Chapter 22: Childe, I have a plan
Wu Renfeng didn't really kill everyone who knew about it, but found Li Mubai first.
"Li Gongzi, there is something really important, I have to discuss it with you. β
"Elder Wu is polite, you are Ling'e's uncle, and it stands to reason that you should also be my ......."
"No, I don't have a disciple who has refined Qi yet. Wu Renfeng said a little straight, but this was also the truth, and he inadvertently saved his life......
"Oh, then what is Elder Wu looking for me?"
"Well, it's about the masters. Let's put it this way, he doesn't want to be a master himself. This time the beast tide attacked, and it was forced to reveal its true body. Save me, out of love......"
"Yes, yes. So what's the matter with me? Could it be that I'm pretending to be a master? I'm just a mortal. β
"Li Gongzi is so smart. I'll tell you the truth, that's exactly what I mean. Wu Renfeng straightened his clothes and continued to say seriously, "This is actually a hint from the master." He said that some people outside have always regarded you as a so-called master. β
"Hahaha, isn't this?"
Li Mubai couldn't help laughing, there are also rumors in the damn immortal cultivation world.
"yes, I mean, it's not. But they've been spreading false rumors for a long time. β
"Then I will stand up and make it public, and I must be innocent. I'm just a mortal. β
"No, no, no, you're going to continue to be a master!"
"That's embarrassing, isn't it?"
Li Mubai really doesn't want to take on this kind of thing, how can a mere mortal dare to be called a master......
"Li Gongzi misunderstood, in fact, you don't need to do anything, just like now. β
"It's that simple?"
"That's right, that's what a master looks like. β
"Oh, that's right. Then I'll go back and continue chatting with Ling'e first......"
"Wait, you don't need to do anything special, but you have to have this idea in mind. You have to think of yourself as a peerless master! a unique boss in the Three Realms!"
"You say I'm the boss of the Three Realms?" Li Mubai wanted to laugh.
"Yes, you have to have this kind of arrogance!"
Thundered!
I don't know where the sound came from, in short, it was shocking, all the beings in the Three Realms had heard it, but it made people feel out of reach, as if it came from the beginning of chaos.
"Who! It's noisy! Even if you're the king of heaven, shut up for me! Shut up for me! That's how the big man of the Three Realms talked, right?" Li Mubai continued to hold back his laughter.
"Yes, yes, yes!
"Looks like I'm quite talented!"
"It's just a gift!hahaha-" Wu Renfeng couldn't help but laugh. This guy is really funny.
"Elder Wu, what you said is actually not a big problem. But I've been pretending to be a master, and I'm worried that I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. It's like a beggar pretending to be a rich man, and he has been poor and showy, and he will find it very boring. β
"Li Gongzi, I have a plan! I will ask you to complete this task as soon as possible. When the time comes, the master accepts you, and that is when you are blessed with great fortune. β
"Say, there are no six ears here. β
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Lingming Stone Monkey Sun Dakong was also stunned.
Who is Six-Eared? That's the Six-Eared Macaque of the Second Monkey of the Mixed World!
"It seems that the six-eared macaque is also about to be born. There are no six ears here, and look for ...... elsewhere."
Lingming Stone Monkey Sun Dakong knelt down in the direction of Li Mubai and kowtowed three times. Then, get up and disappear into the endless forest.
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Early the next morning, Qiao Chunshen found that the Lingming stone monkey was gone, and his expression was solemn.
"Don't worry, he'll be back. β
Li Mubai said it very freely. But he was still very reluctant, after all, it was not easy to find a backer......
"Childe is right, let's go back to the castle. I didn't chop wood for two days, and my hands were itchy. β
Qiao Chunshen laughed dryly. In fact, it is because one more day here is uncomfortable for a year.
"Okay, let's go back. Woodcutter, you're behind me. Li Mubai deliberately said the word "woodcutter" loudly. The purpose is to cooperate with Wu Renfeng's strategy.
"Yes, Childe!" Qiao Chun breathed a sigh of relief, and his mood became much better.
"Are you going back?"
Wu Renfeng lost no time in running out and bowed to Li Mubai, but he ignored Qiao Chunshen.
"Why should Elder Wu be so polite. Oh yes, if Miss Ling'e is free, you are always welcome to come to my castle. There are a lot of rooms and there is no rent. β
"Really, Brother Mubai? Ling'e jumped for joy.
"I, Li Mubai, have never been the same, and I follow the law. Look at the other side of the mountain, there is a demon beast, if I take three steps, it will definitely be struck by lightning!"
Li Mubai continued to act according to the script given by Wu Renfeng. I saw him slowly take one step forward, two steps......
"Master, demon beast...... Helpβ"
Wu Renfeng received the sound transmission from the front, and there was also the roar of the demon beast inside. Eh, it's going to be a goof.
Wu Renfeng had no choice but to grab Li Mubai and hinted, "Childe, it's too cruel to treat demon beasts like this, right?"
Li Mubai was stunned. I can't help but scold:
What do you mean by blinking and raising your eyebrows? Temporarily change the script, who spoiled it!
- Well, improvise. Who told me to take your Open Pulse Pill......
"Ahem, this demon beast has harmed the people, and its sin is unforgivable!
Rumble!
There was a loud bang in the distance, and the demon beast exploded for no reason.
"Childe is right! Childe is right!"
Wu Renfeng hurriedly pretended to be frightened, knelt down directly, and kept kowtowing, just like seeing a ghost.
"Alright. It's time for us to go, too. Sam, come here, spread your wings first!"
Li Mubai continued to pretend to be forced according to the script, and had quietly told the bald eagle before that he must put on the coolest shape, otherwise he would cook it.
How dare Sam the bald eagle slack off, the master spoke, even if he went up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire without blinking. Besides, I'm happy to cooperate......
Boom!
The bald eagle spreads one of its wings and reaches into the sky, and I don't know how long it is......
"Yes, Sam. Wait until I come up first. β
When the bald eagle heard this, he immediately threw himself on the ground, behaved like a little daughter-in-law, and asked Li Mubai to drag his hair up.
"Alright, let's go. β
Boom!
The wings spread out, and with a slight fan, a large area of forest was directly cut off by the wind. Then, soar to the top!
- Of course not 90,000 li, because the distance to the castle is not too far.
"Amazing, Sam! You'll be home now?" Li Mubai really didn't want to get out of the script, the original plan was to let Sam spin a few times in the air.
"Alright, get smaller. Come on, come on, introduce you to a partner. Old Huang, come hereβ"
Li Mubai called, and the old yellow dog immediately stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail over.
What Li Mubai didn't expect was that these two animals were quite compatible......
"Hello, fellow Daoist, the realm is not low...... the old yellow dog stepped forward to greet (transmission) first, the dog's eyes squinted upwards at 75 degrees, and found that the bird's cultivation was not bad.
"The realm of Daoyou is not bad, this is ...... I've seen a dog senior......"
"Don't dare to be a senior! Don't add a dog word in front of you! Just call me Lao Huang. Oh, what kind of bird are you?"
"Lao Huang. I'm a bald eagle, not a bird. Call me ...... in the future."
"Old man?"
"No, no, no, just call me Sam. β
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