Chapter 327: I Only Laugh

Feng Jun's five elementary school classmates have all played since childhood, and the relationship is very good, so there is nothing that cannot be said.

At the wine table, Er Fat complained, saying that you gave Liu Jiagui too much face, and if you put it on me, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to him.

The second fat is called Dou Jiahui, and when he was in elementary school, he was the second fattest in the class - the big fat surname was Feng Mingjun.

The Dou family is very famous in Chaoyang, but the family is not large, with a total of fifty or sixty people.

The second fat grandfather came to Chaoyang alone and gave birth to six sons, because of various disputes, four sons died in a fight.

Those four sons left four grandchildren, and the two sons who survived left eleven grandchildren.

In other words, Dou Jiahui has a total of fourteen uncles who fight with others...... Four more died.

The remaining ten uncles, in revenge, killed four more one after another, one of whom slaughtered two families - both were policemen.

He currently has only six uncles alive.

And Dou Jiahui's cousins, including him, have a total of nine - this is because of family planning, or I really don't know how many brothers there will be.

Another of his cousins had to sentence him to death because he killed someone during a fight.

When his brother went to the funeral, the deputy county magistrate came to wear linen and filial piety, and the police station paid money from top to bottom.

No way, this family is so terrifying, one brother died, and the other brothers followed.

The government is not stupid, the second fat father, belongs to the recruitment, is currently the deputy director of the Chengguan Police Station, the official is not big, and he is also confused, but when he stares, all the gangsters have to kneel.

In recent years, the Dou brothers have not had any remarkable achievements, but who dares to underestimate them?

Erfat's temper is not bad, but even if he says it in front of Liu Jiagui, Liu Jiagui does not dare to have any dissatisfaction.

Regarding Dou Jiahui's contempt, Feng Jun just smiled and did not make a statement.

A few of their elementary school classmates drank, and Gazi mainly poured wine next to him - he was a year younger than everyone else, who would pour wine if he didn't pour wine?

After being full of wine and food, Ga Zi asked in a hesitant manner, Brother Jun, you are doing a big business now, do you still want people?

Working as a security guard in a hotel really has no future, if you support yourself, it's not a big problem, and it's a delusion to start a family.

Since Brother Jun has laid a world in Zhengyang, he definitely wants to go to the past, and he is not psychologically uncomfortable with this kind of defection - he was mixed with Feng Jun when he was a child.

The only thing to worry about is that he has a history of epilepsy, and because of this history, he cannot apply for many positions.

For example, he once had the opportunity to take out a loan to buy a car for transportation, and for example, he also had the opportunity to go to work in a factory.

But these opportunities have been delayed by his history of epilepsy, and others dare not use them at all - what if you have a seizure halfway?

Feng Jun is very close to Gazi, why is Lu Xiaoning called Gazi?

That's not stupid, but I don't like to be fooled, and I have to say things that I can't get used to.

Feng Jun wandered outside and got to know a lot of people, but in terms of distance, Wang Haifeng was definitely not as good as Mu Miao, but Mu Miao couldn't catch up with Gazi.

Epilepsy...... I might be able to help him eradicate it!" Feng Jun thought in his heart, and then nodded, "Okay, go back and come with me, I didn't have any eyebrows in the first two years, and now I see if I can help you arrange it." ”

The second fat and one bared his teeth, "Big fat, arrange it for me, it's really boring to stay here." ”

"I went to another place, who knows about Chaoyang Dou's family?" Feng Jun glanced at him, "You contact my second uncle and help keep an eye on it, is there any barren mountain contracted nearby, if so, I may come back." ”

"Chaoyang Dou's family is a yarn, it's just a false name, you can't make money, and it's all in vain," the second fat said stupidly, "Why do you say that you are poor and poor? Because you are too poor, you are so poor that you are only left with Heng...... The goblin said. ”

He has always had a crush on his junior high school classmate Yao Jing, Yao Jing is now the anchor of the county TV station, although no one dares to mess with the Dou family in the county, but Yao Jing's current boyfriend is the son of a director of the provincial SASAC, and she is being transferred to the provincial capital in Zhang Luo.

"Then you want to make a profitable deal," Feng Jun took a drink from his glass, "if you are short of money...... Tell me about it. ”

"Okay, let's drink less," Tie Dun, a primary school classmate, said up, he works in the south, and his favors are not bad, "Early tomorrow morning, Da Fat will have to get up early." ”

Don't even think about it, he has a very bad impression of Liu Jiagui, if he didn't have some other plans, he wouldn't agree to borrow a car at all - a red envelope of two hundred yuan, is it really rare for me?

Liu Jiagui attaches great importance to this reception, he is really fed up with being the director of the Family Planning Commission, if he has a choice, he would rather stay in the county government office than be marginalized now.

The Family Planning Commission has never been a light place, in the past, people were poked and scolded for having fetus, but in recent years, it has been a little looser, and it is said that it can rely on the quota to eat some filial piety, and there is a two-child policy...... This official really can't be a man.

Since the county magistrate who appreciated him left, he has been going downhill, and he really wants to climb a high branch, and now is the opportunity.

