Li Mubai knew that tiger meat was a top-grade impotent thing, and the digestion of immortal cultivators was amazing, so it was strange that it didn't smoke after making up for it.

Accidentally pit the immortal cultivator......

Fun!

Li Mubai has never been so happy, this kind of thing is more rare than eating tiger meat.

Seeing the couple running to the spring in a panic, Li Mubai was still a little afraid, if he met a cautious immortal cultivator, wouldn't he just kill him?

"No, we have to quickly divide up the tiger meat in the pot, and we can't pit immortal cultivators anymore. ”

......

When Lu Qingqiu came back, the tiger meat on the table had been divided between Li Mubai and Qiao Chunshen. In addition, the old yellow dog also got a lot.

"Drink some soup, you can't get nothing. ”

Lu Qingqiu sat down very calmly, and just picked up the spoon, but Mo Qianqiu transmitted:

"Madame, I seem to have it. ”

Shhh

Lu Qingqiu ignored her husband and continued to put the spoon to her mouth. Even though there is only soup left, it is rare. After all, this is a soup made by the masters themselves.

"Madam, I really have a ......"

Mo Qianqiu was no longer a voice transmitter, and he actually ran over to this side while shouting. This made Lu Qingqiu angry, if it weren't for the presence of a master, he would definitely have to serve the family law!

"Okay, okay, shame!"

Lu Qingqiu tried hard to lower his voice, and secretly complained: There are five hundred people, and the words are still so unparticular.

"What do you have? boy or girl?"

"Looks like a boy!"

Poof-

Li Mubai sprayed directly.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm choking. ”

Li Mubai saw that the two of them hadn't lost their temper yet, so he quickly pulled Qiao Chunshen and motioned for him to go into the back room to eat together.

"Senior brother, don't make trouble. You see, the pots have been taken away, and I haven't even drunk a bowl of soup. ”

"Madam, what are you saying about drinking soup or not drinking soup! Tell me what to do with my belly. This pregnancy should have been your life. ”

"Hey, do you really have it?" Lu Qingqiu hurriedly stepped forward to check her husband's pulse.

"Husband, it's really a happy pulse......

Lu Qingqiu was very helpless, she hadn't been pregnant for hundreds of years, why did her husband suddenly get pregnant......

"Husband, you got pregnant after eating two pieces of tiger meat? I knew I would eat it too...... No, the master and the woodcutter have eaten, and I haven't seen them pregnant?"

"Madame, don't ask so much. Hey, my belly has gotten a lot bigger now. ”

Mo Qianqiu was sweating profusely, and when he touched it with his hand, his stomach bulged like a steamed bun.

Eh, this pregnancy is really a test, and it's even more difficult than when you concluded the golden pill.

"Oh, I remembered......" Lu Qingqiu suddenly remembered something.

"Be quiet, don't scare the baby. ”

Seeing Mo Qianqiu's loving appearance, Lu Qingqiu couldn't help but feel funny, and continued:

"Husband, you are pregnant because you drank spring water. That spring water is actually not ordinary spring water, but yin and yang spring water! In addition, you smelled the flowers and plants before, so the yin and yang stagnation and the landing became a fetus. ”

This is a reasonable explanation.

Mo Qianqiu was thinking, why did he suffer this sin, could it be that he offended the immortal who gave yin and yang?

Is it because you offended this person?

Mo Qianqiu carefully sorted out the things before and after, from coming to the back mountain to replace the sword eleventh, to being defeated by the woodcutter, to getting the exchange of flowers and plants, to eating tiger meat, to drinking spring water, and finally to pregnancy!

Hiss!

It's really one ring after another, and it's all over the place!

And the clue that connects all the links is that he is disrespectful and suspicious of superiors......

Hiss!

This master is like a god!

Mo Qianqiu suddenly glanced at Li Mubaili's house with some horror, and sensed it again with his divine sense. Well, that chilling sword intent is still there, and there seems to be an even more terrifying existence in it!

"Could it be that I have really offended a master of the True Immortal level? If I knew this, I should have listened to my wife, so as not to suffer from pregnancy......"

Mo Qianqiu already regretted it a little, and he was also positioned as an immortal for Li Mubai's identity.

