The waist is thin, the skin is thin, the skin is fine and the flesh is tender, but there is some mucus that makes people's hearts sour and fierce, and the dignified ugly and disgusting fat catfish has become this amorous woman, and it is indeed a little unreasonable, I have been seeing his toes, the sloppy old man clapped his hands, and the sweat on his body turned into saliva.

The black stone on the ground, and the beard hanging under the mouth were straight, and after smiling, he felt that it was a little unrealistic, so he flicked his sleeves, threw out a clear robe and sent it to the old fat catfish, "Come, put it on quickly, I have never seen such a wonderful woman, just with my heart, let's go to the tower and sit down." ”

A roar reached Li Shuishan's ears, "Prepare some radish, I will enjoy the moon and stars with this beauty tonight." ”

The flower cat was about to lose his eyes, but Li Shuishan looked at it with a puzzled face, but without the slightest wave, waved his hand, and followed the direction he pointed to do a favorite thing in Taiping Town, stealing corn or melons and fruits.

Although it is a little bad, it will make the villagers abuse, but it is just a temporary refreshment, and I can't take much, so it will stick a little 'bear child' tone, and I am happy to think about it now.

In the daytime, there are no ghosts, but I feel very clear, every thing and leaf on the ground can be seen clearly, stepping on the dung of the birds and some wet mud at the water's edge, only to feel that the spring here is unblocked, at the foot of the mountain, together with the spring water flowing at the bottom of the tower on the mountain, hanging down from a huge stone.

Walking near the stream, stepping on the waves of water provoked by fish, from time to time there are green veined sharp-billed insects bounce up from the fallen leaves on the water in the struggle of life and death, to go to another green loess land.

The black soil stones on this mountain are different from the loess soft mud under the mountain, one is dry and cold, while the lower mountain is moist and mild, this is the difference.

Passing by this stream that only meanders down, I know that there is a salivating little beast behind me with its eyes open, dripping and drooling, it is really different, Li Shuishan felt that it was cold behind him and slowly looked back, and saw such a cute animal, jumping on his cloth shoes with a milky voice and tearing it.

"How can there be such a cute beast?"

"It's kind of like a dog, a yellow-haired dog, but that's not what I think of as beasts. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a black shadow blocked the sunlight in the sky, and the oblique shadow fell on his head, it was a beast several feet high, with bulging fangs, steaming savage, and the corners of his eyes were still sticky with eye feces, and he unconsciously regretted it in his heart, it was a little beast who was said a few words, or praised the words and let the adults in the family come to find it, this is a bit of luck too much!

"I didn't hurt it, I just passed by here. ”

I thought that the big beast would grit its teeth as if it was about to roar at them, but I didn't expect to stretch out its arms, with vigorous hair on them, and open human voices: "Hello guys!"

Li Shuishan was frightened, and the words of the female beast were also extremely milky, which did not match their figures, and Li Shuishan's stiff face showed a little tiny: "Hello." ”

"We don't have to disturb you, we just go to the turnip field. ”

"You mean turnip field! I know, I'll take you. ”

The female beast was so considerate and warm that it instantly melted the heart of the flower cat, and she stared at the little beast with a meow, tightly

Following the buttocks of the two beasts, even when a little cat paw in his hand gently crawled on the ground, he was reluctant to scratch it. When I arrived at the green and purple radish field, the kung fu of this tea touched the crispy skin, and pulled out a large piece of water, obviously, the two beasts also fed on this, but they didn't eat much, chewed carefully, and the tongue in the mouth shook finely, "There is a piece of black earth falling here, fertile essence, touching the crisp earthworms on the ground to climb, but there is an inexhaustible supply of radish, which is changed once a month." Secretly eat two at a time, for fear that the peak master madman will know, catch us refining his little slave, let us go to chase the soul, and it will be over. ”

"You said that the peak master is called an old madman, does he have a real name?" Li Shuishan said curiously.

"No, besides, I'm slow to open my mind, and if I'm ostracized, I'll hide here, and when some of the dendrobium orchids open, I'll wrap them in my hole and prepare food for me. Now that I'm tired of eating crookedly, I'll roll two turnips, that old madman thief, everything is calculated, and the main thing is greedy, radishes are one of his interests. ”

"Every day at dawn, he will fly in the rain and dew, counting the turnips one by one, for fear of losing more, and if there are three or four less, it is nothing, and if there are more, he will run around like the wind, and toss everywhere. Good thing he didn't find us. ”

Li Shuishan was not afraid of its huge body, and said with a smile: "Aren't you afraid that I will tell that madman and let you be dragged to exorcism?"

