Kids, do you have a lot of question marks?

Why? Your dad hits you with a broom as soon as they meet?

Why? Your dad doesn't believe you're a serious person?

Why? Your father doesn't think you can have such a beautiful daughter-in-law?

Shen Tianqi, his mentality collapsed!

At the entrance of the village, I was suspected by Uncle Wang for a while, and Zhang Genbao, the village head, was suspicious for a while in the village, but when I got home, my parents didn't believe me.

"Mother, look at my father, stop him!"

Shen Tianqi was speechless.

Shen Tianqi's mother still said to Hongyan with concern: "Girl, our Shen family is sorry for you! Don't worry, we will be responsible for you." You're so pretty, my son must have been kidnapped from somewhere. ”

Hongyan: "......"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Others: "......"

Others have become melon-eating masses.

Calm Tianren said with emotion: "The Emperor of Heaven can have a wife, I was quite envious before, but now it seems that his father and mother don't believe it." ”

Xiao Hei said: "So, how difficult it was to find a partner in this village before. It's really difficult to find a partner. ”

Bu Zhi said: "I don't know why, when I saw the Heavenly Emperor being chased and beaten, I suddenly felt a little envious." ”

Bu Ming slapped Bu Ming on the back of the head and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely give you more of this kind of care in the future." ”

Step knows: "......"

The King Kong God of War suddenly said: "Do you know why the Emperor of Heaven is in this village to find a difficult person, and then go out?"

Everyone looked at him, including Shen Tianqi's father and mother and Shen Tianqi.

I don't know why, Shen Tianqi had a bad feeling.

The King Kong God of War said: "Because the Emperor of Heaven often learns and practices kung fu in Lichun Academy!"

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Shen Tianqi's father: "!!"

"This strong man, is what you said true?"

Shen Ping'an's hand holding the broom trembled.

The King Kong God of War said, "The Emperor of Heaven himself told us. ”

"Yes, I testify that the Emperor said that he often went to practice kung fu. ”

Calm Celestial said.

"That's practicing kung fu, that's called learning!"

Xiao Hei also said.

"Daddy... It's not like this, you... You listen to me... Say..."

Shen Tianqi's eyes were really black at the moment, and he almost fainted.

He really regretted explaining to them that Lichun Temple was a place to practice kung fu!

Who knows, the pit you dug yourself, you give yourself a pit.

"Girl, do you know what kind of place Lichun Temple is?"

Shen Tianqi's mother asked lovingly.

Hongyan didn't think much about it, and said directly: "I know, my master, told me that it is a place to practice kung fu and learn." ”

Master?

Shen Ping'an's father and mother glared at Shen Tianqi angrily!

That's a terrible name!

must have abducted other girls in an unscrupulous way!

"Stinky boy, I have to spank you today, and the flowers are blooming everywhere!"

Shen Ping'an roared angrily.

"I asked you to go to Xianmen, so that you could study! As a result, you learned this for me?"

"Study! You study!"

"As soon as I entered the door, I felt that something was wrong, this girl is so beautiful, you said it was your wife? Our old Shen family, I have never married such a beautiful daughter-in-law in my life!

"Such a good-looking girl was ruined by you!"

"Damn!"

Shen Ping'an chased after him in the courtyard, and Shen Tianqi said helplessly: "Dad, you calm down first! Why are you so unconfident in your own son?"

"In the future, if you find a handsome man every day, if Tianba finds a beautiful girl, is it possible, do you think they were abducted? Dad! Don't always think that we are not serious, if we are not serious, then... That is, there is a good saying that parents are the first teachers of their children. ”

"Teacher, you MMP!"

Shen Ping'an scolded directly: "Grandma is a bear! You actually want to take your sister and brother badly! How old are they! You little bastard! You dare to accuse Sang and scold Huai that I and your mother are not serious!"

"You're going to die for me! I promise I won't beat you!"

Shen Ping'an probably chased for too long, and his physical strength couldn't keep up, so he stopped there and said angrily.

Shen Tianqi stopped there and showed a smiling smile, "Dad, let's first implement love and peace, and realize the effect of distance and beauty." ”

"You MMP! You dare to go to a place like Lichunyuan! Your father and I have never been there a few times in my life!"

"Huh?"

Shen Tianqi and Shen Tianqi's mother looked at him.

"Uh... I mean, I've never been there once in my life!"

"Huh, then you just want to go?"

Shen Tianqi's mother said with a gloomy face.

"Uh... It's not..."

"Mother, teach my dad a lesson! He actually thinks like this!"

At this time, Shen Tianqi couldn't care about his father's kindness and filial piety, and if he didn't do anything by himself, Shen Ping'an would really be endless.

"Stinky boy, you!"

Shen Ping'an is so angry!

"Okay, you! I said that Ergouzi is such a well-behaved child, why would he suddenly learn badly! As the so-called upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, you, the old man, have always had this kind of thought, let alone his son!"

Shen Ping'an was so girly, she hurriedly went into the house and took out a feather duster to chase Shen Ping'an.

"You... Stop!"

"Stinky boy, how dare you frame your father! I'll shoot you to death!"

Shen Ping'an chased after Shen Tianqi.

"Mother, save me!"

Shen Tianqi called for help.

"You bad old man!

"Stinky boy!

The three of them were running around the yard, and after a while, there was a scream.

When Shen Tianqi watched his father being violently beaten, he suddenly felt so good in his heart!

Seeing his mother beating his father, his anger almost disappeared.

Shen Tianqi walked over and said, "Mother, Hongyan is not an ordinary woman, she is..."

"Don't say it..."

Shen Tianqi's mother sighed and said, "Let's admit it if you do it, what she says has something to do with you, so I will raise her as a daughter-in-law." In this way, you ask your Xianmen for a leave of absence, and do your best to prepare for pregnancy. ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Hongyan: I'm so shy!

Shen Tianqi said: "Mother, I mean, she is a clean girl, I am sincere with her, she is not from that kind of place, of course, I have never been to that kind of place." ”

"Mother, don't you think that she was abducted by me just because she is beautiful!"

"Your son and I, I'm not so spineless!"

"Besides, with my looks, am I not worthy of a good face?"

What made Shen Tianqi feel sad was that his father and mother looked at it, and there was no response for a long time.

Shen Tianqi's mother sighed and said, "What a good cabbage..."

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Mother!

You tell me the second half of the sentence!

What do you mean!

What do you mean!