"Let's go, husband, go back to raise the baby. ”

"Well, Madame is right, I can't continue to disturb the peace of the master - hey, the child in my belly seems to be sucking my blood hard......"

Mo Qianqiu's face suddenly turned pale, and his stomach swelled rapidly. This made Lu Qingqiu realize that the matter was already very serious. What can I do? It's easy to have a difficult birth.

"Now, I can only ask for help from the masters. ”

Lu Qingqiu looked extremely nervous, and hurriedly shouted:

"Li Gongzi, please come to your rescue, great kindness, toothless and unforgettable. ”

Li Mubai was still holding a wooden bowl in his hand, and he stretched out his head to take a look. Hey, this Mo Qianqiu really looks like a big watermelon. It's just that this man can really get pregnant?

"Don't panic, it's not without precedent for men to get pregnant. According to the book, you must first find the fountain of the birth. ”

Li Mubai naturally thought of the allusion to the daughter Guozi Muhe in Journey to the West, Tang monk Zhu Bajiesha monk accidentally drank river water and got pregnant, and in the end, Sun Monkey went to the fetal spring to get spring water.

I didn't expect to witness this kind of thing with my own eyes now, and I used to think it was just a myth.

"I've heard of it, but I'm afraid it's too late. Lu Qingqiu was very flustered.

"If it's too late, I'll give birth. ”

"Childe, don't be kidding......"

"Oh, it's hard for men to have children. Well, you can have a caesarean section. However, there are risks associated with surgery. ”

"The wind is not dangerous, I have the Wind Determination Pill. ”

“......”

Li Mubai took the Dingfeng Pill, opened the storage bag, and tried to find a scalpel or something inside.

Unfortunately, no.

"Although I remember a little common sense of surgery in my head, how can I do it without a scalpel?

"By the way, you can ask the woodcutter for help, he can chop wood with the palm of his hand, and it is no problem to use it for surgery. ”

Thinking of this, Li Mubai immediately ran back to the house, adjusted some ink, picked up a brush, and drew a cutting line on Mo Qianqiu's stomach first......

"Woodcutter, it's up to you later. You just cut along these ink lines, and you have to grasp the strength of the ......."

"Don't worry, Childe, I can treat bruises and sprains. ”

“......”

With the woodcutter's words, Li Mubai had lost hope for this operation, and originally planned to pack up his things and run away. Suddenly, a baby cry pierced the sky!

Of course, it's just a cry.

Li Mubai turned his head to take a look, only to see a black ball of meat falling in the courtyard. Feelings: This is the fetus born by Mo Qianqiu? It's a bit similar to Nezha.

"Congratulations, congratulations. ”

Li Mubai hurriedly went out to say hello, but Mo Qianqiu and his wife looked embarrassed.

Eh, it's a fantasy for a man to give birth to a baby, and now he has given birth to a freak......

If it weren't for the fact that they were all immortal cultivators, they would have been scared to death.

Where does this come from......

"Both, if you don't want this child, let me adopt him. ”

Li Mubai is very confident in his heart, and the mythical Nezha came out of the meat ball. So, this kid is similar to Nezha.

If you accept it, you will earn it properly. When this child grows up, he will accept an immortal master to learn some skills, and then he will have a backer in the immortal cultivation world.

However, Mo Qianqiu disagreed.

"In any case, this child is the meat of my body, I can't bear to ......"

Li Mubai saw Mo Qianqiu's loving appearance and bowed his head slightly. These words came out of a man's mouth, although it was awkward, but it was not unreasonable.

"Well, since you're so insistent, I'm not going to be too strong. However, I have given the child a name, which you can refer to. ”

"Name?"

"That's right! ”

Li Mubai was afraid that they wouldn't know which "zha" it was, so he deliberately wrote it with a brush and gave it to them.

Mo Qianqiu was naturally curious and wanted to open the note immediately, but was stopped by Lu Qingqiu.

Hehe, there's a mystery here......

These days, Lu Qingqiu has done some research on the daily behavior and way of doing things.

Usually at this point, you need to start teaching any tricks and so on, and you need to open it until you have to.

Open it now, that's a leak!

"Thank you so much...... Li Gongzi gives his name! Farewell!"

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