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The story begins on a hot and dreary evening.

At seven or eight o'clock in the middle of the night, the light had not yet faded, and when I looked up, I could see the clouds blackened by the night, like a big quilt covering the tip of a stubble building, simmering the small city of Hongmao into a melting pot.

Underneath, the street lamps began to glow, inviting some moths to pop and pop up. Nearby, all kinds of neon signs hanging high above and on the ground opened their halos early, reflecting the streets in a colorful and transparent way.

And this huge street, with sidewalks on both sides of the road, has been crowded with evening rush hour traffic, an all-pervasive army of electric vehicles, night market vendors occupying the road, and shuttle pedestrians. Among them, the most eye-catching is probably a young and beautiful big girl and young lady, wearing cool hot pants and short skirts, showing their bare legs...... White, black, long, short, thick, thin, pairs, rows, slippery, hooking the eyes of the old and young masters, with the sound of warblers and swallows scattered into various fast food, small noodles, copying hands, grilled fish, spicy crayfish, barbecue shops.

Gather in groups of three or five around a table.

"Boss, let's grill some fish. ”

"Yes. ”

You don't have to wait long, peel the dried and washed fish, mix it with condiments, wrap it in tin foil, and throw it over the charcoal fire.

"Zlala. ”

The aroma of the oil was stirred by the night breeze, stirred into the smell of perfume, mixed into the fireworks of this world, and pounced on the man's nose along the wind.

............

Yuan Xiaochuan took a deep breath.

"Boss!"

He let go of his voice and suppressed the noise of half the street.

"Roast two catties of tarpon for me, a handful of lamb skewers, stir-fry a plate of beans, and then roast some meat and vegetarian dishes! ”

"Gotta get it!"

In front of the baking stall, the boss, who was busy opening the bow left and right, also "roared" when he had time.

"Why don't you have something to drink?" Captain Yuan. ”

"Lao Li, what do you drink?"

Yuan Xiaochuan didn't rush to answer, turned his head and asked Li Changan, who had big pants and shoes next to him.

The Taoist priest was fascinated by the street scene, listening to the words, and his eyes were in a trance for a while, before he gradually focused on the huge advertisement that occupied most of the floor opposite.

A 20-year-old idol Xiaosheng is holding a bottle of wine and giving a thumbs up, and next to a blonde foreign model is wearing a stiff convex shape on her shoulders.

Li Changan blinked his eyelids.

"Aren't you here in the land of medicinal wine?

"Tell me. ”

Unexpectedly, Comrade Yuan didn't have a sense of collective honor in the city at all, so he gave him a big roll of his eyes on the spot.

"What are you doing with that Jill's stuff?!"

After speaking, he turned his head and let go of his voice at the boss again.

"Two beers. ”

"Mountain City or Qingdao?"

"Mountain City!"

............

After ordering, the two of them sat down in a position on the side of the road, the waiter brought the chilled beer, and then brought a plate of peanuts and rice, and the two of them set up a dragon gate array with small wine and side dishes.

To be honest, this trip was actually beyond Li Changan's plan.

He tossed around in the ancient world for a few months, tired enough, back to the present world, just want to live and live for a long time, but he didn't want to be checked by the state to check the water meter, although he didn't notice any follow-up actions, but he always felt that someone was staring at him in a dark corner, and he was uncomfortable when he went out to buy vegetables, so he simply gave up the kennel and came out to travel.

This person goes out to travel for nothing more than three things, one is to see the cultural scenery of a foreign country, the other is to see the magnificent beauty of mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, and the last is to visit relatives and friends.

Li Chang'an, on the other hand, was lazy and did not want to go far away to a place with very different customs and diet; second, he was tired of seeing the green mountains and green waters, desolate and dilapidated in ancient times, and now he liked the prosperous world; third, after the death of his grandfather Old Man Li, he broke off contact with his relatives early. After thinking about it, there is only one thing left, which is to meet friends.

There are not many Taoist friends, but there are many friends, including this Yuan Xiaochuan.

