Chapter 083: A Thousand Cups Are Not Drunk
"Old fairy, what are you doing?" A-Niang was in a hurry, why can't my daughter kneel down to the mountain god!
"Old lady, don't be angry. As for why you can't kneel, you ask your daughter to know!" Of course, this ball has to be stepped on and returned to the original owner, and it will be troublesome if you can't explain it yourself.
Ah Niang looked at Xifu suspiciously, casting an inquiring gaze.
Xifu was also full of question marks, "How do I know why, even if the old gods don't let me worship, then I won't worship!"
Hehe, how could Xifu not know why, she said this on the one hand for Ah Niang, and on the other hand, she also said to the temple to listen: No matter what you see, don't expose my identity as an immortal cultivator.
Miao Zhu nodded slightly, indicating that he understood the meaning of Xifu, and said, "Last night, the mountain god gave me a dream, saying that a female gentleman would come over today, don't let her worship me, she will teach the big man who leads the party in the future, and the little mountain god can't afford it." ”
Xifu quietly erected a big finger to the old temple Zhu, the magic stick is the magic stick, lying and deceiving people is professional, and the key is to make the old lady happy and convinced.
"I see!Thank you to the old fairy Jiyan!" Ah Niang was so happy, the wrinkles on her face instantly doubled with a smile, "It turns out that my daughter is still a big gentleman, haha, what kind of blessing has the old woman cultivated in this life!" said and bowed to the mountain god tablet three times before standing up.
Pulling Xifu, he was so happy that he ran home, and he was so happy that he couldn't walk very steadily, and he was crazy.
Xifu felt a little guilty in his heart.
Baozi followed behind, "The secret of the immortal cultivator, she is a mortal, and not letting her know is actually protecting her! If other immortal cultivators know that she has the information of the immortal cultivator in her head, those people will definitely use supernatural powers to check her head, and many of these supernatural powers will cause great damage to mortals." ”
Xifu let out a long sigh of relief, it was obvious that the demon lord's words had relieved her guilt of deceiving A-Niang.
After the mother and daughter arrived home, Daddy had already brought the food to the table, set it up well, and waited for them to come back to eat.
And it's not just Daddy, there is one more person at the table - Lin Zhuangzhi Lin Lizheng.
It was he who was once imprisoned in the township prison for helping Xifu naturalize in Berao Village. The two families were originally close relatives of the same family, and because of this relationship, they became more and more intimate.
Xifu picked up his wine glass, stood up and saluted Lin Zhuangsheng, "Thank you Brother Lin for taking care of Daddy and Auntie, and thank you Brother Lin for helping me naturalize." ”
Lin Zhuangzhi stood up with a flushed face after hearing what she said, "Big sister, it's too much for you to say this, our two families are very close, if you say help, it's all mutual, my second uncle and second mother didn't help me less when I was a child." As for helping you become a naturalized citizen, then I'm even more embarrassed!" This straightforward man said everything from the bottom of his heart.
"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's not say who respects whom, let's drink one together, second uncle and second mother, drink together!"
Four wooden wine glasses gently touch each other, making a pleasant sound.
All four of them raised their heads and drank it all.
In such a pleasant atmosphere, the wine also becomes sweet.
"Hey, big sister, I heard that the Yixue Hall is very evil, and two people have died, you, don't go, I said, you might as well open a small academy in the new house, teach it yourself, and you can raise money in the village to pay for teaching." ”
As soon as Lin Zhuangzhi finished speaking, the dinner table suddenly fell silent.
Lin Zhuangzhi's suggestion is to help Xifu, and to a certain extent, he can be regarded as a small abuse of power for personal gain. His kindness was about to be rejected, and Daddy and Auntie felt embarrassed.
Daddy and Auntie cast their eyes on Xifu, Lin Zhuangzhi's suggestion was actually their favorite way. The daughter not only left the evil school, but also insisted on her career, killing two birds with one stone, but they had reached a consensus with their daughter, and they were embarrassed to change their minds, and finally decided that it was up to their daughter.
"Thank you Brother Lin for your kindness, we have decided to move to the county seat. Xifu was full of apologies. “
"Well, that's better, that's better, it's more productive than being trapped in this small village. In other words, with your talents, it would be too condescending to be in this small village. Come, come, eat vegetables, my second uncle's skills are getting better and better!" said Lin Zhuangzhi picked up a piece of braised chicken nuggets and put it in his mouth.
Obviously, he, Lin Zhuangzhi, understood the embarrassment of this family, and he deliberately diverted the topic.
Xifu is naturally willing to cooperate, "That's it, my father's craftsmanship is amazing." As he spoke, he picked up a piece of braised chicken and put it into Daddy's bowl, and Daddy happily picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hey, my!" Ah Niang tapped the edge of her bowl with her chopsticks, making a crisp protest sound. The face is feigned anger.
