Chapter 870: The Legendary Sour Plum Soup
Things in the world are so wonderful.
Honest people are also vicious once in a while.
Gentle people occasionally make a joke.
There is a way to take off the single, never know the pain of a bachelor, Wu Guo instantly saw sweat on his forehead...... After blinking his eyes for a long time, he was running out of rare words! In the end, he had to find another way to lead the way to the east: "Sister Xiuxiu, you don't know, when it comes to the difficulty of getting rid of the single, if Minglou ranks second, no one dares to think that he is the first! He and Xiaohua call a good thing and grinding...... It's obvious that Lang is affectionate, and the concubine is intentional, but he never dares to express it clearly, this has been dragging on for several years, and his childhood sweetheart is about to be dragged into the sour plum soup of the old horse brand...... If it weren't for this competition in front of the palace, I don't know how long it would have dragged on!"
"Martial arts competition in the ring? What kind of martial arts competition? Who competes with whom? How can a competition in the ring still involve Minglou and Xiaohua?" Yue Mingxiu said in surprise.
"This ring competition is a ploy that the little poisonous snake Yu Wulin came up with...... Phew! Yu Wulin was poisoned when he was a child, and when he grew up, he became even more poisonous! All malice is not untargeted! Ming Lou is now cultivating too fast to enter the realm, and it has already made them feel deeply uneasy!" Wu Guo immediately told Yue Mingxiu about this martial arts competition in the ring, his eyebrows were angry, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Why is it so difficult for Ming Lou to get rid of the single? It is because there are several people who deliberately stir up the situation in the middle! Yu Wulin is one of them! This matter is clear at a glance even if you think about it with your knees! Since it is the ring competition of the five sons of Dengke, before the wheel battle officially begins, the order of play must be determined by drawing lots, and Yu Wulin will definitely make a big black box...... He had a good calculation, not only did he cheat in advance to learn the Golden Snake Swordsmanship, but he also had the dream of letting Ming Lou and Xiaohua kill each other first...... How can there be such a cheap thing in the world? Sister Xiuxiu, don't worry! I have already given Minglou a clever plan before...... Seeing the moves, they will plan the plan, maybe now they have cracked Yu Wulin's dark box operation!"
"......" Yuemingxiu was speechless for a moment...... Sister and brother were heart-to-heart, and when she heard that Yue Minglou was going to fight against Yu Wulin, she must have been very worried, and frowned and said: "Guo'er, even if you can crack Yu Wulin's dark box operation, but in the end, there will be a real sword and real gun competition in the ring! You also said just now, Yu Wulin has cheated and learned a peerless martial art beforehand...... Ming Lou has been honest since he was a child, and he is reluctant to step on an ant...... How could his bodhisattva heart be Yu Wulin's opponent?"
"Ahem, Sister Xiuxiu, you don't have to worry! People are different, and peerless martial arts are also learned by whom; as for Yu Wulin...... What do you want to be a golden snake Langjun, phew! Even if you give him the name of a poisonous snake dog, you can't change the fact that he is a soil dog!" Wu Guo rolled his eyes angrily, and said categorically: "Don't blow it, don't be black, the little poisonous snake is very smart and hardworking, but he has a fatal weakness!" That is, he has been staying in the magnificent palace compound, accustomed to it, and in order to obtain glory and wealth, he has been thinking in his heart all day about how to exclude others, how to maximize his own interests without any harm, and he has been hopelessly tainted with the bad habit of treating others and being lenient with himself! He is very strict and cruel to others, but he is very tolerant of himself...... And being tolerant of oneself is a great taboo for a martial artist! The final outcome of being tolerant of oneself is that one is depressed and has no blood at all! Usually he talks rhetorically, and no one can match it, but when it comes to the critical moment of life and death, he must have become a shrimp soldier and crab general who flees in embarrassment! Because he can no longer be ruthless to himself! When he meets on a narrow road, the brave wins, and perhaps he can be a step ahead in ordinary martial arts competitions; but when it comes to the decisive battle of life and death, he is certainly not Minglou's opponent! Minglou has a bodhisattva's heart...... However, his bodhisattva heart has been tempered thousands of times by thunderbolt means!"
Phew! Even if you give it the name of a fairy dog, you can't change the fact that it's a dirt dog!
"Yes! The world yearns for a happy forest; the royal family has been selling gold in the cave since ancient times, and it is not only gold and silver that has been slowly eroded in the gold cave in the palace compound, but also the will of the past! When it comes to the critical moment of life and death, Yu Wulin certainly does not have the courage to fight hard! This is very easy to understand, it is hard to obtain glory and wealth, if you work hard with others...... Doesn't it mean that Huangliang's dream becomes illusory, who is working hard for whom?" Although I don't know martial arts, but listening to Wu Guo's terrible words that are at the moment of life and death, Yuemingxiu is naturally frightened, and her face is discolored, and after frowning and thinking for a long time, she sighed deeply and said worriedly: "Minglou must have suffered a lot over the years! Although I don't know martial arts, I can also imagine it...... In fact, it is not easy for everyone to grit their teeth and work hard, and they have no choice but to do it! Minglou has changed so much over the years! When I think of the hardships he has endured over the years...... My heart is as uncomfortable as a pinprick in my heart! It's because of me that he has suffered so much!"
"Heaven descends on the people, and they must first suffer their minds and muscles...... All the hardships that Minglou has endured are worth it! Sister Xiuxiu, you can just look at it! In the future, I must return the Yue family to a saint who reaches the heavens! Because this is the oath that my father made to Uncle Yuesan!" Seeing Yueminglou's sad face, Wu Guo rolled his eyes, patted his chest and slapped the package ticket, and laughed quietly: "Sister Xiuxiu, don't be too sad, the road is very tortuous, and the future is very bright...... Minglou is now not only successful in cultivation, but also knows the way to make trade-offs...... What's wrong with the masters of the rivers and lakes? The masters of the rivers and lakes are sometimes reluctant! The legendary Xiahou Chun is a master of the rivers and lakes, right? Sister Xiuxiu, do you want to! He can't even give up an eye, let alone a life!"
It's messed up!
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"Oh! I'm confused now, too! After seeing you just now, I was so happy in my heart, and I made the mistake of talking little again! I said so much in a rambling ...... When is this time, let's stop talking now, it's only right to get out together!" After talking for a while, Wu Guo suddenly came to his senses and said hurriedly: "Sister Xiuxiu, do you have any important things here?" Pick a few pieces tightly, and then we'll break out together...... Well, if you are serious, I am not afraid of other people's sour plum soup, but if someone has a sour plum soup attack...... I just can't eat and walk around!"
"There are layers of night rain showers outside, I have no cultivation, how can I break out? Guo'er, if it doesn't work, you can break out alone! I can see you today...... As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win...... No! This sentence doesn't count! I was so excited that the metaphor was wrong! I can see you today...... I just don't have anything to do in my life!" Yue Mingxiu was speechless for a moment...... It turns out that he didn't just come to visit the prison today, but he even planned to take her out of prison!
Got it! I got it all! I had to get to the point of everything...... Jailbreak is not the point, the point is after a successful jailbreak...... Someone outside the array is likely to have a sour plum soup attack!
It's messed up!