The two are friends in open crotch pants. When I was a child, there were few cartoons on TV, and I broadcast the old ones over and over again, "Gourd Baby", "Journey to the West", "Jingle Cat", "Black Cat Sheriff", ...... Among them, several villains like "Sheriff Black Cat" the most, and they love to play "Police Catch Thieves" when they play at home. This Yuan Xiaochuan has no other problems, so he likes to occupy the role of "policeman", and because he was born black, he is especially sensitive to the word "black", so he has the nickname of "sheriff".

didn't think about it, but let him take it seriously and take it to heart, and he was determined to be a people's policeman to uphold justice and eradicate evil. When he grew up, he really got what he wanted, became a policeman, and was ready to fight against crime.

However, the principles learned when I was a child may not be effective when I grow up......

"How's it going? Listen to someone else, your baby has been promoted, and the fake sheriff has become a real sheriff. ”

Yuan Xiaochuan snorted twice, poured a glass of cold beer, and poured the whole cup into his throat with his head held high.

"The front-line criminal police in the provincial capital have been transferred to the traffic police captains of county-level cities. ”

He wiped the foam from his mouth.

"It's true that I've been promoted. ”

"Just your dog's temper. Li Changan slowly swallowed a salty crispy peanut, "It's not necessarily a bad thing." ”

"I'm a dog, so how are you better than me?"

Yuan Xiaochuan snorted, and then asked:

"Hey, seriously. This time I called you over to ask you to do me a favor, Lao Tzu is unwilling to fight a turnaround. ”

"I know that your baby is not so generous, and it is a car pick-up, and a treat, say, what's the matter?"

"How's that reporter doing?"

It's been opened early!

Li Changan is a media major, and in the early years, he entered a news website as a reporter, and at that time he was still naïve and enthusiastic. The leader said: Nacheng, you are a child and get out, go where you like to interview.

But fortunately, there are still some relationships left in the industry, and Yuan Xiaochuan should be asking this.

The Taoist priest was about to elaborate.

"Come on. ”

The waiter suddenly came out of the densely packed seating array and brought a plate of grilled fish to the table.

But in the iron plate, the roasted yellow fish meat sank into the red chili oil, and the spicy seeds, peppercorns, and green onions were thickly spread in a thick layer, and then steamed by the residual temperature, the aroma steamed up along the water vapor and into the nose, causing people's index fingers to move and their tongues to relish.

At present, the mundane things in the world can be mentioned later.

The two of them grabbed the talk, picked up the chopsticks, and were about to feast.

However.

"Meow. ”

Suddenly, a long, mournful cat cry pierced the night sky.

Li Changan looked up in amazement.

I saw an orange "pig" falling from the sky and smashing on the grilled fish that had just been served with a "clang".

Immediately, the cups and plates fell off, and the grease splashed. With a "click", the plastic table fell apart, and two bottles of Shancheng fell to the ground, with a crisp sound, and white foam floated in the green glass slag.

Li Changan didn't react a little, and looked at the motionless round hair balls in the plastic and soup dregs, and only stretched out his finger to poke it for a long time.

"Meow. ”

I saw that this thing exploded, picked up half of the fish's tail, and swooped away.

"Uh......"

The Taoist priest looked at the grilled fish on the ground, then at the bewildered waiter, and then at the large mass of oil on his trousers.

He laughed and pulled out a few pieces of paper, and while wiping them, he thought to himself:

What's going on?

I didn't want to, and someone immediately told him what the situation was.

I only heard a high-pitched female voice like a suona, sharp like an iron nail scraping glass, bursting upstairs.

"You uncles are going to get out of the way, get out of here, get out! Even if you fall to death, you won't be able to sell it to you!"

At the same time, the voice of a man next to him seemed to want to argue.

However......

"I ......"

"Wo said that your house is an immortal!"

"You ......"

"Your mother sells old hemp pies, and your old man sells skin and eyes......"

Not an opponent of a magnitude at all.

Not for a while.

In the stormy scolding, several people escaped from the corridor in embarrassment, one of them had his hair combed shiny, and when he saw Yuan Xiaochuan, the corners of his mouth grinned, and he came up.

"Yo, isn't this Captain Yuan?"

Old Yuan glanced at him and ignored him.

This person was not angry, and looked at Li Changan with a smile.

"Who is this brother? ”

As he spoke, he handed over a business card.

Li Changan glanced at it.

"Yang Sanli, manager of the public relations department of Hongmao Liquor", is quite famous.

