How could Xiao Hei be the opponent of the Red Beauty Sparrow?

After running in the courtyard for three rounds, Xiao Hei decisively lay down and let the red beauty finch beat him violently!

You can't hide it, only quietly shrinking your head and waiting to be beaten is the truth.

Then, even so, Blackie held the painting tightly.

"Sister Sparrow, spare your life! My Sister Sparrow is the most beautiful!"

"Huh?"

"Look at your mouth, it's like honey. ”

The red beauty finch smiled slightly, and then helped Xiao Hei up.

Alas!

It's been a long time since I've seen a man younger than his owner.

Although this little black has grown a little vicissitudes, isn't there such a sentence to say it?

The vicissitudes of men are attractive.

Xiao Hei trembled and asked, "Sister Que, you have something to order." ”

"Oh, you sister, you call me old. ”

The red beauty finch laughed, then looked at Xiao Hei and said, "Scream." ”

Black: "???"

"Sparrow... Finch girl?"

"No, no, how old are you, you dare to call me sister? Although you have grown a little bit, you are definitely not as old as me. ”

Black: "???"

"Re-screaming. ”

"Sparrow... Finch milk?"

Red Sparrow: "???"

"Why is this horse rider getting older and older?"

The red beauty finch said a little unhappily.

"Give you one more chance to reorganize the language. ”

Xiao Hei cried and said with a sad face: "Sparrow Niang!?"

The red beauty finch said with a confused face: "Why is this still called a mother?"

"I'm not strong enough to have a baby beyond a man's step. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Besides, if my child were like you, you would certainly not be my child. ”

Black: "......"

"Okay, okay, don't scare him. ”

Shen Tianqi could only say helplessly at this moment, who let Xiao Hei be his person?

It's just that this is not the time to recognize each other.

The red beauty finch pursed her lips and said, "Who scared him." ”

"Alas, master, your grandson-in-law is a little puzzled!

Shen Tianqi: "???"

"Nonsense, Cuihua and I are true love!"

Xiao Hei said loudly.

Red Sparrow: "???"

"What's that? Cuihua? What's the name... Kindness... Well..."

Xiao Hei immediately snorted, "What's this?!"

"You mean it's dirty, don't you?"

"Let me tell you, my gang leader Shen Tianqi, his name is Ergouzi!"

Shen Tianqi: "!!"

I'm so cracked!

Why are you mentioning me!

The red beauty finch was slightly stunned, "Two... Two dogs?"

"Poof~"

"Hahaha!"

"Ergouzi!poof!Shen Ergouzi!hahaha!"

"Master, I didn't expect Shen Tianqi's name to be more old-fashioned than you..."

Shen Tianqi: "......"

The heart is dead, there is something to burn paper, goodbye.

Shen Tianqi said angrily and helplessly: "Let's still look at the painting..."

Xiao Hei also immediately chimed in: "Yes, yes, yes, let's look at the painting! Look at the painting! Look at the painting first!"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

At this time, the water snake immediately ran over, "It's a big deal, it's a big deal!"

"Brother Long, Brother Turtle is gone!"

Black: "......"

Shen Tianqi opened his mouth to explain: "Brother Turtle... Xitian was depressed, so I didn't have time to tell you. ”

"Oh, he's a stupid turtle, where does the depression come from in the west? The Buddha in the west is full of Buddhas, maybe he will become a monk. ”

The water snake complained, but then her eyes fell on Xiao Hei's body, and her eyes immediately lit up and said, "Handsome guy, are you single?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Black: "......"

Xiao Hei shuddered for a moment and said, "I... I'm married, and Madame is a snake. ”

"Oops, I hate it. ”

The water snake's face turned red, and he pretended to be shy and said, "You... How do you take advantage of others? As soon as you come up, you call them their wives?"

Red Beauty said: "This, Sister Snake, I testify." His wife is indeed a snake, and his grandfather, our Brother Long, is watching from the sidelines, you... Convergence point..."

The water snake was slightly stunned, and then looked at Shen Tianqi, "Brother Long, you are your grandson? It's a little different..."

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"It's... Son-in-law. ”

Shen Tianqi said helplessly.

Red Beauty said: "Sister Snake, Sister Snake, the master's granddaughter is red." ”

Water Snake: "???"

The water snake fell into deep thought.

The red beauty said faintly: "Sister Snake, you said that the master's head..."

The water snake immediately said: "This... Midori couldn't take his turn, it was his son's generation who was confused. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Red Sparrow: "Shhh ”

The water snake said speechlessly: "You... Nor ... Transmission of sound..."

"Ahem..."

Shen Tianqi looked at the two of them with a dark face, "Please carry me behind my back next time you whisper." ”

Red Sparrow: "......"

Water Snake: "......"

The water snake continued: "Oh, Brother Black, do you want to have a black and white blend with me." ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Red Sparrow: "???"

Xiao Hei trembled and said, "Sister Snake, I... I'm a family man..."

I don't know why, Xiao Hei thinks that this water snake has a story and is not simple.

She is no match for her.

The water snake continued to tease: "I... Just like you... Mature... Cooked, transparent..."

Xiao Hei was in a cold sweat, and he hurriedly changed the topic and said: "What, let's take a look at the painting first, grandpa, you get closer to me, this painting will definitely make you dumbfounded." ”

Shen Tianqi nodded slightly, "Okay, okay, you two don't tease him." ”

"Look at the paintings. ”

The four of them formed a circle, and Xiao Hei was about to open the painting.

"Hey, hey, hey... What are you doing?"

It was at this time that the Babel ape appeared.

Shen Tianqi asked, "Why are you here?"

Tongtian Ape said with a smile: "Brother Long, I will come and go, I will go wherever I want, and go with the flow." ”

"Oh, we're looking at the paintings, can you come and look at them together?"

"Look at the paintings, what paintings?"

"A hundred birds and a phoenix. ”

"Yo, Phoenix, I'd like to see what it looks like. ”

So four people became five.

Black: "......"

Xiao Hei coughed, and then, the grumpy black bear and the Beyond Flying Rabbit came over angrily.

Black: "......"

I'm damn it!

Split!

"Why are you here?"

Shen Tianqi asked.

The irascible black bear said angrily: "Brother Long, I'm so angry." ”

"I was bullied by a child. ”

"He even said I was a fool! and splashed me with water!"

"Ahhhh

"That kid, I... I can't beat him, and I can't beat him, after all, his parents came over, and he is also an immortal saint, saying that he is a child, saying that I should bother with a small child, what does a child know?

"Why are there so many bear children in this world who lack education?!

"It's a real headache for me. ”

Shen Tianqi pondered for a while and said, "Maybe... In their last life, what happened to their ancestors with animals?"

Everyone: "???"

Ruthless enough!