Chapter 10: Fraudulent Money
One has a thief's eyebrows, and the other has a cunning face.
Liu Daqing leaned on the fence and hooked his shoulders with this man and laughed: "Brother, what's the matter?" Liu Daqing asked with a grin, and the man who looked at it was only worried.
This seemingly pointy-faced monkey realm qi practitioner was put on Liu Daqing's shoulder, his face was like dirt, and he smiled cheekily: "This master, I want to ask you about something." ”
Liu Daqing glanced at this person, he was not eye-catching when he was dressed up and down, and he didn't know if he was poor or pretended.
Liu Daqing smiled and asked softly: "Fellow Daoist, please speak, please speak, don't be polite." ”
This Dongfu realm qi practitioner hesitated for a moment and looked at Liu Daqing a little impatiently, and then asked, "In the lower Yunzhou tour Yanji, dare to ask if Mr. Zhan is okay now?"
Liu Daqing's face changed, and the hand holding his shoulder pinched his already fleshless cheeks and asked, "Do you want him to be good or bad?"
You Yanji Mountain Shangye Xiu, today is to climb the dragon and attach the phoenix to establish a good relationship with several orthodox sects, so he took the initiative to be courteous and said the reason, and went to Caotou Village to inquire about the situation.
As a wild cultivator, his ability to observe words and colors is naturally amazing, and as soon as he heard Liu Daqing's words, he immediately admitted it.
If Liu Daqing hadn't strangled his neck, he would have knelt on the ground and kowtowed to beg for mercy this time.
"Master, you just went around the small one, right? The small one is an errand runner who really has no other heart, that is, he cares about Mr. Zhan for a few seniors. You Yanji begged for mercy bitterly.
Liu Daqing is a reckless man, but he thought about it a lot, and suddenly his face turned pale and laughed: "Brother You, it's really kind, who is Zhan Fuzi? That's the disciple of the Qionglu Tianxia Temple, and he is the Heavenly Monarch of Caotou Cave Heaven, and it is not more than enough to fight a god." ”
Liu Daqing sighed and pretended to be regretful.
You Yanji watched Liu Daqing talk about Mr. Zhan's changed expression, his eyes rolled and he asked eagerly, "Could it be that Mr. Zhan is injured?"
Liu Daqing sighed and continued: "The remnants of the gods are not cats and dogs on the side of the road, how can they be easily killed casually? But fortunately, they have suffered some flesh and skin injuries. It's a pity that our place is poor and bad, and we don't have good things to make up for Mr. Zhan. Liu Daqing increased his strength as he spoke.
You Yanji was yelled at by Liu Daqing, but he was miserable in his heart.
It is clear that this is to save money and eliminate disasters.
"Grandpa, grandpa... I have it, I have it, I have it. Saying that, You Yanji shook his sleeves and poured out a bunch of heavenly and earthly treasures from his sleeves, a panacea.
Liu Daqing said with a smile while picking up these treasures to his feet with his feet: "Brother You is really a bodhisattva, good people have their own good rewards, I will tell Mr. Zhan about your merits later, and then let the Confucian Temple ask Brother You for a concierge position in a certain academy." ”
Liu Daqing relieved his strength, but his hand kept on You Yanji's shoulder.
Liu Daqing discussed with You Yanji softly again: "Mr. Zhan must be sure to be nine out of ten when he opens his mouth, but he must spend some fairy money, Mr. Zhan has a big face, but he is not omnipotent, right?
You Yanji scolded Liu Daqing's ancestor in his heart, and even scolded himself, this time he really made trouble for himself, didn't the dog day say that the grass-headed villagers were simple? They all respect the gods on the mountain? This time, he traveled thousands of miles from one world to another, but he spent all his net worth, and there was only this bit of belongings left in his money bag.
You Yanji looked distressed, took out his money bag tremblingly, and said with a sad face: "Master, that's it, it's not easy to come from the dome to the fishing platform, you have to at least leave some travel expenses for the small one, don't you?"
