Linglong gritted her teeth and said, "Why didn't he fail me? When he was with me, he said that he would take a bath every day, but after marrying him, he didn't even wash his feet!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

It turns out that this is called a negative man?

Shen Tianqi felt that his nine-year compulsory education had been humiliated!

It's a conversation with a flavor.

After hearing this, the head of the mountain moving road took a sip of the dragon girl red and said to the lying array: "I heard that the wives of people who don't smell their feet are disgusted!"

Lying in the Array: "???"

Is this explicit?

No one expected that it would be because Huang Batian didn't wash his feet and smoked his wife.

Li Qijing said: "I can tease Lao Huang for the rest of my life." ”

Shen Tianqi said: "It's so exquisite, Huang Batian entrusted me to beg you to go back, you also know that Huang Batian is a person who is only focused on fighting." But now there is peace in all the seas, and the war is over. Lao Huang will also wash his feet frequently under your supervision from now on. ”

Princess Linglong hesitated for a moment and said, "Actually, I miss him too. It's just that this guy always doesn't come to apologize. I wonder if his heart is made of iron. ”

Shen Tianqi said with a smile: "You are the daughter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, he is just a barbarian. Of course he doesn't understand your heart. ”

Princess Linglong sighed and said, "But even my daughter..."

Speaking of this, Princess Linglong seemed to realize something, and hurriedly said: "Godfather, you want to be old..."

"Stop!"

Shen Tianqi's expression changed, and he said secretly, this Dragon Palace is really welcome!

Dare to say anything!

So he held Hongyan's hand and said, "I just like your godmother." ”

Hongyan immediately smiled happily and said to Princess Linglong: "Linglong, you recognize Shen Tianqi as your godfather, if you let your daughter marry Tianqi, will you call Tianqi godfather or Tianqi son-in-law?"

The calm celestial interjected: "Everyone calls his own, don't be polite." ”

The head of the mountain moving road patted his thigh, "Incisive!"

The calm celestial laughed twice, "That's it!"

"Cheers!"

The calm celestial and the mountain moving chief hit it off at first sight, and drank directly.

The mountain moving leader asked, "Calm down the celestials, you heavenly women must be beautiful, right?"

"Introduce me another day?"

When the real person in the lying array heard this, he hurriedly came over and pricked up his ears to listen.

Hearing this, there were tears in the eyes of the calm celestial, and he immediately said, "Brother, believe me. Give up, we can't afford to marry a woman from the Celestial Clan!"

"Oh?"

The trail grew interested.

Calm Celestial Humanity: "The daughters of the Celestial Clan, each of them is the existence of the pride of the Celestial Clan, their eyes are very picky, in the Celestial Clan, only excellent men can attract their attention. Moreover, their bride price is high. An ordinary daughter of the Heavenly Clan would need 10,000 high-grade spirit stones, not to mention other immortal spirit jades. ”

"Tell me, these 10,000 high-grade spirit stones, I am more than enough to marry 10,000 wives in the world!"

When the calm celestial said this, he didn't know if he drank too much or what, "And brother, do you know? I used to be a licking dog. ”

"Licking dogs?"

The head of the mountain moving road recalled the past in his heart.

Who wasn't a licking dog anymore?

"I used to think that the word was love, but when I got to the world, I realized that my behavior was licking a dog. ”

"Let me tell you this, once my beloved asked me for a spirit stone to buy a gift for her beloved. ”

"Woo woo woo! I was touched for a long time by her thank you! But now that I think about it, it's really..."

"Woo woo woo woo woo

Calm the heavens and people weep in the depths.

The head of the mountain moving road hugged him and said, "Calm down the heavens, don't cry anymore." I'm worse than you!"

"When I joined their family, I didn't even have a child!"

The real person who was drinking: "Poof!"

The real person in the lying array looked at the mountain moving chief in shock: "???"

Good guy, this Tie Hanhan still has this kind of past!

The real person in the lying array said: "I'll tell you! I almost liked to be a father back then! If I hadn't met my master!

When the calm celestial heard this, he immediately hugged the mountain moving chief and cried bitterly.

"I'm going to give you this brother!

The head of the mountain road said excitedly.

Calm Celestial thought for a moment, "But the wife still has to be separated." ”

Seeing the calm celestial and the mountain moving chief hugging and crying together, Shen Tianqi was also stunned.

I thought, how can you two cry so well?

Shen Tianqi asked Gu Moran, "Senior Sister Gu, why are the two of them crying?"

Gu Moran pondered for a while and replied, "Maybe the two of them are true love?"

Shen Tianqi was shocked on the spot.

Senior Sister Gu, you're still quite dirty!

The Dragon King of the East China Sea said to Shen Tianqi: "Shen Shengzi, please save me from the East China Sea! No! Please save me from the Four Seas!

Shen Tianqi looked at him and said calmly: "Old Dragon King, let's not worry about it first, come, who will we save first?"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea sneered and said, "Aren't we paying attention to suppressing first and then raising, strengthening the tone, and increasing people's impression?"

Shen Tianqi was stunned, co-authored with you to do reading comprehension with me?

Am I going to give you an exaggerated metaphor for anthropomorphism?

The Dragon King of the East China Sea said, "Shen Shengzi, here's the thing. We, the dragon clan, also flew in this world back then, but then the demon clan and the celestial clan rose, and we were suppressed. After the Emperor of Heaven stabilized the Heavenly Realm, he sent us down to guard the four seas. I'm here myself. It is said to be guarding, but it is actually a kind of decompression. We can't go to heaven anymore, and even if we go to heaven, we need to report to the Gongcao on duty, and then approve it layer by layer. ”

"They said that it would take half a month, but it turned out to be half a month in heaven! Lao Tzu waited below for half a year before he had to go up to heaven to do something!"

"Not only was he ridiculed, but he also had to swallow his anger and give money to those people. If I don't give it, they will denounce me in front of the Celestial Patriarch, who is a cautious person who will repay him. ”

"My younger brother in Beihai, he didn't have any money last time, and he broke a leg, not to mention how miserable it was. ”

"Shen Shengzi, we want freedom, we want dignity!"

"Although my Dragon King of the East China Sea is old, he used to be a young dragon. Who hasn't been young, who hasn't been hot?"

"Now there is finally an opportunity, an opportunity that can revitalize our dragon clan, and we must seize it. ”

"Is this chance mine?"

Shen Tianqi asked.

"Uh..."

This...

Is there anything else to ask about this?

Logically speaking, didn't I say this line?

Well, it's really unpleasant to have your lines robbed.