Chapter Twenty-Eight: Father and Son Monk

It is said that after Xuan Zhen was taken away by the four wolf generals of the Divine Tiger Gang, he escorted him back to the Divine Tiger Gang to join the others, and they went all the way west, passing through Chang'an City, and went to a restaurant to rest.

Xuan Zhen didn't stop all the way, but he was also able to let go, and flirting with Liu Fengniang was not taboo, which made the golden wolf Chi Zhixuan, the bronze wolf Fu Wei, and the wood wolf Yu Wenzhi all feel disgusted and even jealous.

When entering the restaurant, Liu Fengniang and Xuan Zhen were still flirting, and the two walked to the restaurant and picked a place to sit down.

And Liu Fengniang sat straight on Xuan Zhen's lap, Qingqing and me, and the surrounding guests saw a monk and a Persian girl fooling around together, and they all whispered.

The two of them don't care about other people's gossip, and even flirting and scolding is even louder.

I only heard Xuan Zhen shouting loudly: "Feng Niang Feng Niang, forget your mother and forget your husband, it really lives up to its reputation, and I, the prodigal son of the Buddhist family, can't escape her temptation." ”

Turning his head and looking at the three people who followed behind, he shouted to them: "Hey, you three, you are in front of my Feng Niang all day long, are you not tempted by Feng Niang?"

Liu Fengniang sneered, so she was not ashamed.

Jiao said in a coquettish voice: "The three of them have the heart of the thief but not the courage of the thief, you must know that the man I Liu Fengniang wants, there is no one who can't be hooked, there are more men who want me, and they will line up outside Chang'an City from here, hahahaha." ”

Then he looked at the surrounding guests, stood up, put one leg directly on the table where people were eating, revealing his white temporary thighs, his eyes were full of charm, and he leaned over and said, "You... Tempted?"

I saw that the guests at that table had already had their eyes shining and their saliva was dripping, who had never seen such a coquettish woman from the Western Regions, they nodded their heads and looked at Feng Niang's thighs stupidly.

The three of them were very displeased, Fu Wei obviously had endured to the limit, and said: "Enough, I think I will correct this monk on the spot, so as not to get in the way of the eyes." ”

Feng Niang was still in the mood, but she was suddenly disturbed by Fu Wei like this, and she was very unhappy: "Who dare I think?"

Then he glared angrily at Fu Wei. Fu Wei didn't flinch, and shouted at Feng Niang: "Hmph! If you still want to be this second brother, kill this monk himself, otherwise, don't blame me for doing the gang today." ”

"Hey, third, what kind of rules do you want to do? If you want to challenge me here, you can't do it? If you want to be the second, I think you can directly challenge the boss, wouldn't it be easier to be the boss directly?" Feng Niang sneered.

"Don't talk about the boss, I've long seen you unpleasantly, the position of the second child was originally mine, what else do you have to do besides being coquettish?"

"Hahaha, it's also a skill to be coquettish, you have the ability to show off one, hahaha......" Feng Niang laughed even louder.

Xuan Zhen also added fuel and vinegar and said: "If Fu Laosan is tricky, I'm afraid that the women in Chang'an City will run out, hahaha......"

Feng Niang also laughed, and even made the other guests in the inn laugh.

This also angered Fu Wei, and shouted loudly: "Laugh at anything, get out of me, as he spoke, he took out the mountain hammer and threw it on the table, and the table was immediately shattered, and everyone was frightened and fled in the blink of an eye, leaving only no one and the trembling shopkeepers."

Fu Wei then shouted to Feng Erniang: "Now I'm going to challenge you, come!" and made an attack posture.

The golden wolf Chi Zhixuan couldn't stand it anymore, and roared angrily: "Enough, the third child, you don't know what kind of virtue the second child is, how many people have been captured by this ability, isn't this monk just taken down like this, stop the meeting, and when you get to the gang, it's not too late for you to challenge again." ”

Xuan Zhen had an idea and wanted to use this topic to create chaos in order to wait for an opportunity to escape.

Then he continued: "I heard the master say, in the wolf pack, whoever has the greatest ability can be the first wolf, but you four wolves, I think my Feng Erniang is the most powerful, and the three wolves, you don't have to fight for any second wolf, I think it is better to let Feng Niang be the first wolf directly, and let the female wolf lead you three male wolves, how interesting is this." ”

Feng Erniang thought that Xuan Zhen was joking, and covered her mouth and smiled: "You monk Lang is joking again, let me Feng Erniang take the three of them, how can you still have leisure and elegance to tease you?" Hahaha......"

