As a little old man in a black suit and white shirt and bow tie appeared on the stage, the noisy hum of the auction site gradually quieted down.

The little old man was in good spirits, his silver hair was meticulously combed, and he first showed a smiling face and said, "New and old friends, welcome to the Phantom Auction House! I am your old friend Brother Lin!"

There was a chuckle from below.

This age, when there are many young people present, it is enough for grandfathers.

But this is also normal, just like some people who are very young, but also become grandfathers early.

"I believe that the friends who can come here must have known about this auction house. So without further ado, let's start today's first lot, the old rule, as a warm-up, with a starting price of one dollar. ”

There was a burst of laughter again, and someone said: "Lao Lin, forget it, every time you take a piece of garbage out to fool people, this link is canceled, don't delay everyone's time." ”

"Brother Lin, you want to make a mess to deceive us again!"

"I won't give you a dollar!"

In the face of the good-natured ridicule of some regular customers below, Lao Lin's wrinkled old face was still full of enthusiastic smiles, and he laughed and said: "Don't talk nonsense, the warm-up has made good things! Also, today's warm-up lot, to be honest, is really a big baby!"

"Wow!"

There was a burst of cheers below, just like a cross talk special, and the atmosphere was very cheerful.

Qin Jiuyue glanced at Ling Yi beside her and asked, "How do you feel?"

Ling Yi nodded: "It's fun, this old man is very good at adjusting the atmosphere." ”

Qin Jiuyue covered her mouth and chuckled: "Don't let him hear the three words of the old man, he doesn't like to hear it, and he is the chief auctioneer of the Phantom Auction House, he doesn't appear in the general auction session, it seems that he is really right today." ”

"Look, you still don't believe it, when did Brother Lin lie to you?" the little old man said, and said loudly to the backstage: "Come, bring today's warm-up baby up to the bosses for a long experience!"

Qin Jiuyue said: "The warm-up baby with a starting price of one dollar is also the rule of illusion, every time I will come up with something particularly strange to make everyone laugh, I don't know what kind of strange thing it will be this time." ”

At this time, from the backstage, seven or eight strong men carried a huge thing onto the stage, and from the sound of heavy footsteps, it could be judged that what they were carrying was definitely not light.

But because it was covered with a red cloth, no one knew what was inside.

The little old man stood on the stage with a relaxed expression: "Maybe everyone will guess what is covered under this red cloth, is there anyone who can guess it?

A young man sitting high up in the back shouted, "Stone!"

There was another burst of laughter in the room.

The little old man looked surprised: "Oh, this little brother is so smart! He actually guessed that this was a stone at once? Yes, it ......."

stepped forward, ripped off the red cloth, and a large cyan stone more than two meters long and about one meter high came into view of everyone-

"It's just a rock!"

There was another burst of laughter from the crowd.

Qin Jiuyue also couldn't laugh and said, "It's really ...... It's getting more and more weird, and it's actually breaking the stone to fool people. ”

"That's it!"

The little old man put away his smile, looked serious and serious, and said loudly: "Now let me introduce today's warm-up baby, let's call it No. 1 little baby!"

Many people who have witnessed the fat woman just calling the little boy baby next to her couldn't help laughing out loud and looked at the fat woman.

Obviously, the little old man on the stage, Brother Lin, must have known what had just happened, and he had been teasing from the beginning, but everyone didn't think about it, and now they finally understood.

The fat woman was not annoyed, and said loudly in a thick voice: "Don't fix those useless heads, can you use this baby?" Don't say that you start shooting for a dollar, you don't want to stick to the old lady, if this thing can produce good things, the old lady will eat it on the spot!"

The little old man smiled slightly: "Sister of the Zhao family, you can't talk too much, in case something good is going to be opened here, how embarrassing are you?"

The fat woman said nonchalantly: "What's the matter, it's not the first time that my mother has broken her promise, otherwise she can be so fat?"

Accompanied by people's laughter, Ling Yi couldn't help but glance over there, people who can do big business are really not simple.

At this time, the demon girl in Ling Yi's mind said, "No matter how much it is, buy it." ”

Ling Yi was stunned for a moment, and then communicated, "There's something in this stone?"

"A whole piece of the best spirit stone is sealed inside. The demon girl said lightly: "I don't know the current market of spirit stones, but the value is definitely not low." ”

Ling Yi thought about it, he had more than one million yuan in his card, and the starting price of this thing was one dollar, but if someone really competed with him...... For example, the fat woman who made a little dirty.

Thinking in his heart, Ling Yi suddenly stood up and said, "I'll give you a dollar!"

The entire auction scene was silent in an instant.

The fat woman turned her head to look at Ling Yi as expected.

The little old man on the stage saw Ling Yi and bared his teeth with joy: "Young man, it hasn't started yet!"

Ling Yi said a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, it's my first time participating, I don't know the rules very well, I think there are top-grade spirit stones there, I can't wait......"

As soon as these words came out, many people couldn't help but chuckle.

After hearing this, the fat woman suddenly became even more unhappy, and turned her head to look at Ling Yi: "What's the matter, little handsome guy, are you going to fight against me to the end? You took away my little baby, and now you are deliberately going against me, do you want to attract my attention?"

With such shameless words, the fat woman has no pressure to say it.

