Volume 2 Immortal Realm Chapter 30 Impossible!
The four joys of life are one of the candle nights in the cave room.
However, Sima Yan was in pain.
He looked at the beautiful woman under his knees, his eyes full of begging for mercy.
The beauty becomes a demon, just in a thought.
Mei Shumei sneered: "Don't worry, you and I are husband and wife, and the flowers and candles in the cave room are a matter of course, even Your Majesty can't stop us." ”
She hesitated a little as she spoke, and then said loudly: "Yes, that's it, even my father-in-law can't stop us." ”
"Hmph, don't want to break us up!"
She bent her fingers and eliminated Sima Yan's forbidden speech, but Sima Yan immediately shouted: "Dad, help, help!"
"Dad, I'm your son, come and save me!"
Mei Shumei sneered, pushed Sima Yan hard, and pushed him down.
Then there was a bang, the candlelight was flicked off, and the room fell into the sound of ghosts crying and howling.
Outside the cave room, there were actually two or three young children guarding the door.
Dozens of generals outside the door scolded and scolded, pointing at the little children who were furious, "Go aside, what are you doing here?"
The five-year-old boy pointed to his neck and shouted, "My father sleeps with my mother, what does it matter to you?"
"Yes, don't let it, just don't let it!"
was so angry that those prince's guards were full of anger, but they were helpless.
However, if you are carefully investigated, you will find that this military general is actually scolding a few little children while knocking melon seeds.
The most desperate thing is that no one has grabbed a handful of those little kids, and their pockets are full.
The leader of the handsome looked angry and said sharply: "Get out of the way!"
"If you don't let it, you won't let it!!"
The big man took a chicken leg and handed it to the fart boy, and scolded and scolded: "Believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you?"
After the child hiccuped, he craned his neck and shouted, "Come on, come on, if you have the ability, do it, believe it or not, my father chopped you." ”
The big man gasped, holding a cup of hot tea in his left hand, well, it seemed to be burned.
There was a roar of rage from his mouth, an unwilling roar.
"You, okay, then we'll wait here. ”
"Then you just wait."
Immediately, the big man beckoned a few children to come over and eat meat.
Gobbled it up, and actually consumed half a table of dishes.
The big man whispered, "Is it done?"
The little wit who was obviously carrying water in his stomach said angrily: "It should be no big deal."
In the end, Dahan breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile on his face: "Hahaha, from now on, Lao Tzu is also a princeling, hahaha." ”
The little kid pursed his lips and glanced at the two middle-aged men sitting down at the table next to him.
He glanced at the man, dressed in a brocade robe, who seemed to be a nobleman.
Can you have a noble father?
He casually beckoned to the two of them: "You two, come here, No, sit here, and rub Young Master Ben's shoulders." ”
Sima Yuan, who had just done it, looked at the evil god and was a little caught off guard.
Damn, Lao Tzu has been crisscrossing the Three Realms for so many years, and it is the first time he has met a rabbit cub who wants Lao Tzu to rub his shoulders.
It seems that none of his grandchildren are so bold, right?
The evil god glanced at Sima Yuan playfully, and said: "That's right, it's that kid's species, I didn't say anything else, just this madness and no one in my eyes, it is unique in the entire fairy realm." ”
The corners of Sima Yuan's mouth twitched, but under the gaze of the little boy, he actually came to him.
The young boy said lazily, "Where did it come from?"
Sima Yuan hesitated for a moment, decided not to frighten the child, and said softly: "From above."
While enjoying Sima Yuan's shoulder rubbing, the little boy sighed lightly, and then asked casually: "Which department is there?"
Sima Yuan's face showed a hesitant look appropriately, and the young man waved his hand: "It's okay, just say it, as long as it's in the fairy realm, there's nothing my father can't do." ”
After Sima Yuan hesitated for a moment, he asked apprehensively, "Really?"
The little boy looked at Sima Yuan forcefully, and said with a pout: "The old man wants to retreat, I have to take over, just ask the entire fairy realm, who can be as powerful as my father?"
Sima Yuan's chick nodded like a peck, "Yes, yes, yes."
Seeing this scene, the evil god next to him sighed speechlessly, and immediately looked at Sima Yan in the cave room, with a look of pity in his eyes.
Who told you not to teach your son well?
Now I don't know if I'm in trouble, alas, boy, this time, you don't take off a layer of skin, and the evil god of Lao Tzu will have your surname in the future!
Does Sima Yan know what's going on outside?
Of course he didn't know it, because he was suffering and happy.
However, Sima Yuan and the little boy chatted very happily, one pretended to be crazy and stupid, and the other boasted about himself, which was a perfect match.
This is Sima Yuan sighed: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is really omnipotent."
I didn't know that the little boy who had already sold his own Lao Tzu to the bottom smiled proudly, and actually patted Sima Yuan's shoulder sideways, and laughed wildly: "So, if you have difficulties, find my father, this matter is definitely right!"
Sima Yuan nodded approvingly.