Xuan Zhen said again: "If it were me, I would be willing to follow a boss like Feng Erniang, and explain more along the way, how can it be like these three wooden wolves, there is no fun at all, Feng Niang, don't you say?"

Xuan Zhen's words hit Feng Niang's mind. Feng Niang immediately replied: "It's not just boring, it's boring, it's like a monk Xuanzhen, who is so interesting with the old lady." ”

Xuan Zhen also continued: "Alas, no wonder my master always says that I am too vulgar, and the Buddha doesn't know how many times he scolded me, if I die, I will definitely go to hell." ”

Feng Niang continued: "Oh, how can such a monk who understands the amorous style go to hell, according to the old lady, you don't want to become a monk in the Shaolin Temple, why don't you go into the red dust with the old lady, let's have a big wolf general, wouldn't it be happy!"

Xuan Zhen showed interest and said: "That's good, it must be me as the boss, you are still the second, and others like to be the oldest, I think it's better for the two of us to be a pair of merry and happy male and female wolves." ”

Feng Erniang couldn't stop laughing, and said unfinished: "You monk is so interesting, how depressing you are in Shaolin Temple, I think it's better to be vulgar, the old lady will take you all over the rivers and lakes." Hahaha......"

Originally, the three wolves were dissatisfied with the second wolf, but when they heard Xuan Zhen say this again, they became angry, and said coldly: "Why don't you two go to the sky as a cowherd and weaver girl?"

Xuan Zhen replied: "Some people are jealous, and they are quite jealous." ”

The three wolves hurriedly said: "Lao Tzu has long seen you unpleasantly." ”

As she spoke, she was about to raise a steel hammer to fight, Feng Erniang immediately raised her sword to block and said: "I advise you to endure it, there are still many days to endure it in the future, if you can't help it, tell the old lady, anyway, the four wolves don't want to be the fourth child all the time." ”

The timber wolf heard Feng Erniang's words, but it was really like a wood and did not react.

The third wolf turned to ask the fourth wolf: "Fourth, tell me, are you very jealous of my position? I think it is better for the two of us to work together to deal with this slut, I will be the second, you will be the third, let her be the fourth, how about it?"

The wood wolf still ignored it, just squinted at the boss, saw that he didn't react, and then looked at the silver wolf and the copper wolf, snorted in a low voice, shook his head and ignored it anymore, meaning, Feng Niang is that easy to defeat, or don't be reckless.

The golden wolf Chi Zhixuan was no longer silent, and said: "Don't be affected by this bald donkey's words, and fall into the divisive scheme." Then he turned to Xuan Zhen and said, "If you dare to say a word again, cut off your tongue." Xuan Zhen stuck out his tongue at Feng Erniang, and had to shut up.

Several people also stopped talking, and as soon as they sat down, they heard a rough voice shouting: "Ten catties of beef, ten catties of wine......

The five of them pretended to be normal, pretending to continue eating meat and drinking, but they were already looking at the door, wanting to find out who was so arrogant.

I saw that it was two laymen, wearing coarse linen shoes, and they didn't pay attention to it, and the four wolf generals saw that one of them was a little familiar, but they still didn't recognize who it was.

However, Xuan Zhen recognized the two of them at a glance and wanted to get up, but he was afraid of affecting them, so he lowered his head and hid behind Feng Erniang to avoid the eyes of the two.

The two laymen found a seat and sat down, and the shopkeeper was trembling, and the shopkeeper also looked sad, as if to tell them to leave quickly, and they didn't want to entertain guests today.

One of the laymen looked at the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper strangely, and did not understand the situation, frowned, and yelled: "Don't you hear? ”

As soon as the shopkeeper saw the silver, he immediately stepped forward, and did not wait for the shopkeeper's reaction, nor did he care about a few troublemakers, he first accepted the silver, and then glanced at the shopkeeper, which meant to hurry up and serve the wine and meat, and the shopkeeper trotted to the back kitchen.

Although the four wolf generals were somewhat familiar with one of the laymen, it was difficult to recognize them for a while, but they could feel that the two of them were not ordinary people, their breath was calm, their pace was steady, and they looked like Lian Jiazi, and they didn't want to pay too much attention to them, and they didn't want to provoke what was wrong.

