Chapter 326: Named Stupid Pig

"Wrap, are we really going to do this?"

Qiu Huaici squatted beside Yun Shu'er, looked at the front of the avenue, frowned, and asked cautiously.

Yun Shu'er sat on the stone and nodded firmly: "Yes!"

Qiu Huaici said: "Bao'er, as the saying goes: I'd rather demolish ten temples than one family, let's sabotage other people's marriages like this, isn't it a little floating, it's a bit too much!"

Yun Shu'er said with a smile: "Break up, break up! This group of people burned the sky to rob the house, rape @ kidnapping, do bad things, and deserve to have no wife; besides, we are here today to clean up these bullies on him, and we can make him as miserable as possible, according to the crimes of these bullies, Miss Ben has not let their whole family die, it is already the greatest mercy?"

Qiu Huaici nodded, and secretly mourned in silence for the bandits.

Yun Shu'er raised her eyebrows, her eyes lit up, Huo Ran got up, and shouted: "Get up, get up quickly, it's not far, it's not far, it's coming, it's coming!" With that, he ran over, stood in the middle of the road, his hands on his hips, and stared at the front of the road with burning eyes.

Qiu Huaici also followed, stood beside Yun Shu'er, and handed a black silk scarf to Yun Shu'er.

Yun Shu'er was surprised and asked, "What are you doing?"

Qiu Huaici said: "Cover your face!"

Yun Shu'er was stunned for a moment, glared at Qiu Huaici, and reprimanded: "Qiu Huaici, we are not stealing chickens and dogs, acting as traitors, we are doing chivalrous righteousness, eliminating violence and peace, why do we have to cover our faces, sneaky!"

Qiu Huaici's eyes flickered, his face was embarrassed, he hesitated, hehe, and said hesitantly: "Wrap up! This, I know that we are doing a good deed, and it should be bright and bright, but, but the master is also the former leader of the Xuanmen Alliance, and he is famous, and now let me do such a trivial thing in person, it really loses my worth, if this matter is spread out and those acquaintances know, it will be so embarrassing!"

Yun Shu'er was really speechless when she heard Qiu Huaici's reason.

Qiu Huaici put on a silk scarf for Yun Shu'er, covered his face, smiled heaps on his face, and coaxed softly: "Wrap up! Our purpose is just to do good deeds, what does it matter if we don't show our faces! Be a man! Don't be so vain!"

Yun Shu'er was stunned for a moment, crossed her waist with one hand, pointed at Qiu Huaici with the other, rolled her eyes angrily, and shouted: "Qiu Huaici, you still have to be shameless when you speak, obviously you are vain, okay?"

Qiu Huaici put Yun Shu'er's shoulder, pointed to the front of the road, smiled cheaply, and said: "Woman, woman, the bad guy is here, it's time for you to appear, it's time to start your performance!"

Yun Shu'er glanced at Qiu Huaici and said, "Since you want to hide your identity, shouldn't we change our name, do you want me to call you Qiu Huaici and Qiu Huaici later?"

Qiu Huaici nodded and smiled: "Or if you think about it carefully, then you can just give me a name?"

Yun Shu'er smiled wickedly and asked, "It's okay to choose any name?"

Qiu Huaici nodded without doubt.

Yun Shu'er looked at Qiu Huaici carefully, paused for a moment, and suddenly shouted: "Stupid pig, stupid pig, stupid pig!!"

Qiu Huaici was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise, "What?"

Yun Shu'er shouted, "Stupid pig, stupid pig!

Qiu Huaici frowned and said, "Bao'er, this is so decent, why are you scolding me?"

Yun Shu'er said seriously: "When will I scold you!"

Qiu Huaici became more and more confused, and shouted unhappily: "Isn't it a curse to call people stupid pigs?"

Yun Shu'er said: "No, didn't you ask me to give you a name? And you still allow me to take any name I want! Stupid pig, now stupid pig is the name I got for you!"

Qiu Huaici listened to Yun Shu'er's explanation, and was stunned for a moment, that is, he looked up to the sky and sighed, rolled his eyes in anger, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Oh my God!

Yun Shu'er frowned, and asked with a solemn expression, "What's wrong?"

Qiu Huaici couldn't bear it, stared at Yun Shu'er with a straight face, and shouted angrily: "Little girl, if I call you stupid, stupid, and idiotic, will you think it sounds good?"

Yun Shu'er exclaimed with a look of grievance: "Didn't you ask me to name you casually? I don't have any level, and it's normal to get a bad name, besides, since you allowed me to give you a name, if you don't get a good name, you can only blame yourself?"

