It's a busy day and I have an unbearable headache.

Never keep changing, revise tomorrow.

(4) Swearing without swearing:

You, an imperfectly evolved lifeform, a genetically mutated alien;

Kindergarten level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease;

the abandoned baby of the snowman of Our Lady of the Peak, the murderer of the clogged septic tank;

Africans are the descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with yin and yang imbalance;

a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption crater;

Oversized and shameless megaphones, the shame of the Eskimos;

super-organisms that survive with cockroaches, semi-plants with rotten vitality;

The smelly garbage man, the source of the noun "spit";

Dinosaurs, which degenerate three times a day, are the strongest waste materials in human history;

The old washing machine that God had fallen from by mistake, the headless creature that could think;

the scourge of ruining the reputation of fellow Asians, the descendants of whom their ancestors have been disgraced;

Primitive species that deposited thousands of years of humus and which scientists did not dare to study;

The necessary ingredient for the destruction of the universe, even the orcs look down on you;

10 times the concentration of oil in the sedimentary raw material, disfigured Ronald McDonald;

A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of dung in a TV series;

It's not as good as the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the side of the road,

Even flowers are more than 10 times more beautiful than you;

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth,

If you want to commit suicide, you will only be advised not to leave the body so as not to pollute the environment;

The keyboard you've touched can't even survive the Amiba protozoa;

The saliva that spews out is deadlier than SARS;

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant;

If you are handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction;

An idiot can be your teacher, and a retarded can teach you to speak humanly;

As soon as you look up, the ozone layer will burst;

To immigrate to Mars is to leave you;

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can shut down;

If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help but fly at you;

A grenade will blow itself up when it sees you;

Someone else has to fly a plane to hit a Gemini, but you just have the same power as if you parachuted;

All the places you have visited will become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will become history;

I didn't know you until I did anything good in my 18th life, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough;

(3) Shocking quotations:

1. I want to scold people today, so I don't scold you.

2. I don't want to know if you're sick, don't act so obvious, okay?

3. I really envy the skin on your face, which is so well maintained.

4. Your birth is a letter of apology from Durex

5. Some people say I'm ugly, I'm ugly, am I chasing you?

6. I still like you very much, like a dog by nature

7. If the Great Wall is made of your cheeks, it would be strange that Meng Jiangnu could cry

8. Throw a piece of meat on the phone, and the dog will combo more than you.

9. Your parents should take those ten seconds for a walk

10. I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can't?

11. You feel like you've been caught in the toilet seat

12. Just casual, not temperless, for some people, I just want to say that my slap fits your face very well

13. The world is as big as the heart and eye you lack.

14. I don't like to rob with others, because everything that can be snatched away is garbage.

15. You have a pair of eyes that look down on people, and they all say that dogs look down on people!

16. You're very good at cooking, I think you're good at adding oil and vinegar.

17. A group of NBs fly south, one will line up as S, and the other will line up as B.

18. You don't have to be alienated from me because I never put you in my eyes.

19. I'm not a thermos cup, why should I keep my original enthusiasm for you.

20. I have a habit of emotional cleanliness, if I am not the only one, then please keep your distance

21. When you are treated as a human being, can you please pretend to be a little better?

22. It's okay if you don't go to be a cook, you can shake the pot so badly.

23. Don't ask me who I am, if it's not bad enough for you, you're a good person.

24. Before I met you, I really didn't find out that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

25. If you have the power to pretend to be with me, I will have the strength to kill you.

26. There are always people who can't get used to me, what can I do, do everything I can to please me, or kill people.

27. You are a sauerkraut fish, sour and vegetable and superfluous

(3) Funny and intimidating:

1. When you laugh, the wolves hang themselves: your sigh, the cat runs away from the mouse; Your jump, chickens fly and dogs jump; If you don't dress up, you're uglier than a ghost, and when you dress up, you paralyze a ghost

2. What brand of plastic bag are you, so able to pack.

4. I don't want to know if you're sick, don't act so obvious, okay?

5. Your looks are refreshing.

6. You don't have a water pipe in your brain.

7. If a mosquito bites your face, you will want to kill yourself.

8. No artificial intelligence can compete with your natural fool.

9. What you say when you like you is what you are, and what do you say you are when you don't like you?

10. Don't talk to me, I have a cleanliness fetish.

11. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color, far apart.

12. I don't even believe in punctuation marks at your word.

13. Sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard, and the chicken's position is more sassy than yours.

14. You are the letter between A and D, V and N on my keyboard.

15. Lao Tzu doesn't beat you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

17. When the weather is clear, the rain stops, and you think you can do it again.

18. Do you think you'll be as happy as you think you will be with money? No, you're wrong. The happiness of rich people, you can't imagine at all.

20. Take my passion as water to drink, and one day scald you to death.

21. Look at you with a human face, but you have a heart that is not as good as a beast.

22. I am bitter and vicious, I don't protect myself who protects me.

23. I'm not a fruit orange, shake it when I want to drink it, and it's not iced tea, I didn't have another bottle.

25. Don't just think a girl is naïve, if she doesn't like you, she is more mature than your mother.

26. You can go whenever you want, you want to come back, sorry, there is no way to do that.

27. For your ugly sake, just think you're right!

(4) Shocking quotations:

1. If your IQ is too low, you're contagious, so I don't want to get too close to you.

2. The brain is a good thing, it's a pity you don't.

4. When God closes a door for you, he will also clip your hand off.

5. Could it be that you are Cai Xukun and Qiao Biluo have to fit, Cai Bi?

6. Will we go to dinner together tomorrow?

I'm sorry I'm not hungry tomorrow.

7. Will you come out tomorrow to play together?

I'm sorry I had an amputation.

I'll push you away

Sorry for the amputated upper body.

10. You're very good at cooking, I think you're good at adding oil and vinegar.

11. Let's go eat fish together when you have time, I think you're quite picky.

12.

16. I just like the way you can't get used to me and can't kill me.

17. If you kill me, I will scold you, but I still have to scold, if I want to do it and I can't win, I will scold you while running.

19. Don't talk when you don't know what to say, so that others will only think and not confirm that you are a fool.

21. Look at your facial features, each of them has its own length, and no one obeys anyone.

22. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you either.

23. If you think something is wrong with me, please tell me, I won't change it anyway, don't hold back your illness.

24. If you don't put you in a pot, you don't even know what a vegetative person is.

25. Shake your head, do you hear the sound of the waves?

26. Whatever the other person says, you answer, you have a green vegetable in your teeth.

27. If you have flowers, the cows will not dare to poop in the future.

28. Are you there, it's good to be here, someone has stolen pigs recently, I'm afraid something will happen to you.

29. I haven't held hands for too long, and I feel gentle when I take a pickled pepper phoenix claw.

31. My spit is for counting money, not for telling you

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