Shen Ping'an's style of play lost the triumphant Zhang Genbao, and he didn't feel a good feeling in his heart.

"One night, just one night!

"Pile driver?"

Shen Ping'an returned home and gave his wife an idea.

Whatever they say, they also want to make Shen Tianqi and Hongyan pregnant.

So when Shen Tianqi returned home, he saw his mother holding a white silk hanging on the tree, Shen Tianqi looked at it in surprise, and Shen Tianqi's mother seemed a little hesitant.

"Oh, dog, you must not hang yourself!

When Shen Tianqi heard this, he immediately said, "Mother, what are you doing here?

"Second brother, Chu Changfeng's daughter-in-law is broken, when will you get pregnant?!"

Shen Ping'an's wife said: "You said that Chu Changfeng gave you the power to be an example, and now that he has done it, you should also fulfill your promise!"

Shen Tianqi was stunned for a moment, "So soon to get pregnant?

Shen Ping'an: "......"

"You don't care if someone is a piledriver, you... If you don't give birth, your mother will die, ouch! the child, don't die! You must not die! You must not die! Calm down!"

Shen Ping'an was still poking her as he spoke.

"Ahh I hanged myself!"

Shen Tianqi's mother looked at the white circle, shouting in her mouth, her neck was raised, but she didn't stick into it.

"Oh, it, don't hang yourself, don't hang yourself, don't hang yourself!"

Shen Ping'an continued to poke, and the frequency was faster.

Shen Tianqi looked at his father's little hand that kept poking, and couldn't help but feel a little funny, he suddenly understood something, and then swaggered into the house.

The old couple looked at their son into the house with stupid eyes.

"Hey, I said kid, why don't you hang yourself?"

"If you had gritted your teeth and hanged yourself just now, this would have happened!"

Shen Ping'an said with some complaints.

Shen Tianqi's mother said: "Oh, I can't do anything to myself!"

"What if something happens?"

"Well, I knew I was going to help you. Shen Ping'an blamed himself, "When the time comes, I will push, as soon as you hang yourself, this matter will be done!"

Shen Tianqi's mother said: "Then you can marry a little one?"

"It's not like I haven't... Not... Mei has a sword, his uncle's, his uncle's... His uncle's. ”

"Dead old man, you stop me!"

......

"You can't give birth?! Your father and I will kill ourselves in front of you today, and blood will be splashed on you, and when the time comes, you will be the head of the world with your father's blood!"

Shen Ping'an held a sword across his neck and said with a serious face.

"Yes, your father wants to hang himself! Your father wants to kill himself! Second dog, do you promise your father?"

Shen Tianqi's mother also stood aside and said with a serious face.

Shen Tianqi sat beside him helplessly, looked at his father, and said helplessly: "Dad, mother, what are you doing again!"

"Oh, how do you talk this kid? Don't you see your father holding a sword across his neck and killing himself?

"Oh, your dad is going to kill himself! Your father is going to kill himself!

Shen Tianqi's mother kept poking Shen Ping'an's waist and said, so fast.

"I... I killed myself! I killed myself! I killed myself!"

Shen Ping'an held the sword and moved slightly, with a brutal expression.

"Alas. ”

Shen Tianqi stood up and walked in front of his father, Shen Ping'an looked at him and said, "Are you born?"

"Alas. ”

Shen Tianqi took down the sword, then pointed to the sword and said, "Dad, this sword is not sharp, and it can't die." ”

Shen Ping'an: "???"

Shen Tianqi threw the sword to his father, Shen Ping'an looked embarrassed when he held the sword, and after Shen Tianqi left, Shen Ping'an said: "You... What are you going to do?"

"I asked you to borrow a sword from Hongyan, how can you borrow an unedged sword? What's wrong? Hongyan didn't lend you a sword?"

Shen Ping'an said curiously.

"I borrowed it, but I didn't take it out. ”

Shen Tianqi's mother was embarrassed.

"What? If you borrowed it, why didn't you take it out? You gave me this sharpened sword, it's... What deterrent does it have? You treat me like a child?" Shen Ping'an said unhappily: "What about the bladed sword?"

"Take it out! I'll use it next time!"

So, Shen Tianqi's mother took out the sword she borrowed from Hongyan, "Hongyan said that this is the least sharp sword." ”

"The least sharp? I want the sharpest sword!

Shen Ping'an took the sword in his hand, unsheathed the sword, and a bench in front of him instantly split into two.

Shen Ping'an: "......"

"Come, take this sword next time and kill yourself. ”

Shen Tianqi's mother said angrily.

......

"Ergouzi! Critically ill!"

Shen Tianqi's mother ran in and cried.

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"Dad, my mother said you were critically ill? What is wrong with you?

Shen Tianqi looked at Shen Ping'an lying on the bed and said curiously.

"Oh, son..."

"Two dogs..."

Shen Ping'an said tremblingly: "Your father, I can't do it, I'm leaving." ”

Shen Tianqi nodded slightly, held his father's hand with both hands, and said affectionately: "Dad, you can leave with peace of mind." ”

"With me here, I will take good care of my mother. ”

Shen Ping'an: "???"

"Ergouzi, your father and I have something to say to you before we die. ”

"Dad, you're tired, take a good rest, don't talk so much. Shen Tianqi said: "Dad, you're leaving, why do you talk so much?"

Shen Ping'an: "???"

Shen Tianqi's mother touched Shen Tianqi, "Let your father finish speaking." ”

"Okay, Dad, what are you going to say?"

"I... I want a grandchild... Grandson. Shen Ping'an said.

"Right here?"

"Yes, right here. ”

"Okay, after two years, I will take your eldest grandson to worship you. ”

"Hey, you TM's stinky little one..."

"Huh?"

"Ouch~"

"I want a grandson, I want a grandson, I want a grandson!"

Shen Ping'an said loudly, and in the end, as if he had exerted his last strength, a mouthful of blood spurted out directly.

Shen Tianqi blocked him with his clothes, and then said, "Dad, this watermelon juice is too thin!"

"It's... It's blood... It's blood!"

Shen Ping'an stretched out his hand, wiped it on the corner of his mouth, and then put it under Shen Tianqi's nose tremblingly.

Shen Tianqi sniffed it, and then his eyes widened, "! It's really blood!"

"Dad, you... What's wrong with you?"

Shen Tianqi said with a confused expression.

When Shen Ping'an saw Shen Tianqi like this, his heart instantly stabilized.