(15) They are all jokers
Er Nail, a little surprised, turned his face and asked Da Nail
"Big brother, isn't the chase and killing order that person said killing the fifth master?"
The big nail waved at him
"Don't talk!
At this point, it was time for the ministries to report on the situation.
Shi Daxia on the stage pointed to the east of the stage
"Brother Yu, you are the first intersection for them to go out of the city to Tokyo, have you ever met them?"
I saw that among the group of thieves with oily faces, two people stood up, and one just spoke
"Qi Qi is the chief scoop, we don't ......"
The one next to him secretly tugged at his shirt, and then answered
"My second brother means, we don't have much credit for this!
At that time, we did meet them! There were no less than 100 escorts, and there were only a few dozen of us, but our Yu family was also a famous family, could we admit it? Of course not!
Right? So we shouted and rushed up, and then we raised our swords and guns together, and we ......fought in one place!
Erding looked at Boss Yu there, even arguing and gesturing, spitting and flying.
Look back at the big nails
"Brother, this is not what we are talking about! We haven't encountered those things before!"
I looked amused, and turned my face to ask the little helper
"Who is this thing? Let's talk about storytelling! It can really blow! Hehe."
The little gang leader pointed at him
"I told you not to laugh!"
Then he grinned with little white teeth
"The two of them are brothers, and it is said that they are the descendants of Marshal Yue's general Yu Hualong, and they are not very good, but when it comes to blowing, there are really few opponents in the rivers and lakes! haha"
I pouted
"That's right! Nothing is said to be true! Not only can it be blown, but this kind of face is rare in the rivers and lakes!"
Boss Yu foamed at the mouth and talked for nearly half an hour, and finally "snapped" the table
"I'm like this, people come and go, horses come and people come, single-handedly and fight with dozens of their big internal masters for a long time, only to kill their helmets and armor, only the ability to parry, no power to fight back.
They really couldn't stand it, and they shouted and turned around and ran! Where can I let them run like this?
So I urged the pink white dragon horse under my crotch, and chased after the sun and moon with a mountain knife in my hand, and chased after ......"
Just as he was talking lively, someone next to him dragged him
"Brother, brother, wrong! You just said that you used a gun! Why did you change it to a knife again?"
Boss Yu hesitated for a moment before pulling him
"At that time, my guns were already stabbed bald, so I temporarily replaced them with knives......!
At this time, Shi Daxia on the stage frowned a little and raised his hand to stop him
"Your brothers are commendable for their bravery, but I don't know what the final result will be?"
Boss Yu stopped abruptly
"Then they couldn't beat us, so they all scattered and ran away...... Hey hey"
Everyone in the audience was fascinated by what they heard, thinking that they must have a big harvest, and when they heard this, they couldn't help but pout.
The audience booed.
Shi Daxia was also very disappointed, and it was difficult to say, so he had to praise them against his will, and then motioned to the next one to say.
I heard someone coughing, slowly stood up, clenched his fists and looked around, and then he opened his mouth
"You are a coward, you can't wipe off the wood......!
I didn't understand either, so I asked the little beggar
"Who the is this? Can you speak Japanese? Who can understand?"
The little gang leader was so angry that he kicked him in the leg, and it was kicking my broken leg, and it hurt him so much that he almost jumped up!
"Be quiet! This is the head of the Kongtong faction who had diarrhea that day! He has a big temper, and he scolds people when he speaks! Just now he scolded Brother Yu for being stupid and bragging!"
I clutched my legs
"You understand, you cow! Don't kick me! It hurts me!"
Before the little gang leader could speak, he heard a vicious scream from there
"Is there any one of the beggars who is not convinced? What is it called?"
The little gang leader hurriedly got up and clenched his fists
"No, no, the disciples of the beggar gang have heard the name of the Kongtong faction for a long time, and they are a little excited to see the head of the Kongtong faction today, so they call out!
When the man saw the little gang leader, he also restrained himself a little and hugged his fists
"It turned out to be the leader of the beggar gang!
Then, shaking the sleeves of his robe, holding the shelf, he opened the cavity again
"Those cold cowards, tossing for a long time, finding nothing, we are not! We have been chasing along the road!
After they knew that we were the Kongtong faction that moved the rivers and lakes, they were like lost dogs, and they didn't dare to fight at all, and they ran around......"
Two nails, look at the big nails
"Who is he talking about?"