In this way, Sima Yuan actually drank with this lawless boy, both of them were drunk, and the little boy put his arm around Sima Yuan's shoulders and grinned: "Senior, seeing that you are not very old, why didn't you find a woman to warm the bed?"
Sima Yuan'er immediately woke up most of the time, and in the eyes of the evil god who seemed to be smiling, his blushing face became more and more embarrassed, and he pretended to sigh: "The daughter-in-law has found one, but she is very strict." ”
The little boy is a big ghost, and he jokingly said: "How strict."
Sima Yuan smacked his lips, as if he was tasting this light and tasteless drink, and said faintly: "If you have the opportunity in the future, maybe you will be able to understand it in person." ”
The young man sneered: "You fool me."
He tilted his head, "My father said that I am the reincarnation of Ziwei in the sky, and I am destined to be the emperor in this life, well, I think so too." ”
As he spoke, he looked at Sima Yuan and said with a countless look: "You are not ordinary people, are you?"
Sima Yuan and the evil god glanced at each other, and secretly wondered, what did this little thing see?
After the little boy snorted a few times, he said: "You have an innate purple qi on the top of your head, and this purple qi is actually only a few percent worse than your father, which shows that your status in the Immortal Court should not be low." ”
He counted his fingers, and suddenly frowned and said nothing.
Finger wrenching again, hiss, this hexagram is a bit wrong.
The third time, with a click, the little boy's middle finger was actually broken.
Sima Yuan was a little unbearable, and reminded him empathetically: "Otherwise, don't forget it, I'm afraid you won't be able to count us." ”
The little boy was actually ruthless, and said with a hideous face: "There is nothing in this world that my Sima Zhao can't do!"
Sima Yuan's heart moved, it turns out that your name is Sima Zhao, but it is in line with you, well, ambition.
Saying that, Sima Zhao danced wildly for a while, as if there was a tiger and a tiger, attracting the guests around him.
Someone joked and said: "The edict master seems to be telling hexagrams again, I don't know why?"
Someone chimed in, "Don't say it, the last time the edict master helped me calculate the opportunity to break through the realm, it was really right." ”
"What? If you didn't say it earlier, I still think you have taken some kind of elixir. ”
Seeing that they were about to come, the evil god glanced slightly, and they all changed color, and after their bodies stiffened, they sat down uncontrollably.
This is a big guy!!
Although they can't do it physically, they are roaring inwardly!!
Then there was a look in their eyes that made the evil god incomprehensible, they were not afraid of the evil god, half excited and half arrogant, of course, this arrogance had a bottom line.
Therefore, after the evil god deflated his mouth, he did not target them.
After putting them down, they suddenly fell silent.
However, because Sima Yuan was in the way, the young man Sima Zhao found out about this scene, but even if he found it, it would not be surprising, after all, he found that the evil god and Sima Yuan were not very human.
This is, an exclamation sounded.
Sima Yuan turned his head to look at it, and saw that there was golden blood overflowing from Sima Zhao's fingers.
The evil god's pupils shrank, and he said, "You grandson, it's amazing." ”
Sima Yuan raised his eyebrows, and he naturally saw that there seemed to be a bloodline hidden in Sima Zhao's body.
And a 'divinity'!
Yes, it is divinity.
The supreme bloodline of the former god realm, the blood of the gods.
In ancient times, among the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, the Protoss was the existence at the top of the food chain of the three realms.
That kind of scenery is far from being comparable to the current fairy world, demon world and demon world.
Dominates almost the entire starry sky.
Including the ancestral realm at that time, it was difficult to beat its edge.
These allusions automatically appeared in Sima Yuan's mind, his eyes were a little complicated, and he said to himself: "It's really the reincarnation of Ziwei."
For the first time, he looked at the little grandson with a thoughtful look in his eyes.
The young man struggled with his fingers, and he spat out a word fiercely: "Now!!"
Sima Yuan's pupils suddenly shrank, and he saw that between Sima Zhao's fingers, there was a real dragon phantom around his fingers.
Immediately, in Sima Zhao's disbelieving eyes, which true dragon actually condensed into essence and flew directly towards Sima Yuan.
And at that moment, there was a click.
A thunderbolt exploded in the air.
A crimson thunderbolt landed directly on the true dragon phantom, but the real dragon seemed to be a little frightened, and actually roared defiantly, and swallowed the thunder in one gulp.
Sima Zhao was startled, and Sima Yuan was a little surprised.
The evil god was not surprised, and jokingly said, "O son of luck from heaven."
Sima Yuan looked at this kid and fell into deep thought.
"Who?"
A roaring figure ran out of the house.
It's not Sima Yan, who is it.
And there was an angry roar from inside the house: "Where are you going!!"
However, Sima Yan staggered, his eyes widened, and he looked at Sima Yuan, Sima Zhao, and the evil god and others in disbelief.
In this way, the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren just looked at it in a daze.
Sima Yuan's gaze was calm.
Sima Yan was stunned.
Sima Yuan couldn't believe it.
Then, two mutters sounded at the same time: "Impossible, right?"
Sima Yan: Dad can't be here, right?
Sima Zhao: It can't be your own ancestor, right?