"What can I do now? I also said that I want to accompany Ah Ying all the time? I don't eat, I don't drink, only the dead, I'm afraid it won't be long before I starve to death, I can't eat the dead, I vomit, I want to vomit just thinking about it, hey, I can't die when I want to die, I don't want to die and I'm going to starve to death soon, it's really sad!"

Thinking that he would soon starve to death, Ah Lai lost his spirit and sat down on the ground, "What kind of taste does it have to be to starve to death? How do you feel that waiting to starve to death is more terrifying than jumping off a cliff......?

"Hey, hey, boy, what's wrong? wilted, I'm dying of hunger?" said the old man gloatingly.

Ah Lai was too hungry to quarrel with him, and nodded slightly in response.

"Now I know that it's good to become an immortal, the immortal still lives a chic life after drinking the wind and swallowing the fog, how can it be like you mortals, three meals a day, if you don't eat for a few days, you will starve to death, mortals, weak, hahaha..."

This Ah Lai is so angry that he is about to starve to death, and this old miscellaneous hair is still there immortal, "Old miscellaneous mao, I am going to starve to death, are you so happy? Don't forget, you can't live if I die, you are an immortal, you will turn me into a full man and come out to eat?"

"Oh, yes, don't worry, boy, I can't starve you, there is no Manchu and Han full banquet, but it is estimated that you will not be able to eat enough in this life, guarding so many granaries, are you still afraid of not eating? Go, boy, go out and take you to find food." ”

"Go out and fart, go out except for the dead, it's the bones of the dead, where is there anything to eat, is it possible that you really let me eat the dead, I won't eat if I starve to death, I'd better save the last bit of strength!"

"Hey, what an ignorant boy, how could Lao Tzu let you eat the dead, but let you eat the things that exist in the dead people, have you forgotten what happened to the immortal mansion that Lao Tzu told you? "Old Zamao feels really tired of talking to this mortal.

Hearing that there was something to eat, Ah Lai suddenly came to his senses, and asked weakly, "Those dead people have been dead for tens of thousands of years, can the food still be eaten? Isn't it moldy and rotten early? Just like the tributes on those incense tables!"

"I'll throw you a female thunder, whether you want to go or not, Lao Tzu said that if there is food, there is food, and Lao Tzu said that you can eat it!"

"I'll go! I'll go! You're in a hurry!" For the sake of not starving to death again, Alai no longer cares about it.

Walking out of the palace, Ah Lai looked for a corpse that looked intact and still had a relatively short period of time for flesh and skin, and stood there stunned, but he had no choice but to turn to Lao Zamao, "That, that, Xiao Zi, how to get something from the dead man, oh no, how to take something from the so-called spirit ruins you said?"

"Don't think about it now, call that little girl and let her help you get it!"

"Bastard, if you don't say it earlier, I don't have the strength to do it, so I have to run again!" Ah Lai scolded secretly in his heart.

"Hey, you little conscienceless, Lao Tzu kindly told you not to starve to death, and even dared to scold Lao Tzu, I knew that I would starve you to death!"

"Hey, hey, hey...", Ah Lai smiled embarrassedly, and was anxious to get food as soon as possible, so he didn't say more, went back to call Ah Ying, and said to Ah Ying: "Ah Ying, you can help find out from his spiritual ruins to see if there are any melons, fruits, steamed buns and other things in it?"

Ah Ying looked at Ah Lai with a puzzled expression, and replied, "Brother, what do these things you said look like?"

After wasting his strength for a long time, he still didn't understand Ah Ying, Ah Lai was speechless, and finally said helplessly: "Forget it, Ah Ying, you take out all the things in his spirit ruins!"

"Okay!" Ah Ying obediently stretched out his fingers, pointed to the spirit ruins, and a golden light shot out, and then Ah Lai only felt that there was a lot of mountain-like things in front of him, and a lot of miscellaneous things were piled up in front of him, brocade, coffee table, tables and chairs, Dan furnace, brocade silk, All kinds of clothes, all kinds of bottles and jars, all kinds of herbs and medicinal materials, all kinds of wine, all kinds of vegetables and fruits that Alai can't name, and all kinds of meat that Alai can't name, basket by basket are placed in front of you, even the spirit crystal baht is piled up like a hill, and there are all kinds of gems and jade, which are dazzling, and the eyes of Alai who look straight at them are shining.

"Oh also, it's developed now, how many good things this dead man has looted, what a real TM rich!"

After sighing, Ah Lai didn't care about anything else, grabbed a piece of meat with his left and right hands, and began to eat a bite on the left and right, and Ah Ying also grabbed a piece and chewed it, chewing and saying, "Brother, is this the food you are talking about?"

After eating and drinking enough, Ah Lai was in a good mood, guarding a mountain of things, Ah Lai made a difficulty, when would he be able to move it, a lot of big things he couldn't move, beds, coffee tables, tables and chairs and other necessities had to be moved to the palace, Ah Ying seemed to understand Ah Lai's meaning, and waved his little hand, "up, go, fall", all the mountain-like things in front of him flew away, all flew into the palace, Ah Lai was dumbfounded, and swallowed hard, "It seems that the fairy is really cool sometimes!"

Lying on the soft and warm brocade couch, Ah Lai felt that the sentence that there must be a blessing if he did not die was too right, fine wine and food, brocade couch clothes, this kind of day was much better than being a servant in the Xia family, the grinning mouth has never been closed, fatigue hit, he fell asleep groggily, and in his sleep, saliva flowed all over the ground.