"You think too much, I just think there is a treasure in there, anyway, the starting price is not expensive, it's only one dollar, I can afford it, don't you want to fight with me?" Ling Yi said as he looked at the fat woman.

The fat woman disdainfully laughed: "The old lady is fighting with you? You think too highly of yourself, little handsome guy! That thing, but the old lady doesn't want to find money! However, the old lady just said that it was a broken stone, so you jumped out and said that there was a baby in it, you can't get along with your sister sincerely." ”

The fat woman stared at Ling Yi, her eyes seemed to swallow Ling Yi into her stomach.

"Otherwise, let's make a bet," Ling Yi looked at her calmly unmoved, "I'll take a picture of it later, cut it on the spot, if there is a spirit stone in it, then how about writing off the unpleasantness before?" You are also a businessman, what about me, a small person, I can't afford to provoke a big boss like you, and I don't want to cause trouble to my friends." ”

The fat woman's eyes narrowed slightly, but this time she didn't directly say nonsense in a rough voice, looked Ling Yi up and down a few times, and then said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be quite interesting as a handsome little guy, what happened just now, he lied, and I can't blame you. What about me, who is with me, I will definitely not hesitate to go back, there is a kind of you who will kill me, or the old lady will kill you!"

"But if you want to be calm and reasonable with me, then I can reason with you too. ”

As long as there is a little bit of a spirit stone in this broken stone, even if the finger covers such a large piece of spirit stone, the unhappiness between my sister and you will be completely written off, and I will never mention it. ”

The fat woman looked at Ling Yi: "But what if you lose?"

Qin Jiuyue looked at Ling Yi a little nervously, for fear that he would be trapped by this fat woman who seemed to be upright but was actually cunning.

couldn't help but whisper: "Don't bet on her......"

The fat woman laughed and said: "Xiao Jiuyue, you are so nervous about him, and you say that he is not your person, don't worry, my sister likes little boys, but she only likes to follow me willingly, and she is not interested in others!"

Qin Jiuyue's face was crimson, and she wanted to explain two sentences, but she couldn't say anything.

She is a big girl with yellow flowers, and she is really not an opponent to a fat woman who is full of tiger and wolf words.

Ling Yi smiled, "Does the eldest sister have any good suggestions?"

The fat woman laughed: "If you call me a big sister, I won't let you call in vain, so if something really opens inside, our little unhappiness will not only be written off, but my sister will also owe you a favor! No matter what, as long as you don't really embarrass the sister, the sister will continue!"

"If nothing comes out of it, you can call me Sister Zhao in public, apologize to me, and say that sister, I was wrong, and I shouldn't have called you aunt before!"

The fat woman raised her eyebrows at Ling Yi, threw a wink, and then laughed and said, "How is it?

Not to mention Ling Yi, even Qin Jiuyue beside him was a little stunned.

This woman...... It's not easy!

Qin Jiuyue is actually not very familiar with fat women, and she subconsciously doesn't like this kind of vulgar and ugly woman who puts lust on her face, so she has always stayed away.

But the other party's words just now have to be impressive.

In fact, the previous unpleasantness, big or small, big-hearted people don't care too much, but if the heart is small, it's a big deal.

After all, no matter how much you don't care about your image, not many people are willing to make a fool of yourself in public, right?

In fact, from the fact that she knew that she was deceived by Liang Shanming, she was extremely ruthless, and she did not hesitate to drive her away, and she could also see some of her temperament.

It's just that once people have preconceived ideas and look at people with prejudices, it will be difficult to correct them.

And this fat eldest sister only used a few words......

Terrible!

Ling Yi nodded dryly: "Win or lose, I will call you Sister Zhao in the future!"

"Hey, look, okay, I admit your brother!" the fat woman said loudly with a happy face, and then looked around: "Everyone give face, let my brother buy that broken stone for a dollar?"

"Sister Zhao's face has to be given!"

"Haha, Sister Zhao, don't you say that we won't shoot!"

"Yes, Lao Lin wants to cheat pocket money from us, don't think about it!"

"I won't give him a dollar!"

The little old man on the stage smiled bitterly and pointed at the fat woman: "Big girl, you, you're too unkind!"

The fat woman laughed: "Lao Lin, you don't cry there to be poor, who doesn't know that the warm-up babies are all rags you made?

The little old man sighed helplessly, and said: "Actually, I really didn't lie to you, this stone really came out of the old pit, but like everyone here, none of those famous people and everyone think that there is a spirit stone in it, and it is too large." You also know the rules of the auction house, don't open it yourself, leave the opportunity to everyone......"

Many people pouted below, saying better than singing, who doesn't know that you don't have a score in your heart?

If you don't ask the young man to make a bet with Sister Zhao to make peace, maybe someone will really buy this broken stone for 18,000 yuan to try their luck.

But now no one is thinking about it.

It's also fun to watch the handsome big sister and the handsome guy bet online, so it's a warm-up.

So, as the auction hammer in the little old man's hand fell, this huge stone became Ling Yi's big treasure.

Then, someone took out a professional cutting tool and moved it directly to the table, ready to cut on the spot!

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Look at you, the little baby is not happy, today is June 1st, don't pretend to be a little Lori little brother if you have the ability.

I'm not convinced that you will stone me to death with a recommendation ticket.