(13) Thieves
"You... Who are you? Press the harp, press the harp, what are you doing with so much force? Well, you broke the harp! What do you say? Oh ......."
Da Nail Erding guessed that it must be him who threw the paper just now, and he was happy to see him like this.
I
"We were introduced by a friend!"
"Oh, who's that?
"Yes, chickens, hens, old hens that lay eggs!"
The old man looked at them crookedly
"It turned out that Six Fingers recruited you! No wonder I'm unlucky!"
I'm curious
"What's the six fingers?"
"Six-fingered sword fairy, don't you know him?"
"Know, know! He made us here!"
I hurriedly said
"Oh, follow me!"
A few people made their way to a meeting room.
After sitting down, the old man looked at them
"I already know your purpose! How much are you going to want?"
All three of them were stunned, wow!
Big nails
"We need ...... when we go to the capital"
I quickly took over
"What is the maximum we can borrow?"
"That's the number!"
The old man held up a finger that was still bloody.
Big nails, two nails, a smile on his face
"One hundred taels?
"No, no, small business can't enter our press Qin Villa!"
"How much is that?"
"Ten thousand taels!"
Big nail and two nails hurriedly waved their hands
"I can't use it, I can't use it!"
The old man grinned with his teeth, and blood was still dripping from the corners of his mouth.
"It's going to be useful! I'm afraid it's not enough!"
"Yes, yes, the old man is right! If it is not enough, it will not be delayed! Okay, it will be 10,000 taels!"
I hurriedly said.
"Okay, which of you signs, who guarantees?"
Then take out a piece of paper, the same color as the paper that fell from the plaque.
The two nails looked at each other, and I quickly took the paper and handed it to them
"You are officials and people with status, of course you will sign this!
"Yes, yes!" the old man wiped his nose and nodded repeatedly.
The big nail and the second nail were helpless, so he had to take the pen and sign next to him, and after the sign was finished, he still needed to press the handprint to draw the seal, but the old man couldn't find the ink for a while, and he was in a hurry, so I pulled him to the big nail and the second nail, and patted him on the nose, and the nosebleed that had just coagulated flowed down again.
I dipped the old man's nosebleed with my hand holding the big nail and two nails, pressed the handprint, and drew a charge.
Everything was done, and the big nail and the second nail were nervous, and I was happily waiting for the old man to get the money.
After more than ten minutes, the old man walked in again, handed the package in his hand to the big nail, and smiled
"This silver is for you, save some flowers on the way!"
The two nails were very light, thinking it was a silver ticket, they opened the baggage, and suddenly they were stupid, and there was only a piece of black broken silver about one or two in it.
The two of them looked directly at the old man
"This ...... What's going on? What about our silver?"
"This is your 10,000 taels of silver! After deducting the interest, and then deducting the money you smashed the piano door! That's all!"
I was so angry that I almost jumped
"What the fuck are you guys going to do? 10,000 taels are only one tael of silver left? You're blacker than a black shop!"
The old man was a little upset
"Young man, you can't say that! You have damaged our piano door, and then you have removed the interest, it is said that 10,000 taels is not enough! It would be good to give you one tael!"
With that, he threw out a piece of paper from his sleeve, grabbed it and looked at it, and there was one word: "Get out!"
The big nail is on fire, and if you catch the old man, you have to do it.
Between the flips, the old man's footsteps moved, and the three of them were also led by him all the way to the door.
I only heard the three sounds of "plop, plop, plop", and I had already fallen out of the gate in all directions.
Then, another piece of paper floated in:
Fuck me!
Note: Don't forget to pay back the money when it expires! Otherwise, it will double in one day!
Then, he threw a bag out of the door and smashed it on my nose, causing blood to flow down my nose.
"You dare to hit me in the nose!
For the sake of the old man's trust, our owner specially sent you a trick, which must not be opened at ordinary times!
The old man said, and the door of the piano, which had been broken, was closed again.
The big nail got up and was about to rush up and slam the door, but I quickly pinched my nose and called them back.
"Still smashing, smashing a tael of silver is gone!"
Big nails and two nails look at each other
"That's so infuriating! When did we get this angry!"
"Can you beat that old man?"
I asked
Big Nail Er Nail shook his head
"That old guy's teleportation method just now is too powerful! We can't beat it!"
"I know I can't beat it, why do I go up? Let's go!"
I sat in the car, rode a horse with two nails, and was hungry after tossing for a long time, and after walking a short distance, I saw a snack bar on the head of Zhuangzi.
A few people went in to eat something, and there were dozens of copper coins left.
A few people hurried listlessly.