Qiu Huaici shouted angrily: "If you want to give me a name at will, can you scold me? Your mother can also give you a name at will, why doesn't she give you these scolding names like pigs, sheep, and cows!"

Yun Shu'er pursed her mouth and quibbled: "Stupid pig! That's because my mother is more educated and level than me, so it's good to get a name, and I haven't read a book, so naturally I can't think of a good name for a while!"

Qiu Huaici saw that Yun Shu'er was talking nonsense in a serious manner, which was unreasonable, so he turned his face away, and was speechless for a while.

Yun Shu'er saw Qiu Huaici like this, scratched the back of her head, rolled her eyes, a smile appeared on her face, and said softly: "You, since you don't like it, then in this case, I might as well change your name again!"

Qiu Huaici said angrily: "The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and in exchange for it, it's not like he is scolding people!"

Yun Shu'er squinted at Qiu Huaici, grinned, and said, "Yo yo yo! Look at you putting on such a stinky face, what, I'm really angry, I'm not joking with you!"

Qiu Huaici looked up at the sky and whistled in his mouth.

Yun Shu'er saw Qiu Huaici's pretending appearance, her face suddenly sank, her eyebrows straightened, she reached out and pinched one of Qiu Huaici's ears, twisted it, and shouted fiercely: "Why, it's endless, you actually dare to be petty with me, are you itchy and itchy, you owe it to clean up!"

Qiu Huaici was anxious, and hurriedly shouted: "Bao'er, let go, let go, you are so presumptuous, let people see, how faceless I am!"

Yun Shu'er smiled: "Don't worry, there are no outsiders here now, and your old face can't be lost for the time being!"

Qiu Huaici warned: "Bao'er, let it go, if you don't let go, I will make a big move, and then you will suffer a big loss, don't blame me." ”

"What a big move! If you have the ability, you can use it, and this girl will follow!"

Qiu Huaici smiled, stretched out his arm, and scratched his fingers in Yun Shu'er's armpits.

Yun Shu'er's armpit was scratched a few times, it was extremely itchy, her body trembled, and she hurriedly retracted the fingers that pinched Qiu Huaici's ears, clamped her arms, protected her armpits, twisted her body, and dodged Qiu Huaici's big move with a smile.

Qiu Huaici smiled and chased after the victory, Yun Shu'er dodged with a smile, and waited for an opportunity to counterattack.

Qiu Huaici frolicked with Yun Shu'er and stopped.

Yun Shu'er circled around Qiu Huaici, saw an opportunity, jumped on Qiu Huaici's back, put her arms around Qiu Huaici's neck, lay on Qiu Huaici's body, panting, in Qiu Huaici's ear, smiled coquettishly, and shouted: "I caught you, caught you, surrender, surrender quickly!"

Qiu Huaici carried Yun Shu'er on his back and said with a smile: "Bao'er, what the hell are you doing, you are a big girl's family, jumping on my man's back in broad daylight, how bad it is for people to see, what are you talking like!"

Yun Shu'er shook her head and shouted with a smile: "What are you afraid of!

Qiu Huaici shouted: "Come down, come down, if you don't come down again, I'll fall someone!"

Yun Shu'er's arm around Qiu Huaici's neck tightened, and he smiled: "Fall, fall, fall,

Qiu Huaici naturally wouldn't fall to death his heart and soul baby, so he had to let Yun Shu'er lie on his back, he turned his arms back, hugged Yun Shu'er's knees, shook his head and scolded with a smile: "Alas! You are really a scoundrel, I really convinced you!"

Yun Shu'er smiled, looked proud, and said: "Master, I think about it, you will call me senior sister later, I will call you junior brother, our sister and brother are commensurate, so it's always okay!"

Qiu Huaici was stunned for a moment, and then smiled helplessly: "Okay! Although it is a little unorthodox, it is much better than some stupid pig, stupid person, or idiot calling out!"

Yun Shu'er smiled smugly, suddenly looked down, patted Qiu Huaici's shoulder, and shouted, "Let me go quickly, those bad guys are really here this time!"

Qiu Huaici hurriedly squatted, put down Yun Shu'er, and the master and apprentice tidied up their clothes, and stood in the middle of the road with a solemn expression, looking ahead.

For a while,

Dozens of men in strange costumes, greased and powdered, and with a vulgar appearance, carried a big red sedan chair and laughed wildly, strode in the air, and galloped over.