(10) Ming five gates

At this time, the man who played the sword was snoring, but his body had already left the bed, and he turned around and left the room without a sound.

I quietly pushed the door, but it didn't go back.

It turned out that the two of them were not at ease, so they did not sell the door for the convenience of access. That's good, it's convenient for me.

When I entered the house, in order not to make a sound, I simply lay on the ground and crawled forward with my hands.

The two nails were tired all the way, and I must have had peerless merits, so they didn't realize it, and they were already snoring like thunder.

I quietly touched the side of the second nail, and picked up the blanket he put on the inside of his body, I thought that in ancient times, silver and copper coins were used, and the blanket must be very heavy, who knew that it was light and fluttering.

I'm a little discouraged, don't care about him, steal it out first!

Then, on his shoulders, he crawled out lightly.

I jumped all the way down the stairs, and I almost rolled down the stairs without paying attention. Out of the shop, I went straight to the only place in the town where the lights were shining.

Fortunately, it is not far away, and even so, it will not make me tired.

He flashed into the light at the gate from the shadows, and then remembered that he didn't have a veil, and he didn't care, so he just flickered one leg and jumped in.

At this time, in the hall, the lights were like daylight, and some people were gathered in various places, all dressed differently, but each pair of eyes stared at the door intentionally or unintentionally.

I jumped in, which was already unusual, and instantly attracted everyone's attention.

He was so tired and out of breath that he didn't look at it, but he picked up a table closest to the door and sat down, and began to call out to the man

Then a young man agreed, and ran over with a smile

"Guest officer, what are you going to order so late?"

I wanted to say something

"What's good, just go on!"

But he has no financial resources, and if he has no money after eating, he will be too faceless.

He simply opened his coat and rummaged through it by the light.

But after turning over for a long time, there was nothing else except a few yellow and crumpled pieces of paper and a few pieces of broken silver.

Disappointment, he threw his coat on the table, and took out only a few pieces of silver and handed them to his fellow

"What do you think you can get for these?"

The guy laughed awkwardly

"These can make two vegetarian dishes and a pot of wine!"

After that, he stared at the yellow paper exposed in the jacket, and his eyes lit up

"Guest officer, are you here for the first time? The dishes in our store are all famous for a radius of 100 miles! We have everything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and swims in the water! There is no shortage of the eight major cuisines of Lu, Sichuan, Guangdong, Suzhou, Fujian, Zhejiang, Hunan, and Hui, and they are all famous chef dishes with authentic flavors! Not to mention anything else, there are no less than 100 kinds of specialty dishes! If you don't believe it, I'll give you 100 names of dishes now......

"Don't, don't! You reported the name of the dish, I don't have the money to eat it, so I'm in a hurry!

The guy laughed

"Master, don't be funny! You look like a rich man! You don't have money to eat? With just your silver ticket, you can't finish eating our cuisine! It's really rare for a master like you to have money and don't spend, and you can't help your own mouth!"

I suddenly came to my senses, and he pulled out a piece of paper

"Is this thing really worth a big meal?"

The guy laughed and laughed

"Master, don't tease me anymore! I can't use ten meals for a big meal!

Then I understood, and when I looked in private, I saw that everyone was staring at him and his blanket one by one.

He hurriedly put away the blanket, held it in his arms, and became angry at the man

"Ye was joking with you just now! You kid is quite sensible! Okay! Hurry up and bring up all your best dishes here, let Ye taste them! The taste is good, Ye will reward you kid!"

The man happily agreed, turned and trotted to the back to pass the word.

In less than a moment, a steady stream of dishes was put up, a generous table was not enough, and another one was put together temporarily, and before the dishes were ready, I couldn't wait anymore, so I broke my leg leisurely and ate and drank around the table.

While he was eating happily, an old lady came over on crutches

"You can't finish this table, why don't you let the old lady taste it too, I'm full, I still have something to do!"

I saw that she was skinny and skinny, and there was only one skin left on her old face, like a Shar Pei dog, I felt a little disgusted and sympathetic, and I didn't have time to grind with her, so I simply raised my hand and pointed to a table crutch

"Those few belong to you! Don't move the others!"

The old lady was not polite, sat down, rolled up her sleeves, reached out and grabbed the vegetables and ate them.

At this moment, someone coughed, and my eyes lit up, and it turned out that a bald monk appeared at the table.

"Donor, after ordering so many dishes, not to mention one person, even ten people can't eat them all! Such a waste, what a sin, a sin! Do you know, on the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops of grass go down to the soil, who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard work! Also, plant a grain of millet in the spring, and harvest 10,000 seeds in the autumn......

"Old monk, what do you want to do?"