Liu Daqing laughed, snatched the money bag with one hand, pushed You Yanji away with the other and said with a smile: "Brother You, this is not the point, isn't it? Think about it, the travel expenses are given to Mr. Zhan, can Mr. Zhan not care about you? First bitter and then sweet, first bitter and then sweet." ”
As soon as the words fell, Liu Daqing's face immediately turned gloomy, and he really turned his face faster than turning a book, and he said in a deep voice: "Go back and tell those outsiders that Mr. Zhan is not in good health, and he will not be able to enter Caotou Village after half a decade, but it is okay to come to visit Mr. Zhan, but don't be too light!"
You Yanji received the "decree" and ran away if he was about to be amnesty, and this business was lost!
Song Qing'a has never been so idle, looking for things to do everywhere.
Fortunately, Dai Yunong has a lot of things to do now, no, Dai Yunong just took out the pill that he had given to the old shopkeeper in Wen Fengwo and studied it for a while, and he knew that it was not an ordinary medicine when he looked at the polish.
Dai Yunong originally planned to give Song Qing'a a swallow, after all, she was injured, but Song Qing'a refused, and the two of them pushed me to the end, and the total was divided into two and one half.
It's terrible that the two of them tossed enough, and the two of them were hot and hot as if they had eaten obscene drugs, but fortunately, it was just a natural reaction caused by the overabundance of normal supplements, and it was not a real obscene drug that did not stimulate the animal nature of the human body.
Otherwise, Zhan Xiaocheng would definitely have to stroke his beard and laugh: "God-given good fate!"
The two of them lay on the ground panting like a big battle, drenched and sweating.
In fact, it can also be said that this half of the pill is in the stomach, from the inside out, it is a battle between pure essence and acquired filth qi, and now the two of them are like changing to an innocent body, refreshed, and calm.
Dai Yunong reluctantly got up from the ground, this time there was really a stinky sweat in his body, he was like this, and Song Qing'a was even more so.
Fortunately, Zhan Xiaocheng's house is close to the well, and there is a bath barrel at home, so he will not fall into the situation of bathing in the river like Dai Yunong.
"I'm going to fetch some water for you?" Dai Yunong asked in a low voice, a little uneasy.
After all, it was a private matter about women, and Dai Yunong was still a little embarrassed.
Song Qing'a seems to be still intoxicated with the wonderful realm of 'soft bones and muscles'.
She hummed softly, this was the first time Dai Yunong had seen Song Qing'a still so angry.
Dai Yunong hurriedly came back to his senses and secretly scolded himself for being obscene, so he hurriedly went to the well to fetch water for Song Qing'a.
After receiving a large bucket of water, Dai Yunong returned home, took a shabby but clean house, trotted towards the Li River.
On the way back from the Li River, Dai Yunong met several waves of strangers, and Dai Yunong was a little puzzled by what Mr. Zhan had said that these outsiders had to live at least half a decade if they wanted to enter the village.
All this is naturally Liu Daqing's ghost idea, and he has already made a lot of money in less than an hour.
As for the means of making money, he said that he had to visit Zhan Yancheng with a grand gift, but when people came with things, they stopped others outside without saying a word.
In the end, an old monk with some eyesight saw it thoroughly, paid a sum of fairy money, and walked into the village with a swagger.
There are four kinds of fairy money, grimace money, fortune money, ant nose money, and the rarest gold money.
Liu Daqing opened his mouth widely, at least he had to see the grimace before he let in, if he really couldn't do it, he would take out some high-grade magic weapons, anyway, don't think about getting through here without putting some blood.
The old village chief didn't stop him, and let him toss, as long as it wasn't too much.
These outsiders naturally dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, after all, Mr. Zhan did not come out to stop it, so they naturally acquiesced in such absurd acts when the Confucian sage acquiesced.
Coupled with the scene of Zhan Zhan Cheng's battle against the gods, these mountain immortals seem to be able to see them when they look up, and they are very apprehensive about that Confucian Zhan Fuzi.
A person who dares to make a big attack on the gods still doesn't dare to clean them up? Confucianism has a good temper? It depends on which Confucianism it is.
Even if they are dissatisfied, who can they go to reason? Go to the Temple of Literature? When the time comes, those who have a heart will have to say, other people who read dare to punish God, but what about you? Those who hide far away, don't dare to let go of their farts, don't dare to wave their flags and shout, what's wrong with spending some money? One-third of the people in the Diaoyutai world are counted as scholars in the world!
Isn't he arrogant? Didn't he run away with a child?