Chapter 892: The Legendary Book of Martial Arts
People are afraid of stupidity, but pigs are not afraid of stupidity...... Now that the stupid pork has been bought, Aunt Li naturally showed off her knife skills again...... The weather is cold, and on the way back, half of the fresh pork has been covered with a layer of ice ballast, but it is just convenient to slice; Li Xiaogu not only has deep knife skills, but also has strong hands, a kitchen knife is waved like snowflakes flying, and slices of pork are cut as thin as cicada wings...... The kitchen knife chopped on the cutting board like raindrops, as if it was pouring rain!
I'm not afraid of not knowing the goods, I'm afraid of comparing goods, this knife skill is much more powerful than the legendary town of Guanxi!
At the beginning, after chopping a few catties of minced meat in Zhenguanxi, she knew that she was invincible, and after Xiaogu Li cut half a fan of pork, her face was still not red and her heart was not beating!
Coincidentally, all kinds of ingredients were just prepared here, and a small head suddenly poked into the middle of the two courtyard doors...... Although the child was born with a thief's eyebrows, he was also very clever, and his two front teeth glittered in the winter sun...... It's not another one, it's the mouse king who is known as coming without a trace, going without a trace, and likes to eavesdrop on all kinds of gossip!
"Huh, why are you here? Come in, come in!" Zhang Erlang didn't dare to slack off, and let the mouse king in with a smile on his face, while pointing to a few large baskets piled up at the door of the kitchen, and took the initiative to explain: "You go out of the city with Brother Guo every day...... Why did you come back so early today? Brother Guo is also back? Now it's time for the late-night cafeteria? Are you in a hurry? We've just prepared all kinds of ingredients here, and we're thinking of sending them to the late-night cafeteria!"
"No, no, you don't have to worry, Brother Guo, Sister Cai, Sister Xiao Tao are still walking outside the city...... Hehe, I just found a random reason to sneak back first. "The mouse king scratched his little head, honestly, 1510.
"......" Zhang Erlang and Aunt Li looked at each other, and they were a little puzzled for a while...... Since he is not here to supervise the work, what is the meaning of this little ancestor of the thief world who has suddenly come here? Does he want to steal books or steal wine and meat? The old scholar is an old man, and there is a way to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, since he is here, he cares about what is going on, and drags him into the house to greet him with delicious food and drink...... I'll tell you that when I was a child, the little national teacher not only liked to watch martial arts, but also liked to read villain books, and it is no exaggeration to say that I have turned over a set of villain books on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that I treasured...... However, I heard that when I grew up, I only liked to read legendary manga...... Alas! This is called keeping pace with the times! It seems that one day I will have to go to the market and pick up a few comics with a good style of drawing to be the right thing to do!"
"Villain books?" When the mouse king heard this, his eyes lit up, he rolled his eyes, and said a little embarrassedly: "I naturally like villain books, but I want to read other books...... To tell you the truth, I actually came today to find a martial arts book...... Hehe, Sister Xiao Tao's bookbox contains the most romances, I secretly flipped through it several times, but I didn't find the martial arts book I wanted to read. ”
"Ahem! That's what happened! You're in the right place! To tell you the truth, you don't have much gold or silver, and if you want books...... There are as many as you want in the Zhangjia bookstore!" The bookstore has always been run by Zhang Dalang, and he did not hesitate at this time, first patted his chest and promised a few words, and then said with some curiosity: "I don't know which martial arts book you want to read? Just say the title of the book, I'll find it for you now!"
......Although Zhang Dalang had a big package, he didn't expect the mouse king to be hesitant, scratched his little head, and said after a long while: "Hehe, I don't know the title of the book." ”
"......" Zhang Dalang was helpless when he heard it...... Oh my God! How can I find a martial artist who doesn't know the title of the book? Don't say it's him, even my nephew can't find it with a lantern! Good guy, find a martial arts book with an unknown title among the rows of books on the shelves...... Isn't this tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack? After thinking about it, he asked, "I don't know the title of the book...... Hehe, as the saying goes, a monk can't run the temple if he can run, as long as he doesn't change his vest, I can help you find it!"
......Although Zhang Dalang found another way, he didn't expect that the mouse king was still looking around at a loss, and he didn't know what to do: "Hehe, I don't know who the author is." ”
"......" didn't know if he didn't listen, he was shocked when he heard it, this time Zhang Dalang was really dumbfounded...... Oh my God, I don't know the title of the book, and I don't know the author's martial arts ...... How to find this? Oh my God! Don't say it's him, even if the legendary Du Niang comes, he can't find it!
It's messed up!
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"Mouse King, what kind of martial arts book are you looking for?" Zhang Dalang immediately wilted, and in the end, it was Li Xiaogu who was thick and fine, and asked carefully: "I don't know the title of the book, nor the author...... I don't know how you found out about that book, and what kind of unique plot does it have?"
"Ahem! This is a long story, but it happened two days ago...... "The mouse king opened his mouth, and immediately scorched the rest of the people! The story that happened two days ago...... Isn't this something that has just happened right under the nose? What kind of story is it that is long? It's terrible to be uneducated...... Uneducated little monsters are even more terrifying!
"You also know, didn't Brother Guo secretly start the removal work at home three days ago?Well, there is no problem in removing others, who would have thought that he would even have to retire Sister Xiaotao in the end......" Although the audience present was full of amusement, the mouse king was serious, and said with a glance:" The little cat girl and I naturally didn't want Sister Xiao Tao to leave, so we thought about it for Sister Xiao Tao on the side, who knew that we didn't need to support it at all, after Sister Xiao Tao secretly cried all night, she came up with a rut the next day, he dragged Brother Guo aside, and his voice was full of emotion, and he made Brother Guo speechless with a reasonable and well-founded remark, and never dared to let her leave again!"
When they heard this, everyone present couldn't help but look at each other...... Isn't it? Brother Guo will still be speechless? This will not be believed even if he is killed! Who doesn't know who? Brother Guo's broken mouth is born strange, like a broken car since he was a child, and one mouth is like a thousand troops and horses, and he will be speechless? Unless the sun comes out of the west!
"Huh, don't you believe what I say?" Seeing the half-believing expressions on everyone's faces, the mouse king suddenly became anxious, jumped to his feet and said: "I tell you that people are different, and gossip and gossip are naturally different! Other people's gossip is not true, but mine is extremely reliable! What? What did you say? Why? Cough! Because the gossip in my stomach was all eavesdropped on the crack of the door by me and squatting in the corner of the wall!"
It's messed up!