"Come on, come on! Ah Niang, this is yours, cold salad cabbage, to lower your anger. Xifu took a large pile of green hair cabbage and covered it on A-Niang's rice bowl.
"How to give him meat, give me grass, don't!" said no, but A-Niang still happily picked it up, put it in her mouth, and chewed it in a big gulp.
"Hahaha"......
It was a pleasant dinner that lasted until late at night.
The result is far from everyone's impression, the person who can't drink the most and the first person to lie down at the table is Lin Zhuangsheng, and the person who can drink the most is Xifu, and then Auntie and Daddy. Until Lin Zhuangzhi's wife came to help her husband go home, she was still puzzled, "My man is obviously so good at wine, and the amount of wine is not bad, why was he drunk by this home-brewed rice wine!"
Not only was she surprised, but if Auntie and Daddy were not drunk, they would also be surprised, how could a thin girl drink a tall and stout middle-aged man?
It's just that Xifu herself is very puzzled, isn't her alcohol consumption very bad, isn't she blushing with a glass, why did she suddenly become so violent?
Xifu cleaned up the battlefield while having questions, there was no way, who called her the hardest person to drink.
After finishing the after-drinking, Xifu lay on the bed and breathed a long sigh of relief, "Hey, why do you say I drink so much?"
The demon lord was lying flat in the air, his hands resting on the back of his head, and gave Xifu a good-looking white eye: "Is there an immortal cultivator in the world who is more ignorant and ignorant than you?"
Xifu rolled to the other side, perfectly avoiding the demon lord's domestic violence.
Hehe, this girl's reaction speed is getting longer!
"Today, I successfully persuaded my father and aunt to move into the county seat, and tomorrow I will go to Yue Jinlin to tell Yue Jinlin about my resignation, and then I will exorcise the ghosts of Mrs. County! Xifu crossed his fingers to arrange the future itinerary. "Do you think that's okay?"
Although the demon lord generally does not give much advice and often plays the role of a perfect protector, Xifu still habitually asks the demon lord for his opinion.
"But it's better to do it faster, not to slow down. "After all, they are all mundane and mundane, and the entanglement is too deep, which is not conducive to cultivation.
"Uh-huh" Xifu was still not sleepy.
"I'm not sleepy, right, get up~come~practice!" The demon lord's words were too sudden.
Before Xifu could react, he was already held under the armpit by the demon lord and came out through the wall.
As soon as Baozi kicked his legs, he hugged Xifu's calves and hitched a ride smoothly.
In an instant, he moved to the old place of cultivation, on the boulder in the forest.
The bright moon is in the sky, and the jade shines for thousands of miles, illuminating the mountains like a white veil. Occasionally, a breeze blew, and ripples rolled up on the white veil, which was beautiful.
The mountains are beautiful, the scenery is beautiful, and the people are more beautiful.
The demon lord sat quietly on the boulder, the moonlight shone on his handsome face, there was a cold temperament of a Mo Shang Gongzi like jade, the night breeze was blowing, and the long silver hair and white robe danced in the wind, making him go to the moon at any time to meet Chang'e.
Xifu's face flushed unconsciously, and he suddenly remembered that someone once seemed to have secretly kissed his forehead, and he didn't dare to open it nervously...... No, stop, force yourself to close your eyes, retract your mind, and concentrate on the "Tao of the Teacher" in your arms.
After about three breaths, the stern monkey jumped out of the book, jumped into the air, first demonstrated the action for Xifu, and then paused here, stretching out his fluffy tail to Xifu.
Surprisingly, when the tail reached the top of Xifu's head, it turned into a straight one, and it turned out that the dead monkey was going to use his tail for Xifu to use as a horizontal bar.
Xifu jumped slightly, held his hands on his tail, carried his dantian true qi on his arms, and made seven pull-ups upwards with his feet, and hooked his feet on his tails to make seven pull-ups on the left and right sides of his body.
This is the third time that Xifu has practiced ape play, and she has done it quite easily, and it is extremely standard, and even the strict ape counseling has not stopped to correct her.
When Xifu finished making a move, the ape also gave Xifu a big finger for free, and then it turned into a streamer and integrated into "Shidao".
Xifu stood up from the boulder, and saw that the demon lord was still sitting in the air, with a huge white halo all over his body, his silver spear was inserted in the boulder, and the silver lotus flower at the top was rarely full of blooms, even the innermost silver petals were fully opened, and the tender green lotus canopy and yellow beard inside also emitted a white light.
All the light converged above the silver lotus into a pillar of light that was more than the mouth of the bowl, and this pillar of light went straight into the moon overhead. From the moonlight, streams of silvery substance flowed down and poured into the lotus platform.
With the inflow of each ray of light, the tender green of the lotus platform will be deepened, and after dozens of breaths, the lotus platform will become dark green, and the lotus seeds in it will also become dark green.