Everyone was eating meat and drinking wine separately, but Feng Erniang was a little unbearable after eating and drinking, and began to harass Xuan Zhen, and said, "Hey, monk, come to the old lady." ”

Xuan Zhen buried his head deep and did not speak.

The two laymen were surprised when they suddenly heard someone shouting for a monk.

One of the laymen even stood up, turned his head to look, and saw that there was a monk sitting at the other table, with his head buried, and a beautiful woman in front of him, who had nothing to do with them, so he sat down again and bowed his head to eat meat and drink wine.

Xuan Zhen didn't want to pay attention to Feng Niang, but who knew that this Feng Niang was unrelenting and said: "Monk, why did you take the initiative just now, why did you bury your head so low, raise it up, and let the old lady take a good look at this handsome little face." ”

As he spoke, he got up and went over, touched Xuan Zhen's slippery head, pulled up the Buddha beads on his neck, and forcibly pulled Xuan Zhen's head up.

Xuan Zhen made a grimace, facing this Feng Niang, Feng Niang was suddenly amused and laughed: "Your grimace is too scary, quickly return to normal, take advantage of the old lady's good mood now, and I will be happy in the upstairs guest room, don't say that the old lady didn't give you a chance." ”

Then he pulled the Buddhist beads, pulled Xuan Zhen up, and walked in the direction of the upstairs guest room.

Xuan really thought, it's okay, hurry up to the guest room, so that the two masters can't see themselves and won't cause trouble. Then he obediently stood up and prepared to go up the stairs.

At this moment, one of the older laymen suddenly shouted, "Wait, which temple are you from? ”

After hearing it, Xuan Zhen understood what it meant, and it was not good not to reply, so he hesitated for a moment, changed his voice and said: "Master don't worry, the little monk is very happy." ”

I wanted to prevaricate like this, and then I pulled Feng Niang to run upstairs, Feng Niang was overjoyed, I didn't expect this monk to be so refreshing.

Before he had gone up two steps, the layman immediately stood up and turned to the monk and said, "Why do you call me Master?

Xuan Zhen stamped his feet in annoyance while holding on to the stairs, such negligence, under normal circumstances, when he saw the people in the rivers and lakes, he should be called the donor, called the master, and he had to make people wonder.

Xuan Zhen didn't answer, but pulled Feng Erniang and continued to run upstairs, Feng Erniang was in Xing's head, and was a little unhappy when asked like this: "That old immortal, what do we have to do with you, just shut up if you are interested, don't sweep the old lady's Yaxing." ”

Another layman heard the female benefactor shouting that the old man was immortal, and immediately lost his temper, grabbed the wine bowl directly, and threw the wine bowl towards Feng Niang with a strong arm.

Feng Niang saw that the strength was strange, but in the drunkenness, she forcibly went to take it, and suddenly woke up, only to feel that the strength of the great strength shook her arm, and she stepped back and sat directly on the stairs, otherwise she would have shattered her arm bones, and she looked surprised.

The other three wolves were also shocked when they saw it, and they all picked up their weapons, and the golden wolf Chi Zhixuan shouted: "Who are the two masters, who are so vicious?"

Master Jiyuan said: "You four wolf dogs actually bullied us monks, of course I have to take care of the poor monks." ”

The four wolves looked at this person, thick eyebrows, a layman, who actually called himself a poor monk, they all felt a little ridiculous, the bronze wolf Fu Wei laughed and said: "You bastard, you want to be a poor monk, do you want Lao Tzu to shave your head!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed, and even the shopkeeper and Xiao Er, who were originally scared, were very funny.

Ji Yuan actually touched his head stupidly, only to realize that he had long been vulgar and had long hair, which made them laugh. said indignantly: "Dare to laugh at the poor monk!" said that he was about to fist each other.

Pudu pressed Ji Yuan and said to the four wolf generals: "A few of them should be the four wolf generals of the Divine Tiger Gang, why don't you look at the face of the old man and let this little monk go." ”

As soon as these words came out, the four wolves looked at each other, and suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, and even laughed out of tears.

Even the usually silent wood wolf Yu Wenzhi spoke: "Two of you are really weird people, just now he called himself a poor monk, and you called yourself an old man, for the sake of you being so interesting, spare you, and leave as soon as possible, our four wolf generals will not care about you in general." ”

Pudu Jiyuan didn't care that a few people were so rude, and still insisted: "Let go of this little monk, and the two of us should leave." ”

Feng Niang smiled and said: "The poor nun just don't let go, two... What can the master do to me?" he laughed again.