"The old man can't bear to see that you are sinful, so he specially came to help you dissolve, dissolve, so that you will waste a little less and sin a little less!"

I stared at him, half-understood

"Dissolve?

"It's easy!"

After that, he pointed to the various dishes on the table

"Just eat them all for you!

I almost squirted out a sip of wine,

You can eat it if you want, and you can fuck say it's such a big set!

"Old monk, these are all meat dishes! Can you eat them?"

The old monk waved his hand and sighed

"In order to reduce your sins, the old man had to break the vows, as the saying goes, who ...... if I don't go to hell"

"Alas! Alright, alright, I'll obey you! Over there, every corner is yours! Eat hard, just plug your mouth firmly!"

The old monk waved his hands again, quickly rolled up his sleeves to his shoulders, exposed his arms, and grabbed them with both hands.

I saw that although they were old, they were not slow to eat at all, and I suddenly felt pressured, so I quickly threw off my cheeks and ate big.

Suddenly he felt someone tugging at his clothes.

I chewed heavily, and when I turned around, I saw a little beggar with an oil-stained face standing next to him, pointing to a table of dishes

"Can you finish these dishes?"

I shook my head, muttering

"I can't finish eating!"

"What should I do if I can't finish eating?"

I rolled my eyes

"You can help me eat!"

The little beggar laughed

"Count yourself smart!Okay, since you beg me, then the gang leader will help you!"

Take a step forward, grab a plate of dishes and start gobbling them up.

I saw the three of them gathered around, "click, squeak, squeak, squeak, snort, snort, squeak, s......queak, s

In the blink of an eye, half of the table was swept away.

I panicked too, and I started

"Click, click, click......"

At this time, the old lady had already eaten all the dishes in front of her, and she was not satisfied, so she secretly took advantage of the fact that the monk next to her was not ready, and reached out to grab the dishes next to him, and the monk suddenly turned black

"These are all old men's! Your Emei faction is also a decent family, okay if you keep the rules?"

The old lady had no choice but to spread her hand and smack her lips

"Well, their food here is too expensive, I haven't eaten for a day, old lady, and finally I'm full!

With that, he raised the cane in his hand and hit me on the head.

I was still busy grabbing food from them, and I was being hit unnoticed, and a big bag bulged out of my head.

He screamed in pain

"Hey, you dead old woman, eat me and drink me, why are you still beating me?"

The old lady giggled

"There's nothing wrong with that! Eat and drink yours just to have the strength to beat you!"

With that, he picked up his crutches again and continued to fight, so frightened that I jumped around the table with one leg.

At this time, the old monk was also full, looking at the formation, covering his belly

"Alright, the old man is also full!

With that, he retreated to the side and shouted at the other monks

"Eliminate his sins, let this preside over the responsibility, and leave it to you to show your face!

One of the monks agreed, strode out, and as he rubbed shoulders, he whispered

"Senior brother, you're full, I'm still hungry!"

The host rolled his eyelids

"I'm thinking about you! I just hid a pig's knuckle in your robe! Don't shout, hit it quickly, I'll give it to you when I'm done!"

The junior brother came to his senses, shook his sleeves, and rushed away with a gust of wind.

At this time, I was busy dealing with the old lady, he was also annoyed from jumping around on one leg, and when he saw her crutches coming again, he raised his hand and said "bang", he had already grabbed it in his hand, and he saw that she was old, just sent it out gently, and the old lady couldn't hold it anymore, took a few steps back, and sat on the ground with her ass.

My move seemed inadvertent, but it shocked the four seats, first of all, the old lady was very surprised

"Dragon Claw Hand, you actually know martial arts?"

I know that it is not a good thing to reveal my bottom until I have to, and pretending to be crazy and stupid is my strength.

"What kind of bullshit! I'm in a hurry with you, okay? Old lady, stop for a while, or I'll whip you with a big-eared scraper!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a hurricane followed and pounced, I didn't pay attention, but my body had already reacted, and I retreated sharply, and I was stumbling on the bench, and with a "plop", I fell to the ground on my back.

I fell so hard that I almost squirted out what I was eating.

At this time, I heard that I was giving birth to a coquettish drink

"Emei, Shaolin is all up, how can there be no beggars in the Ming Five Gates? Wait, I'm here too!"

Before the voice fell, a thin figure, in rags, had already arrived in front of me, and a "thunderclap" exploded in my ears, and then the air wave rolled in, so frightened that I crawled under a table.

The three of them were still chasing and fighting, and the guy standing on the side stopped doing it and shouted

"Hey, what are you doing? He hasn't paid yet! You beat him to death, who will pay for the food? Besides, can you afford to break something?"