Chapter 147: Saliva and nosebleeds
"Alas~", Tianjizi held his extraordinarily pink and fragile cheeks and sighed.
If it weren't for the stinky boy in red who didn't know when he stuffed a blasting charm into his mouth, Lord Qi wouldn't have almost exploded on the spot because he wanted to save himself......
In the first place, he shouldn't have gone to the lower realm without permission, and he still did it with mortals, and he committed two crimes as soon as he committed it.
Those few fragments were infected with the blood stained with cause and effect and the turbid demonic energy, and the purification was even more troublesome, but Lord Qi was so stubborn!
This is not the same as putting them in a passive situation again!
Fortunately, the fragments have finally returned to our hands, and the main vein ...... There is no danger for the time being.
Your Excellency, you must wake up quickly.
Tianjizi's eyebrows were twisted together, and deep in his heart, there was always a terrifying sense of foreboding and speculation, which made him creepy.
'Quack-quack-quack'
A flock of geese floated in the sky, and among the geese was a large gray goose (duck).
As soon as the tender hand was raised, a spiritual fire skillfully headed towards the goose (duck), and the geese flew away with the big gray goose (duck).
'Quack, quack!'Bad guy!'It's you again!' The big grey goose caught a glimpse of the sky, and its cry became sharp but it didn't dare to touch it, and the feathers that had been burned off last time were almost expelled from the house!
Not to mention that it can't fly, it's almost cooked!
Linghuo did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, and extinguished the fire by itself halfway.
"Alas~", Tianjizi sighed sadly again.
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"Thank you so much Brother Jin!", Huangfu Song stepped down from the main seat, his majestic and upright face was a heavy thanks, and he patted Jin Litai's broad shoulders like a good brother.
"You're welcome, the emperor is in charge, the word brother can't be, you can't. When it came to business, Jin Litai also put away his recklessness.
"The head of the Huangfu is a well-deserved first leader, caring for the world, fair and strict, striving to pull out the mountains and cover the world, and the chaos is like the sky, Jin is very admired!"
Jin Litai's eyes were not fake, and he looked sincere, which made Huangfu Song's majestic face smile.
"Haha, these false names are just the names of the world's idle and indiscriminate, the immortal cultivation world is closely related to all walks of life, as long as you survive in this strange heaven continent, there is no saying that you can be alone, all this, if you have to get to the bottom of it, it is probably just for yourself. β
Huangfu Song smirked, walked back to his seat, and sighed with some emotion.
When I first heard these false names, I was still happy for several years when I was young.
Until one day, he was bored and listened to a book in a teahouse......
β...... I saw that the emperor made a leap and jumped onto the flashy roof......"
Hearing this, Huangfu Song's right eyelid jumped slightly.
β...... Huangfu Xiao'er heard the sound of the stained water, the moon was dark and the wind was high, the night was quiet, his heart was beating faster, he lay on the tiles for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it and stretched out his hand......"
At this moment, Huangfu Song's right eyelid jumped up suddenly.
β...... Through a large piece of tile, Huangfu Xiao'er put his eyes on the missing tile like some young people, and saw a screen suddenly standing next to the layers of yarn......"
The storyteller's voice is clear, with the beginning and end of the storytelling, and continues to tell the story.
And behind the screen...... It is the person he is looking forββ Sima Yunyun! Jianghu is known as the first witch killer of one-size-fits-all...... I saw that the other party was immersed in a square bath tub that was five or six feet long and two or three feet wide........."
The old storyteller held a clear fan in his hand, and when it came to the key words, the fan was closed, and the 'snap' slapped on the left palm, and everyone was shaken and very concentrated.
"And then, then, sir, speak quickly!", seeing that the old gentleman suddenly stopped at the key point, his heart itched like something.
The old gentleman poured a cup of tea unhurriedly and took a few sips before lifting a pair of sparkling eyes.
Huangfu Song: "...... should I go......
"Huangfu Xiao'er was very happy with Sima Yunyun, seeing the invincible witch killer who has always killed in all directions, and put down the soft appearance of a green silk hanging on her white shoulders, it was unexpectedly charming......"
The storyteller took another sip of tea under the earnest eyes of everyone, and said slowly again:
"Huangfu Xiao'er was addicted to it for a while and couldn't extricate himself, the witch gently stroked her hair, and between scrubbing, the fragrance overflowed, as if it floated straight into the sky, and passed into Huangfu Xiaoer's nasal cavity......"
Huangfu Song's eyelids jumped.
The witch frowned lightly, not knowing what she was thinking, but she didn't notice it at all, and the water droplets that were picked up slid down suddenly!
The old gentleman 'swooped' the fan, and then 'snapped' on the palm of his hand.
"Suddenly! A drop of unknown water fell from mid-air, and Sima Witch was stunned for a moment, and then looked up sharply! I saw that half of the emperor's body had already stretched in!"
"It turns out that Huangfu Xiao'er looked at the beautiful jade-like body of the happy person in his heart, the faint beauty, and unconsciously opened one tile after another, first the whole head was exposed, then the neck was stretched, and finally, half of the body was stretched out......"
Huangfu Song: ...... Do I have it? No, do I have it?
How could such an obscene act of flower pickers come from him!
He... He drooled, but he only stretched out half his head! Definitely not as exaggerated as the stinky old man said!
"Wow! Huangfu Song, as the first leader, is really extraordinary! He dares to peep at the witch taking a bath!"
"That's it, but I'm very curious, what did Huangfu Song see......?
"Oh, you shameless! You are embarrassed to ask this question in front of so many girls! Beware of not finding your daughter-in-law!", the forty or fifty-year-old lady glanced at him.
......
Huangfu Song's expression was in a trance: "...... "I, I have indeed seen a lot, otherwise I would not have been ......
Everyone took advantage of the old gentleman's tea to discuss the 'plot' of the story in full swing.
"Ahem, ahem, everyone, listen to me. The old gentleman raised his hand and pressed down with his palm to signal quiet, everyone was very interested in the follow-up plot, so he immediately stopped discussing and sat upright.
"The reason why a witch is called a witch is that she has devilish strength, devilish means, and devilish... Stature. Sima Yunyun single-handedly founded Ziyun Pavilion, and even the world was shocked to hear about it, its devil killer and the prestige of the world's one-size-fits-all will inevitably make people subconsciously ignore his appearance and figure......"
The old gentleman's eyes were particularly bright, but his voice was more calm.
In fact, Sima Yunyun, who is covered by a murderous aura, has a slender posture, graceful and graceful, very gorgeous, and a smile that captivates the country and the city. But she is always dressed in black or dark red suits, and she is beautiful, too sharp for anyone to look at her beauty. β
And take off the gentle and elegant temperament of the daughterless family, this compelling beauty is highlighted, coupled with the hazy water vapor, the fragrance is ethereal......
Therefore, this Huangfu child couldn't control his drooling, not to mention, the moment Sima Yunyun raised his face, he even had a nosebleed!"
Huangfu Song: ...... No, no, no, I don't listen, I don't listen! It's not me, it's not me!
The witch wiped her face, and finally came back to her senses, and her face was blushing or angry, and her sword flew out spontaneously at the order of her master, and stabbed it on the roof tiles......"
The old gentleman's eyes were shining, he was very excited, and he squeezed the handle of the fan:
"And the emperor Fu Xiao'er seemed to be unaware, and was hit by a sword and fell from the roof, and when he raised his eyes, he saw a pair of jade feet of Sima Yunyun, who was already well dressed, and he was in a trance, but he suddenly ...... at this moment."