The four wolves will be so rude just because they don't know the identities of the two. Pudu Jiyuan was really uninteresting when he saw a few people, so he shook his head helplessly and said, "Then don't blame our father and son for being polite." ”

Originally, the four of them had already leaned back with laughter just now, and after hearing them call themselves the old man and the poor monk, they said that they were father and son, and they laughed even more, and they all laughed and fell on the table and the ground.

The golden wolf slapped the table and laughed: "Hahahaha, these two are really peerless talents, are they going to laugh us all to death?"

Before they could finish laughing, Ji Yuan struck first, and then Master Pudu also joined the melee.

The six of them mixed together and fought. Xuan Zhen was also very helpless on the side, and the acupoint was sealed, and it would not be so easy to rush away for a while, so he could only be anxious on the side, for fear that the four wolves would hurt the father and son monks.

As soon as the battle began, Xuan Zhen ran to him and shouted, "Stop fighting, stop fighting." ”

Only then did the two laymen notice the monk just now, and shouted at Xuan Zhen while fighting, "Xuan Zhen?"

Xuan Zhen was also stunned for a moment, and then he reacted that he had been recognized, and hurriedly smiled: "Master Jiyuan, it's been a long time." ”

Pudu also looked over at this time and shouted, "It's you, my good apprentice, hahaha." Both of them also remembered Xuan Zhen, but Pudu didn't know Xuan Zhen's name before.

The strength of the four wolf generals should not be underestimated, skillfully cooperating, the offensive was extremely fierce, surrounding the two of them, and opening the bow up and down.

Pudu and Jiyuan are back to back, like two heads and four arms resisting on all sides, and they can't be bullied for a while.

Pudu was reluctant to fight, the father and son monk had a heart, and with a little hint, Ji Yuan knew what it meant, only to see Pudu's meridians flooding, which was to use the dragon gong. Ji Yuan is also a meridian flood, which is a move to use the "heaven and earth cracking" of the King Kong fist.

As soon as the four of them saw that the formation was not right, they hurriedly retreated and parried, only to see Pudu's move curling up all the utensils on the table and shooting towards a few people.

Ji Yuan jumped towards the four of them, and with one move, the sky shattered the floor, the tables and chairs, and the four wolves retreated step by step, shocking the two of them so powerful.

Golden wolf Chi Zhixuan opened his mouth and said, "Could it be that Your Excellency is a father-son monk who has been famous in the rivers and lakes recently?"

Pudu said: "Hmph, Lao Tzu's name is what you little people can call? If you are interested, hurry up and get out of me, don't let me see it again, otherwise you four wolves will become four dead dogs." ”

It's very arrogant. The four wolf generals didn't dare to make another mistake, knowing that they were not opponents, and said indignantly: "Let you go today, there will be a period later." ”

Then fled in a hurry, Feng Erniang glanced at Xuan Zhen before leaving, and said angrily: "Dead monk, you wait, there is nothing I Feng Niang wants who can't get it." And then it was gone.

Xuan Zhen smiled bitterly and said to himself: "The poor monk really didn't want to recruit you......"

Pudu, Ji Yuan and Xuan Zhen came together and looked at each other for a long time, and Xuan Zhen spoke first: "Master, I didn't expect to meet here, the disciple almost didn't recognize it." ”

Pudu smiled and said, "Are you still willing to recognize me as a crazy master?"

"Master, where is that? After speaking, he knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times and said, "Master is above, please accept the disciple's worship." ”

"Hurry up, you disciple, the master admits it, at most your second master, hahaha......" When he helped Xuanzhen up, he found that Xuanzhen was sealed as soon as he made contact, and Pudu then lifted Xuanzhen's sealing and restored his freedom.

Xuan Zhen asked: "Master, it turns out that you are the father and son monks who have been rumored on the rivers and lakes recently. ”

Pudu opened his mouth and replied: "Yes, after the two of us returned to the world, we also practiced chivalry all the way, at that time, Weishi and Jiyuan had not yet grown hair, so the rivers and lakes gave us the name 'Father and Son Monk'." ”

"I heard that it should be called, so I accepted it, and now my hair has grown, and it is this vulgar costume, I don't know if I really think we are joking, this title of 'father and son monk' is indeed a lot of jokes for people who don't know. ”

Xuan Zhen replied: "Master, from now on, there will be less Master Pudu and Broken Intestine Monks on the rivers and lakes, and more 'Father and Son Monks', the old will go and the new will live a happy life!"