Big Nail shook his head
"I don't know!"
The head of the Kongtong faction continued
"As a result, in order to escape for your lives, you hid in the thatched hut! Wherever you hid, the Kongtong faction couldn't let it go! As a result, we braved the stench to go to the thatched hut to intercept ......."
When Shi Daxia heard this, he was very emotional
"The Kongtong faction's attitude of not being afraid of getting dirty and tired is admired by the subordinates! It is also worth learning from! I wonder what happened in the battle later? Have we already eliminated the people we are hunting down?"
I'm so angry!
What the hell is this chase and kill report conference, it's just a joker competition conference! One can blow more than the other, and one is thicker than the other!
I also chased it to the thatched house, didn't I just eat too much diarrhea, and went to the thatched house, which can make up flowers!
At this time, the head of the Kongtong faction was impassioned, and when he heard Shi Daxia's question, he was a little stunned for a while
"This ...... The result... This..."
I burst out of nowhere
"There is bullshit in the thatched house and squatting in the pit......"
When the head of the Kongtong faction heard this, he was even more embarrassed and shouted at the little gang leader
"What's the matter with you beggars? You don't care about the little gang leader? How can you talk nonsense! Why don't we have no results in battle? If it weren't for the diarrheal medicine they have eaten, we would have wiped them all out!"
I was about to speak, but the little gang leader covered his mouth fiercely
"You look for death, it's better to die by yourself! Don't bother us beggars! I just reminded you, don't be angry, don't laugh! If you do this again, I don't care about you!"
Erding also looked back at me
"Fifth master, the little gang leader is right! What they said has nothing to do with us, what are you talking about!
But these people are too shitty! When will I be able to eat? I'm dying of hunger! Do you want to ask? It's better to talk while eating!"
At this time, Shi Daxia on the stage was a little disappointed
"Although you have tried your best, but there are no real results!
Everyone was dumbfounded.
After a while, someone staggered to his feet, shook the dust, and waved his hands
"Everyone is talking hilarious!And in the end, they all succeeded, it seems that today's chief position, I Wudang is the best to do!haha"
I looked at him, I didn't know him at all, and thought, this thing has never seen himself at all, what can I come up with?
When he pulled something out of his arms, it dawned on me that it was a strand of my own hair.
Damn, you can sit in the chief? That's ...... Then I'm going to sit too!
The head of Wudang held a strand of my hair high and traveled around
"See, everyone! This is a strand of hair from the man on the hunt order! This is the real spine! It works better than anything else! Do you have it? haha"
But he heard a man speaking among the people
"What's that? Master Mo? You didn't participate at all, where did you get your hair? Didn't you get a tuft of dog hair to cover us?
Swearing? Who is this? I'm going to smash him and talk about it!
Angry, the little helper dragged him back to the stool.
The head of Wudang has seen it and asked
"Beggar brother, do you have anything to say?"
The little helper covered my mouth
"It's nothing, I just want to tell you that the tuft of hair that the head of Wudang took is indeed that person! It's not dog hair! We can all testify! Hehe"
Speaking of which, he pointed to the surrounding Shaolin faction, Emei faction, etc.
"We all saw it with our own eyes, but the Kongtong faction was busy going to the thatched hut at that time...... Blocked, so not there!
The Shaolin abbot "hum!" counts as a response.
At this time, an old lady stood up from the Emei pie on crutches
"I saw it too, it's true! But they can't sit in the chief position in Wudang! Because I've already brought people to everyone!"
I was so angry with them that my stomach hurt, and the little gang leader wouldn't let him speak, so I had to hang my head and sulk.
At this time, someone suddenly knocked him the head, he jumped up on the ground, opened his eyes, and suddenly lost his breath
"You dead old woman, why are you beating me again?"
The head of the Emei faction was not annoyed and laughed
"This boss has been paying attention to you for a long time! Just waiting for you to say that word! Haha, this is right!"
With that, he turned around and shouted
"Scoop handle, I'll catch ......"
Before she could finish speaking, the little gang leader had already jumped up, held me down, and shouted at the stage
"Our beggar gang has already arrested that person here!
I was taken aback and looked back at her
"You, you betrayed me?"
The little gang leader whispered
"I told you not to make a sound, you didn't listen, the Emei faction has already discovered you, what can I do?
At this time, Shi Daxia and the heroes of all departments surrounded him.