It lay on the ground and patted its hairy back, "Since the time I arrived, there has been a disciple who has been arranged to make things under his hands, and he has been mad alive, and now he is still rolling on the ground, unable to eat or drink, what is the reason? It is that the old monster has some quirks in his hands, if you pass by, you will not be with him." I don't believe that you can be willing to become his disciple under him, and you haven't changed into a blue robe on your body, and the clothes on your body don't have the marks of the stone pagoda on the four corners of the hill, so I don't have to worry. ”

Li Shuishan nodded, he didn't expect this beast to be quite shrewd, even surpassing ordinary people, this may be a creature at the level of a cultivator, not as good as others.

"I see, you're right. But I've seen his quirks, and it's weird indeed. It makes people feel the urge to vomit water, that is, I am disgusted to the home, I dare not say it in front of him, otherwise, my little life is afraid of being gone. ”

Pulling up seven or eight turnips, he thought that this sloppy old man should also eat enough, and when he thought that when he came that night, he saw the stinking phenomenon, and his head buzzed, "I won't eat it, I'm afraid that the old guy will say that I ate it secretly." "Anyway, he doesn't feel hungry now, just a little hungry.

These radishes look moist, that is, they will fart after eating, whether it is light or dark, as the saying goes: stinky farts don't make sound, and loud farts are not ugly. But on the old madman's ass, it's loud and smelly.

The beast said, "Eat, this radish grows in this mountain, and it will have some different effects than ordinary radish, a bit similar to the use of pills." Although it will stink at night, it will eliminate the toxins in the body, and the mood will be more refreshing, the eyes will be clear, the speech will be clear, and more importantly, the strength will be greater. ”

Li Shuishan's eyes widened, "Is there any use for this?"

Returned to the tower, carrying the green purple radish on the top of the head, and came to the seventh floor in this way.

The smoke and aroma in it, the white mist is filled, the little woman's clothing ornaments, the red carpet is soft, dozens of zhang, placed around the Zen wood, a pair of blue robes are placed on it, there is a man's figure behind the screen, leaning on the body, and a woman stretches out her delicate arm, with a gold and silver bracelet, under the clouds, the part that is blocked, just under the light to reveal the placket and sit in danger, a dress corolla.

Li Shuishan didn't dare to get closer, and accidentally threw the radish aside, and the wind of flowing water and green clouds blowing in it was cut off, leaving the sloppy old man's cry of surprise inside, and then shouted: "Zangsheng, send my radish in, I want to have dinner with this beauty." ”

He had no choice but to get his life, and took three or four sighs and sighed to send them in, walking slowly, even lightly afraid of getting the mud on his feet, and the red carpet was at the mercy of the fat catfish, which was somewhat similar to the elegance of a woman in the palace, but it had more of the noisy simplicity of a peasant banquet in the dust, which was one plus one and.

I can see it clearly, the eyes of the old fat catfish have become that China Resources is organized, Chu Chu is moving, it is the mucus all over the body that makes people look unpleasant, put it on the ground, in such a luxurious and elegant scene, there is a man in a robe who walked in, or a winter cotton jacket, which is completely inconsistent with the luxury at this time, Li Shuishan didn't want to stand more, so he hurriedly left when he sent it.

The sloppy old man touched his beard and talked and laughed, and even nagged him to stay and enjoy such a beautiful dance together, and his eyes were different after speaking, and the atmosphere was hideous, as if he was going to take a step out, he would be beaten violently. Li Shuishan sat on the hard Huanghuali chair, except for the sloppy old man, there was a fluffy cloth under the hanging buttocks, but the cloth changed color, black and yellow, and the oil seemed to be able to squeeze out some weird things.

I don't know where these objects came from, it was still blank before, only the old man sat alone on the seventh floor, and there was no place where he could sleep on the straw pile without stumbling, and he was attacked by the cold wind, and sooner or later he had an extra chilblain on his buttocks.

Now he understands the special habits of sloppy old men, loves to eat turnips, loves to fart, has a unique aesthetic, and I don't know if there are others.

On the flesh of the old fat catfish, the white skin is stirring with the wind, the wheat color when it was just out of the water is now white and tender, the black and white of the eyes have become red and blue, the long hair hangs down and is tied up with a green silk hairpin, tightly coiled, revealing the curly cloud temples, the eyebrows are raised, the eyes are wide and the eyes are narrowed, the strong contrast between the front and back, the footsteps are stretched, the legs and feet are stretched and one is retreated, and the back of the front legs is slowly squatting, and the light in his eyes makes the sloppy old man sitting on the Huanghuali chair think about it, nodding and smiling unconsciously。

"Good. ”

"Good. You dance a dance for me to see, whether it is the Ming apprenticeship dance of mortal dust, the difference between the jade girls in the palace, even if it is your own dance, I love to watch it. ”

The sloppy old man was fascinated by the old fat catfish, and Li Shuishan even wondered if it had cast some illusion that he didn't know or if it had some unique tricks.

It's completely harmless, whitewashed outside, seen inside, poisoning other people's eyes, making people feel as if this is another realm?