Since then, the happy time at the bottom of the cliff has begun, accompanying Ah Ying, eating, sleeping and sleeping, Ah Zi has never been in such a good mood since he was born, and the habitual expression of the gloomy is gradually replaced by a smile on his face, and it feels good to have a relative. In addition to eating, sleeping and playing, the rest of the time Ah Lai mostly accompanies Ah Ying in Taobao, the feeling of guarding Baoshan is really cool, over time, Ah Lai also fell in love with Taobao this activity, although their treasure mountain is full of dead corpses, but I am used to seeing a lot, and now in Ah Lai's eyes, it is a treasure pavilion.

In a hurry, time is like flowing water, and the concept of time does not exist at the bottom of the cliff, and Ah Lai doesn't know how long it has been since he fell to the bottom of the cliff. These units of measurement of time do not exist here, Ah Lai only knows that he is very happy during this period of time, he has never been happy, and this kind of day can continue like this, at the bottom of this cliff, there is no world, no one comes to disturb, only Ah Ying and himself, although this is a valley of the dead, but Ah Lai feels that for himself, this is a paradise, yes, this is a paradise, a place that the world cannot reach, although it is foggy here, although there are dead bodies everywhere, although the scenery here is not beautiful, the happy days have been for a long time, Ah Lai feels that everything is pleasing to the eye, even the God who has been cursing himself, Ah Lai feels that it is not so hateful, Ah Lai no longer feels so annoying and the broken mouth of the old miscellaneous hair, such as the days of water, idle and old miscellaneous hair, listening to him brag about the cowhide, is also a very good pastime, not to mention this old guy, it doesn't seem to be exactly bragging, this old thing has a mysterious origin, exists for a long time, and there are indeed a lot of dry goods in the stomach, even Xiaohong, too, but Ren Ah Lai has exhausted all kinds of routines, and has not pulled out their origins from the mouths of the two old treacherous giants, so he had to give up, and never asked again, Ah Lai thought, since I can't ask, then hang it, I don't believe that I will never be able to fish。

After a period of time, Ah Zi is enjoying it, so cool that it can't be done, the old miscellaneous hair finally can't bear it, and he pretends to be patient with this flesh and mortal fetus every day, and he is swaying, but this little thing has no meaning to practice at all, wasting time is tantamount to murdering his life, and if he goes on like this, he has no hope of recovering, and now this weak taste of crying is really aggrieved, and it seems that he has to think of a way.

On this day, while Ah Lai was tired of playing with Ah Baby, he was idle, and the old miscellaneous hair came out, "I said Ah Lai, you look at you now, you are dressed in fine clothes, people, you look dignified, handsome and chic, but you are lame all day long, and you can't catch up with Ah Ying when you play, do you feel very inconvenient and very bad scenery?"

Lame all year round, Ah Lai seems to be used to it, forgetting that he has been lame, it's okay not to mention the old miscellaneous hair, this mention is like the scar of the past years has been re-revealed, and the humiliation of the past scene of being forgotten has come to his heart again, Ah Lai is furious, "Old miscellaneous hair, you owe it again, do you know that this is too much, I don't think I have regarded you as a friend, you old bastard, old shameless, old bastard..."

Seeing that Ah Lai reacted so strongly, Lao Zamao was not angry but happy, "Hehe, there is a play, this kid is not a dead pig!"

"Stop, stop, Ah Lai, I didn't mean to expose your scars, I'm for your good, Lao Tzu asked what you mean, do you want this lame to get better?"

Ah Lai, who was still scolding and scolding, suddenly heard the word "better", his voice stopped abruptly, and his expression was slightly turbulent and uncertain and asked rhetorically: "Get better?"

"Ignorant child, what is there to be happy about, it is impossible in the eyes of you mortals, in Lao Tzu it is all pediatrics, have you forgotten who Lao Tzu and I am?

"Hey, of course I don't know who you are, you old scoundrel, no matter how I ask you, you don't say, where do I know what you are!"

"Hey, you don't know what to do, I really want to help you cure your feet, but you actually scolded Lao Tzu in a different way, forget it, when I didn't say it!"

"Don't don't, Lao Zamao, ah no, Xiao Zi, it's not right, I'm going to give you a new title, and I'll call you Lao Zi in the future, but it's not Lao Tzu's son, it's purple and purple! Lao Zi, I didn't scold you just now, what I said was all the truth, I really don't know what you are, I don't know if you are a human or a ghost, a god or a demon or a demon......

"Stop, stop me, how did I find out that you talk more than me now?"

"Well, this one who is close to Zhu Zechi, who is close to ink is black, of course, the one who is close to the old purple is talkative, do you know what it is like for a person not to say a word for eight years? Do you know what life is like when death is worse than death?" Ah Lai couldn't help but start to vent again.

"Stop, stop, stop, I said you kid still want to listen to business, do you want to do that broken foot?"

"Think, think, think very much, Lao Zi, you say!"

"Ahem... Cough... , you go and rummage through the bottles and jars of the pills that you and the little girl have blindly scooped all day long, and find out all the black, creamy medicines, Lao Tzu, I will help you find the medicine. ”

Before the words fell, Ah Lai rushed to the pile of medicines, searched for them, and after a while, more than a dozen kinds of black pastes were spread out in one place, and asked anxiously: "Lao Zi, take a look, which medicine can cure my feet?"

"Second row, third from left!"

Ah Lai copied the medicine in his hand, "What kind of medicine is this?

"Find a cloth that will wrap around your ankles, apply the ointment evenly over it, and go to the pile of weapons and find a brass or hammer. The old miscellaneous hair said with compassion and seriousness.

"Okay!" Ah Lai did not doubt him, and hurried to go, and saw a big copper hammer and brought it back, so heavy, so heavy!

"And then?"

"Smash!"