Chapter 61: Drama
"Sand ...... Sand...... Sand ......"
The broom rubbed evenly against the ground, and the osmanthus that fell all night was gently rolled up by the broom and rolled into the dust.
After cleaning the courtyard, the man took out a strong bow and long arrows as before, and the man came over with a pale face to shoot arrows.
"Ahem...... cough cough cough ......" The man's chest shook violently, and the 'whoosh' arrow shot out, and the man stepped forward to pick up the arrow.
He left with his front feet, and the woman walked out of the stone house, she quietly watched the man's back in the distance by the door, and did not make a sound from beginning to end, the woman walked into the kitchen, and took out a porcelain jar with a complicated expression.
When the man returned, the woman's breakfast was ready, "Wash your hands and eat!"
"Hmm!"
"Let's eat!"
"Hmm!"
"Drink more soup!"
"Good. ”
"This ...... This is peach nectar?"
"Well, it was sent by Father Kua. ”
"You're not angry with your father?" the man asked with a smile.
The ......woman did not speak.
"No news from Shiji?" the man asked in a low voice.
"The sky is chaotic, and she can only be counted as safe. ”
"Peace is good, peace is good. The man's voice was a little lonely, and he was more willing to admit that she was his successor than his sister after ten years of teaching arrows.
The woman poured another large bowl of golden water, "Drink more honey water, it will be good for your injury." ”
"Good. The man drank with his head down.
After eating, the man walked around the yard.
The woman looked at him angrily and said, "Say, I want to hear what else they have to say?"
The man's resolute face was a little red, and the man stood upright like a schoolboy who had made a mistake, bowed his head and said, "Emperor Zun and Aunt Xuanming are looking for me...... They've bowed their heads, and you're. ”
The woman raised her eyebrows and said coldly: "Am I angry with them? Am I angry with them? Do you all treat me as a fool? The one in the Ancestral Witch Palace, he is so bold that he actually calculated on my head, don't think that he will be fine if he hides in the Ancestral Witch Palace." ”
"The men who dare to hurt my Chang'e, don't give them a retribution, they are all bullied by us, one of them is one, no one can escape, Brother Yi, you don't care about this matter, you take care of your body first. ”
"E...... Sister E......" Hou Yi's deep voice was a little astringent, he was both moved and worried, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
......
The morning sun was rising, Shi Ji stood under the sun and intoxicated with the golden morning light, and the witch woman stood aside with a grin, kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and became the kind old lady again.
"The old body is really a little envious of Daoyou, who lives so freely. ”
Shi Ji smiled lightly and said: "Mother-in-law, I am a broken jar, after today, maybe I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow, I cherish every day I see the sun, mother-in-law, I suddenly want to see the first beautiful man in the wilderness who makes you unforgettable." ”
The witch woman collapsed directly, and the old lady pointed at Shi Ji in horror and trembled in defense: "You...... You...... You...... Hugh is going to talk nonsense, who ...... Who...... I'm worried about ......"
"Isn't it mother-in-law, didn't you say that the Eastern Emperor is handsome and has high strength, one person can fight three ancestral witches, and he has companions...... Woowoowoo......"
Shi Ji's mouth was blocked by a dry palm with lightning speed, and the old lady actually started directly, Shi Ji's eyes widened, conveying a truth: the gentleman does not move his mouth.
It's a pity that the annoyed witch stared back arrogantly.
"Mother-in-law, in fact, there is no shame in liking the sun, my sister likes to bask in the sun!"
"You say the moon god likes to bask in the sun?" the old lady stared, and her gossip blood boiled again.
"I can't think of it. ”
"I really didn't expect that the Nine Heavens Moon God actually likes to bask in the sun, is there something that the old body doesn't know?" the witch woman pondered excitedly.
"Mother-in-law, if you have anything else to explain, I'll leave if it's okay. ”
The old lady came back to her senses, she stretched out her hand to a little of Shi Ji's eyebrows, and some things that were inconvenient to announce came into Shi Ji's heart.
"What? I still want to learn how to make soup from you?!" Shi Ji collapsed instantly.
"You won't take it for nothing because of luck, will you?"
"No, no!" Ishiji's head shook like a rattle.
Seeing that Shi Ji was scared like this, the witch woman had the feeling of winning back a city, and she pulled her into the kitchen despite Shi Ji's wishes.
Half an hour later, a lion's roar came from the kitchen: "Come again!"
An hour later, a voice came out with gritted teeth: "Are you a human soup?"
Three hours later, the loveless witch and the grizzled Ishiji stood in a pot of black things, speechless.
"Uh...... I...... I said I had no talent for cooking. ”
The witch didn't even have the strength to roll her eyes, and she wanted to yell back: "You don't call this no talent, you call this brainless!" Not only is she brainless, but she is also blind and crippled.
This incident hit the witch very hard, and she calculated all the problems, and ended up with problems on the things that were not problems.
"Mother-in-law, if I don't boil the soup, can I still share your luck?"
"It's okay in front, with my tens of thousands of years of foundation, you won't lose a penny, but later, if you don't do things, you will get less and less, and in the back, your demand for luck is getting bigger and bigger!"
"I understand, mother-in-law, don't worry, even if I can't make soup, I'll be fine, have you forgotten who my sister is?"
"No, no, if you go to the moon god, I will definitely be unlucky, and I will be unlucky. ”
"What do you say I should do now? I can't make the soup, why don't you stay and make it for me?"
"This is even worse, you think the eyes of heaven are ...... Belch...... I can't see it, I have to disappear as soon as possible. ”
"If you don't boil all the soup and put it in the gourd, I can still make the hot soup. ”
The witch woman was angry for a while, her brain was very good at this time, why didn't she have a brain to boil the soup, the witch woman said weakly: "The soup I boiled is mine, only what you boil with your own hands is yours, and at the moment I leave, I want to remove all my traces." ”
"Then there is no way, I have to go to my sister, with her luck of the Nine Heavens Moon God, it should be no problem to raise me. ”
I don't know why, the witch woman is extremely unhappy with Shi Ji's face at this time, isn't this knocking her wife, she has exhausted her organs, extracting teeth and boiling soup, but she choked on her words and had a toothache and chest tightness, this is a naked show of wealth.
Seeing that the witch did not object, Shi Ji got up and was about to leave.
"You can't leave right now. The witch said sullenly.
"Let's talk about it, I'll help you stop it...... Uh, that's a write-off of cause and effect between you and me. ”
"I know, you just have to stay here a few more days. ”
The witch woman was very, very depressed at this time, she had everything calculated, Shi Ji learned to cook soup with her, and someone should come to the door in a few days, she just took this opportunity to cut off the cause and effect and get out, but now the soup can't be boiled, Shi Ji is leaving, and she has no reason to stay.
"No, I can't make soup, I can't be at ease if I don't get to my sister for a day, not to mention that I don't dare to stay with my mother-in-law, if I drink some terrible soup, I can't even find my way home. Shi Ji said mercilessly.
The witch's face turned red, and the old lady walked up to Shi Ji and whispered a few words.
"No, you're adding drama!"