Chapter 121: Syndrome
"This ...... What do you think?" Things suddenly developed to such a point, Cai Suzhen was really a little dumbfounded...... It's already hard for a mouse to fall in love with a cat, but this time it's a good thing, the wolf and the rabbit have become a pair again! I couldn't help but get close to the little bad guy, and asked in a low voice: "If the little wolf king and the rabbit girl are really in pairs...... We're not robbing people for a while...... It's a kiss! As the saying goes...... It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy one family...... That's good, but it's weird...... The rabbit girl is in prison, and she should hate the little wolf king to death in her heart! Why is her expression plain now...... It's like it's nothing!"
Oh my God, the little bad guy didn't become a director this time...... Why is the plot still striding in an unpredictable direction!
The world of monsters, I really don't understand!
"Don't say it, judging by the rabbit girl's face now...... It doesn't seem to be coerced...... Everyone in the world loves and kills each other, so it turns out that this is the case!" Wu Guo's eyes flickered, and he seemed to have realized something, and laughed quietly: "If you were coerced by the little wolf king...... The Rabbit Girl is not crying now...... It should also cover his face with his sleeves, crying endlessly! Forcibly robbing people's girls or something...... I've got experience!ahem!Don't be careful!I mean...... I've never eaten pork, but I've always seen pigs walking!"
"Phew, what are you crying about! You know the market so well...... It seems that when I was a child, I did a lot of bullying men and women!" Cai Suzhen was suddenly coquettish.
Well, the queen is good at everything, but she likes to be jealous! In fact, this is not surprising, the father of the family has always been controlled by the mother and does not dare to make a sound......
There is a mother, there is a daughter!
"Let me tell you, how could the name of the three evils of the Jingshi be called in vain! Among them, the favorite thing in the life of the bad guy Ye is to be a gentleman! What is a gentleman? One of the most important activities on weekdays is to rob the people on the street! Well, you should just regard it as a daily task! Ahem! Don't stare at it! At that time, we were young, and the bad guy Ye could only stare at the people even if he snatched the people girl home! The next day, I had to use a sedan chair to send the people girl back as it was! Hehe, Xiao Ye once had a famous saying...... It's one thing to move at every turn, and it's another thing to rob or not to rob them! He forcibly robbed the people's girls...... In fact, it's just to show prestige in front of people!" Speaking of the ridiculous things that the bad guy Ye did when he was a child, Wu Guoqiang couldn't help laughing and exaggerated: "But it's very strange to say! I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup that kid poured after snatching the folk girl home! Anyway, when a few little girls were sent away the next day...... Hehe, one step at a time, it's really reluctant!"
"Phew, it's weird to believe you!" Although Cai Suzhen didn't believe it, he couldn't help but smile lightly when he heard him say it interestingly: "According to what you say...... After the rabbit girl was robbed here by the little wolf king...... After being poured ecstasy soup by him, you also developed feelings for him?"
"It's hard to say! I used to buy a book of ancient curiosities from a merchant down the mountain...... Oh, don't be in a hurry to draw your sword just yet! This time I bought not a novel, but a medical book! It introduces a disease! The name seems to be what is it, what is the syndrome of Mo! That disease is very strange! And it is all women! It seems that when a man threatens a woman with a knife, some women will suddenly get that disease! Well, as for the symptoms after getting sick...... In a simple sentence, it is annoying to see a well-mannered scholar! I only like a gangster with a face full of flesh to threaten her with a knife!" Wu Guozheng was talking to himself, but the queen became angry, and without saying anything, she pinched him on the arm a few times! Although she grinned in pain, she still reluctantly continued: "I tell you, the woman in the world is the strangest! You must not use common sense to deal with it! You are diligent and careful to send her flowers, and she will most likely ignore you; but if you murderously snatch her home with a knife in your hand... ... Hehe, I'm not afraid that she won't agree! Oh, daughter-in-law, what are you doing to pinch me so hard! Tap, tap! I haven't snatched a woman with a knife...... These are all my guesses!"
"Phew, I'll take out my sword and threaten you later......!" Cai Su really hated it, and the roots of his teeth itched!
