Chapter 014: Xiang Zheng Acting
Today is the day when Ji Yuting reports to the county order.
At noon, Ji Yuting walked out of the county government dejectedly, and the Ji family ran up with a donkey, took the document in the master's hand, and didn't dare to say a word.
Ji Yuting looked at Shun, and saw that he was cautious, like a dog with his tail between his legs, a nameless fire rose in his heart, and he kicked Lai Shun hard, kicking and scolding while kicking, "Damn, is Lao Tzu not good to you, so afraid of Lao Tzu." ”
Lai Shun was kicked and pounced forward, relying on his quick reaction, so he didn't fall and eat. After stabilizing his body, he didn't dare to move. "The master is naturally very good to the little one, and the little one can't repay the master, so it's good to let the little one vent his anger on the old man. ”
Ji Yuting became even more angry when he heard this, "Ah, what kind of fire does Lao Tzu have? Why does Lao Tzu want to extinguish the fire?" "Damn, this kid really can't open a pot, but as soon as he looks like Shun's obedient appearance, he took it back after half of his feet, after all, he is a child of the family, and he also grew up watching Laishun."
"Let's go, go back to the inn, bring the gifts, and go to the school. "The old master Shi of the county school office gave him a problem again, and asked someone to bring him a letter saying that he couldn't afford to teach the young master of Xiangzheng, and asked him to take the demon boy Ji Qing home.
Alas, I don't know what trouble that little devil has caused again. Ji Yuting kicked the donkey's ass a few times with both feet, only hating that the donkey couldn't turn into a horse, and no matter how he hit, he could only jog as a turtle.
The donkey was beaten in a hurry, so he simply stopped, and snorted dryly in his nose: the more he urged, the slower it became, and then the hair was raised.
Ji Daxiang had no choice but to lower his posture and gently stroke the donkey's neck.
Lai Shun followed behind, and couldn't help but praise the donkey brother countless times.
Ji Daxiang is coming to the school office of Berao County, looking at the tall ebony archway, the majestic rectangular face of Shi Fuzi appeared in his mind, and his heart was empty, since his son went to school here, he was most afraid of the list of characters, and one person was added, that is, Shi Fuzi.
Xue Ya Gatehouse is an old man, Ji Daxiang is reporting the teacher of his only son Ji Qing, and the porter said, you are in the reception room of Master Shi and wait, this time, Master is teaching.
Hearing what the porter said, Ji Daxiang breathed a sigh of relief, let the storm come as late as possible!
Ji Daxiang was sitting honestly in Shi Fuzi's hospitality room for half an hour, and the bell rang for school in the classroom next to him.
After a while, Shi Fuzi appeared at the door of the reception room, wearing a black robe with white edges, a square black crown, and nostrils facing the sky.
Ji Daxiang usually treats the villagers with his nostrils facing the sky, so he also deeply understands the rich meaning of these nostrils, and what he is most afraid of is also this nostril.
Ji Daxiang was bowing down, running over in small steps, holding one of Shi Fuzi's arms, "Shi Fuzi, it's hard work, I have the honor to listen to a class in this room, listen to your words, and read for ten years...... "Help Shi Fuzi to sit on the Taishi chair, take the tea and hand it to Shi Fuzi.
Old Master Shi took a sip of tea, and his nostrils were still high. Slowly spoke, "Ji Daxiangzheng, you don't need to wear a top hat, the old man can't afford it, the stubborn level of your son-in-law, the old man is really impressed, he is really poor, you better ask for another master!"
"Master Shi, can't you just give up Ji Qing, he is only ten years old, if you give up, then there is still that master who dares to accept him, then wouldn't his life be rui......ned" Although Ji Daxiang was deliberately selling miserably, eight or nine points of what he said were true, wiping tears while talking.
Old Master Shi saw that his sadness flowed backwards, the anger in his heart subsided a little, and his sympathy increased, it is indeed not easy to be a parent, and his tone softened a little at the moment: "Teacher, parents' hearts, don't I have the heart of a son, but Linglang's nature is like a wild horse, it is really difficult to tame, if you keep him, other students will also complain." ”
Old Master Shi said this, and Ji Daxiang was still using the trick he had made a mess. The two are at loggerheads, and it is difficult to tell the winner. Shi Fuzi had no choice but to ask for foreign aid, so that the classmates who were persecuted by Ji Qing appeared one by one and came to explain.
The first one to come in was a little fat man: the characteristic of this little fat man is that he is fat, so fat that wherever there are joints, the excess fat will form a slit, the shallow one can clamp the mosquito, and the deep one can hide a small apple. This little fat man was still a little nervous when he saw Shi Fuzi, but when he heard that the master asked him to talk about the crime of the demon boy Ji Qing, he immediately said that he was like a river:
When I woke up from a nap that day, I felt itchy all over, and as soon as I opened the flesh at the joint of my arm, I saw that there was an ant in it, and I picked up other places, and there were also ants...... Even the back of my neck was put into the ant......
The little fat man speaks clearly, logically smoothly, and is full of emotion.
"Being a man, who has never been bullied in their life?" Shi Fuzi finally calmed down the little fat brother's emotions and let him go back to the classroom.
The second one who came in was a girl who was dressed like a tomato, and she was only a teenager, and as soon as she came in, the little girl said: Mom said that tomato is a treasure, one a day, and her skin is good. But the tomatoes I put on my desk had a small hole in them, and when I opened them, there was no juice in them...... Later, I found out that it was Ji Qing who pierced it with wheat straw and sucked up the juice, hmm...... My tomatoes
Shi Fuzi shook his head and sighed......
"Master, what about Ji Qing, what about Ji Qing, see that I don't pick his skin! Let him apologize to you, let him apologize to his classmates" This is just a child's play...... Although it seems to be a ...... It's a bit tricky, what's the big deal, you, the old master, are still known as the chief famous teacher of the county school, who hasn't done a few ridiculous things when he was young, why is he making such a fuss, but how dare he say these words.
"Hugh, you want a lesson, please go home and teach a lesson!" Old Master Shi has taught all his life, and has dealt with the parents of students all his life, Ji Daxiangzheng's little Jiujiu He can see it clearly, just used a miserable trick, and now he is using a bitter trick, do you think the old man is stupid? Even the initial sympathy was offset by his performance.
As soon as he heard this, Ji Daxiang Zhengke really panicked, hugged Old Master Shi's thigh and cried, "I'm a township official, my own child was ordered to drop out of school by Shi Fuzi of the county school, how can I have the cheekiness to educate and rule the people in the future? Please have mercy on me, Old Master!"