Chapter 133: "Shrinking the Land into Inches" Magical Power (Three Monthly Tickets)
Ai Surf smiled slightly: "What if the kid has a way to increase the production of monkey wine? I forgot to tell the seniors of the big drama spirit that the kid is not talented and knows a little about medicine." ”
Strange old man: "A little bit of medical skills? Well, if you understand medical skills, you will naturally understand pharmacology, so that you can make the most of those raw materials." ”
Ai Surfing: "The three are superimposed, what do the seniors think?"
Weird old man: "That's a bit reliable!"
Ai Surfing: "Half a pound of monkey wine a day, less than 200 pounds a year, it takes a month to brew, and the kid recognizes himself." ”
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The strange old man groaned for a long time before making a decision.
I saw him shake his messy long hair, and laughed: "Okay, even if you are a good boy! Whether others believe it or not, the old man believes it anyway! Then two hundred catties of monkey wine a year." But what about a year from now? Is there only one year left for the old man?"
Ai Surf: "How can it? Look at your face, how can the predecessor of the great drama spirit be a short-lived person? At least he has to live for a thousand years, right?"
Strange old man: ", how can you kid turn around and curse?"
Ai Surfing: "Scolding? How can it be? The kid is wishing you good luck in the East China Sea and Shoubi Nanshan!"
Strange old man: "Wouldn't it have ended if you said that earlier? A thousand-year-old tortoise, a thousand-year-old king, don't you know this?"
Ai Surf: "Uh... Tongue. ”
Strange old man: "Tell me about the matter! Who will supply the old man's monkey wine in a year? Rely on that monkey? It's so unreliable!"
Ai Surfing: "As for how to ensure the continuous supply of monkey wine after a year, it depends on yourself. ”
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When the strange old man heard this, his face was full of confusion: "Look at the old man himself?
Ai Surf: "If the seniors can teach the kid a magic skill like teleportation, it's not impossible for the kid to come and brew monkey wine once a year!"
The strange old man: "I see! The boy has been spending a long time this old man, intending to practice the old man's magic skill of 'shrinking the ground into inches'?"
Ai Surfing: "'Shrinking the ground into inches'? What a cow other name! I wonder if it lives up to its name?"
Eccentric old man: "Although it is a bit exaggerated, when you cultivate to the extreme, it is not impossible to count the miles in one thought!"
Ai Surfing: "One thought, such a cow?"
Strange old man: "Of course beginners can't, it's good to be able to count the number of feet!
Ai Surf: "Of course! It's just that this skill should be difficult to achieve quickly, I'm afraid it will delay brewing for my predecessors!"
The eccentric old man: "What a greedy little slippery head! Well, for the sake of monkey wine, the old man will simply be a good man to the end." ”
Ai Surf: "Daigo empowerment?"
Strange old man: "Otherwise, let your kid cultivate for decades and then come to brew wine for the old man?"
Ai Surfing: "'Samadhi True Fire' can be enlightened, this kid knows, can he 'shrink the ground into inches'?"
Strange old man: "Why not? Do you think it's an ordinary light work?"
Ai Surf: "Isn't it a kind of light work?"
Strange old man: "In today's world, is there a light skill called supernatural power?"
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Ai Surf groaned for a moment before he spoke, "Uh! ”
Strange old man: "Nothing seems to be there! Since it can be called a supernatural power, it naturally has its special features. ”
Ai Surf: "What's so special? Isn't it just that it's so fast than the average light work?"
Strange old man: "Not only is it not a lot faster, but there are many more characteristics!"
Ai Surf: "I would like to hear about it. ”
The eccentric old man: "The biggest feature of the 'shrinking land into inches' magic power is that the antelope hangs its horns and has no trace to be found. ”
Ai Surfing: "Come without a trace, go without a trace?"
Strange old man: "Yes! Either you arrive or leave without warning." Excuse me, boy, is it an ordinary light function?"
Ai Surfing: "Of course not! However, this 'shrinking the ground into inches' magic skill, it seems that some strong people in the 'Yunmeng Academy' will also perform it?"
Strange old man: "Hey, you're from 'Yunmeng Academy'?"
Ai Surfing: "That's right! seniors also know about 'Yunmeng Academy'?"
The strange old man looked up to the sky and laughed: "You know, how do you know!
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Ai Surf was immediately stunned: "Little stone? Uh, is the senior talking about Dean Shi of the main courtyard?"
This time it was the turn of the weird old man who was stunned: "The main courtyard?"
Ai Surfing: "Well, the 'Yunmeng Academy' is now divided into three courtyards: the main, the inside, and the outside, and there is also a miscellaneous area. Among them, the main courtyard has the smallest number of people, but it is all elite. Dean Shi is not only the dean of the main college, but also the dean of 'Yunmeng Academy'. ”
Strange old man: "How many people are there in the academy now?"
Ai Surf: "I don't know how much, the kid doesn't know, it's about 200,000 yuan." ”
Eccentric old man: "In just over ten years, it has grown from 30,000 to 200,000? Haha, the little stone is good! The old man's vision is even better." ”
Ai Surfing: "In this way, before the predecessor went into seclusion, could it be that he served as the dean of our 'Yunmeng Academy'?"
Strange old man: "The little guy is really smart!"
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Ai Surf was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly turned over and bowed down: "Boy Ai Surf, see the old dean!"
The strange old man flicked his robe, but Ai was held up by a strong force, and he couldn't complete the bowing ceremony.
"I thought you kid was an unworldly person, but it turned out that it was nothing more than that!"
The strange old man's face was full of disappointment.
When Ai Surf heard this, he immediately hit the sky and said: "Who said that the kid is cheesy? Since the seniors don't like this, how about we just talk about it as equals? Of course, it's okay to get married! It's like with the monkey and Qingluan. ”
The strange old man couldn't help but be stunned: "What? You kid actually married Jinlan with Monkey and Qingluan?"
Ai Surf: "Uh-huh!"
Strange old man: "Three knots in the forest?"
Ai Surf: "Uh-huh!"
Strange old man: "In this way, the old man has lost his eyes! How can a person who can be righteous with birds and beasts be a worldly person?"
Ai Surfing: "It's no secret, the kid also established an alliance in the 'Yunmeng Academy', and the number of people has reached 50,000 at present, which is the largest alliance in the academy. ”
Strange old man: "Good boy!
Ai Surf: "Of course! A good boy has ambitions in the world." ”
Strange old man: "Well, that's good! The old man looks at your bones, are you willing to be my heir?"
When Ai Surf heard this, he hurriedly shook his head: "It's okay to bow down, as for the heir to the mantle, don't talk about it!"
The strange old man was thundered again: "Huh, don't you want to?"
Ai Surfing: "That's right, resolutely refuse!"