"Daughter-in-law, you don't have to draw your sword and cut people at every turn, you always have to let others finish speaking! Do you remember what I told you about the dragon slaying knife and the Yitian sword in the morning? Well, the sword or anything is not the point, and there is also a woman of the Emei faction in that story, well, she also practices swords! Because the swordsmanship is average...... Couldn't defeat a big demon of the Demon Sect, and then he was captured by the demon...... Hey, guess what happened? That woman not only gave birth to a doll for the big devil, but was dead to him from beginning to end!" The killer turned his eyes, and then began to talk nonsense again: "Obviously, after that beautiful woman of the Emei faction was snatched home by the demon sect big devil with a knife...... In the end, even if she is free, she doesn't even look at the swordsman scholar of the Wudang Sect, and she only likes the big devil with a full face!"
"Emei faction, why have you never heard of this sect? Heroines who practice swords shouldn't have that kind of strange disease...... And that demon cult...... Is it a cult in the demon clan?" Cai Suzhen saw that the little bad guy had a nose and eyes, and blinked his big eyes countless times, and he was really a little confused: "Well, I must go to Qingyang Mountain in the future, and personally meet the legendary wandering merchant for a while!"
"Ahem! How to go to Qingyang Mountain! Marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, and when you marry me, Qingyang Mountain will be your home! Let me tell you, the scenery in the Jade Valley is very good! There is also a hot spring in it...... It's just a pity that the hot spring was soaked by a few stinky men...... Sister Yiyi will never go to soak in it......" Wu Guo's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly laughed quietly.
"Phew, you want to be beautiful!Who said I was going to marry you!" Wu Guo was just halfway through his joyful speech, when he was interrupted by Cai Suzhen angrily: "Those pair of divine sword swords are still sleeping in the demon saint's nest...... Even this stone monkey, who is born to climb up the pole, is not afraid of falling from mid-air all of a sudden, and his nose and face are swollen!"
"Oh, little wolf brother, it turns out that you still have such advanced skills, go out for a spin, and you can even snatch one back...... Mrs. Zhai! Hehe, don't hide your secrets! Quickly teach me some experience!" Not to mention that Wu Guo and his wife were secretly arguing, seeing that the red rabbit girl was naturally sitting next to the little wolf king, the little bear king was very heartbeat, and shouted: "Wait for me to go home this time...... Well, you have to look around when you're on the road!hehe, if you meet a little beautiful woman...... Without saying a word, I have to arrest her home to be the lady of the village!"
"Oh! How can it be so simple! How can the marriage in the world be grasped just by saying! Fate is so profound!" The little wolf king squinted his eyes and looked at the little bear king for a long time, and frowned: "It doesn't matter if anything else...... But you must put away your murderous expression! And your dress! Don't always bare-chested and bare-backed! Even if it's a robbery of people's girls...... Hehe, you also have to look at ease and polite! Let me tell you, the first impression of each other is extremely important! Your murderous and reckless dress now...... The little beauty saw ...... Don't make any good impressions...... I'm scared to death!"
"What?," the little bear king blinked, and said in a daze, "My bear clan was born with a tiger's back and a bear's waist...... My dad has been saying to me since I was a child...... Only when we show a clump of chest hair with our chests and backs bare-chested will others be afraid of us! Everyone in the rivers and lakes is like this! I still want to get a murderous tattoo on my chest in two days!"
"What is politeness...... By the way, just look at the snake showman! No matter what bad idea you're thinking about...... You have to have a smile on your face! Also! Don't bang your chest with your hands when you're usually fine! You're not Tarzan of the Apes! You have to crank a folding fan by hand!" Seeing that the little bear king was still confused and stunned, the little wolf king was amused in his heart, but the more he spoke, the more proud he became: "I told you, after taking the little beauty home, the silk silk will dress her up first, and then serve her with delicious food and drink on weekdays, so that she will have the consciousness of being a lady in her heart!" Usually talk to her more often and cultivate a relationship...... Well, but you can't get used to her too much! You must use both soft and hard! Occasionally you have to show off the majesty of the great master! In a word! That is a thunderbolt method, and you are compassionate!"