Pudu smiled happily, paused and continued: "Thanks to Xuan Zhen, last time in Shaolin Temple, after our father and son broke the misunderstanding, I told him all about Miyue's deeds and Jiyuan's life experience, so he officially returned to the world, no longer living in Shaolin, since then wandering the rivers and lakes, in this restaurant I met a little monk who was about to fall into the red dust, I wanted to remind him, but it was in vain. ”

He continued: "Xuan Zhen is smarter than Ji Yuan, he learned my Dragon Roll Gong in just one night, but Ji Yuan hasn't learned it yet, Ji Yuan's brain is too dead, and he admits death, not as flexible as Xuan Zhen, no matter what, each has its own advantages." ”

Ji Yuan scratched his head and said embarrassedly at Pudu: "You are not only my master, but also my father, why are you so an outsider." ”

turned to Xuan Zhen and said: "The future life is terrifying, it is really better than the blue, the young man has a bright future, come, try and compete, let me see if your dragon power is powerful or my Vajra fist is powerful." ”

After speaking, he didn't wait for Xuan Zhen to react, so he roared angrily and concentrated all the power of King Kong's attack on Xuan Zhen.

Xuan Zhen was unhurried, the true qi of the dragon was pouring wildly, and the powerful King Kong fist that wrapped Ji Yuan was so confronted, one and the other.

Xuan Zhen changed his footwork, roared, the aura of the dragon was stronger, Ji Yuan did not flinch, his left foot retreated, inserted himself into the ground to defend, and roared again, the two were on par, equal to each other.

Seeing this, Pudu smiled and stopped: "Okay, okay, Jiyuan, don't try." ”

Only then did Ji Yuan stop his hand. Pudu continued: "Xuan Zhen don't be angry, this is my signal to Ji Yuan to try your skills to see if your Rolling Dragon Skill has progressed, I didn't expect to be so diligent." ”

"Sure enough, as Jiyuan said, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, I haven't seen it for long, and your dragon roll is about to be above me. ”

Xuan Zhen said modestly: "Master, where is it, Master's internal strength is profound, and my junior is beyond his reach." ”

Pudu looked kind and deeply pleased, and then continued: "It's just that why are you with the people of the Divine Tiger Gang?"

Xuan Zhen smiled helplessly, and then told them the cause and effect of the incident.

"I see, I didn't expect the Dongchang group to be so domineering, slaughtering all the top and bottom of Longxingmen, even the young disciples of Shaolin Temple, it is really cruel. ”

The three of them gritted their teeth and hated Dongchang extremely much, and Pudu continued: "Xuan Zhen, where will you go next?"

Xuan Zhen smiled bitterly: "Master, of course I went back to Shaolin Temple to receive the punishment." ”

Pudu looked at Xuan Zhen deeply, and said earnestly: "Xuan Zhen, your personality is too much like me back then, unrestrained and chic, but it is easy to fall into the world, if your heart is not firm enough, hey, ......"

Saying that, he sighed to himself, and then changed his words and said: "That's it, don't talk about it, everyone has their own destiny, and I have been entangled in Buddhism and the world all my life as a teacher, and in the end I still find that I am happy now." ”

Xuan Zhen didn't quite understand, but said: "The disciple experienced this descent from the mountain, and there are many things that he can't understand, and he faintly feels that sentient beings are difficult to transform, and he doesn't understand whether the Dharma is not enough, or the disciple's Buddhism is still shallow." ”

Pudu laughed and said: "Dare to think, it's already different, but you still need to slowly comprehend yourself, follow the Dharma for the sake of the teacher's life, and then fall into earthly thoughts, lose your soul, lose your soul, no matter what path you pursue, it will be empty after all." ”

Therefore, if you keep your soul, you will also keep the way, no matter what way you are pursuing. After saying that, Pudu and Jiyuan strode away.

Xuan Zhen listened to Pudu's words as if he had a Zen opportunity, fell into thought, and thought: Only by guarding your soul can you keep the Tao?

This is contrary to what Buddhists often say, "The Dharma is boundless, and the Dharma has no self".

Thinking of this, he said: "Master, disciple ......" and found that the master had disappeared, so he had to give up, lose the store, and go back to Shaolin.