Extra one
(Disclaimer in advance, this chapter is free of charge, the content has nothing to do with the story itself, and is purely entertaining.) Today is June 18th, and "Peerless Soul Seal" has been released for four months, and a single chapter will be issued as a commemoration. I also borrow this single chapter to let you know about the profession of authorship, because I think you may be curious. At the same time, I would like to thank everyone who has supported me, and wish you all a happy life and all the best. )
It's a hot summer day, and the time has already entered the middle of the night.
Since childhood, calcium deficiency has sat alone in front of the computer, with four eyes open, fighting against the radiation emitted by the computer screen.
He pressed down on the palm of his left hand and ring finger at the same time, lightly clicked Ctrl+S on the keyboard, and saved the manuscript without a few words, and then crossed his legs and lay back on the back chair with a broken armrest under him.
"Hey, this plot isn't good enough!"
Feel the wind blowing from the small fan with USB interface bought at a high price of five yuan from Pinduoduo.
He manipulated the mouse with his right hand, clicked on the author background of the Genesis Chinese Network, looked at the 250 collections displayed behind the "Peerless Soul Seal", and felt a burst of joy in his heart: "Xiao Sen, today's small advertisement is very useful, and it has increased by 5 collections." ”
Xiao Shen, who was studying the outline of the "Peerless Soul Seal" on the side, raised his eyes and looked at the computer screen with disdain: "What is there to look at with such a little data? When others have 500,000 words, they already have 100,000 collections, aren't you just a 250 now? This is also worth being happy to be like this? ”
Thorn~
Since childhood, the heart of calcium deficiency has been stabbed.
He took a deep breath and argued with Xiao Shen: "Xiao Shen, can you not speak so ruthlessly? You hit the key point like this, don't you care that I can't bear it?"
Xiao Shen put down the outline in his hand: "Are you so fragile? You've been posting your book for four months, and how many people are chasing your book until now?"
Since he was a child, he slid the mouse with his right hand, clicked on the subscription data in the author's background, and looked at the 11 displayed below the average subscription of the chapter, he said excitedly: "The average subscription has increased by another one, and now there are at least 11 book friends who are spending money to subscribe to me." ”
Xiao Shen shook his head: "I really don't want to hit you, do you know how to do elementary school math?" ”
Since he was a child, he was dissatisfied with the lack of calcium and insulted his IQ like Xiao Ginseng, and even suspected that he couldn't do elementary school mathematics.
For a long time, there has been a secret of calcium deficiency since he was a child, and he not only knows elementary school mathematics, but also comprehends unique secret skills in the process of learning primary school mathematics.
Since he mastered this secret technique, it is difficult for him to make mistakes in addition and subtraction within ten years.
Since then, this secret technique has been regarded by him as an unpassed secret.
For many years, countless people have asked him for advice: "Four Eyes, why do you raise your hands flat and fly with your ten fingers flying in math class, could it be that you are practicing some advanced martial arts?"
In the face of other people's inquiries, he has always laughed at calcium deficiency since childhood, and how can such profound knowledge and such miraculous skills be casually told to outsiders? That is a treasure that he will pass on to future generations.
At this moment, Xiao Ginseng actually provoked himself, swore that he would calculate his subscription income within two minutes and slap Xiao Ginseng in the face with his own strength.
I saw him raise his hands slightly, at shoulder level, his eyes looked directly at his hands, and his mind was flying.
Each update of a chapter is about 2000 words, according to the level of the reader, the website charges 0.06~0.1 yuan, and he can get half of it, that is, 0.03~0.05 yuan (if it is a reader at the starting point, it is half of half). Among them, book coupon subscriptions are not counted, and they will be discounted again.
Update two chapters a day, that can earn 0.06~0.1 yuan.
Cang Mang began to mutter: "0.06~0.1, how much is that?"
Finally, he had a flash of inspiration and took the middle number of 0.08 yuan.
He was overjoyed with his wisdom, and secretly said, "I am indeed smart. ”
Next, the ten fingers of his hands pinched rapidly, and 11 0.08s were added together by him at a speed unimaginable to others.
The corners of his mouth rose slightly: "I can earn ...... every day"
Halfway through his words, he was a little stunned, he was only eight cents?
His face was petrified, his hands trembled a little, his eyes were empty and confused, and his voice was hoarse and vicissitudes: "No, it's impossible. Xiao Ginseng, help me get calcium tablets, I must have my hands shaking caused by calcium deficiency, so I miscalculated. ”
"There are no calcium tablets left at home. ”
Since he was a child, his face was as pale as lime, and there was no trace of blood: "How come? Why are there no calcium tablets?"
"Poor people with a daily income of less than one dollar can't afford calcium tablets?"
Thorn~
Since I was a child, I was deficient in calcium, and my heart felt like I had been stabbed hard.
He fell to the ground from the chair with the broken armrest, his whole body began to twitch incessantly, and he said intermittently, "Little ...... Xiao Ginseng, save me~"
Xiao Ginseng sighed helplessly, grabbed a horse tooth stone from the pot that had long been left with daffodils on the side, and said: "There are no calcium tablets, but the composition of horse tooth stone is calcium carbonate, you can use horse tooth stone to top it first." ”
Saying that, a horse tooth stone was stuffed into the mouth of the calcium deficiency since childhood.