"Phew, you say I'm so bad...... How good are you yourself? What kind of compassion do you have? How can this wolf cub know so much? Well, needless to say, it must have been taught to him by Grandma Wolf!" Snake Xiushi was suddenly furious, and when he secretly slandered in his heart, he became suspicious again: "There is ...... I've been traveling all over the world for a long time, but I've never heard of this person...... Grandma Wolf knows a lot of things!"
Seeing a few monsters getting farther and farther away, Wu Guo suddenly became impatient, gave Wanbaotang a look, and quietly nodded in the direction of the little cat woman.
"Little lady...... Under the entrustment of the little prince, this time I came to find a little maid for you...... Although she is a demon maid, she looks ugly, but her personality is still smart...... "Wanbaotang comprehended, and while a few monsters were chattering and making a mess, he first hugged his fist and saluted the red rabbit girl, and then pointed to the little cat girl and said: "The little lady can come over and take a closer look, if you are satisfied...... I'll keep her with me in the future!"
"Kitten...... Girl turned her head to look at the Kitten Girl when she heard this...... Immediately, a pair of big eyes were as wide as two walnuts, and he almost jumped up directly from the chair!
Although the little catwoman is now blackened...... But on closer inspection, the slightly trembling cat beards under the nose can still be seen!
The little cat woman was very alert, and her face was silent, just sneaking a glance in the direction of the side.
"Lord Wang...... I'm more satisfied with this maid...... You greet the guests first, and I'll go and ask her about her origin now......" The red rabbit girl blinked, and after understanding, she gently pulled the sleeve of the little wolf king next to her with her hand and said, "After all, there are many people here...... And...... Wolf...... Uncle still doesn't agree to our marriage...... So our personal maid or something, it's better to be more proper!"
"Madame is thinking about it very much! Go ahead, go ahead! Just ask! If you are not satisfied, it doesn't matter, let Wanbaotang find it again in the future! It is rare for the little bear king to come once, and I will pass on some experience to him now!" The little wolf king did not know that there was a deception, and he was still afraid that the rabbit girl would be dissatisfied in his heart, so he said loudly: "Although my father does not agree to our marriage, what does it matter! Hmph! Since he married that demonic vixen...... I almost never said a word to him again! Hmph! One day when I got up my temper, I asked my grandmother to be the master, and the two of us worshipped heaven and earth directly!"
"Little prince, but be cautious!" Suddenly, a cold voice came from the entrance of the cave, and when everyone looked back, it turned out to be the gray second wolf staggering in......! "If it weren't for the master's approval, you would never be able to worship that heaven and earth! Well, today the eldest brother went back to report to the master for this matter! You can't do anything before the master has a clear instruction!"
"Phew! This is Grandma's Wolf Mountain! Naturally, Grandma said it......!" The little wolf king was naturally very angry, but it was strange to say, he just glared angrily...... And then...... And then there is no more!
"Although this is the wolf mountain, the lord is the supreme among the wolf clan!" I don't want the wine to rise, but the gray second wolf on the wine worm doesn't give the little wolf king face at all, and he is not afraid to let him take a step!
The big bad wolf who drank the bamboo leaf green was not only born with a wolf heart and dog lungs, but also a snake and scorpion heart!
The little wolf king blushed and hated for a long time, but finally didn't say anything.
Huh? What's the situation? The style of painting changed abruptly, not to mention that the little bear king was completely stunned, and the snake Xiushi's eyes flashed, and his face was even more cloudy: "It turns out that this little wolf cub is not loved by the wolf king...... Although his reputation as a little wolf king is good, it is just a showmanship! It is nothing without Lao Tzu! Well, can he be his military advisor or not...... We still need to think about it again!"
"What's the situation? This gray er's courage is not small! Could it be that he not only secretly drank bamboo leaf green just now...... I can't eat the leopard again!" Wu Guo was also a little surprised in his heart, and after thinking about it, he had already realized a little......! Although it is called a guard, it is actually the eyes and ears of the old wolf king sent by his son's side! Well, the two brothers are carrying Shang Fang's sword in their hands, and after drinking a little wine, how can they be afraid of a little wolf cub who has lost the protection of his mother! No wonder the little wolf king has been hiding in the wolf mountain...... Since the wolf king has already renewed a demon fox...... If he doesn't hide far away, he can still have his good fruit to eat? Alas! Sympathy, it turns out that the little wolf king is also a motherless and miserable child!"