While walking, Erding was still holding a string of copper coins and dangling in his ears "banging", and Da Nail was annoyed by his dangling
"Ernail, why are you always dangling it? It's weird and annoying!"
Erding looked at him and continued to shake
"Big brother, I never thought about it before, I don't know what's going on! Today I always think that the sound of this copper coin is so good!"
Big Nail frowned
"Well, in two days, you will still think that steamed buns are a delicacy in the world!"
Erding couldn't hear enough, so he simply hung a string of copper coins behind the butt of the car, and with the bumps of the car, it kept ringing all the way.
Not long after, the sky darkened, and several people couldn't afford to stay in the hotel, so they slept in the wild woods.
At ten o'clock in the middle of the night, I woke up the driver and helped me get out of the car to pee.
As soon as he stood firm and began to "shhhh
I forgot about my broken leg, screamed, and was about to chase after my pants, but with a "plop" and fell to the ground.
At this time, Da Nail Erding also heard the movement, and hurriedly ran over, turned over and chased after him.
It didn't take much effort, and it came back wiltingly.
"Where's the carriage?" I asked
"Run! I guess we don't have any hope!
Big Nail said angrily
"So what should I do tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow, you can only ride my horse!
"I have a leg injury, and it doesn't hurt to ride a horse?"
"There's no way, Fifth Master, I can only wait until ...... first!"
"It's good to wait until the capital, right? But I can't wait for the capital and I'm going to die!"
Big Nail looked embarrassed
"You don't have to go to the capital, when we pass this section of the place where there is no village and no store, we can use our identity to borrow some money from the local officials, and then get you a car, it's good!"
"Oh, but you have to hurry up, or I won't go to the capital!"
"Yes, yes!"
The big nail nodded repeatedly.
That's when I leaned against a tree and took a nap.
I heard Erding babbling in his mouth
"That string of copper coins was also taken away by that guy......!
The next day, three people and two horses went on the road, and after walking for half a day, the water and rice did not enter.
Finally, I saw a town store appear in front of me.
As soon as I entered the town, I smelled a fragrance wafting over, and it turned out to be a steamed bun shop next to it.
All three of them began to "gurgle" in their stomachs.
I urged the horse to the side and asked the boss next to the cage drawer
"How do you sell steamed buns?"
"One copper coin!"
I have one finger and two nails
"Can I exchange their knives with you?"
"No way!"
"Then take their clothes and change them with you, okay?"
"No way!"
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what's the matter?"
"Money!"
Nonsense! I am still grinding with you if you have money?" I looked at the bun and thought indignantly.
The big nail and the second nail have dismounted and come over
"Shopkeeper, our fifth master likes to joke! Hehe, don't you mind! Let me ask you, who are your local officials here? Where do you live?"
"Official, does the chief security officer count?"
"Of course!"
The shopkeeper gave them directions, and Da Nail and Er Nail were about to thank them for looking for it, but I quickly interjected
"Shopkeeper, we are from the capital, and we have urgent affairs to find your local officials, so we can't delay! We can't find it easy for you to tell! Why don't you take us there!"
"In that case, I should take you there......! Who's going to see my bun shop?"
The boss was a little worried.
"I'll just watch it for you! I'll be back in a moment anyway!"
"You?"
The boss looked at him, and then at the buns.
"Don't worry! I can sell it to you if I have business in a while! Don't worry, you see that we are tall horses, silk and satin, and we can steal a few of your buns!
The boss nodded and believed it.
As soon as the three of them left, I impatiently opened the cage drawer, grabbed the buns and ate them.
Thinking while eating
"Da Nail was right yesterday, it's only been a day, and this bun has become so delicious?"
While he was eating, he saw Da Nail's two nails riding a horse, galloping, and when they were not far away, they began to shout
"Fifth master, someone is chasing you, hurry up!"
With that, a gust of wind flew by.
When I looked back, I jumped up in fright, jumped up in front of the horse a few times, and didn't care about the pain, jumped on the horse, and ran away with the big nails.
At this time, a large group of people from behind also followed.
The owner of the bun shop then rushed back, and when he saw that the cage drawers were empty, he was so angry that he grabbed a rolling pin and chased after him.
The three of them ran for a while, and the crowd behind them was gradually thrown away.
The big nail and the second nail slowed down this time, and the big nail looked at me with a look of embarrassment
"Fifth Master, have you eaten enough?"
I nodded
"Make do!"
"But we haven't eaten anything since dawn! We were almost beaten to death just now!
Sure enough, I heard the two of them have their stomachs like blowing water hyacinths. He pulled out two buns from his arms
"This is what I hid, and I flattened it!
The big nail and the second nail hurriedly took it and swallowed it in one gulp.