Chapter 77: Take the initiative to send it to the door
"What is a beautiful woman?"
The Bone Spirit asked.
For this modern word, the ancients had a limited scope of understanding.
That's why I asked.
"Oh, it means a woman with good looks and elegant manners!"
"The holy monk's mouth is sweet! Then I'm a beauty. ”
The Bone Spirit laughed.
Tang Seng was shameless, but he didn't expect that there would be even more shameless existence.
"Good, good, hello beauty. ”
Hello, what's going on?
The Bone Spirit wondered, but didn't ask much.
After all, she was here to eat Tang Seng, not to chat, and before that, she had to finally confirm something.
So, it's a question to ask:
"Holy monk, where did you come from, where is this going?"
She stared at Tang Seng, and her expression made people want to go up and take a bite, the beauty was so beautiful, she belonged to a kind of morbid beauty, a pitiful beauty.
Since she asked, there was no need to lie to her, he hoped that the woman would know.
That's why it is said:
"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and wanted to go to the west to learn the scriptures. ”
As soon as Tang Seng said this, an imperceptible smile appeared on the white bone spirit's face.
This shows that Tang Seng is the meat she is looking for.
"No wonder the holy monk looks different, it turns out that he came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. ”
As the white bone spirit spoke, his saliva was about to flow.
She went to wipe the corners of her mouth, for fear of being seen through.
But such an obvious behavior makes people see through it at a glance.
But Tang Seng pretended not to understand.
"Yes, the poor monk also feels different from others, especially today, the poor monk feels very handsome. ”
If it weren't for the lack of hair, he might have had to brush his hair.
When the day is successful, he must grow his hair so that he can decorate this handsome face.
Bone Spirit: ......
And this is still boasting about yourself?
Several of his apprentices are also accustomed to it.
No matter what he said, they had no opinion.
They didn't dare to say anything, because as soon as they said anything, they were afraid that as soon as he turned around, he said, Wukong, change into a woman's clothes and take a look?
You will also come to the Eight Precepts! and you will be enlightened too!
......
They were scared, terribly afraid.
White Bone smiled dryly.
As long as he can eat Tang monk's meat, it doesn't matter if he is handsome or not.
It's better handsome, and the meat is more delicious, isn't it?
"Can the holy monk take a step to speak? ”
She looked around, and the monkeys and others were staring at her, and she felt furious at the sight.
"I've got 100 or 100 copies, but the hard drive isn't here! Why don't you wait and show it to you when I put it back on?" Or can we watch it together?"
Tang Seng said.
He meant something, and he was talking about something shameful.
Let the white bone spirit be a little confused.
"What ten and hundred? Can you still watch together? What do you see?" The little girl was puzzled. ”
Tang Seng really wants to explain that it is a small movie, but it is redundant to explain more, so it is better not to talk about it.
"Oh, I'm sick. ”
Ah, occupational disease, what is that?
How can today's Tang Seng be very different.
Said something unbelievable.
As everyone knows, those words are the words of the future more than a thousand years in the future.
Now, of course, they don't understand.
"Little girl means let's talk after we go to the grove!"
Grove, back to the mountains?
Tang Seng came to the momentum.
"It's a grove, you said it earlier, if you didn't say it, how do I know you're going there?
The Bone Spirit smiled.
"Let's talk in the woods, and you'll know. ”
In that case, let's go.
Tang Seng also knew that this white bone spirit was to avoid his apprentice.
How did she know that the most dangerous person in this group was herself.
In that case, he will do what he wants.
"Female donor, please come here!"
So they went to the grove.
At this time, Sha Seng asked, "Senior brother, what is Master doing here!?"
"Hmph, Master is really greedy, he actually does some reluctant things!"
Zhu Bajie said.
And Sun Wukong corrected him and said, "Idiot, can't you see that it's a monster?"
His words shocked the two.
"What! Monsters? How can there be such good-looking monsters? I see that she is handsome, and the senior brother must be cheating on me old pig!"
Zhu Bajie didn't believe it. It's obviously a human, how can it be said to be a demon?
Zhu Bajie is afraid that he has moved his heart, but he can't control any good-looking woman.
Since being reincarnated as a pig, this nature has become more pronounced.
Sun Wukong muttered:
"Hey, this goblin is really good at finding people, and she took the initiative to find the door, and also found the most dangerous master, she is afraid that she will suffer again. ”
The sand monk was puzzled and asked, "What do you say?"
"If you see the purple gold bowl in Master's hand, that's the answer!"
Sha Seng understands this.
Tang Seng is not going to let go of all female goblins!
"Brother Monkey, I'll take a look!"
Zhu Bajie put down the meal, he cared more about beauties than beauties.
This time, there was no trace of Tang Seng and the young woman.
"Master!Master!Where are you!?"
"Master, you have benefits, and you don't take me with you. ”
"Master, you can't do this!"
He shouted wildly.
After that, there is a search all over the mountains.
But I couldn't find Tang Seng's footprints.
Then he returned, pouting.
"Master is too boring, go enjoy it yourself, leave us here to wait!"
"Idiot, isn't it good to rest here? In less than half a day, Master will definitely return. ”
"But my stomach is empty, so I might as well eat something first. ”
So, he took out the food that the White Bone Spirit had just delivered.
This one was directly taken aback.
What's the food in there, it's just a litter of snakes and insects!
Now, he believed the monkey's words.
But he still said it.
"I don't have anything to eat, Brother Monkey, can you think of a way?"
Sun Wukong ignored him.
Let's say that Tang Seng and the young woman entered the grass together just now.
This is just in the grass.
The white bone spirit directly showed a fierce face.
"A monk from the Tang Dynasty, let's see who I am?"
Then, the original form was revealed.
I saw a white bone appear in front of Tang Seng.
After a long time, Tang Seng did not react.
The White Bone Spirit was a little surprised.
"You're not afraid?"
"I'm so scared! Don't come here!"
This reflection arc is too long, isn't it?
The White Bone Spirit didn't take it to heart either.
Just said: "Monk, as long as you are obedient, I will treat you well." ”
"Goblin, don't come here, I'm afraid!"
"Hahaha, I'm afraid now, it's too late. Because your apprentice will not be able to save you. ”
Tang Seng pretended to be very scared.
"What, what do you want to do? I'm going to call. ”
"You scream, you scream and you cut your throat and no one will come to save you. Come on, go to my bone cave, and I'll treat you well!"
Then, the white bone spirit waved his hand, and a burst of white mist rose.
She left directly with Tang Seng.
Only a blank space was left at the scene.
It's like it didn't show up.