At half past five in the morning, Liu Jiagui came to the big turntable at the edge of the county and watched everyone dispatch vehicles.

The turntable is the only way to the downtown area of Yunyuan City, and it is the most suitable for concentrating vehicles.

Liu Jiagui is not in charge today, so he transferred three cars, and the grade of the three cars is not low, at least his Jetta is not qualified.

However, the highest is an Audi A6, no matter how high it is, when everyone knows the news, it is relatively late.

At six o'clock, the convoy was almost there, a total of eighteen cars, plus nineteen of the first cars, which meant a long time.

But so far, only eighteen cars have come, and the manager is in a hurry, "Whose car hasn't arrived yet?"

Liu Jiagui jumped to his feet angrily, "My car, my car is one short...... He's on his way here. ”

"Hurry up," the manager said dissatisfiedly, he knew the director of the Family Planning Commission, and he was more polite in his words on weekdays, but when was it now?

So he spoke coldly, "Tell him, only give him five minutes, and if you can't keep up, chase him down the road." ”

Liu Jiagui didn't care about this person's bad attitude, so he called Feng Jun again, and after hanging up the phone, he scolded stupidly, "Nima, dog meatballs, can't be on the table." ”

Feng Jun was almost stuck for five minutes.

When Liu Jiagui saw the car coming, it immediately exploded, "Hold the grass...... You don't know how to wash your car?"

The car was trekking all the way back from Zhengyang, there was still snow over there, although the snow on the road was cleared, but how dirty the vehicle was, it was conceivable, the rear window of the car was simply a layer of mud, and nothing could be seen.

Feng Jun lowered the window and glanced at him, "I came back yesterday, and I drank until twelve o'clock, where did I wash the car?"

He was lying, and last night he drank until half past nine, and everyone broke up.

When the manager saw the miserable appearance of this car, he couldn't help but glared at Liu Jiagui fiercely, "Look at what you did!"

Liu Jiagui felt very innocent, I told Ya that it was Chao Ying who married his daughter, Nima, and he dared not even wash the car!

But at this time, it was too late to say anything, he waved at Feng Jun, "Get out of the car, hurry up and go to the car repair shop next to you to get a bucket of water, and wipe it casually, it's better than not wiping it at all." ”

Feng Jun sat in the car, motionless, and looked at him with a smile.

"Are you still capable?" Liu Jiagui became more and more popular, he originally wanted to scold the other party, but after thinking about it, he was an accomplished famous college student, so he could only swallow this breath and smile bitterly, "Xiaojun, didn't you give Mr. Chao eye medicine?"

Feng Jun just looked at him and smiled, not saying anything.

Liu Jiagui was still waiting to be crooked, the deputy manager came over, handed Feng Jun two red balloons, and spoke quickly, "Come, tie it to the rearview mirror of the car, the car is so dirty, after going to the city, take time to wash it." ”

Anyway, it was all kinds of hectic to pick up relatives, although Feng Jun's car was dirty, the main family still sent two boxes of hard Chinese over.

However, the next problem came, among the people who picked up the relatives, no one wanted to get on this dirty Passat, and in the end, it was the two hairy children who got into the car, both fourteen or fifteen years old, and they were distant relatives of the main family, from the mountains.

The two hairy children got into the car, but it was quite quiet, they couldn't see how luxurious the interior of the car was, anyway, even if it was an ordinary car, it was quite far away from them.

Nineteen cars were gathered, but no one came, and the convoy was dragged and dragged until half past six, when the sky began to lighten, and the convoy was on the road.

At this time, there are not many people on the road, and the deputy manager has done a lot of this kind of thing, and now he is finally relaxed, "It's okay, keep a margin, there must be enough time, it's almost dawn, notify the camera, take a picture on the road...... it, that Passa special shot. ”

There were three Passats in the car today, but he didn't even need to specify them to know which one he was talking about.

Chaoyang County to the city, it is about 30 kilometers, once the speed soars, it is very fast, into the city to be a little slower, to the small couple's house, it took almost 50 minutes.

That is, at half past seven, the convoy arrived, and two cars fell behind halfway, and they quickly caught up.

Here in Yunyuan City, the etiquette of the new daughter-in-law returning to the door is very grand, Feng Jun has seen it many times, and he doesn't get out of the car, just puts down the window and sits in the cab to smoke.

A hairy boy was a little curious, and asked him aloud, "Didn't the manager give you Chinese cigarettes? Why don't you smoke your own cigarettes with a touch of joy?"

Feng Jun glanced at him and replied with a smile, "I don't like to smoke hard box China very much, I feel that this kind of cigarette is better to smoke." ”

The hairy boy glanced at the short cigarette in his hand, and subconsciously spoke, "This kind of cigarette is short, it's fun, can my uncle give me one?" ”

Feng Jun's cigarettes are not cheap, Stork Bird Building 1619, a thousand yuan a piece, one will cost five yuan, hearing that this child is for his father, he didn't want to think about it, and directly gave a whole box, "Take it." ”

Children should certainly be encouraged to honor their parents.

(Updated to, Summon Commuter Pass.) )