Seeing this, Lao Yuan finally responded, but he didn't take his words to introduce Li Changan, but just pointed upstairs where the scolding continued.

"Why are you here to provoke someone else?"

"What's the matter?

This Yang Sanli hurriedly cried out for himself.

"Doesn't they sell cats and dogs? I just come to buy a cat and take care of their business. Where do you want to get it, this money will be sent to the door, and you will be scolded!"

I just finished saying that.

"Pick up your rotten money and give it to Lao Tzu!"

I saw that more than a dozen banknotes were flying down from the upstairs, sprinkled all over the street.

Now, even Yuan Xiaochuan can't look at it.

"Zou is paralyzed, what are you crazy about?!"

"Lao Tzu is crazy every day, every month, every year, can you manage it?

"Five temples?"

Li Changan was listening with relish with his hands, and he listened to a word he didn't understand, so he hurriedly asked shamelessly.

Next to him, Yang Sanli replied with a smile as if he was fine: "There used to be a mental hospital. ”

Yuan Xiaochuan turned his head and glared at him, he smiled and made a shut-up gesture, beckoning a few accomplices to get in the car and leave.

At this time, I don't know which neighbor's old man was upset by the noise.

"It's a big night, you're quieter, can't you do it?"

"Little your mother sells hemp pies, you old miscellaneous hair, you sell pies, don't guard to your house and die The old woman is Nainai, what do you care about your mother's idle affairs?"

This is regarded as a hornet's nest, which has aroused the unanimous condemnation of the surrounding neighbors, and this heroine is also a ruthless character.

It is inevitable that some tempers are violent, clumsy in their tongues but long in their fists and feet, and "dong dong" comes to the door and smashes the building all over the building.

But this "Zou paralysis" still didn't show any timidity.

"Knock, knock, knock your whole family. ”

"I don't want to live anyway. Kill Lao Tzu, can you run away?"

"Alas......"

Yuan Xiaochuan covered his head and let out a long sigh.

But as soon as he turned his head, he saw Li Changan looking very interested, and he listened to this foul language as a little song.

"You don't think it's ugly. ”

"What's ugly?" the Taoist priest didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, "and it's not scolding me." ”

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell your baby. ”

Comrade Yuan was tired and panicked.

"That's it today, I can't eat, and I'll talk about it tomorrow when I'm free. ”

After saying that, he went upstairs with a black face to mediate.

At this time, the boss who had seen enough excitement next to him grabbed a handful of skewers.

"Do you want a skewer?"

"How? ”

............

Hongmao is a small county town, and there are only a few bustling streets, and when they are far away, the lights are getting dim and the pedestrians are getting thinner.

That way, the guys with their phones stuck behind your butt stand out.

Li Changan turned around coldly.

Later, the young man who followed him for most of the street almost didn't scare his mobile phone, and finally held it steady, but he was in a cold sweat, his mouth couldn't open, and he couldn't take a step under his feet.

Who is Li Changan?

Even if it is big pants and shoes, beer in one hand, and barbecue in the other, it is difficult to hide his vigorous figure, and a pair of eyes are like a sword, and the pestle makes people feel cold all over the body.

The young man trembled for a while, and suddenly "Lingji moved", revealing an extremely stiff smile, and stammered:

"Little brother, little brother, will you give you a gift?"

The Taoist priest smiled when he heard this, looked him up and down several times, and saw that his heart was hairy, and the chrysanthemums trembled.

Only then did he silently finish eating the skewers in his hand, rubbed his hand on his pants again, and spread it out in front of the young man.

The young man suddenly cried and mourned, but under the forced gaze of the Taoist priest, he could only reluctantly stretch out his hand. But when I didn't face each other, as soon as my wrist was heavy, I saw a plastic bag full of leftover bamboo skewers and used paper towels hanging from my wrist.

"Help me throw it. ”

The young man was relieved, nodded hurriedly, and ran away.

"Thanks. ”

The Taoist priest waved at his back, grabbed another lamb skewer, drank beer, and shook it into the depths of the night of the small town.

But also when the Taoist priest turned his head.

Mediterranean people walking their dogs on the street, the owners of the hair salons opposite, and couples selling dog food all over the street...... All kinds of people picked up their mobile phones in unison.

However, it happened that the last bus was passing by.

The camera is already empty, and the figure is lost.