With the entrance of horse tooth calculus, the calcium deficiency since childhood has improved slightly, and the convulsive body has gradually calmed down.
After a while, Xiao Shen looked at Xiao Calcium Deficiency who was still lying on the ground and said, "How long are you going to lie on the ground? What time is it now? Have you written the manuscript you are going to send at noon tomorrow?"
Lacking calcium since childhood, he replied weakly: "Not yet." ”
"And what did you do during the day?"
"I'm thinking about the plot. ”
Xiao Ginseng's eyes widened: "You say it again!"
"I'm thinking about the plot. ”
Xiao Shen stepped forward and asked again, "Do you dare to say it again?"
Since he was a child, he felt the terrifying coercion emanating from Xiao Ginseng's body, and couldn't help curling up, but he still gritted his teeth and insisted: "I'm thinking about the plot." ”
Xiao Ginseng jumped to the side of the calcium deficiency since childhood, and slapped the hand towards the calcium deficiency since childhood.
Looking at Xiao Shen's palm, he was scared of calcium deficiency since he was a child, and his fragile little heart was pounding, as if it would explode at any time.
The next moment, Xiao Ginseng's hand fell heavily and forcefully on his shoulder, only to hear Xiao Ginseng say with great sincerity: "I believe in you." ”
Beads of sweat fell like raindrops on his forehead, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Then why are you asking me so many times?" I thought you were going to hit me. ”
Xiao Shen said very seriously: "Haven't you heard of it? ”
Since childhood, he has been deficient in calcium for a while: "Xiao Ginseng, where did you learn the rotten stalk? This is definitely not from my own hands." ”
Xiao Ginseng ignored the sarcasm of calcium deficiency since childhood, and said earnestly: "You already know your current reality. But you must remember that where there is a will, there is a way, and you must stick to your heart and create a book for book lovers that is both relaxing and worth savoring. ”
Since childhood, I have learned that in order to make it easy for readers to read, the expression must be straightforward. But if it is worth savoring, it must be supported by a deep plot.
Knowing the difficulty, he seemed a little unconfident: "Can I?"
"As long as you take every plot seriously, why not?"
Since I was a child, I was a little frustrated and said: "But I only have so many book friends, not to mention whether I can create so many good plots, even if I can, how many people can leave unforgettable stories?"
"Planning is in the people (the author) and things are in the sky (readers), this is the way of heaven, you just haven't had the opportunity to get on the stage for the time being. But you have come all the way and received so many encouragements from readers, who give you recommendation votes and monthly passes, which are all their affirmation of your work. Even in addition to paid reading, there are readers who give you tips, which is a signal that they want to support you, do you understand all this? You touch the ribs on your chest and answer me, can you live up to them?"
Since childhood, his eyes were shiny with calcium deficiency, and he said in a firm tone: "No." I have to be worthy of every penny spent by my readers and every support they have, and I have to be worthy of the works I create. ”
Xiao Ginseng praised the calcium deficiency since childhood: "That's right, I'll help you up, and we'll continue to fight." ”
With the help of Xiao Ginseng, Xiao Calcium Deficiency climbed back to the seat with a broken armrest very hard, and looked at the pale green yard background again, he took a deep breath: "Xiao Ginseng, can I really fly with you one day?"
Of course, as long as your book friends can continue to support you, help you spread the book to more readers, and gain more and more power of faith, you can not only soar, but also make money. When you have money, you can take two high-calcium tablets a day, and you don't have to worry about calcium deficiency anymore. ”
When I heard the lack of calcium since I was a child, my spirit was lifted: "Xiao Ginseng, turn off the fan first, it's cold." ”
Xiao Ginseng unplugged the USB connector plugged into the case, and the fan slowly stopped.
Since he was a child, he stretched out his hands and pressed his ten fingers lightly on the keyboard, but he never could type half a word.
He turned his head again and asked Xiao Shen on the side: "Xiao Shen, why don't we send a single chapter first and sell it to readers?"
Xiao Shen thought for a while, nodded seriously, and said, "I think it's okay, because you have nothing to sell now except for being miserable." ”
Thorn~
I was stabbed again in my heart that lacked calcium since childhood.
Coupled with the previous two knives, the three layers of marks stacked on his body triggered a passive effect called "If you don't praise me, I won't get up".
The moment the mark was triggered, a true damage of 99,999 points floated from the top of his head.
His eyes rolled up, and his body collapsed limply again.
The world in front of me gradually disappeared, leaving only a bottomless black, and the body gradually became stiff and cold.
"Am I going to die?"
In a haze, the voice of the system came to his ear: "Your book friend is making a choice. ”
At the same time, two options appeared in front of him:
A. Yours have been wildly praised by many book friends, and you can be resurrected with full blood.
"It's well written, I'll give you a book list to promote, introduce you to book friends, give you subscriptions, give you five-star reviews, give you recommendation tickets and monthly passes, and give you some rewards when you have money...... Hurry up and get back to work. ”
B. Yours have been frantically complained about by many book friends, and you can die.
"Garbage. The author is going to die, I have already dug your new home, sitting north and facing south, at an angle of 30 degrees with the meridian, and the lighting is excellent. ”
Looking at the two options in front of him, he roared wildly in his heart because he was short of calcium: "No, I don't want to die, I still want to do it." Come and praise me ......"