the young man saw that the thieves and his brothers would come up with such a method, he was quite amused, and he said sarcastically: "Yo! What is this? Is the monkey riding a pig?"

When the thin man heard this, although he was annoyed, he didn't pay attention to it, and just hoped that he would quickly pull the stinky boy who was playing tricks on him down the tree and beat him violently. Unexpectedly, the body just straightened up, and was about to reach out to catch the young man's ankle, "Bah", he was kicked on the head by someone, and his feet were very strong, "Wow" exclaimed, "Goo Dong", "Goo Dong", the two thieves fell to the ground on their backs, and suddenly fell with gold stars in their eyes, and the young man couldn't help but laugh with his palms: "Fun! Fun!"

While the thief fell to the ground, the young man stretched out his fingers into his mouth, and there was a crisp whistle, and the little red horse who was busy eating grass not far away heard the call of the master, and did not dare to delay at all, and with a long neigh, he quickly ran back to the master's side.

The young man jumped down from the tree, like a light swallow, slid down to the horse, turned around, and waved at the two thieves: "Two, the master still has something to do, so I won't play with you! Goodbye!

After running for about five or six miles, the young man relaxed the reins in his hand and walked slowly, recalling the scene of the thief just now, and he was very proud in his heart. Looking up at the sky, through layers of thin clouds, but seeing that the sun has passed the middle of the sky, only to know that the sky is past noon, suddenly feel hungry and thirsty, and go forward, come to a small town to find a store to eat.

After searching for a long time, I didn't see a restaurant, and I was very depressed, so I drove my horse forward for a while, and suddenly saw a teahouse on the side of the road, and thought: "There is no restaurant, so it's always good to eat some snacks and drink some tea." ”

Dismounted and came to the door, looked for a shade of land, tied the horse, greeted the teahouse guys, and instructed: "Man, hurry up, make a bucket of good tea and put it in front of the door!"

"What? a bucket?" the guy couldn't help but smack his tongue and think: "This man belongs to a cow, drink tea and drink in a bucket!" He looked at this man carefully with his eyes, pondered for a while, and shook his head again and again: "No! With such a thin body, where can you drink so much? Maybe, there will be guests coming later!"

It was early summer, the weather was not too hot, and the meal had just passed, most of the people in the town stayed at home, and there were not many guests who came to the teahouse for recreation. The young man found a quiet place to sit down, not too outdated, the man came to the front with a bucket of tea, and sure enough, the fragrance of tea overflowed, and it was refreshing.

Putting aside the wooden bucket containing the tea, the guy smiled with a smile on his face, bowed down and asked, "I don't know what else you have to say, Master?"

The young man's right index finger tapped lightly on the tabletop, and he instructed slowly: "Select a few excellent pastries and dried fruits and send them over, and make an extra pot of good Longjing! As for the rest, there is no need!" The man remembered them one by one and immediately went to prepare.

After a while, the guy brought a platter, but look at the plate contained, they were jujube cake, walnut cake, dragon whisker cake, osmanthus cake, hibiscus cake and so on, with some melon seeds, peanuts, walnuts and the like, but there was no tea. The young man was slightly displeased, raised his eyebrows, and asked the man, "Where's the tea?"

The man put the plate on the table, pointed to the barrel on the ground, and grinned, "It's not here!"

The young man was furious, "snap", slapped his hand on the table, and shouted: "Who told you that I drank this? Hurry up, bring the good dragon well on the pot, and immediately! Immediately!" Seeing that the guest was angry, the man did not dare to slack off at all, and hurriedly went to buy it.

Everything was stopped, the young man was satisfied, and finally laughed comfortably, the guy felt a little relieved, blinked his eyes, placed a bucket of tea on the ground with his fingers, and asked suspiciously: "Dare to ask the son, what should I do?"

The boy rolled his eyelids, glanced at him, ignored it, reached out and took the teapot, poured a cup of tea into the cup, blew it gently, took a sip, and said, "The water will be cooler later, and I will feed my horses water!"

"What?" the guy couldn't believe his ears and stammered, "What's this...... , the animals also drink tea, which ...... That's a waste, isn't it?"

The young man glared angrily, "snapped", slapped the table, and scolded: "What do you say? My little red is not an animal, it, it's my sister!"

"Uh......" The guy felt more and more difficult to understand, and secretly laughed in his heart: "What kind of nonsense? How can anyone in the world be brothers and sisters with animals! Hey...... In my opinion, this man has a brain problem!"

Seeing that the guy was standing motionless in place, and a disgusting ghost expression flashed on his face from time to time, the young man was so angry in his heart, stretched out his hand, took out a silver ingot weighing five taels from his waist pocket, made a crisp sound, rested on the table, and looked at him: "Is it enough?"

When you see silver, who doesn't like it, who doesn't love it? But anyone who does business is nothing more than making money, as long as you are willing to pay two taels of silver, or then use it to feed the horses, even if it is used to wash feet and bathe, why not?

The man immediately smiled, rubbed his palms together with joy, hurriedly took the silver, and said happily, "Enough!

Seeing the guy leave in a hurry, the young man gave him a fierce look, stuck out his tongue, and pouted: "Chew!

After feeding his belly, the young man suddenly felt a trace of tiredness coming, and he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, so he simply rested his head on his arms, lay on the table, and took a nap.

Gradually, I don't know how much time has passed, in a daze, the young man suddenly heard a neighing sound of horses outside the door, sat up straight, hazy, and saw two figures, limping, walking towards his side, rubbing his sleepy eyes, the young man was startled—